Is next. Jesse welcome to jesse waters prime time. Is views on where to take america, anyway. It is just. I dont want to get started. Joe biden goes on late night and brings his classes but forgets his lines. Thats with the up hit on American People want to understand. This is the last place in public to say awful things they cannot cancel me because i have nothing going on. Seattle cancels a Comedy Show Crime and homelessness . That stays. It is 8 00 oclock p. M. And in michigan for the first polls close in the states primary for republicans, 16 delegates are up for grabs with trump being the massive favorite. He already holds nearly lead over nikki haley and for Democrats Biden faces a challenge from progressives and with the war on gaza. A lot of those voters hope to send a message to the president by voting uncommitted. Stick with us with the results as they stream in. Jfk rightfully earned himself the title of the first tv president he knew how to work a camera. Nixon used television to loosen up here he is on late night. The republicans. [laughter] [applause] 61 since nixon have used latenight to show their swagger and bill clinton brought the saxophone. George w brought the jokes. The top ten changes i make in the white house. You cant talk until you ride the Mechanical Bull in the cabinet meeting. Just for fun issue Executive Order commanding my brother jeb to wash my car. Trump brought the hair. And i mess up your hair . Left laugh. [laughter] go ahead. [applause] joe biden went on late night and got nothing except bring in traffic to a halt and midtown almost missed the five. President biden skipped the super bowl interview to sit down with seth myers. He comes on after jimmy fallon if you dont know who that is ask jay leno. These are all pretaped so he could be edited. He did not bring a saxophone all he had was sunglasses. There is a dark branded conspiracy and you seem to have a lot of fun you have coopted this is a yard sign do you enjoy playing around with the meme . The hell out of it. [applause] is a Stage Manager holding up the applause sign . Why are people clapping for sunglasses . What symphony but a grown man and sunglasses . Its funny with sunglasses on a dog, babies. Funny and cute. Is this all biden has . Yesterday forgot to take them off. Can you confirm or deny there is an active conspiracy between you and ms. Swift . Where you getting this information . It is classified. [laughter] she did endorse me 2020. You might be wondering will she come around again . I told you it is classified. The entire exchange was scripted. The producer say they prepare that four days. Is there a conspiracy . It is classified. White house and nbc wrote a hoax into the show and in the myers monologue he said trump forgot milanis name. He said former first lady would be made more regular appearances on the campaign trail. Not after you called her last week. Look at that. Mercedes . A Nuclear Meltdown when biden messed up the president of each of you cannot remember your wifes name . Except is not true he never forgot her name it is a hoax he was referencing mercedes the host of see pack Everybody Knows who mercedes is even though times debunked it they asked why they pedal the information they are ignoring us so im sending johnny across the street to break into 30 rock. And then he characterize the hoax. You mentioned classified materials or documents recently leaked this is not gotcha but i want to ask about it is as you are currently 81 years old. Who the hell told you that . It is classified. All jokes aside this is a real concern for American Voters how do you address that concern Going Forward as you come up to the 2024 election . Number one look at him he cannot remember his wifes name. His only punchline was stolen monologue. He forgot what year it was. You feel that its crazy that we hear less about . The 2020 agenda is to finish the job. Seth myers again tried to ask him why are you running . Its about the future. Every single thing we have done. They told us we could not get them done because things were so divided but we got it done but i think is views of where to take america or over. Anyway. Spent the president of United States cannot name anything he had gone done or what he will do. Witnessing this during the five hour interview with President Biden calling him a painfully slow elderly man who struggles remember things. He cannot even answer what hes going to do on the latenight show. Do you see what happens . The president is being lampooned internationally italian turvey has turned into a nightly segment. Jesse if i was biden losing to trump and taking me out to pasture and swap me out The Middle East and europe are at war the last thing i would do go out for i. C. E. Cream with a comedian. Seth myers took his grand pop out for i. C. E. Cream to make you feel better for forgetting his lines. Here you go. Sugar cone . The only lights up for i. C. E. Cream children and the elderly there is a reason caregivers deliver i. C. E. Cream to patients in Nursing Homes it is a favorite for people with diminished faculties. Ice cream has the power to immediately elicit soothing feelings of the very first taste of a single spoonful. That is related to the frustration and then continues to stimulate Pleasure Receptors in the brain. Obviously im not diagnosing him with alzheimers but you see what is going on the clap when he puts on the sunglasses and treat them with ice cream to make him happy. His corvette that he is proud of he keeps the Special Folders next to and no one can take those folders they are mine. He is a child. He lies, falls asleep and doesnt listen. And then with a half on the hot wheels he is happy. Even obama notices. If you watch joe biden speak often times he sounds frail and more frail than he used to. He shuffles more because of the arthritis in his back so for most people in the country just watching him be president what do they see when they turn on the television . They see the shuffle and they hear him he swallows a lot more of his word. Even bidens best friend remember that . He swims naked. He goes home every weekend he loses to trenton every battleground and so stubborn he has not changed anything. The polls show he is getting smoked down between three and ten points in each of swing state and up nine in georgia before the murder perk every time the white house lets him out for recess the numbers drop you have to put them back in timeout. Take the founder the host of the podcast. Do you think he has a shot at reelection after this kind of behavior . Thanks for having me on. Heres a we have to ask ourselves. Do we trust las vegas were its in the business of losing money right now the highest offer to become a president number one is trump number two is biden number three is Michelle Obama and number four is gavin newsom so maybe the fact that his team has am going on seth myers, going to the board on thursday but then they say this will be the nominee. Would you rather have michelle or newsom go up against trump . We know the closest case study is jimmy carter. Low energy. Not entertaining. You can always gauge of somebody is entertaining by what they talk about and on the channel the video went on one of them is 11 minutes the other has 670,000 views on a channel 5 million subscribers thing we are not interested in what President Biden has to say. Saying im just a little tired of the media to sell me the sizzle that does not sizzle and we will not played for fools but you are right i dont want michelle or gavin it will be joe and trumpet a do worry that many people agree the rabbits they pulled out of their hat all of those shenanigans are ptsd with the mailin ballots thats a major concern. Thats valid but when they come out and tell us they want to put a border bill for those to go through the process if you want to color the border bill and break down the number out of 118,000,000,000. 60 billion goes to ukraine only 20 billion goes to the border then two weeks later since they Notice Congress will not let it pass then they get rid of the Border Bill Minus the 20 billion the American People are not dumb. They say you play with us and toy with us and the whole concept you cannot even remember the wifes name but the president who was running with . Mercedes . Those of the games they play with the American People i am convinced 12 percent of independent voters who run everything will not fall for the trap. Jesse i hope so when i agree in a bank on us not being able to read but we are reading actually better than joe. Thank you as always we appreciate it. Any time. Fox news is not welcome at the migrant hotels. I will call the police start your day with nature made. The 1 pharmacist recommended vitamin and supplement brand. Marcus is a connoisseur of anything thats free. So he was happy to read the disclaimer on turbotax free edition. Roughly 37 of taxpayers qualify. Form 1040 and limited credits only. See how at turbotax. Com. Thats me file your taxes 100 free with turbotax free edition and get your max refund guaranteed. Scout is protected by Simparica Trio and hes in it to win it Simparica Trio is the first chew with triple protection. 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This year the border is the top issue again. The second biggest concern of the government . Taken before the Migrant Murder and then another one sexually assaulted a kid in virginia. Such a safety we are losing money. Spending billions while visiting foreign dignitaries. Lavishing with Free Hotel Rooms and spending money and College Tuition and sex changes. Do not forget about the sex changes. But the government doesnt want you to know about it. What you are seeing is basically that our signage is remove that is the first sign that this is ngo that is housing Illegal Immigrants lets go inside to see what happens. s is not a hotel . Please exit. Is this where illegals are being housed with Government Funding . Please get off the property. This is ngo paid for by government money. We will not answer questions. Shes giving directions to the hotel. Going back to the hotel later throwing rocks at the car and bloodied the cameraman. Move. And then take the money and disrespect us and then of the compassion why are they hiding that . And he is importing the guests to line the pockets of hotel ceo and then hands you the bill. They laid out the scam. Dropped the baby and the the welfare king. Thats when find themselves pregnant in america please can have your baby in the United States. If you are married you will get more back from texas and if you have five or six children can you imagine . My daughter is american and she gave me citizenship and pays our rent and close and gives us 1500 a month since she was born i have six months in the usa and have everything you dont have. Citizenship, residency, good car in apartment. Jesse when american women get pregnant the government helps them stay single and work and have an abortion. The migrant gets pregnant they cross the border have the baby dont work and have their hand out. Crunching the numbers a family of three to get over 20 grand a month and freebies. Hotel, food into kids in Public School five grand a month. They did not tack on the cash gift cards for free healthcare or free phones. 400,000 of free College Tuition per dreamer. Meanwhile taxpayers with jobs in new york Pay Thousands to live in a closet. I pay 1750 for this. New yorkers are not stupid while they are pounded for rent and groceries. They receive for grand a month. A month to live in hotels and buy things. Arent we the ones in need . The people in the United States. And then giving a way to other countries our money. This is ridiculous thats why i have never voted in my life that i am voting this year for trump. Flip that walk to mexico and claim asylum have another baby. All my god and wait for the checks to roll in. The chairman of oleary ventures, this is audacious. Not only what our government is doing but with the migrants are doing. Clearly the 2016 election day had this as the number one issue but they have changed it. First of all it is policy unresolved going back to politics and that is unusual because right now on a bipartisan basis this is the number one issue but now at the state level because the cities that have turned into migrants and contest sanctuaries have this expensive metric not just new york chicago has issues many cities do now all of a sudden the people that vote here we are are realizing the impact of this unresolved issue now hitting them right in their own jurisdiction to predict this becomes the number one to maintain that status as both sides turn this into a huge fight. But this is getting up but that will make them more unstable thats an interesting outcome in terms of a general election. What does this do for the election with overwhelming waves of migrants moving into the gorgeous cities than bankrupting, services are not as good the streets are not as good and a lot of the families move out because they cannot afford it and dont deal with drama and then they go to the suburbs so what does this do to the country at large . Its already happening competition of state started five years ago when all of a sudden taxes and inefficiencies started to see people leave. You can now state the state of california and those plates that are changing to florida every day that happened before the migrant issue hit more successful states like tennessee or nashville the Fastest Growing city in america has figured out how to deliver goods and services. This is about management some cities are wellmanaged and others are not and now post pandemic we have a competition of states its healthy. The Punching Power of the blue states they punch themselves in the face. Kevin, thank you so much what politicians do the chinese own . New sensodyne clinical white provides 2 shades whiter teeth and 24 7 sensitivity protection. I think its a great product. Its going to help a lot of patients. Jesse 24 hours a day 365 days a year china takes our tech with spies and are lives with drugs and viruses a wise a government allowing the chinese nationals to sneak through the border . A Bombshell Book tonight by Peter Schweitzer blood money explains everything we know attorneys paid the biden Family Millions now we learn where the money is coming from. The chinese german showering the bidens with cash and diamonds was working with amen known as white wolf the leader of a Chinese Syndicate called the united he was partners with the cartel in mexico who helped turn the cartel into the Worlds LargestFentanyl Traffickers the white wolf was close to the Chinese Government and it sees mexico as a borrowed knife to slit our throats so chinese leaders paid the president s family and that same president made the same cartel filthy rich. Interesting also exposing gavin newsom connections with china and back when he was mayor rolling with the chinatown gangster. Who a shrimp boy . September 1977 he survived a shootout known as the Golden Dragon massacre at 17 and the restaurant with rival gang members. Five people killed. The selfdescribed son of the underworld said his life of crime started at eight years old in hong kong where he was born and it continued when he immigrated to San Francisco at 16. I become a bigger hustler. He said the organization San Francisco tax dollars and with California Political elite with feinstein also driving around for 20 years he was told he was squeaky clean and in a couple of years he became the leader and the dragon had a chinese Fraternal Association in 2006 the most Serious Charge was murder and in court this month convicted of being involved in the 21 2006 killing of another chinatown leader. I do not kill nobody or talk about anybody. Telling the press i really wish i did not have that picture this is just the tip of the iceberg blood money why the powerful Turn A Blind Eye goes deep into the politicians relationships Peter Schweitzer is the author and joins us now. Before we get to new some to me about the wolf related to the Cash Payments to the biden family. White wolf is a very powerful figure. Pro ccp working with the Chinese Government ahead of this gang who is widely recognized as the organization who made this cartel the kings of fentanyl. They told them how to make it, they helped provide Communication Devices so the chinese helped the mexican cartels and also to help them launder money he is partners with this individual the head who sent 5 million to the bidens so the question is does joe biden really want to have a conversation of chinese involvement with fentanyl . I think the answer is no based on evidence but also goes to the biden Family Attorney who is legally representing another guy whos the head of a criminal syndicate involved in the drug trade so with those relationships and biden world with crime connected figures. Now a situation in San Francisco anytime we hear anything the chinese have that town wired whats going on . They do but the same problem a chinese Organized Crime we talked about the book and the ccp connections in the United States now its worse because it includes criminal elements he is appointed as the head of redevelopment in chinatown a figure who is a dragon had in chinese Organized Crime and his Transition Team was involved he picked an organized cream to on crime to partner with them and surrounded by people with the ties. Jesse maybe thats why he had such a great time in beijing. Jesse great book. We have it here. Blood money and other Peter Schweitzer blockbuster. I have to finish my other require my promoting all the books . Thank you so much. The fbi and white women. What you need to know. There are some things that work better together. Like your Workplace Benefits and retirement savings. Voya provides tools that help you make the right investment and benefit choices. So you can reach todays financial goals. And look forward to a more confident future. 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I guess ari on the ground a is the new face the organized retail theft and so glad to see that diversity Equity Inclusion didnt reach the fbi because they tried to go the other way and is casting them as the problem i wish i hated anything as much as liberals hate white people in 2024 not only with this but ai and gemini generator that white people did not accomplish anything great im glad the fbi is finally tackling retail theft at the the gene ladies are finally called out on their bs. Is it something with the Drug Trafficking putting two eskimo women in the picture with a afraid to be called racist if they put africanamericans or anybody besides white girls . I think so the companies that disney were getting not having too much diversity casting everybody as a person of color they said we will not fall into that we will go into another direction and apparently they hit the target because it is definitely very white. Have you stolen anything besides hearts . Know but maybe i would be inspired by the gene ladies maybe thats my inspiration. Jesse keep it under 900 and you will be fine. Seattle canceled a comedy show but they are fine with drugs and crime and homelessness. Lord, you know whats on our hearts. You know where we struggle. You know where we need to be pushed. Help us give it all to you. The good, the bad. Help us turn to you in everything we do. Amen. I invite you to join me in more prayer on hallow. Stay prayed up when moderate to Severe Ulcerative Colitis takes you off course. Put it in check with rinvoq, a oncedaily pill. When i wanted to see results fast, rinvoq delivered rapid Symptom Relief and helped Leave Bathroom urgency behind. Check. When uc tried to slow me down. I got lasting, steroidfree remission with rinvoq. Check. And when uc caused Damage Rinvoq came through by visibly repairing my colon lining. Check. Rapid Symptom Relief. Lasting steroidfree remission. And the chance to visibly repair the colon lining. 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To avoid negative impact on our club and artists involved as well as to maintain harmony, we believe most responsible course of action is to not move forward with the shows. Lets hear some of these hateful jokes. Guy from the cdc, we just emergency approved new emergency vaccine covid19 i think should have access. What black people do you know . Good news black people [laughter] we just emergency approved. Really fast. A brand new vaccine. And you get to drive first. I would like a netflix special. Middle age white male, no shot. If i transition. Then ill get one. If i become jasmine florentine. I think it is good Little Mermaid is black, they are calling it lil mermaid. And she cant swim. Braiding her cousins hair and smoking a blunt. Jesse were you at the club ready to go up when they gave you the hook . I wasnt booked until october. We get this email, cancelled along with three other comics. Jesse what were the activists so upset about, had they heard you before . They didnt see my act. I talk about pronouns, i talk about people of color, transitioning, pink streak in my hair . Jesse jest do you feel upset or help . At first i laughed and all these different areas, well have you there. Club 20 minutes away, they booked me for that weekend. Which is great. Jesse have you had a local activist and say anything or anonymous . Never. Never do. I perform in new york city all the time. Biggest liberal cities. No one said anything. Jesse or you dont have to go to the show. I dont understand a show in an enclosed building would in any way effect anything in this so called community. Especially all four of us have our own following. All of our fans come to that club. They researched the comics, thats my style of comedy. I dont see what the problem wusz was going to be. Jest come to the Club Spend Money in the city, bye drinks and say you know what, i dont think you are that funny and offensive. Lets lose money. Exactly. Maybe stepped in homeless poop, too. Other then that crazy. It is not like i havent gotten cancelled before. I got divorced. That is like getting cancelled. Jesse that is true. [laughter] gut felled cancelled you, too. Jesse no Smash And Grabs. Cancel culture. We are all good. Jesse we are all good. Big screen and better venue. Jim, thank you so much. I dont know what that word means i dont know what ethos means. Jesse thank you so much. We are going to skip the window, bud from new hampshire, someone needs to talk to biden talking with someone with sunglasses is rude. Russ from ohio, aviators are in case he nods off. Mike from pine view texas, my mom told me rich white woman are trouble. Tell me about it. Ni