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At which point he takes out his phone, sadly hits a couple buttons, and he shows me a picture of him holding little caylee anthony, in happier times, of course. [ laughter ] and he says, see . See, you son of a bitch . And i said, no, man, i believe you. I just mean she was your niece. Thank you very much, everybody. Have a great night. Thank you so much. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart....

Stephen thats it for the report. Good night. [cheers and applause] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Boy do we have one for you tonight. Were here live from the great city of tampa. No that was [cheers and applause] good memories. Just good memories. We have a great one for you tonight. Our guest fawzia koofi, an incredible woman, running to be president of afghanistan. You heard me right, woman, afghanistan, presidency. V...

We need help. Bush, search party of three. You can eat once you find the dufraines. I think pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up a big truckload of potatoes arrived. And pringles is a laidback company, they said, bleep it, cut em up. I wrote a script and i gave it to a guy who reads scripts and he read it, and he said he really likes it but he thinks i need to rewrite it. I said, bleep that. Ill just make a copy. I love you guys. Thanks for coming to my special. cheering applause captioning made possible by Comedy Central c...

Ow jesus, bruce leezard i said, im gonna learn from my mistakes. Im gonna take care of this permanently, and that meant to, uh, you know, get the iguana tail permanent. It comes right around the neck, and i call it a tat tail. This little buggers never gonna, you know, get me again. Bruce. You know, i know hes a lizard, people say, hes not gonna talk to you, but ii think one of the one of these days hes gonna open up those choppers and really let me have it. Oh, whats up, angel . Whats up, matthew . I got new friends. They in indie music, which means they are passionate. They grew up uppermidd...

Gasps ow thank god zoidberg didnt reattach my nerves. Mmm, thats tasty. Too tasty. whimpers it burns. It. It burns screaming whats happening . The spicy curried goat. Hermes skin is so saturated with it that its dissolving the bad robot. In the end, all his implants were no match for my wifes reckless seasoning. Now, husband, dont you think you owe zoidberg a thankyou for saving you from yourself . But i hate him. Honey, we all do. But fair is fair. clears throat zoidberg, i. I know we have never been friends, but i appreciate what you did. Thank you. Never been friends . Ouch what a zinger. W...