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Larry tonightly, three old white people argue about politics on a saturday night in des moines, iowa. Or as they call it in des moines iowa, a rager. Exciting. The Second Democratic debate Bernie Sanders says Climate Change causes terrorism, in response marco rubio says we bomb the [bleep] out of the weather channel. laughter i understand that. Makes sense, guys. And none of the candidates wanted to use the words radical islam for fear of promoting islam phobia, im good. This country loves islam. We elected captioning sponsored by Comedy Central its the nightly show. Lets do. cheers and applau...

This is insane. laughter and also, a great opportunity for us. Because, you see, all we need to do now is make sure none of their attacks ever work again and all we need to do is secretly replace their help desk operators with our guys. laughter imagine what we could do if we could infiltrate the system. Yeah, we would just be there like yes, im sorry youre having trouble with your suicide vest. Yes, are you alone and at home by yourself . Good. Well, have you tried turning it off and back on again . blast laughter cheers and applause hello . Hello . Next caller. laughter but, of course, getti...

Larry tonightly, gun violence and america is back in the headlines, man, this is such a bummer. Im actually starting to miss donald trump. True. True. I do. On black friday the u. S. Breaks a new record for guns purchased in a single day. Every other country was like, you know this isnt a competition, right . laughter you get that . And Mark Zuckerberg is donating 99 of his facebook shares to charity after the birth of his daughter. I predict her first words will be, you did what . Lets do it america. This is the nightly show captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry thank you very much. We...

Hmm, you know what else might cause cancer . The 200 billion cigarettes North Carolina produces each year. cheers and applause maybe. Its possible. I dont know. And some people are mad that Serena Williams won Sports Illustrateds sportsperson of the year instead of American Pharoah the horse. laughter in response, American Pharoah said nothing, because hes a horse. This is the nightly show. Lets do it captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry welcome to the nightly show. Larry Larry Larry Larry thank you so much. What a nice crowd we have tonight. Chanting my favorite ch...

Captain planet and planeteers left behind. You remember these guys, right . Earth, wind, fire and water i applicant am captain planet trevor i still cant believe we put the safety of the earth in the hands of a blue guy with red underwear. Of all of the powers, really, a heart ring . What are you going to do with the heart . Theout rest of the rings control earth, wind, fire and water. No one would choose the heart ring. What, did you show up late to the movie where they gave out the rings . They just let you join as a make a wish thing . Too bad the animals will say, i wish i could talk to th...