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makes perfect sense. and finally we have... see, come on. that can't-- it's sites like that that are dangerous. they just promote hate. what? it's an ice cream shop just outside of corpus christi? that is the most unfortunate domain i've ever heard. what is that? $1.99 for a triple scoop... unlimited toppings? whew. bargains like that, you're gonna attract a very specific clientele that will overlook your highly offensive website. all right. i want the show to be over now. good night. [cheers and applause] [eagle caw] >> stephen: tonight, an alternative to obamacare. good news: every...

[crowd chanting stephen] thank you so much. thank you very much. thank you very much. [cheers and applause] thank you. excellent job. for just a moment there folks, it looked like you were about to drop the ball in mid juggle but you got it back. [laughter] good to have you with us, everybody. folks, i hope you all had a blessed easter, full of chocolate bunnies and chocolate eggs and chocolate hams. [laughter] i didn't enjoy easter this year. and neither did this friend of mine named jesus. [laughter] tell 'em why, fox. >> a growing controversy this hour for google. >> the search en...

trek!" [laughter] this is not "the colbert report." april fools-- this is "the colbert report." [cheers and applause] ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen] thank you so much. thank you very much. thank you very much. [cheers and applause] thank you. excellent job. for just a moment there folks, it looked like you were about to drop the ball in mid juggle but you got it back. [laughter] good to have you with us, everybody. folks, i hope you all had a blessed easter, full of chocolate bunnies and chocolate eggs and chocolate hams. [la...

here it is your moment of zen >> five hours of interrogation. more than $2,000 in bail. possible trial. who knows what next. are you changing the tone of your show? >> the tone of my show is actually getting higher and higher and higher. i'm captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh acc [eagle caw] >> stephen: tonight, an alternative to obamacare. good news: everything is covered in-network. [laughter] bad news: the network is nbc. [laughter] then, a new way to celebrate earth day. if you're a planet, you won't want to miss it. [laughter] and my g...

earth day. if you're a planet, you won't want to miss it. [laughter] and my guest, sigourney weaver, is starring in a new broadway show based on chekhov. i didn't know she was in "star trek!" [laughter] this is not "the colbert report." april fools-- this is "the colbert report." [cheers and applause] ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen] thank you so much. thank you very much. thank you very much. [cheers and applause] thank you. excellent job. for just a moment there folks, it looked like you were about to drop the ball in mid jug...