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she's harder to get rid of than brian kilmeade. and, if you look, her eyes, they're crazier than ever. she doesn't have betty davis eyes, she has marty feldman eyes. i miss him. but imagine sitting next to that on a long flight. no wonder bill preferred epstein's jet. all right, people. that was one of the reasons. the in flight massages. but after two years of democrats telling us that it was worse than 9/11 to say that an election was stolen, what's their new message? take it away crazy lady. >> hello indivisibles. i'm here to highlight something that is keeping me up at night, rig...

>> greg: speaking of banks, did you hear what's going down at goldman sachs. the perks that you used to enjoy your job is disappearing faster than whoopi goldberg's jewish fan base. according to "the new york post," they're taking away the free coffee perks for the goldman sachs employees, i know, stop the presses, or, at least, the french presses. i know. that's why i sit down here and you're in the audience. so, now those bankers will have to pay for it like the rest of us, just like i do for those massages. bill hemmer has such strong hands. sadly, as "the new york post" reports, ...

made here in the 90s. but you're actually super famous here everybody tells me how much they miss their dirty hasselhoff. >> greg: it's true it took me three years to get the stench out. anyway, do you feel you're being primed for something, like the ufc does for weeks before their next big pay purview. the media trying to gear us up for the ultimate showdown between biden and trump. fighting out of the record corner with a record of 1-1 standing 6'3" 245 pounds hailing from mar-a-lago florida by way of nyc, donald the disrupter trump. and fighting out of the blue corner with a recor...

>> greg: at least we know they're still alive. but even though kat's not back, look who is. yes, another blond psychopath. oh, she's not that bad. okay, she is you know, i bet she was the secretary of state. >> you know, i was the secretary of state. i spent, you know, many days on airplanes flying from place to place encouraging people to have a real democracy and one of the hall marks of a i real democracy is the peaceful transfer of power. >> greg: yeah. well, you know what else is a hallmark of democracy? a free and fair election and the right to pitch about it if you didn't thin...

novelist and literary critic walter kirn. [applause] she is so southern she sleeps in a deep fryer. cohost of the bottom line launches january 23rd. dagen mcdowell. [applause] she is the girl of your dreams if you have a 104 fever. [laughs] fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] and finally, the great barrier reef is his loofah, massive side kick in the world heavyweight champion, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right before we get to some new stories that are all the document scandal it's time for this. ♪ ♪ >> greg's leftovers. >> greg: i love this. where i read the joke so...