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Brady is best known for the Sketch Comedy Show whose line is it anyway . And is the current host of cbss lets make a deal. He says that while on a pathovee to selfdiscovery he didnt fully identify as bisexual all adding quote to me here means being able to be attracted to anyone who identifies as , straight, bi, transsexual or nonbinary. Well keep you updated on this developing story. O now back to gutfeld. Well, that is something. So as i was saying, should we kill all white people . Ite it seems crazy, but here ths man out, the man jumping up and down. Julius malema at a rally for a south African Political Party called the Economic Freedom fighters. Mal malema led nearly 100,000 people in thisli chat in the pool. The former paid the bull, p the formeroo bull. But the pool hall had seen him kill the boer. That spell. Baier at first, i thought they meant boris. And i thought, what do they have against this guy . I mean, i get it. The but then i thought it was the animal b o air, and i thought it was an attackar. An this. But no, kill. The boer is actually a song dating back to the fight against south africas racist apartheid system, which ende sod in early nineties. The boer in the song are White South African farmerboers of european descent. We call them white people. Here are some examples. Killi now hes talking about killing white people. Now, i mean, if i were tom shillue, id be canceling that gig in capewould be town a obviously saying kill the white people i is pretty bad at a political rally. And it really tanked when i said iapt as one lucky guy on outnumbered. But he even did a Little Machine gun sound. So you dont think he meant kill them with kindness . Witheres South African Elon mh tweeting about it. Afrie openly pushing for of white people in south he africa. Then he asked South Africansask . President , why do you say nothing . But then malema later shot back. Not literally. Whyway, I Will Sing Song as and when i feel like its not my song, its a struggle song. Why am i say it . Elon musk. He looks like an illiterate. Tthe only thing that protects him is his white skin. Oh, thatl te. S exactly what should say when youre trying to prove youre not racist, right . Musks white skin protects him. But from what . Certainly not uv rays. Hes so pasty. It makes Gwyneth Paltrow look like serena williams. I know. Don. Talkyou just got talking about killing whites, so i think you mean bullets. Killin actually kill. The boer is literally precise. An example. The bigoted phrase, however, would be these war killing me. And they do believe me. A ofre course when elon musk says something, liberals must oppose it. If they were lost in the desert and he brought water, they complained it was in a plastic bottle. So malema is getting plenty of help from american journalists am people almost as much as he does, even though most of them are whiter than a mayonnaisehe sandwich. According to themayo New York Times, despite accos the song should not be taken as a literal call t to violencs e. According to mr. Malema and veterans and historians of the antiapartheid struggle, its been around for decades. One of many battle cries of the antiapartheides Tide Movement that remained a defining feature of the countrys political culture end. E. Quote. But other defining features of south africa include some of the worldothes highest rates of murder, assault and robbery. Sout that chicago. South africa probably has better pizza, too. Burobably t you catch that at t despite the wordths. . Dont you just love it . The libs will assume the worst possible interpretation of anything you or i will say. But kill white people isnty. Supposed to be taken literally. The people who say Law And Order is a dog whistle who invented microaggressionsrs and trigger warnings now give white people, white people a pass. That makes as much sense as Kamala Harris talkingo about talking to kids about space. Abou despite the words, if someone chantsch three words and one of them is kill, run for your life. If youre wondering what does he mean by that, youre a, a soon to be dead. So the song, it apparentlys been racist because you know, its been around for a long time. How exactly does that work . Does that go for dixie, too . Or cotton night . Joe or Jimmy Crack Corn . Even an old song can inspire homicidey. The times also says malema, quote, thrives on provocation. Apparently, the line between provocation and hate speech is as funny as there speec is silvermans armpits, but only if the target, however of o course, is someone they hate. Keemep in mintheyd the, medi accuse jason aldean of racism for Warning Rioters and looters wat to try that in a small town. He wasng riotert one saying black people are all violent criminals, though his critics made that assumption ics madet. A a lot of the antifa rioters are skinny whites. I Thougha Otert of joining themt to lose a few pounds, but also e luke combs was accused of racism for doing a cover of a black woman song from the 80s. How dare he be a Tracy Chapman fan . Doesnt he know that he is the d white . So the media claims innocuous statements are racist dog whistles, yet advocating the death of one race that gets a pass. Apparently everything is racist except for singing about killing whites. It explains whg iny some are mo. Peaceful when dozens die and others are insurrections in which the only person killed is an unarmed insurrectionist. So once again, its the idea that when we only see groups, we exempt total groups from behavior that we deman d fromll the others. Individuals kill the borders, accept it. Try that in a small town. Racist George Floyd Riots w accepted january 6. Worst thing ever. 7eleven color ever. A thief ar. Violent mobs in cities except and dont call them violent mobs. Thats offensive to violent mobs and Futurm Violene democrat voters. So whats the lesson . If the left believes racism only applies to groups of people they dont like. He then the only racism that exists is theirs. And the racist. The racism they accuse others ofeirs is just a tool they use t the media happily empowers. A because when you think about it, they cant really see empo because if they did,se theyd have to remove every mirror in their house raide. Lets get douglass more like l uset, more because we cant get enough of author and budget contributor douglas murray, a michigan needed this dickson could do a whole lot of things said former michigan gubernatorial candidate judy dickson. She avoids thanksgiving becauser. They use her arms as the wishbone. Fox news contributor kat timpf m and he wears that pyramid as a party at my massive sidekick, the world heavyweight champion tyrus. Tyrus. I go to you first for nor apparent reason whatsoever because im the only person who cheered when you said kill whitey. Yes. It really isnt about that about africa. It is about the New York Times. Its not even about that. Its like a Science Experience Experiment for me. Every time e you have the guts to talk about racism versus people, because i get offended. But if you wont get im not going to help you anymore. And thats why when you saiden u it. Yes. Every white person in there acted like they deserved i said mmhmm. Well, maybe we did something. I dont know. They dont. You never sao hell, noy. ,no. Dont talk about me like that. Gu yeah, im a good person. You guys neverys nev d do that we do that if someone says something about them that was racist. No, i dont want my coffee anymore. You know, just giving my coffee. You work in an alleycoffee, yous dont defend yourselves. And thats the problem. Thats why a guy can go on stage and chant what he chanted forever and get everyone to do with no, no consequences, no canceling. Theres no because theres no white people willing to fence. Youve got to stand up for yourselves, not accept it. And you also got to be a laugh. Mmhmm. You have to be a laugh at the stoop. They did noto bee to. They not laugh because they were scared. They were like, this is a serioua s topic. No, what they were doing, this lady right here was literally like someoneg , laughed first. I really want to laugh, but i dont want to be the first. Yoyou dont want to be the first white person to laugh . Yeah. Its like watching National Geographic where the wildebeests, like the first one across the water. Everyone knows its going to get in, but they have to get across or theyll die. So everyones just like, you go, you go. And then when he gets you do it all. I always forgeforget wt about t. I always forget when i do theses monologues that it alwayst me is going to happen. Pops the hell out of me. Im laughing and giggling and youll watch me watc. Wat cd trying to find whos going to be the one young lady right there with the black shirt. Yeah. So douglass, this is really, interesting, cause the New York Times, if you were a redn hat,a that would be a dog whistle. Butt wo actually kill whitey. Come on, give him a break. Yeah. As i always sagive they. Istle what about that dog whistle . Nonsense. If you. If you hear the whistle, you are the do you hear g. Mmhmm. They never take that into account. Yes, but what is it exactly you think youre hearing intacc but yeah, the New York Times hears racism everywhere except for when its really there. Like in cases like this. Its an amazing thing. This. But this goes To Sho Show W Somg ive often said about america as well, which is whenever a politician goe s on about racism, just look at what else is happening in their area and you can be guaranteed theres like terribl e education standards, horrible health care standards. So its tho one same with this. South africas been entirely black around for 30 years. Its got devastating crime. Its appalling just the power just goes off in a city like johannesburg, all th ae time. F so that would be the sort of thing that you would think they need to sort out. Johae, can always say, lets just kill the remaining white farmers. And by the way some people do. So it actually is an incitement to violence. The best thing about this story, though, is that guy saying that guy in a mask, then like look at he looks like an illiterate. Yes. I mean, theres a lot ofterate. S that people do say about him. Ive never heard anyone say hes realls y so stupid. He cant even read. You know, i, i. So what is he doing about money, though . Hes good with numbers. Yeah hetrying, hes numbers. M hes. Hes trying to get to mars. Its. Its quite a lot he can do it seemarite a lo cans me so yeah. Tutor there was like they were saying some stuff about like, you know the excuse was it was from a long time ag n i get it but even in america we like we cancel stuff because they were like inappropriate for just five years ago i foinar one cannot listen to the song christine 16 by kiss without feelinheg little dirty. Ut fee there is no a lonlig time ago in america, but this is this is liberal privilege at Itss Bestliat because the new york comes out and they say, look away. This is nolo t what you think it is. And elon musk says you got to boycottu the New York Times because they are they are crazy. Theyre out there, say they are promoting this. This is exactly what happens when americans think every other countrys just like america because they dont realize that Souththey Don Is Ay has the third most homicidesafri in theca world. The this is a very dangerous country. Elon musk know s that. That so he may not be able to read, but he lived there. So he has some experienche hase understanding what its like to be in danger all the time. Yeah. Yeahr al. Know, cat, i felt like this is proof that like i would say,a 98 of the accusations of racism are false becauseti like, theyre only used against people. You dont like that. Its like you cant take cantan people seriously, if they hold back now. Well, what i thought wasowell Wt Interesting is that i am not an expert on race and south africa and guess what most people arent. Yeah. And the way the New York Times wrote this article te thi, like experts say this, experts say this. Experts say this where while the far right jumped on and said that kill all white people means they want to killan all white people. And im just like, do you ever talk to any regula kr people an see how maybe you might think that . Yepes, it doesnt have to be a far right thing. You t yeah. Al i think that if you talk to only experts all the time, e then you dont get the the 98 of of people who are not academics or experts, just likelike people scrolling their phone on the toilet. Like, what is that . Yeahpeopleheir p, in i do love i that like in basically in all media every most people dont know anything in media until they look it uoop and they act like they knew it. Oh yeah, you didnt know this. Rich. T think i was ever i was probably just not supposed to admit that. I have no idea. Yyou not know the history ofs south africa, but when you likt something or believe in something so much the way youre going to chance it. Yeah. Okayor youve means youve made up your mind and you committed to. What im about to sa y is great. Kill whitey is so powerful, even to a specific ones who farm. You kill all the white people. W farm . Yeah. Say it with me. Say it together foith r the nex. 20 minutes. I may not be able to read like elon musk, but ad i can read then room. And if i was a white farmer, might ask me up out of the air. Yeahread the i. E farmer all right. Up next, his apology was wack,wh so a singer took iact back. If youll be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld, Go To Fox Slash Gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. South dakota is hiring. Were inviting people from across america to get in on the action. We have more jobs than people. Thats why im helping out south dakota. 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He wont deny biology. Neyo is taking back an apologay made to the Lgbt Community over the weekend. If you dont kno dontw who, neo is. Heres one of his biggest hits. Next thing i knew was you got a barbie screaming greg. Him its not him. I thought it better. Usher. Is it a catchy song, though . And some great dancing . It was platinum, but it has nothing to do with neo. All right. Okay. Anyway, g. So n neyoot, seen ,greg. But you cant be this white urkel. Oh, okay. My bad as the kids say. So, neyo, seen here . Thats nemo. A really . The cartoon fish. All right. Get to the rea car fl. Theyome on. Come on, come on. Now, thats how even it. I. Thats donny osmond. God the heart of god. If you say, you know, well thats done. Oh, its todd. All right, neyo, as seen here. A ts odoh, anyway, lets moven shall we . I think we made our point. Im white. Your past white, your translucent. I know i am. Thats how i can check my liver. Better all right. So neyo made these comments on a podcast. Hit it, weezy, with if your little boy comes to you to say, daddy, i want to be a girl and you just let him whe rock, that you just went right . Hes five. When did it becomeitom good idea to let a five year old and a sixyearold and a 12yearold make a Lifold E Changing Decisin for a self . So it sounds like his r b for reasonable and balanced. But before you could say j. K. Rowling b, the mob jumped on him faster than the view on a plate. A skinneind mice man. Sadly, the next day, neyo posted this on x quote after reflection, id like to expressi my deepest apologies to anyone that i may have hurt w with my comments on parenting and gender identity. I plan to better educate myselfi on the topic so i can approach future conversationsc with more empathy. Well, how disgusting is that . It sounds like someone cut his u off. In fact, is ant y apology, including phrases like after much reflection or plan to, better educate myself and approach conversations with empathy. After planyou that apology is ae as leah thomass period. And sure enough, it. Needs yo and yo need you all to hear this from the horses mouth. Not the publicist computer. I need you to hear this from the horses mouth, not the publicist computer. So check this out first and foremost, i do not apologize for having an opinion on this matter. However, somebody asked my opinion on matter, and this is how i feel. I will never be okayon with allowing child to make Tha A Decision that detrimental today life. If i get counsel this. And you know what . Maybe this is a world where they all need a neyo no more. I there you have i t. So, douglas, who in who thinks you need to apologize for that of . Opinion . I mean, it tells you everything you need to know about publicists yo. Get at that horrible one. After much reflection. Yes. Now its like after 8 hours. You didnt. P] you were a bag of not a dog. Well said, dog. Long enough. Eventuallyleep]. Youll get there. Yes. Yes. Anyway, i agre e with agreeing with the thrust of your sentiment. Yes. He hasnt reflected a lot. His publicists have said, oh, my goshe hash, online blue heada people have gone a bit mad. Youve got to youve got to apologize. And then he doesnt. And this has happened before. And theres lots of lesson e an. To take from it. One thing is you dont save your career these days and you apologiz nge. You just dont. And its a shame because sometimes people do get stuff wrong. And itshame. Sometime apologizit days. You apologize and the mob just comeshe for you more. So im really pleased he did the retraction of reminds you of what the son of a Winston Marshall in the u. K. Did with the of band mumford and sons. He was made to do this apology. And then he wrote the apologe yt back to me, which im not sorry about recommending a book. Why should i be . Yeah, and thats what i mean. We need more men in this society, and particularly more men who stand wan up fors. Themselves. Exactly. And. And women, too. I d women to up. And not in the bathroom. Yeah, please. Not in the bathroom to sit. So we can all sit . Yeroom. S. Anothe but thats another story for another time. Tudor. But you know whats great is that, like, whats going to happen . The they should fire the publicist. I want to know who the publicist is. Well pub i think that its great that he comes out and he says, this wasnt me because a lot of people would just let it be. But then he comments on what the publicist says, which i think is great because he says, you know, i further educate myself. And then when i do that, im still going to believe that thiss on is wrong. Yeah. Thank you. Agre we all agree because at the end of day, i cannot justify cutting off childrens. And its like, why is thisntrovs controversial . Yeah, its great. This is why. I mean, hes right. Ial . Right. What kind of world. Where do you want to live in where you apologize for that . Thats insane. That should have been my monologue tonight. Not this other stuff about south africa, too. I lets go out here tonight. No, no, no. Lets go back and recap the whole show. Kat, neoff about pulled back the curtain, didnt he . A lot of people dont realize that many words are not spoken by the person saying them. They dont know because all those apologies always sound the same. Exactlythem. Like i thought about it. Im really sorry. I deeply apologize to the people ive hurt, and i will educate myselorf and do the work. Thats all. I dont know why we dont have robots doing it. We do what we do. Don its probably just. It probably is apologyt have. Apology . Yeah. Am i also like, this isnti alse his what he said, especially in the entire rescinding the Apology Video is all like a super conservative. Cons. Pl it cnot at all. He actually i mean, the majority of people, when it comes to things likeajorit medications, a Majority Oft Go A people will say that that should even be available. Hed even go that far. Heis whad, this is what i think with how i raise my kids and you raise your kidds how you want to raise your kids. And everyones like, oh, Fox And Friends like to rai every, it wasnt even that. It was a nuanced take. And thats like the one thing you cant do any more. And i think that its one thingi that we need a lot more of is a nuanced take that people being honestf , not being afraid to be honest about how they really feel over just worrying about losing money or a fan base or Something Like that. I truly hate nuanced takes. I know you do. Thank you for laughing at that joke. By the way, one quick thingat you have that somebody should condemn the publicist, because that thing about the apologyvott the lgbtq, i guess what most gay people dont want to mutilate kids either. Okay. So they can cue dont o t rightu this whole sticking of this weird gender woo woo nonsense on to every guy and girl in this country. Rl in disgusting. So fire the publicist and call them a bigot. Yeths. Amen. Tyrus, last word. A i, i would have been offended just based off the fact that his publicist didnt know him at all. Right. Because he starts everynce wi sentence with first and foremost. Firs soits my bad, thenth be it. Never a time i believe in. It was like all my life. I sa but i say i after most reflection, that was literally e because were going to do it. That was the whitest statement ever written stateme in the his man and my blackness from my ancestors came out to me is like, this is it. We]. Dont talk like that. Rother well, im saying right now, when a brother messes up, its simpl mup e. Its like on a basketball court. If i caught a turn over my bad s it. And thats it. E long all right. And we keep going forward. Yeah, ive got a long, drawn out thin thing. G. Im pretty sure the name of the the publicist is karen. Not a foul, but i feel like. Lik thats right. Karen smith that apology would only further let me know that theyre also stealing my money. Yearh so get rid of the publicist right. Because shes also signing a lot of things for you. Yes. T and when you find her stealing the money, shes going to send you the exact same lettes sir. Yeah. A educate ourselves so shell sue you and shell sue you. All right. Up next, will i make girlfriends feel obsolete . And watch Brian Kilmeade get beat . In an age of endless information, youre all sworn to secrecy. Why does so much remain unexplained . Mysteries, plots, secrets. Join as fox nation investigates some of the biggest ones around in fox files. Part one. From a tragedy with potential political implications. Do you think dorothy hunt was an active cia officer while she was that plane . It was like a bolt of lightning came out of nowhere. You know, if it did happen on purpose, we need to know. A bizarre theory trying to find out if the moon landing is real or fake. If it was fake, is it not the greatest prank ever. 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Calling get your free books now call 800 8680558. Thats 800 8680558. While we we have three stars but only five to excellent workw there chamorp i said come upso with a song you know something about ho, w you have t you ha three stories but only time for two. It basically just did thatstori like the man said, weve got three stories ready to go, but probably only time for two. Storonly. Arethere first up, womens rights activists are warning that a i girlfriends could pose a threat to real women by reinforcing, controlling and abusive behaviors because the bots feed off the users F Imaginatioeen and twitter is the big point that the threat is we may not need real women anymore. You know, at first when i heard this, i thought maybe this was ag and. Ter wives thin im like, how can i use thisin to my advantage . Right . Buand t t but then i get into it and its like my husbands suddenly int going to be going a marketing. Its like a virtual vacation to a cabin. This chick is going to tell him all the things he wants to hear. Im liketell him, one needs thas yeah, because i need to tell him all the things hes doing wront e i needg and shes goingn it. So forget that. Yeah, you might have to, like, you know, find your own boyfriend, right huh . Oh, i want to go to the virtual place by myself. See, thats a difference between a youre one of those kids away. And let me have some time in the cabin with coffee. E we. It would really freak them out. Y kaout. That boyfriends. If the girlfriend says, i think a. Eak meyou meet parents yeah, that freak. That would freak me out, maybe. Yeah. I dont know. I think this is actually a good thing. Methini thin grehingk its a gr. I think itd be better if men who were, like, into being could just do it to robots instead. Yes. Oh, my instagram comments would be a lot better. I could go there. Yeah. You know, like, dont tell me to go myself. Tell the robote to g and, you k, whatever. So you dont have to worry about leaving the se to worrt. Hey, i dont. Yeah, yeah with my luck, though, ill be the first guy that tells me shes late. So, is it a boy or girl . Is it b its a toaster. Yeah. You get to your own wedding gifts. Yeahwedding shed get a cup ofr on her face so that you could say computer her. You know, disgusting, right . Because thats what . F heres a thing, ladies, and the cats point. If a guy that hes with a bot because she listens to him andus she tells him what he wants to hear, just let him go with that. Yeah. You know, because at the end of the day im speaking for Heterosexual Procreate or black man like myself and all the verbiage, all the nice things are all a set up. We all put up with it becausere, one thing until they create pu t it in a can or some kind of cool traveling case, the woman were going to continue to put up with forever. It doesnt matte the womar what airg to you have when it came down to it. You want conti The Real Thing oh the air and every man is going to ge o, sorry, this isnt working out because theres no we can only go say so far. Yeah, what youre its like youre describing beyond , beyond right . Its like when you order a burger and. Yeah. Yeah, sure e its g. Great. But its not a burger. Its not a burger. Youg t to have The Real Thinga ,like, coke and not pepsi. Now last thing you want to do now, will . Goge longer afterwards. Shes not going to make you a sandwich or, or tuck in or letr you watch your favorite sports show. Now you got to go put her in the dishwasher. Ye s. You know, im saying like the clean up, theres no one to pick up after you. Wh youy out . R shes offline for days atnd a time. G to and then, of course, you know, theres going to be a Real Human Woman looking at you going, yeah. You know, douglas, it feels like the true revenge of the nerds. Right, guys that just dont want. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. Every few years, theres always, a very strident feminist who writes a book or a piece men ng things liket, do we need men anymore . Right now . Feels like the men havanymore. E. You. Perhaps we dont need you. Yeah, exactly. A is a veryis complex story because it obviously combines the two greatest mysteries of the universe i and women. Yes. D so that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They meet in one story. E yeah. St seems kind of redundant. Have artificial intelligenceor. Oh, its sexist. Would say. How dare you laugh. I saw you. All right, next topic tyrus topc fights kill me. It was not a fight. T a oh, right, right. Because you got to go for a leg takedown. Once you sense that, its over. Whack. Wh, itsy thank you. Yo how are you doing . Me . Right. Oh, you didnt d do that, do yo . Okay. And then you hear that, and then its goodnight. Okay. , now ill be musk. We have to wrap. We and hes got. Sorry oh, im sorry. Youre zuck. Sorry. Youe. U got m yeah, i got you. Really . Yep. I think were done here. I think were done. , that is amazing, tyrus. You guys are, like, from two different planets . He realized that once i stoplizn smiling because they brought me in, you know . Becau because Fox And Friends are mortal enemies. You know, were not friends with the morning dwellers. Noan, not now. So i will. On behalf of gutfeld,en i extended the oliveded and thy sent their best fighter forward to try to get us down. Bu fightert he he brought me gl. They didnt fit. And then when he once he realized were about to go on tv, that the gloves didnt fitabout. And i looked at him and said, gutfeld said hello. He knew that he wa a i lookes i. Right. I said, do your best, do everything you could. And he tried. He did his best, butid theseto v people, this is what happens. This is why you go to moviess nf in al movie. In a movie. He would a kick my. Yeah, thats true. Thats real life. Ladies and gentlemen, if you do, the giant bad things will happen to youif you. What you know what . Ov you know what i love about Fox And Friends . They still have the little white chairs there . Yep. Its like. Its like theyre having a conversation. Ohs y cut , they that part out where i threw the chairs out of the way. We tried to hide behind is this there is that part is there a name for any of the moves that brian got . One was a oh, he tried to anda he tried to front leg takedown but that ended in a is thatt en he over a clutch then he tried ovother thing and i guess what i call it the google is when you grab somebody by the windpip e because thatsy th how i used to choke guys out at club. Thats what you do. That guy. Yeah, hes done. Its like a hes done. Oh my good. And i just keep squeezing and becaus, ke a e, and then thats it. E on but, you know, and then those were on tv and witnesses, you see, was loving every minute of this. You know, tha he everyt we i told you, youre not david. Why did you try . But heres the deal. David and goliath. Cool. 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And all this comes after brady came out this week as pansexualn. A fascinating development, to say the least. Well keep you updated on this t story as we learn more. Nowedn th back to gutfeldis. All right. Im happy for jett and wayne. They have a great future together. Douglas, go first with your local story. Is it from jolly old england . It. Olly is. E no it is. And its because nothing happens. It doesnt involve happen a chimney sweep. Oh, no, no, no. Even its even less exciting. Okay. This involves a very important story that happened. Tell me, Seasidethis I Resort Cd blackpool. Theres a zoo there, and ita has a pelican. And the pelican has just flown off. And itthats out. A this has come as a complete surprise to the zoo staff. The pelican has flown off because of seagulls. Hmm. Can up apparently there are hus and hundreds of seagulls in the area. Seso theress missing pelican on the loose in blackpool. But thats not the main partckp the story that im interested in. The main part is this. Pe you get to it the locals have been askedscr to scare off the seagulls and volunteer to come to the zoo and spend day dressed as birds. And this nice lady, this lady is one of the 200 volunteers. Wow. And you could say shes a lovely bird. Shes a little like you say. Shes a lovely old bird. Lovely, lovely bird. Yes. Birdi think the seagulls are cog back just to have another laugh at the humans. But anyway, there cs happened. U thats a fun story. Gh at first i wasnt so hard on it, but nowth like it. N people in costume times makce me laugh and laugh. I do. Your turn. Someone give me some clown makeup so i can beat him up. Oh, in my old stompingy grounds. Boston, massachusetts. Olpinga decided to retire. Ire. He told his boss, thats it. Im. Im out the game. And he went and got a Scratch Off Ticket and won 1,000,000. What . What a way to go out. Ay wise, literally driving up and down the united states, bringing Everybodyunites Goods and whatnot. And hes a tiny person. Well, you dont have to be a big to hold a check, greg. T so thats what i mean. Look up. Look how that he must be like i three inches. Are you hoping youre taller than himnches tall. G yo . One that what this is about . Like, just be happy that one of your guys won . Like, that was a tall brother who won. And im still happs a tall y. To his little white self. The governments going to take half of it right . Mor you still got half more thanof he did at the end of the day when he retired. Greg, that is true. Then when hand as a tiny persot money will go a long way because its a little guy and a big check to her. Yeah, go ahead. This is a special michigans be story and its michigan both ways because home depoca t is tg bring back hot dogs at the store called franks again in detroit. And i did this specially for mitt romney Becausanks Agae is originally from michigan. I dont know if youve heard recently he Favorite Meat is a hot dog. A hot dog, which is like a lot of different meatss like togeth. Right. Sa but he said he likes them in buns and out of bunys he s and again wants you to know that the best part of their hotdog is thbue bun. Oh, come to detroit and get the steamed. Thats what im going have for dinner tonight. I think im gonna have a hot dog, eat a Favorite Meat, eat it. I thought he was going to say steamed. Med buns i really did. Yeah, thats what they calle dthen me in high school. But then i quit dancing. So cat. But hows it going . Ats whats new . Were doing a segment. Whs called loca arel news. Whats your story . Oh, im so glad you asked. Mine is from sandusky, ohio. There is an Amusement Park there called cedar point that ive been to so many times, ivehave bee you . Yeah, so many times. I was wanting to go and ive never been invited. Invit its. Ed well, an invitation. I mean, no, you just need mone. Y and you but these people got stuck on of the Roller Coasterss and they were stuck there, but they had to walk down a staircasters ack d todae. Oh, i would not like that. I know. Oh, god. You know, doing that. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, no, i cant, but i that they leveraged it a little bit, but thats like the worst part park is youres Arrk A Waiting In Line and like, youre waiting and all the teens are theyre touching eache other. Like h oh, i hate that. Eyay but if youre like, hey, you maybe walked down downe, i go first. Yeah, that would be excellent. Yeah, exactly. Ow well, that was a great story. Thank you. You know what . Wow you know what . I did my best. Wow. Theyll remember. L rememb for tt of their lives. Unless theyre brutally murdered. Up next. So because the brutal murder will be worse, theyll rememberr. Now, remember that, but only briefly because theyll be dea tonlyusd. Up next, he says hes no fuddy duddy because hes attracted to everybody. Wayne brady, hes going to come. 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Yes, look at me and spend time talking about me because im marvelous. And thats what thats really what they want to sa y. He says that hes not even just bisexual. And bisexual doesnt encompass full complexity of him. I call b. S. On this. Im so fed up of tired people announcing their sexualities or their pansexuality or anything o else find Something Else to make you interesting. Exactly. I think hes. God, i thought cat. I thought pansexual was short for bread because for youre so you would bang loaf of sour though that would make you. Thats a very it it it is itmake makes it easy on the dating apps at teasers what is your dating app. Yeah i dont know. Thats why i order a grinder. Okayats why. Nder oh, okay. Yeah. I dont know. I thought this. I thought i enjoyethought d reag the interview, i was. I thought it was a good interview. Yeah. I thought he said a lot ofrview. He. Was o he was very open about a lot oft things. He talked about what it was like to perford about m for thee audiences and then go home and be by himself. He talked about Mental Health h stuff. E i dont think he had to come out and share this, but he said he felt like he was lyinfeltgrii by not sharing it when this stuff comes up so often. Sen io i know, you know, maye im not supposed to say it, bute i, you know, hope he has a nice day. Thats good. Tutor. A nice i say, you go pan boy. Listen, he is pansexual, but hes never tried it out. So i call b. S. On this too. Im like, look, i could tellll you all that i loved all baked goods, but i just eat muffins,st and then i might try a scones for the first time and its dry and i want to spit it out. He you know,a scon he is not tht bright. He does not have that bites no ie t shouldnt be dry. Mhm. So she likes a good muffin. Yeah. Last word, titus. Lasi too love a good muffin. Yes. Just the top at the bottom. Oo how many of them. D um, you know what . Good for youfo, wayne. Y yeah, well, heres the deal. Its not your sexuality. Thaty. Ouyou loneloun ac its your career choice. So stay here at homer and Meetr Somebodye an and chill out. On they go, all right . And come on our show. Yeahhow. Y, please. So you can do to him what you did to chappelle a few years back. I would love that. All right, we got to move on. Dont go away. Well be right back. Did you know that a lack of sleep can lead to very Serious Health problems . I know its. Unless you use Relaxium Sleep relaxium. Sleep is a product thats made from natural ingredients, and it usually works from the very first night. You try it, it helps you fall asleep, stay asleep and wake up refreshed, earning your body those quality hours of sleep that it desperately needs to prevent so many Health Issues. I developed Relaxium Sleep, a clinically tested sleep supplement to help patients fall asleep, stay asleep and wake refreshed last night. Relaxium has been a miracle for us. 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