my tight, leather shorts. >> that's an image. >> we have to take a break. got a new book coming out march 18th. this is the bus i am going around america in. i may be coming to a city near you. there are a lot of cities. 31 cities in 11 days. march 27th i will be in dallas. that's pretty fun. in april i will be in michigan, indiana, ohio, kentucky, tennessee and all the way from april 4th to the 16th and then in florida and alabama the following week. why am i telling you this? you are probably drunk. you can't even remember this. check out g gutfeld.com for the entire tour schedule to see where i am going to be. i would love to see you. talk to your family in a creepy way.