Published Mar. 12
Updated Mar. 12
A foreboding mist has taken over town, coating every inch of outdoor furniture, automobiles and the
toys of innocents. This beast has us leaning into our fists to stop heads from exploding, like in 1981â²s
Scanners.
A website called pollen.com (truly a digital niche for everything) features
a pollen alert, and Tampa Bay is Threat Level Red. I took a walk on the Pinellas Trail this week, hoping to enjoy the fresh air. I returned like the yellow Teletubby, whose name, I think, is Baphomet.
Friends, are we dealing with springtime allergens, or have we