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Y’all, I friggin’ love sandwiches. Aren’t they just the best? Infinite combinations of items between two pieces of bread, and you can hold it in your hands! Just a truly marvelous delight of endless culinary possibilities, and eminently portable, too. As such, I will be taking any and all opportunities to write headlines about sandwiches from hereon out til’