Wonkette's Top 10 Is In The White House Driveway Shirtless, Washing Our Electric Car
Donna Rose and Tallulah, CATGIRLS! And you may have another, but this one isn't catgirls, it is regular girls, in 1979 BLUE EYESHADOW, because your comrade Callyson bought me a Sephora gift card, and I spent it all on so much eyeshadow. Donna Rose and Tallulah, GORGEOUS! Good job girls, thank you! Now if you're still here, please remember: Wonkette is ad-free and investor-free, and we rely ENTIRELY on YOU to keep the news going and pay a living wage to our fulltime staff of five and our part-time staff of "some more than that." Would you like to send us a paper check in the mail, to Wonkette...