JANET STREET-PORTER: Do enjoy your first trip back to the pub - just don't expect to have any fun
Who fancies a trip to the pub? Monday, April 12 is the long-awaited day when we can finally chill out at our local and enjoy a drink with family and friends. But don't get too excited. A simple pleasure has become (in the hands of Boris and Co) an exercise in unnecessary red tape, with confusing guidelines and bumbling bureaucracy - in short, everything this government is very good at. Come Monday, popping out for a pint or a sneaky G and T will require all the advance planning of an army exercise. Here's some helpful tips. Take a cushion - you must remain seated outside at all times, excep...