Look to new york. a cool, clear morning, and i do what any sensible charlestonian would do on a day like this -- look for turkeys to kill. so pants, need those. >> salesman: all right. you know in south carolina our state bird is the mosquito. >> anthony: right, so i want to be covered head to toe. >> salesman: next thing we need to get your face covered up. >> anthony: i'm going into waffle house wearing this. this is totally me. >> salesman: we do have some turkey vests. >> anthony: a turkey vest, yes, i just gotta have it. [ imitating arnold schwarzenegger ] "this is your last day on earth,...