"God Almighty," you are sighing, "what will these assholes think of next?"
Or perhaps "G-d Almighty" or, my personal favorite, "Gd Almighty." Because at Hebrew school they taught us it was bad form to write out the Lord's "name," and, although I've grown into an adult who believes that an all-powerful deity wouldn't get worked up about spelling, old habits die hard.
But not hard enough! The GOP is currently engaged in a news cycle of performative outrage because Rep. Eric Swalwell "misgendered God."
YES, REALLY.
"We could have called God herself and the Republicans weren't going to convict," the California congressman told MSNBC's Nicolle Wallace, "so we're proud of the case we put forward."