Hovis' Friday dairy: 'Do we need to go back to ancient times with ritual sacrifices?'
Dear Diary, Thankfully Mother Nature appears to have got bored with “some like it hot” as a binge-watched series and has now moved on to “Baywatch” (if what you’re watching in the bay is poo fish) with a soundtrack of “Wet Wet Wet”. Honestly, I never thought anyone could be more mercurial than my mother, […]