Canadian physios overwhelmed as nation injured patting itself on the back
January 7, 2021 FORT LANGLEY, BC – Physiotherapists nationwide are reporting a sudden influx of Canadians who have been injured trying to pat themselves on the back after witnessing the chaos erupting in the US and feeling pretty smug about being Canadian. “There’s a line-up of very sore and self-satisfied people outside my office that goes around the block,” said Andrew Guck, a physio of twelve years. “Canadians saw the violence in Washington DC and immediately pulled their traps and deltoids in a reflexive rush to declare themselves not like them.” Guck added, “I haven’t se...
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