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Winston churchill and -- have in common? snooki has a beef with president obama. you probably have a good idea if you know who snooki is what that beef is. the sideshow is next. [ female announcer ] maxwell house gives you a rich, full-flavored cup of coffee, so you can be good to the last drop. [ dog barking ] [ sniffing ] [ male announcer ] missing something? like 2 pairs of glasses for $99.99 at sears optical. now includes bifocals at the same great price for a limited time. hurry in to sears optical today and don't miss a thing. you struggle to control your blood sugar. you exercise and ea...

>> i don't go tanning tanning anymore because obama put a 10% tax on tanning. and i feel like he did that intentionally for us. mccain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. because he's pale, and he would probably want to be tan. since taxes were raised on tanning -- >> obama doesn't have that problem. obviously. >> there you go. you can't make this stuff up. by the way, snooki was arrested today as she left the beach in seaside heights, new jersey and was charged with, wait for it, disorderly conduct. i know, shock. finally proof thankful paulz aren't above the law. a republican congressman f...