This dog shits just like every other dog. With all due respect to talk show host Maury Povich, itâs easy to imagine this dramatic scenario next month at a tony apartment complex in North Raleigh: Picture the DNA results have arrived, showing whether Megan, the owner of 10-month-old toy poodle Ebby, ignored the steaming heap of dog poop that the maintenance worker stepped in near the entrance of the apartment office. Megan is adamant the noxious mess did NOT belong to her little Ebby. âLook at them, big logs!â Megan might cry in protest at the photo of dog waste shown to her. â...