Phrase 'Footloose And Fancy Free' Makes Sudden, Confusing Return To Woman's Vocabulary During First Date
BLOOMINGTON, IN—In a shocking development that came mere minutes into sitting down with the prospective partner at a regional coffee shop, the phrase “footloose and fancy free” made a sudden and confusing return to local woman Tara Waldman’s vocabulary during a first date, sources reported Wednesday. “Oh my God, where…
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