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All right. are you ready? i'm going to take the flower by the thorns here and see if we can feed two birds with one scone. you have no idea what i'm talking about even more than usual. it's because i'm trying to be the test tube and roll out the new alternative phrases peta wants everybody to use instead of traditional meat-based i had i don't means like take the bull by the horns, guinea pig, two birds with one stone. look, i hate to feed a fed horse, as peta says, but you get it. let's see if we can bring home the bagels with d. lemon. peta says using phrases like bring home the bacon is rig...

Horse, as peta says, but you get it. let's see if we can bring home the bagels with d. lemon. peta says using phrases like bring home the bacon is right up there like using homophobic language. replace kill two birds with one stone feed two birds with one scone. don't beat a dead horse, feed a fed horse. instead of take the bull by the horns, take the flower by the thorns. what have you got? >> peta should have several seats. that's one. is that one up there? peta does some great work. i'm sure, but, come on. pick your battles. really? and to compare it to, you know -- >> racist and homophobic...

>> i'm sending you a poem. i'm going to recite a poem to you. >> i'm talking about reality. >> poetry is reality. there's a beauty to life that sometimes transcends what's angry in the moment. >> the obamas are beautiful people. >> and they showed that today because donald trump -- >> yeah, they did. >> donald trump cast them out. he said they were last than. he threw aspersions on obama that were completely calculated to dehumanize him, to play to bigotries. that's the truth. that's what the birther movement was about. that's what it was always about. >> and you want me to shake your hand? >>...

You. >> i'm talking about reality. >> poetry is reality. there's a beauty to life that sometimes transcends what's angry in the moment. >> the obamas are beautiful people. >> and they showed that today because donald trump -- >> yeah, they did. >> donald trump cast them out. he said they were last than. he threw aspersions on obama that were completely calculated to dehumanize him, to play to bigotries. that's the truth. that's what the birther movement was about. that's what it was always about. >> and you want me to shake your hand? >> they showed that love and their decency and respect wins...

Animals and conservation efforts. >> perfectly legitimate. >> and what people eat and where it comes from, i think you'll have wide acceptance. documents like food inc. really opened people's eyes. but when you go to this, grab the bull by the thorns, whatever it is, first of all, dopes like me will never get it straight. i'm going to wind up mixing metaphors all the time. and you wind up getting people focusing on the wrong things instead of the right things. >> that's because you're bullheaded. am i supposed to say that? >> you have to say i'm rose headed. bagel headed. >> or fool headed. li...