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The fur was really flying this week.

Things got a bit hairy this week with the caption contest.

The fur was really flying for caption writers this week.

Finalists “The Good, The Bad and The Off-Key.” Suzanne Elassis, online submission Advertisement “And that is why I hate Tic Tok.” Al Stehly, Valley Center “I thought he said ‘duel,’ not ‘duet.’” Josh Hamilton, Carlsbad “I reckon he ain’t from around these parts.” Bill Owens, San Carlos Advertisement “Next time, proofread your ad for ‘gun slinger.’” Susan Wiczynski, La Jolla “I told you that gull darn idiot would sing ‘Oklahoma’ if you put a nickel in his belt buckle.” Jack Keane, San Diego “When that feller wanted to show us his wide range, that ain...

Print This week, readers were on a roll (of toilet paper!). Half the submissions that came in were about T.P. Plenty of Lysol gags, too. We thought Mark Palmerton found the right combination of brevity and cleverness. Congrats, Mark! He will receive Steve Breen’s signed original in the mail. The cartoon for next week’s contest is below. To enter, email your captions along with your name, address and phone number to steve.breen@sduniontribune.com by 10 a.m. Tuesday. Please remember to limit your submissions to three and keep ‘em brief. Good luck! Winner Finalists Advertisement ...