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In the republican field. But only one is giving me joy right now. This guy. laughter wass the latest in the saga of the hugest most classiest, most elegant most luxurious kind of day ever. On monday nbc announced it will no longer air the miss usa or Miss Universe pageant partly owned by trump, following a similar step by univision which also dumped the event. Larry oh. Univision. Trump no es elegante. And to the surprise of move one trump reacted by suing univision for 500 million dollars. And apparently he had to this. People say wow he is really running. And i give up a the lo. You know whe...

Cheers and applause larry wow, man. Thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. crowd chanting yes. Love tonight. Thank you very much. Thats a great audience. We have an entire audience of loud bearded guys tonight, i want you to know. laughter what am i going to do . Weve got a great show. Boy george will be joining us on the panel tonight. cheers and applause man how cool is that right . Okay. You know what . I dont know if you know this or not this is interesting. I found this out today. Every time a bell rings, an angel laughs, because another republican decides to run for president....

Tonightly Chris Christie is now the 14th republican candidate running for president. Throw in Dolph Lundgren and youve got the crappiest expendables movie yet. laughter christie says america is suffering from anxiety. Knowing that, how about you stop screaming at us . laughter applause and ultraorthodox jews hire mexican laborers to protest for them at the gay pride parade. laughter okay. Im pretty sure this isnt kosher. laughter were here were nightly lets do this cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry wow, man. Thank you very much. Welcome to the...

Know who that is she is the coolest winner of capture the flag ever. cheers and applause larry yes, this is the nightly show, lets do this captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry thursday night i like it. I like it i like it i like it. Man. Very excited. Thank you very much. Larry, Larry Larry Larry thank you so much. Thank you. I appreciate it. Youre too kind. Please we got a lot of show to get to. Welcome to the show im Larry Wilmore man its such an exciting show. Bree newsome the woman who snatched that flag off that flag pole in South Carolina here tonight. cheers ...