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Static cling. >> i say the time is right for the american revolution. >> radical rhetoric floods right wing radio. >> you have revolution when people feelin' visible. >> barack obama's comrades. there, that's right. all over the federal government have hijacked the institutions of government and are now turning them on the people. >> when people feel invisible, they go for their guns. >> we're getting to the place where our government is controlling much more of what we say, what we think, what we do. >> under normal circumstances, we would actually have a massive revolt in this country right ...

He confessed he won't even put the airport blankets on. that's how paranoid he is. i would pay good money to see his face head been on that plane. my assistant says if you take like a fabric softener sheet and rub it on your mattress, that's supposed to help. and no static cling. while this incident may have been a big misunderstanding we are learning more about the disease. monkeypox is apparently scary as all getout and a rare disease similar to smallpox. it can be fatal. it can create bumps that look like bedbug bites it can be spread by infected animals and

>> in between jim and the girl. >> that is caitlin and that is bill's date for valentine's day. anyway, you can find her at blood manor who is doing a special weekend for valentine's day in new york city. they normally dot haunted house, well they do a special haunted house based on valentine's day. caitlin is a lovely girl looking for a date. >> i think she has one. i am going in alone and coming out ahead. >> she didn't get hit by a state vehicle while crossing the crosswalk. >> i am just glad i wasn't imagining her. >> on that note, andy, are you done? >> yes, i am. >> let me welcome back o...

New century. it's a long damn title. and if intelligence were static cling, my under wear would stick g to see you again. >> no. i'm glad to have on the crew. business reporter christopher drew. his copy is the opposite of poo. okay. i'm through, back to you. >> well done. >> thanks. >> you're a jew? >> yes. >> we have a lot of them. >> okay. and only bernie madoff had been a hot teen, sec might have stopped his scheme. apparently workers at security and exchange commission are getting distracted from the mission of protecting investors by porn. otherwise known as neighborhood pictures of peop...

In mike pompeo the cea director almost wearing they are going to be -- on russia, russia, russia, russia. >> is real, it actually happened and so in summary our president-elect isn't even president yet and we are break out the best sex scandal ever. this is going to be a great ride. [applause] [applause] let's welcome tonight's guest he says shocking his jokes give him static cling anthony cuvier. she has coffee mugs -- their