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It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone
“President Donald Trump is preparing to issue around 100 pardons and commutations on his final full day in office Tuesday, according to three people familiar with the matter.” CNN, 1/18/21 - - - Let me get this straight: Jesus forgave all of humanity and he’s a hero. Me? I forgive a few pals, and I’m the bad guy. Well, you know what? It’s my last day in office. I don’t care anymore. I’m pardoning everyone. Everyone at Guantanamo Bay? Pardoned. The entire population of Leavenworth Penitentiary? Pardoned. Lori Laughlin, your uncle who did insurance fraud, El Chapo? Pardoned. Is the Unabomber still alive? He’s now pardoned. Jared from Subway? Pardoned. Everyone currently in jail is now free. Immediately. ....