>> i hate this weird morality over smoking, and i know you feel the same way, but can i talk about this virtual colonoscopy clause? >> yes. >> how could you have one? >> i was offered one and i demanded the real thing. i walked out of there until i found the good old old fashion eld. not just a virtual one. how can you claim to run this country when you turned your back on flavor country? i don't know, but i know this is the brand i smoke, so if you want send free ones. >> you are not supposed to say that, bill. or can he? what are the rules? >> are there any? >> 3:00 a.m. is a lawless time. >> time to take a break. coming up, more junk, your favorite junk.