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Jimmy, you drove cabs for years in new york, did anything rise to the level of bigfoot bae. really quick, two things. i did once drive a beer-drinking goat who got in with his owner. this was a party trick that he did for fun. he claimed he was going to get on letterman at one point as a stupid pet trick. i don't know if that ever panned out. i did have a beer, a goat drink about five beers in my cab. i had a woman who got in my cab and wanted me to go to brooklyn and she had a sock puppet on each hand. the sock puppet yelled at me all the way there. we are married 16 years to this day. >> oh,...

>> congressman, we are thrilled to have you on board welcome. we've seen you over the past couple of years on the january committee. >> it is great to be on the tea thank you. >> welcome aboard at cnn. is like taking a lifeboat to th titanic. you are supposed to leave, do a return but i guess congress was just a stepping stone to cnn. if things go well, it is on to selling timeshares. remember all the time he flits nancy pelosi's sock puppet. she didn't warm her hands befor and his eyebrows were higher than hers. we would be remiss if we did no play some of his greatest hits. for rowlett, henr...

A Burlington bakery opens to raise funds for child sexual abuse prevention and the Burlington Athletic Stadium has begun planning a new venue.

In West Virginia, incumbent telco Frontier has repeatedly been busted in a series of scandals involving substandard service and the misuse of taxpayer money. State leaders have buried reports detailing the depth of the grift and dysfunction, and, until a few years back, a Frontier executive did double duty as a state representative without anybody…