Escaped monkey Scotland: Honshu didn't get far - the bus services are mince
This week has been like yon movie The Fugitive, if Harrison Ford wis a wee hairy craitur wi’ a penchant for Yorkshire puddings, write The Flying Pigs.
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This week has been like yon movie The Fugitive, if Harrison Ford wis a wee hairy craitur wi’ a penchant for Yorkshire puddings, write The Flying Pigs.
It is a bleak day for a hale generation of auld wifies fa will soon hae naewye tae rake aboot wi’oot buying onything, write The Flying Pigs.
Bring in yer washing and dinna ging oot in yer sliders - there's some seriously bad weather happening, write The Flying Pigs.
It’s been a festive wik in the village - don't miss this year's moving Christmas message from The Flying Pigs.
Fan ye live on my road, ‘at particular hand gesture seen recently on BBC news is pretty much oor equivalent o’ a friendly wave, write The Flying Pigs.