cooperative. >> nobody fled. >> no one fled except me. >> you were attacked by pigeons. >> lucky i didn't connect there. i had power in the shot. >> peta would have come. >> i am afraid of pigeons. i don't like them. >> that's your problem. why did they attack? >> the guy was feeding pigeons crumbs. they were so comfortable they perched on his shoulder. i think they're like flying rats. >> that's a woody allen line. tyson is a pigeon guy, too. people write me letters saying watters is looking for the dumb people. do you have a sign, if you're dumb, talk to me? >> i am attracted to dumb people. i seek them out. sometimes i find them. we do a fair piece. i happened to be in washington square park. there are a lot of people there. >> tell the audience what the watters world selection process is. >> this is a secret, bill. >> secret sauce. >> it's a lot of instinct.