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Panic buyers have stripped Melbourne's supermarket shelves of toilet paper - with shoppers posting pictures of empty shelves just minutes after it was announced the state would go into lockdown.
At a packed nightclub in Melbourne's trendy Prahan, revellers party into the early hours unaware a Covid-infected clubber is dancing among them.
Victoria will be plunged into a seven day lockdown from tonight after the state’s Covid-19 outbreak rose significantly overnight.
Advertisement Acting Premier James Merlino said the spread of the outbreak was causing great concern, with more than 10,000 primary and secondary contacts identified Victoria's fourth lockdown might be its cruellest yet. While six million residents went about their lives under the impression Covid-19 was behind them, now confined to the dungeons of quarantine hotels, they have been shocked back to reality. Victoria is once again heading for stage 3 restrictions. While the MCG was pumping, bars and shopping centres humming, a covert wave of the virus has been spreading virtually undetected t...
Joe the Magic Puppet lives in D.C. and frolics with the Marxists snobs in a land of fantasy. Joe the Magic Puppet has managed to destroy world peace and American prosperity in his land of fantasy. (I hope Peter, Paul, and Mary will forgive me for this parody.) Joe has to be a Magic Puppet. During the whole 2020 Presidential campaign season, Joe hid out in his basement, appeared little and spoke even less, and yet magically he was âreportedlyâ elected President of the United States of America. It must be magic to get the public, the media, and the courts to adopt the position o...