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Shot down a ukrainian passenger jet, killing all the passengers on board, 176 people, and the New York Times today obtained video that appears to have captured the incident. Officials believe that the plane was shot down by two russian made missiles from iran. And of course President Trump rejects the notion that this terrible accident may have been a result of his recklessness. I think somebody could have made a mistake on the other side. Could have made a mistake. It was flying, it was flying, not our system. Has nothing to do with us. It was flying at a pretty rough neighborhood. [ laughter ] jimmy pretty rough neighborhood. Thats why they lock the doors and roll the windows up. Its a rough neighborhood. Thats an insane statement to make. The sky doesnt have neighborhoods. The plane was 8,000 feet in the air. His activities and actions this week are not going to help the president s standing internationally. According to a new poll from pew research, more people in the world trust Vladimir Putin than President Trump. This is a list. Putin, president xi of china. Kim jong un, scar from the lion king. Bill cosby, bernie madoff, harvey weinstein, the ghost of hitler. Peanut buttercup with a halfexposed razor blade in it, and then donald j. Trump. Our dearless leader was on twitter again. Today the president took credit for, look at this, u. S. Cancer death rate, lowest in recorded history. A lot of good news coming out of this administration. I guess it takes a cancer to kill cancer. And the only thing he wont take credit for is eric and donald jr. Thats t the study trump is citing says the rate of cancer has decreased steadily since 1991, which means somehow he managed to cure cancer back when he was doing pizza hut commercials or something. So today the house passed a resolution to limit the president s war powers. The goal is to try to restrict his war powers to two Rockem Sockem robots and thats it. It would limit trumps ability to declare war on iran without congresss permission. Its like Parental Controls on an ipad. Mike lee and rand paul were very unhappy. Mike lee says the briefing they got it was the worst military briefing hed ever received. But the president , not surprisingly, had a different view. So heres what happened on that. I had calls from numerous senators and congress men and women, saying it was the greatest presentation theyve ever had. Mike and rand paul disagreed, because they want information that honestly, i think is very hard to get. Its okay if the military wants to give it, but they didnt want to give it. I get along well with mike lee. Ive never seen him like that. But other people have called and said it was the best presentation theyve ever seen. Jimmy oh, you see, it wasnt the worst presentation, it was the best presentation. Its so easy to get those two things mixed up. And the weirdest thing he said today, the president found time to brag about an idea to give nato a new name. Spoke to secretarygeneral yesterday, and we had a great conversation. He was very, uh, i think he was actually excited about it, and i actually had a name, nato, right, and then you have m. E. , middle east. You call it natome. Im good at names, right . Usmca . Like the song ymca. Jimmy it makes sense, like natome watts. Look at this picture. He was standing between a cowboy and construction worker. Maybe he thought it was village people, i dont know. [ applause ] and then, and then the president gave us a pretty good explanation of why hes like this. I give up my salary, 450,000, approximately 450,000, president ial salary. I give it up. It goes to, usually i give it to drugs. I give some to elaine sometimes for transportation. Jimmy he gives his salary to drugs. Now it all makes sense. People like to blame twitter for trumps behavior, but you know whose fault it really is . Steve jobs. Thats right. I know hes deceased. But if trump didnt have an iphone, it woulde a different case. Its been 13 years since we looked up. On january 9, 2007, steve jobs unveiled the iphone and forever changed our daily lives. Every once in a while, a revolutionary product comes along that changes everything. And today were introducing that product. And here it is. [cheers and applause] thanks to this visionary technology, you can film yourself having weird sex and post it for the whole world to see. But its not just for amateur pornography. With the tap of a finger, iphone can summon a parttime deejay to give you a ride in the back seat of his filthy prius. And one day, the president of the United States will use it do call bette midler ugly from the comfort of his golden toilet. Wouldnt that be great . But most importantly, the iphone is listening to everything you say. [ applause ] personal conversations. Bank statements. Medical records, and remember that porn you made . We have that, too. Behold, minions, your new lord and master, the iphone. [cheers and applause] jimmy you can probably hear siri cackling in the back. So it also happens to be a notable day in our state, the twoyear anniversary of the legalization of cannabis for Recreational Use here in california. [cheers and applause] and based, based on every time i open the front door here, it seems to be selling pretty well. So, in honor of this special day, we thought it might be fun to play a game called whos high. Thats right. Lets go out to the street with cousin sal, which one is my cousin sal . Oh, yes, the one with his hand up. How are you . Jimmy im doing well, thank you. Youve got three pedestrians there. One of them is high. Two are not. We scoured the boulevard all day to find people who were not high. Its not easy. Jimmy and you did find two out of these three, and my job will be to guess which one of them, who is high. So lets begin with number one. Ethan. Where are you from . New jersey. Jimmy what part of new jersey . Princeton. Jimmy are you here on vacation . Yes. Jimmy you are. What are you doing while youre here . Went to the lakers game, santa monica pier. Seeing all the sights. Jimmy what do you do in new jersey . Im a student. Jimmy what do you study . Finance and economics. Jimmy hes a student, that is immediately suspicious. How long are you here . Until saturday. Jimmy lets meet the man in the middle. Lie, how are you, lee . Great. Jimmy where are you from . New jersey, too. Jimmy what part . Princeton. Jimmy did you know this ahead of time . Im here with my son. How you doin . Jimmy oh, so youre father and son. All right. Okay. That makes this a little bit more interesting. Or less. Im not sure. And finally, we have have have e where are you from . Milwaukee, wisconsin. Jimmy what do you do . Music and nightlife promotions. Jimmy is there a big nightlife scene going on in milwaukee . Or is it too cold for nightlife . I think theyre going to freeze in the studio or something. Jimmy youre here on vacation right now . No, i live here. Jimmy oh, so you live here now. Originally from milwaukee. Already youre off to a pretty high start. There seems to be a giant marijuana truck behind you. Dont get too excited. All right, now i know that you guys tried to trick me. And i know the young guys would be the immediate pick. Let me start by examining the eyeballs of each gentleman. Lets get real close in there. And all right. All right. Im not sure if youre dilated. But lets pan over to your dad and see what your dad has going. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Okay. And finally, braxton. Lets take a look at you. All right, so. Boy, i think you all might be stoned, but im going to go out on a long limb and say, lee, you are the one who is high. Lee . Are you high . Yes, i am. Jimmy lee [cheers and applause] lee . What an example. Californias a beautiful place. Jimmy yeah. Ethan, how do you feel about the fact that your dad is baked Walking Around wit you . I love it. Jimmy do we have prizes or anything for these guys . We do. We have liquid cheese for everyone. Jimmy all right, enjoy a can of cheese, guys. There you go, lie. A lee, thats beautiful. Fillem up, guice. Have a fun vacation. Shall we try one more . I am good at this. I dont know why, but i am good at this. Lets meet the guy in the hat. Guy in the has is jessee. Whats going on with you . Nothing much, just walking the boulevard. Jimmy im not a cop, you know, theres no reason to get. All right, okay. So you got a little mandy patan kin going there. You know saul from homeland . Nope. Jimmy can we even see his eyes . Could i have a look at your eyes, please, all right. Now i feel like youre pretending to be high. Lets check our next, i dont know if we can call them contestants. Brianna, where are you from . Im here from chatham, new york. Jimmy what are you studying . Television. Jimmy right off the bat, youre a suspect. Lets get a close look at breeannas eyes. Studying television. Not only are your pupils dilated, i dont think you have any rest of the eyeball. Lets meet anne at the end there. Where are you from . Simi valley, now. I migrated from philadelphia seven years ago. Jimmy what are you doing out on the boulevard today . Visiting you. Jimmy oh, okay. All right. How nice. Okay. So we have anne, breeanna and im going to rule out jessee, because i think he was trying to pretend he was high. Boy, anne, i think would be too much, after the last one. Oh, anne, you know what . I think im going to go with anne. Whoa jimmy anne, are you high . Yes. [cheers and applause] jimmy wow. 1001 odds. Jimmy sal, what do you have for anne and company . Playdoh isnt that great . Jimmy its always fun, offbrand playdoh. You cant beat it. Shall we try one more . Lets try one more. Here we go. Okay. All right, im going to say its the first guy, yeah. Is it you . Are you high . I am so high jimmy of course you are. Kaddy, there you go. All right, im three for three. All right, all right. [ laughter ] i think you might be high also, right . No, im drunk. Jimmy weve got a good show for you tonight. Music from cigarettes after sex. January jones is here. And well be right back with michael b. Jordan. So stick around. [cheers and applause] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by doordash. Raw kitfo. Fried shiso. French fry. Iced chai. Tasty. Pad thai. Baked pie. Half stack. Taco pack. Lobster mac. Baby back. Pork chop. Soda pop. Kebab. Soursop. Hot pot. Im hungry now. Noodle soup. Cantaloupe. Ice cream scoop. Whipped cream bloop. Dumpling. Chicken wing. Peking. And those crispy onion rings. We are americas kitchen. Doordash. Every flavor welcome. We are amei fell ki mom yeah. Okay theres bandages in the cabinet. Im bleeding. Grab two. 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Jimmy after bravely fighting it out both in the ring and on the cliffs of wakanda, our first guest now takes his fight to court as a reallife attorney in just mercy with oscarwinners brie larson and jamie foxx. I screwed the whole thing up, but what are you going to do. It opens everywhere tomorrow. Please welcome michael b. Jordan. [cheers and applause] jimmy how are you . Oh, man. Thats nice. Jimmy can i tell you something . Whats up . Jimmy all week i say coming up on thursday, michael b. Jordan will be here, and every time ive said it, all the women in the audience [cheers and applause] jimmy they did that. They did that. Thats pretty cool. Jimmy i think you might be the front runner for sexiest man alive this year. Somebody write in to somebody. I love it. Jimmy well, they love you. I mean, they really do. Its good to see you. This must be an exciting time for you. Not only the star of this movie, youre a producer of the movie. Yeah. Jimmy so you really put this movie together, and it opens everywhere tomorrow. Everywhere tomorrow. Im really excited about it. I found out about the story five years ago, about brian stevenson. I got a chance to listen to him talk and realized all the important work he was doing. I was shocked he wasnt a household name. Jimmy tell everybody a little bit about him. Brian stevenson is a defense attorney, he set up his offices, eji, equal justice initiative. Down in montgomery, alabama, and he pretty much dedicated his life to fighting in the criminal justice system. He exonerates wrongly convicted, people on death row. And hes dedicated his life to getting them off of death row, and i had the honor of being able to play him. Jamie foxx plays walter mcmillen. I felt it was my responsibility to take on this role. Jimmy it really spoke to you when you heard his story and heard about it. I felt like, listen, this thing happened 30someodd years ago, but it feels like it could have happened yesterday. Jimmy have you ever played a living person before . A living person before . No. Jimmy so thats like, you must be nervous when you show them the movie, him the movie the first time. Yeah, i played oscar grant, fruitvale station. Jimmy yeah. He was tragically murdered. But i got a chance to know him through the people who knew him the best. I got a chance to watch the movie with his mom and family members. This situation, being able to play brian, hes there, hes a resource. I can call him. I can ask him for help if i get stuck anywhere. If i need to look to him for, for motivation for things. But then also he can call me and tell me what im messin up, too. Jimmy did he do that . No, he was actually really excited that i played it. Jimmy im sure. Women scream when they see you. Why wouldnt he be excited about that. The creed body, i kept the arms. Jimmy youve been holding screenings, special screenings this week. I have. Jimmy and one of them was hosted by kobe bryant. How did that happen . It was incredible. I think warner bros. Had reached out to him. Hes a big advocate for criminal justice and just equal rights in general. So he came on board, you know, he agreed to host a couple screenings down in baldwin hills, and it was amazing. Jimmy did you know him beforehand . Yeah, i got a chance, i did an am commercial with him a few years back where i played the young kobe, and that was pretty cool and interesting. But hes the g. O. A. T. You know, hes one of the greatest of all time. Jimmy are you a larlakers f . No, im a knicks fan. Pray for me. Jimmy you never tasted any kind of success in your whole life as a fan, have you . No, its been rough, but im an lebron fan. Jimmy do you know lebron as well . I do know lebron. Jimmy you had a screening for the lakers. I did, but i had a chance to take about 20 incarcerated to have them talk to the lakers players. It was really incredible to get them, give them a chance, an opportunity to get outside of jail and be around their idols, people they look up to, to kind of encourage them to go down this right path. Jimmy and then everyone sat down and watched the movie . They did, they sat down and watched the movie at a different time, but it was really, really a cool experience. Jimmy i wonder how when a Basketball Team watches a movie they situate everyone. Because you dont want anthony cave da davis in the front. They have huge chairs. Everythings oversized. Doorways, oh, cool. Jimmy you just went back to your high school recently, right . I did, i did. Jimmy when you went back to your high school, which is new jersey, did everything seem small to you . No. Jimmy in high school i guess that doesnt really happen. No, i was probably the same height as i was in high school. But it was cool to go back and actually talk to the kids, honestly. Jimmy did they freak out when you came . They did, which i had a photo shoot there first and they tried to keep it as quiet as possible. When you see kids coming from the lunch room, peeking into the gym and by the time fifth period hit, it was allout mayhem. Jimmy i would think so. It was crazy. Jimmy did you see any of your old teachers . Were any of them still there . I did. One of my old teachers is now the principal, the lunch ladies, security guard, janitors. It was surreal to come back and see all those faces but it was a lot of love. Jimmy did you play basketball in high school . I did. Jimmy did you play football . I did not. I did everything but football. Jimmy you played High School Football on friday night lights. It c jimmy a bigger audience. As a 20 year old. Jimmy thats best time. You can really excel. Were going to take a break, when we come back, well see a clip from the new movie. Michael b. 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The ones from this neighborhood or the ones from the black community you took johnny d. From. You think they feel safe . Your job isnt to obtain a conviction, its to achieve justice. As long as you keep fighting this someone from your county has literally gotten away from murder. Jimmy that is michael b. Jordan. The critically acclaimed performance in the criticallyacclaimed movie that you produced. Brie larson is in the movie. Yes. Jimmy do you personally recruit them to be in the film . In this case, i did. When i read the script, and weve been developing it for about four or five years or so, the only person that kept coming to mind is jamie. I was like, this guy, this is the vehicle for him. Hes on my mt. Rushmore of the greatest of all time. And hes so talented. Jimmy he might be the most talented person i have ever met in my life. From, he does everything, from singing to writing, to standup comedian. Jimmy math. Swimming. Tennis. Great at tennis. But no, hes an incredible person. But i got a chance to give him a call and was like, hey, man, i need you to do this. And he said yes. Jimmy he gave a great performance, lowkey, solid. Hes a chameleon. He blends in to wherever he needs to blend into. Jimmy speaking of that, ive worked with jamie a number of times, even when hes on this show, theres not a moment in which hes not making fun, where hes not doing something. During the commercials. Hes out in the audience dancing and singing and everybodys having a good time. So in a movie like this which is a serious film, is that the way he is . He is exactly like that. I mean, literally, we would have the most dramatic scenes ever and literally yell cut, take a breath and hell be out there telling jokes or playing music. He has theme music wherever he goes. Jimmy even on this movie. He did it in such a genius way. He would play songs to get us in the mood, like a somber mood. Play Old School Music to get us into a really like serious tone. But then when it was, when he was ready to switch the tone and we were getting out of it, we play marvin gaye or the isley ii brothers or temptations. He was creating a vibe. He was the perfect person. Jimmy heres a picture of the three of you guys together. Mamba. Jimmy do you think you were kobes favorite Michael Jordan . Thats a great question. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [cheers and applause] yeah. Hands down. Hands down. Jimmy so tomorrows the big day. Tomorrow is the big day. Jimmy will you go around and check out screenings . Will you pop into movie theaters and see how its going. I might pop into a theater or two. I might recruit jamie to pop in and surprise some theaters. Jimmy do you have any particular locations in mind . Im going to throw out a couple. Art light hollywood, Magic Johnson somewhere, and you can figure it out. Jimmy that will be fun. And there will be a lot of disappointed people. 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And then i felt like it was a lot of work, and it makes me sound really old. Jimmy bingos not really for the young, is it . Its fun, though. Jimmy it is fun. And easy. Jimmy whens the last time you played bingo . Like four or five days ago. Jimmy wait a minute. For real . What do you do, go to a church on tuesday nights . That was the issue with having the party. Like i wanted to do it in a Church Basement or something. Jimmy yeah. And i couldnt find a church to house my boozethemed jimmy oh, really . Because during i mean, i could have found a catholic church. Jimmy the catholic church, you get the wine right there in the mass. But you did play bingo. Over christmas, we have one of those, i ordered one of those big balls. Jimmy ball hoppers. Yeah. My whole family. Jimmy use the dauber . No, we didnt. Jimmy you got to get that. I know, i have to go on amazon. Jimmy maybe ill get you a surprise and a shipment of daubers will arrive at your house. No, we have the cards and the little buttons. Jimmy not the same. Not the same. Have you been to one of those real bingo with the old people getting mad and cursing each other and all that stuff . No, i dont think ive ever, but my grandmother used to go all the time. Jimmy i used to go with my grandmother and loved it. They get heated and play six or seven cards at a time. Jimmy my grandmother would be playing 28 cards at once. She was a big fat laid e shedy,e like, boom, boom, boom. I wouldnt see b 2 and shed do mine. She was a champion bingo player. Represented the United States at the olympics. Can you be good at bingo . Its all luck. Jimmy no, of course not. Thats why it was so amazing. Whats the best gift you got. Whats the best gift you ever got for your birthday. Received . Jimmy yes. Well, i got, im not huge into autographs, but i got a signed autograph of robert stack. Jimmy from jim carey . Yeah. Jimmy wow. He knew i was a big fan. Jimmy of robert stack . You know, i had dreams as a little girl to be robert stack. Is that so weird . Jimmy no, i think most little girls have that dream. I mean, yeah. From what . What was your unsolved mysteries. Well, joe versus the volcano is my favorite movie, and he was in that. Jun solv unsolved mysteries as. I still have dreams that i can be in a trench coat, January Jones on unsolved mysteries he solved all these. Jimmy he didnt solve anything yes, he did. Like murder mysteries, aliens. Like he knew everything, and i just wanted that. Jimmy are you into aliens and stuff like that . Very much. Jimmy really . Have you ever had a ufo sighting . Yes. Jimmy what happened . Once. In iowa. Jimmy of course. What happened . I was in a field, actually. Jimmy how old . Like 24. Jimmy okay. 22, 24. And i saw a light in the sky, and it went ch, ch, ch. And went, it definitely was a spaceship. Jimmy it could have been a spaceship, i guess. Or a shooting star that couldnt figure it out. Jimmy a drunken shooting star. Were you smoking or anything like that . No. Jimmy totally straight. Was anybody with you . Yes. No, no. [ laughter ] i mean there was someone else in the car, and i was like, what did you see that . And he said no. Jimmy did he believe you that you saw it . He said he did. But people say things all the time. Jimmy yeah. Well, thats interesting. Are you into like other paranormal type of stuff . Im into everything. Unsolved things. Even watching shark week this year, when they said there was that megalodon down there that ate the other great white . [ laughter ] like i need to know. I need to know what did that. These killings. Jimmy did you feel, do you feel like you want them to remain unsolved . No. I need to know. Jimmy or you want the solution. I dont care if anyone else knows, i want to know whats down there and whats up there. Jimmy the best way to find out is to run for president and win. Because if you run for president and youre president you can look at any of that stuff. You dont think if our president knew that he would tweet it . He would tell it. Jimmy i dont think its occurred to him. Because he doesnt know that his name is in those files. If they put his name in those fis, hed be like, whats this about, me . Its ufo, not mefo, thats why he doesnt read about it, you see . [ applause ] so tell me about your show. This show is on netflix. Yeah. Jimmy you play a figure skater. Former figure skater. Jimmy former figure skater. Yes. Jimmy with kids who are figure skaters. Yes, i have two daughter whose are now compete, competitive figure skaters, and im their mom. And im like a skating mom, which is similar to, just very intense, like im very competitive for them, and i want them to live out my dreams that i didnt get to. Jimmy to validate you, yeah, yeah. Shes also very mentally unstable. She has [ laughter ] its a theme in my experience. Jimmy yeah. Does she see ufos or anything like that . Doing this . If it makes you feel any bet te, i feel like i saw one once. Tell me about it. Jimmy i was with my friend tony and my cousin sal, we fishing up in the sierras in california, we looked up and saw something go a little bit weird. Just like i said . Jimmy just like you said. Yeah. Yeah. Thats what they do. Jimmy we had been smoking, though, so it was a little bit different. Sorry. Jimmy but we mutually saw it. I listened to a podcast recently, and all those air force pilots, they see them all the time. Theyre not smoking. Jimmy lets hope not. Its very good to see you. Good to see you. Jimmy the show is on netflix, called spinning out, January Jones, everybody. Well be right back with cigarettes after sex. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2020 gle, mercedes benz. The best or nothing. Did you know this is where you can harness your inner jedi . And tear around radiator springs . 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