The Internet can't stop mocking Ted Cruz's tight pants and moose knuckle
Texas' junior senator apparently dressed to impress on a recent trip to Mar-a-Lago.
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Texas' junior senator apparently dressed to impress on a recent trip to Mar-a-Lago.
Matthew McConaughey, 54, participated in the latest rendition of the Tight Pants skit on Thursday on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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