THE TRASH REPORT: Tim Scott Is Excited to Spend Time With His Very Real Girlfriend, Teachers' Strike Drags on, and Animal News You Can Animal Use
Hello, and welcome to another The Trash Report! I'm Elinor Jones, here to distract you from the horrors of the world with some news that's less "aaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," and more "ha ha." That's the goal, anyway. Did I succeed? Read on! (But if the answer is no, keep it to yourself.) Whose Schools? Our Schools! ...Eventually, We Hope I am writing this blurb on Sunday evening, having just received the email from PPS confirming that school...