We have a lot did discuss including the bachelor. Bachelor peter is here tonight. You know those people who resolve to exercise and eat healthy . You probably did. Every year. Jimmy i didnt make a new years resolution this year but my wife made new years resolutions for me. She said, this year my new years resolution for you is, and she went on to mention areas in which she would like me to improve. I didnt say anything. But that is allowed . [ laughter ] can you make a resolution for someone else . I dont think so. I think its a selfonly thing. Its like flossing, you dont floss with other people. You can, you just dont. If someone else makes it, i dont think it technically counts as a resolution. I think thats an intervention. There are no joint resolutions for new years. They have to be made by the person who is subject to them, right . Bottom line, im a lazy monster who is incapable of change. The sooner my wife accepts that, the easier both of our lives is going to be. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of fun couples, the president rang in the new year at maralago in palm beach where they were asked about their resolutions for 2020. Happy new year, how about your new years resolutions . Whats your goal for the new year . Peace on the world. Peace is right, but im not sure youre supposed to say resolution out loud. Jimmy no, you can, you can say it out loud. Its not beetlejuice. Its not your birthday wish, its a resolution. Tell anyone you like. I love also that melanias resolution is peace on the world. First of all thats not a resolution, its a wish. Its a wish that it seems her husband doesnt share. Very happy, and we rebuilt our military, we cut taxes down, the lowest in history, biggest tax cut ever. Were doing great. Our country is really the talk of the world. Jimmy well, well hes right on that last thing. [ laughter ] we are the talk of the world. We might even end the world. If you havent been following the news, the president , the guy who sharpied a hurricane, authorized a military strike that killed the number two most powerful man in iran. And now we have a big mess. We have some very angry people, hundreds of thousands of iranians showed up for the Funeral Service of this general, they burned american flags, they burned israeli flags, they shouted death to america, they publicly vowed revenge. Our president continues to escalate the situation. He tweeted a threat that he would attack iran with our best weapons if they retaliate. Even threatened to release the movie cats over there if he has to, scary stuff. He didnt give congress a headsup before he did it, as president s will typically do. Democratic members of congress were not briefed on the attack, though he did reportedly brag about it to some guests at maralago over new years. He told them to expect Something Big in iran very soon. He didnt consult with congress, he did run it by people in line at the chocolate fan due station at his country club. According to the failing New York Times the officials presented him a list of options, including targeting the general he targeted, general soleimani, mainly to make other options seem reasonable. This is like a decoy. When President Trump whose the option of killing general soleimani, top officials were flabbergasted. Three years into the administration, you didnt know he was going to pick the craziest choice . Thats what he does. You dont want him to make a crazy choice, dont give him crazy things to choose from. The only thing donald trump should be allowed to choose is popeyes or kfc, thats it. [ cheers and applause ] some people believe that this seemingly out of nowhere act of aggression was designed to distract us from the impeachment and boost trumps chances of getting reelected. If youre wondering who would come up with an idea like that, well, look no further than this video from 2011. Our president will start a war with iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. Hes weak and hes ineffective. So the only way he of courses hes going to get reelected, and sure as youre sitting there, is to start a war with iran. Jimmy its like he went back in time to make an attack ad against himself. [ laughter ] happy new year, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be a great one. Yesterday, what is known to some as dating sunday, the first sunday of the year is traditionally one of the biggest days for dating apps. Basically what happens is all the single people who went home for the holidays got sick of being asked why theyre not married so they signed up for these apps. Yesterday is dating sunday, tonight is bachelor monday here on abc. [ cheers and applause ] bachelor peter, he met 30 women, hes a pilot, a commercial airline pilot. This season the woman he selects will get an Engagement Ring from neil lang and 200,000 skymiles, so this is a big deal. And later on, when peters with us, i will reveal who the woman he chose is. My wife, molly, has correctly predicted six of the last eight bachelor selections, and six of the last seven on the bachelorette. She does this on the first show. She watches the first show, she goes thats the one. Its a weird and useless ability. You think she would have used it to avoid marrying me but she didnt. It was an eighthour season premiere and they packed in a lot including one of the most dramatic moments of bachelor history, the unexpected arrival of an unexpected guest. Is there 40 of us now . Oh, oh, oh, oh, on what is going on . What is happening, what is literally happening . What . Jimmy well. Cancel the cocktail party, we got trouble. Actually the surprise guest was hannah b. Not bill cosby. Hannah b. Was bachelorette on bachelor coltons season, the last bachelor, then she was the bachelorette, then she was on dancing with the stars, now shes back on the bachelor. Hannah has been on abc more than i have the last few years. She stood up tonight and gave a detailed account of the love she and peter made in the windmill, which was really weird. Then peters pilot, they brought in a couple of women, she accomplished women, a marine pilot and the first female member of the blue angels, to give the ladies a pop quiz about airplane stuff. And that went exactly how you might expect it went. How high in feet would you and peter have to be to join the milehigh club . 30,000 . 30,000. Yeah. All right, lets reveal our answers. Okay. 30,000 feet is ridiculously wrong, no. Are you going to space . Yeah. Okay, back here . Didnt even try, thats awesome. Jimmy i love those two. I hope they keep them around the whole season. Id like to see them host a game show, are you smarter than a bachelor contestant . Of all the women who hopped out of the limo tonight, and there were many, one caught my attention, a body waxer named alexa, esthetician. Thats not what caught my eye, i dont know what goes on at your house. Does anybody at abc realize the hell they unleashed . Any time anybody says the name alexa, millions of alexas are going to activate and accidentally order hot tubs to all the houses in the united states. Peter will be here shortly to tell all. I will say is it good to be back to work for you . Guillermo yes, it is. Jimmy why is it good to be back to work for you . Guillermo oh jimmy trouble with the wife at home . Everything all right . Guillermo put it this way, she had knee surgery. Jimmy oh no. Guillermo shes in pain, so jimmy so you were in pain. Guillermo i was. Jimmy welcome back. It was good to see our coworkers and catch up on the nothing we didnt already know from instagram. But we did a fun thing today. We went around the office and we asked people who work here to share the worst gift they got for christmas or hanukkah. These are real staffers with real gifts they really got this holiday season. The worst gift i got was this bag of moldy scones. My dad got me temporary tattoos. I wear it pretty well. My dad gave me a painting of a man standing in the middle of a field. The worst gift i got is this book. The gambling Addiction Recovery workbook based on a true story written by a former gambler. I know this sounds like something a gambling addict would say, but im not a gambling addict. My dad got me this book of bad jokes. So that his hilarious presence would always be felt. The worst gift i got was this tshirt. Some of my coworkers know i have a crush on sofia vergara, and my name is gary. They made me this cardboard cutout of sofia vergary. Jimmy oh, but theyre both beautiful. Thanks, everybody. Weve got a good show tonight. 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Which menu am i looking at here . Start with tapaz. Oh, its tapas. Tapas. Get out of town. Its like eating dinner with your parents. Sandra, are you in school . Yes, im in art school. Oh, wow. So have you thought about how youre gonna make money . At least were learning some new things. We bundled our home and auto with progressive, saved a bunch. Oh, we got a wobbler. Progressive cant protect you from becoming your parents, but we can protect your home and auto when you bundle with us. Thats what the extra menus for. Jimmy hi there, welcome back. Tonight, he either is, or was, the most eligible bachelor on this or any television network. The bachelor peter weber is with us here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and hes going to make love to you in a windmill so that is exciting. Then here with his song from the great Netflix Documentary the black godfather, its called letter to my godfather. Pharrell williams from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, the marvelous mrs. Maisel rachel brosnahan. Actor director greta gerwig will join us. Well have music from Taylor Hawkins and the coattail riders. And later this week, john cena, rupaul, michael b. Jordan, and janury jones, with music from Dermot Kennedy and cigarettes after sex. So please join us for all that. Tonight, we begin a new year on an upnote with a very funny person. She is festive and resolute with a new movie too. Like a boss opens in theaters friday. Please say hello to Tiffany Haddish. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very good to see you. You look fantastic. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy by the way, thank you. You played willona on good times live here on abc about three weeks ago. Yes. Jimmy you were great, you really nailed it, you did a great job, thank you, it was very fun to do, it wasnt a hard character for me to play. Jimmy you did seem to slide right into willona. Very close, and i watched good times for many, many years. Jimmy good times was one of the best. Good times but they werent good times. Jimmy most of them were bad, sarcastic good times, which is how i like to say it. When something is not going quite right good times. I heard your monologue. You know she know where youre weak at. She know where you need to improve. Jimmy well, yeah, believe me, she made that quite clear. Uhhuh, thats her job as a wife, let you know where youre messing up so you can become a better man. Jimmy you know to know the real resolution, what shouldnt med to do . What, what, what . Jimmy she wanted me to drink less iced tea and more water. And i somehow took offense to that. Well, thats actually a good thing. Jimmy i know, its good. It probably smells bad when you pee. [ laughter ] probably really strong. Like its still around drink more water jimmy quite the contrary, it smells like were at the lipton factory. By the way, i have so much to ask you. Okay. Jimmy so you and i were at a party for crank yankers. A show on Comedy Central which you were nice to be a part of. We were talking. And you said, hey, id like to invite you to my bat mitzvah. Uhhuh. Jimmy and i said, i would love to come to your bat mitzvah. And so then, surprising to me, i got an invitation about a week later, come to tiffanys bat mitzvah. So i said, all right, im going to go to tiffanys bat mitzvah. Now i thought you were kidding about this. I did. And i know, i told you this a couple of times, each time you give me that look. But i thought you were kidding. I was dead serious, i told you ive been studying hebrew jimmy i thought it was a joke. If i have a microphone in my hand i might be joking about religion. If im talking to you mano y mano, im telling the truth. Jimmy now i know that, but i didnt know it. I showed up in jeans. I know, that looked so bad. He had a windbreaker on. [ laughter ] jimmy i did have a windbreaker on. I was like, jimmy, what are you okay, well, im happy you made it. Jimmy yeah, and i was embarrassed, first of all, to be underdressed like that. You should be. Jimmy i was. But you really this was a serious event. Yeah. Jimmy well, it was on a thursday night. Who has a bat mitzvah on a thursday . A black jew. [ cheers and applause ] more affordable, its more affordable. Jimmy and Billy Crystal spoke. Yeah, he did the aliyah, my ceremony, he gave a little speech. Thats like, hes my everything. Jimmy you guys just did a movie together. Yeah, here today, should be coming out soon. Jimmy hes a great person. Hes amazing, hes taught me so much. Hes like my like secondary rabbi. Like if i got issues going on, ill take it to him. Hes like, oh, tiffany, youre crazy. Gives me some of the best advice. Hes been in this business for over 60 years. Jimmy yeah. And he has taught me some really valuable lessons. And i wish i would have known them sooner in my career . So theres you read from the torah. You memorize. You worked on this for months. Yeah. Jimmy i had no idea whether youve done it well or not. But people said you were great. And in fact, the rabbi said you were like the fastest learner shed ever worked with. Uhhuh. Jimmy so now you im a genius. [ laughter ] jimmy so now you are did you celebrate hanukkah, then . Yes, i did celebrate hanukkah. You know, ive been celebrating hanukkah for a while now, since i bought my house. Thats like four years, five years. And i guess i been celebrating wrong for a long time. Jimmy in what way . See, you know, its the its the candles, right . I thought at the end of hanukkah, thats when you light the bonus candle. Like you get two. Like bam, yeah, we got it, yeah, we lit thats what i thought. But apparently youre supposed to light the extra candle on day one. Jimmy its like the pilot light. Yeah. Jimmy then all the other candles follow. I didnt know that. Jimmy how did you find out you werent doing it right . I had posted a picture on instagram. My followers and friends, brothers and sisters, jewish sisters and brothers, let me know i was doing it wrong. Theyre like, this from last night . Youre missing a candle. No, this is from tonight. Theyre like, you need to light one more candle. Uhuh, i light that at the end. Theyre like, no, this is how you do it. Jimmy thank god for instagram, they really are able to correct us. God makes sure you get the message and learn how do do it the right way. Jimmy i saw you had a huge table of presents. Did you get good stuff . Oh, man, i got some good, good stuff. Jimmy what did you get . I got some necklace right here that im wearing. Jimmy uhhuh. From Barbra Streisand. Jimmy wow, wow. She wasnt there. She wasnt there but she sent me some diamonds. Jimmy i see, okay. Well, thats pretty good. Yeah. And i got oh, you guys jimmy do you know Barbra Streisand . Yeah, i know Barbra Streisand. Jimmy how do you know Barbra Streisand . I know a lot of people. Jimmy i want to know how you know barbra. Im a cool person, people want to hang out with me. I went to a movie night at this executives house and barbra was there, i started talking to her about cardi b and all kind of stuff. Jimmy did she know about cardi b . She didnt know, i had to break it down. I started rappin for her and everything. Jimmy you filled her in. Yeah. Black shoes she was like, are you talking about the red bottoms . Yes, yes and or gang banging jimmy wow. More or than and, right . Yeah. So barbra sent you a present. Yeah, barbra sent me a present. Jimmy by the way, im embarrassed because i got you the same present except without diamonds in it. Yeah, you did, no diamonds. But im going to wear it when i work out in public places, you know. [ laughter ] where it seems like i dont want people to feel like ill wear it, ill wear it. Jimmy zales was the only place open. Somebody sent me a tennis bracelet. Somebody else beyonces mom gave me the most beautiful bible. Miss tina gave me the most beautiful bible with this cross on it and everything. I was like, is she trying to say, hey you know youre black, right . Jimmy beyonces mother sent you a bible with a crucifix on it for your bat mitzvah . It had diamonds on the crucifix so ill read from that any time, any day, ill read from both. They start out the same. Jimmy we have a fun thing were going to do when we come back. Your movie is like a boss, yeah, uhhuh. Jimmy we came up with a Little Something that we gathered some people, one of them is from your past, and the others are not from your past. One of those people was your boss at one time. I dont want you to look too much because i dont want you to figure it out yet i dont know none of them [ laughter ] jimmy way back into Tiffany Haddishs life to see if she can if you can figure out are we playing a game . Jimmy yes. This is your lucky youre going to pull out my social worker next . 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Blow a kiss into the sun we need someone to lean on blow a kiss into the sun all we needed somebody to lean on to deal with the problem. Icians but they wouldnt. So we took it to the voters and forced big tobacco to pay its share of healthcare costs. We fought Oil Companies for new clean air laws and closed a billion dollar Corporate Tax loophole to fund public schools. By going directly to the people we got results. Thats not something you see a lot of from washington these days. Im tom steyer and i approve this message. Lets make change happen. Jimmy that is Tiffany Haddish in like a salma hayek is the villain in this movie. Yes. Jimmy did you hang around together . Oh, i hung out with salma as much as possible require wanted to learn how to attract a man with billions. Jimmy oh, really, right. Her husbands like a zillionaire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had we went to this we went to a drag concert, right . Gucci man came out. I dont know if you know this. Salmas husband owns gucci, right . Gucci man, who is this gucci . Did we get a mascot . I dont know this gucci man, who is this . Me and her daughter were like, hes really cool. Shes like, i dont know about this gucci man. Jimmy like the marlboro man or something. Really . The mascot . They hired a mascot . I dont know about this. Jimmy wow. Yeah. Jimmy thats pretty crazy. We had a lot of fun. Every sunday i would invite like the cast and crew over to my place and wed do a potluck and i would cook something. Salma would always bring the best tequila and have everyone pretty lit. And im like, its 10 30, get off, weve got to get to work tomorrow jimmy so you have had a lot how many jobs would you guess youve had . Ive probably had a lot of jobs. I would say seven . Jimmy seven jobs . Maybe ten. Jimmy maybe ten, okay. I dont think thats that many, think thats a reasonable number. Somebody my age, yeah. Jimmy were going to go back in time i started working when i was 13. Jimmy okay. Were not going to go back quite that far. Were going to go back almost that far. Were going to put some people up on the screen, on the wall of america. Weve got six people. Five are strangers to you, i assume. If you do know any of them, its got to be coincidence. One of them was at one time your employer. Your boss. Uhhuh. Jimmy do you recognize you can ask yesorno questions, just call out the number and ask whatever you like. Number 3. Jimmy number 3. Yeah. Jimmy were going to bring number 3 up. Okay. Okay, number 3. Did you ever work at l. A. X. Airport . You got it. Yeah jimmy right off the bat. All right. This is do you remember this gentlemans name . I do not remember his name. I know i used to be like, hey his laugh, i know that laugh and that smile. Jimmy rod is his name. Rod samuels. Rod, where did you Work Together . We were handling the Air New Zealand account at terminal 2 at l. A. X. Jimmy terminal 2 at l. A. X. We have a photograph of tiffany from that time of her life. Yeah oh, i was killing it. I went to the i went to the onehour photo at the swap meet and took that picture. Like, im going to be killing them in this, they got to see me in this. I did a photo shoot at the onehour photo. Jimmy what was your pretty as ever, huh . Yeah, man. Jimmy rod, how was tiffany as an employee . Oh, perfect. As young as she was, she was just overflowing with confidence. She basically took charge of things. We used to love to get her up to the arrivals lounge, so she had a p. A. System. I think thats where she developed her skills with the comedic stuff. She just took charge. Made our passengers feel great. About she had a little more time on her hands, she even got to dance with them as well. Pop and locking. You name it, she did it. Jimmy you were people were waiting for their flights and you were pop and locking . Wow. [ cheers a applause ] okay, so i worked in the transit lounge in like where people were going from one place to another but they werent staying in america long, theyd be in this lounge. Sometimes the flights would be delayed and i used to love making announcements like, Air New Zealand flight 357 with service to frankfurt is delayed, so sorry. I just refreshed the sodas so if youd like soda and coffee, go ahead and enjoy yourself. People would be like, its boring in here. Oh, you know what . I used to win these drama festivals so i can do a monologue for you id do a monologue. Id bring my little radio and play some music and put the speaker up to the p. A. System. And i would start dancing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. I just i just wanted everybody to be happy. Jimmy yeah. And i wanted to get a raise. Jimmy did rod ever give you that raise . No, i left and went to alaska airlines. Jimmy oh really. They gave me 75 cents more. Jimmy oh really, wow. And better flight benefits. Jmy rod, you really screwed up. I know, i know. I was 18, 18 years old. Thats what you were. It was amazing. Im still 18 in here. You bet. You still show it that way, tiffany. Thats great. Its so good to see you. Oh, we are so proud of you. When i was trying to mess up these stories about you, the whole team would tremble with love and confidence, and they wish you well with all that youre doing. Oh, wow, thank you. They love the heck out of you. Jimmy thats very nice. Maybe stop by terminal 2 on the way out sometime. Oh, man. Jimmy thank you, rod, thanks for doing this we appreciate it. Oh, its my pleasure. Jimmy tiffanys jewish now. I always was jewish. Jimmy tiffanys even more jewish now. Rod, do you remember yall used to write me up for modeling on the Conveyor Belt . Yes. On the Conveyor Belt. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks, rod. There goes rod. Thank you so much. Jimmy tiffany, the bachelor peter is here, would you like to stay . Hell yeah. 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Earlier tonight, our next guest set forth on yet another shaky quest for tv love. He is the windmill beneath our wings. Please welcome the brand new bachel peter weber. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Oh wow. Jimmy well, its good to have you here, its good to see you. Who did you pick . Just go ahead and tell us. You want to know . Here we go. Jimmy whisper it into tiffanys ear, she wont tell anybody. I cant, i cant reveal that. But it was it was a crazy experience. Jimmy are you nervous about revealing . What happened to your head . You like this . This little scar . That harry potter scar, you know magic how did you know . I love her. This happened about halfway through filming. And it was a crazy, freak accident. It wasnt even a cool story, it was a golf cart. I banged my head as i was getting in. It wasnt even moving. Hulk smashed a glass into my forehead. Jimmy you did it to yourself . I did it to myself . You shouldnt be flying a plane. It would have been better if another girl got jealous, she hit you i had to explain it to them, i tried to make up this cool, badass story, but thats the truth. Jimmy the truth is the truth and thats all there is to it. Hows it going . You shot this when, how long ago did you wrap . We finished about a month ago. A little over a month ago, end of november. Jimmy have you been in hiding . No. I went back to work within a week. I had a trip. Went back. It felt really good to get back in the sky. Jimmy you guys are both in the airline industry. Hm. Look at that. Jimmy do people lose their thirsty . Youre going to get me in trouble. Ima get you in trouble . You got a girlfriend . Tune in and find out. Jimmy hes not allowed to say. Oh boy. Bet yall i make more money than her. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy 100 . Wait a minute, wait a minute, i dont want to be a sugar mama, i aint trying to be a sugar mama. Jimmy so youre when people see you flying their plane and they watch the show, do they are they surprised . Yeah. Yeah, its really cool. I always say bye to the passengers as theyre deplaning. Its really cool when they realize. Ive felt a lot of support, so much love. Jimmy you say thank you to all the passengers . Ive never had a pilot do that. Really . Jimmy not one time, you dont pay attention, they always do. You rush off real quick. Unless its a really bad landing, but most of the time, yeah. Jimmy wow, how about that. Thats how they pick up girls. Jimmy oh, thats an excellent point, tiffany. I know, i used to work there. [ laughter ] jimmy that is really good insight. Thank you. Jimmy so you grew up the bachelor mansion, for those who dont know, is in l. A. , its in the far west valley. And you grew up right near there, five minutes away, right . I did. Actually, fun fact. I just realized this, actually. Colton wasnt actually the first bachelor to ever do the fence jump. Jimmy you jumped the fence . I did it ten years prior when i was 18. Me and my friends tried to sneak onto the mansion, huge fans of the show. We got caught and ran away before we got caught. Jimmy you and your teenage friends were huge fans of the bachelor . Not huge fans. You know, it was when jake he got me into the show. Jimmy because of the pilot thing . Yes. Jimmy wow, interesting. I became a big fan. Jimmy your dads a pilot . He is. Jimmy your mom was an airline a Flight Attendant . Yeah. Uhhuh jimmy tiffany, youre going to like this. Peter still lives with his parents. Hey how do you feel about that . Oh boy. Nope. There goes that. Look. I yes, i do. Im owning it. And i think what a lot of people have to realize is, i come from a cuban family, cuban culture, its a little different from the american culture. Uhhuh. [ laughter ] it is. Its not unusual for family to live together for a long time. Jimmy how long are you planning to stay . A couple more months. Jimmy oh, thats it, huh . Then youre going to move in with her . Going to live off of her, huh . Are you going to move her into your mama and daddy house . No, separate house, i promise you that. This vodka is strong. Wheres my drink . Jimmy lets go through. Christmas thanksgiving, a tradition now on the show. As i mentioned earlier, my wife really makes these picks, i have no sense. Im more an expert on dancing with the stars. Thats what im good at. My wife is very good at watching the show, the first time, sometimes she doesnt even watch the show, sometimes she just looks at a picture, she goes, this is going to be the one, this is number two, this is number three. I am going to well watch your reaction. Oh boy, poker face. Jimmy here we go. Do we need a drumroll . [ drumroll ] jimmy three picks and the winner as well. Hannah ann, you kissed her night one, she got the First Impression rose, a painting, you seem to have a thing for hannahs in general, she lives with her parents too. Hannah ann will be in the final three. Hm. Jimmy next, madison. First oneonone date, you brought her home for your parents, vow renewal which you called the ultimate date, she seemed to like your family. She did. Jimmy madison. All right. Jimmy and kelli. You met her a month before the show in the lobby of a hotel, you seemed very excited to see her, you lifted her up onto the bar and kissed her. She is an attorney, which means she could easily sue you if you do not select her. And lets see. Thats true. Jimmy we are going to say the final, the winner, if you can call it that, is going to be hannah ann [ cheers and applause ] all right, we will see. Are you reading anything right now . Am i giving anything away . I think its number two because he was smiling really big. Jimmy oh, yeah, but maybe he was doing that to try to throw us off in some way. So you he turned a little red though like he seen her naked or [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] jimmy can you answer that question . Have you seen any of these women naked . Im not going to go there. Look how red he turning, though my god. Thats what i love about white men. [ laughter ] same here jimmy well be watching you very closely. Well be watching you at all times. All right. Jimmy well be inspecting your every mood. Well be debating it and dissecting it and doing all those things that are totally unnatural for other human beings to do. Thank you for being here. Thank you for having me. Jimmy well see you at the end of your journey. Thats peter, everybody, the bachelor. The bachelor airs mondays at 8 00 p. M. On abc. Tiffany haddish. And well return with music from Pharrell Williams. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by the 2019 aclass. Mercedesbenz, the best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy well, thanks to Tiffany Haddish and the bachelor peter. Apologies to matt damon. We did run out of time for him, very sorry. Nightline is next, but first, here with the song letter to my godfather, Pharrell Williams [ cheers and applause ] we have to love him now ooh ooh ooh while he is still here for all that all that hes done before the moment disappears we can still hug him now after all these years cause when the darkness when the darkness comes hes our chandelier to bring the light to bring the light, yeah im sorry if this is a bore but i wasnt sitting in here before so i toast him tonight when your trajectory is off and couldnt find true north just lost clarence would say protect them at all costs then he would hang up the call but we, we can still hug him now after all these years cause when the darkness comes hes our chandelier hey to bring the light to bring the light, yeah hey im sorry if this is a bore but i wasnt sitting in here before so i toast him tonight oh oh clap your hands yeah hey, how are yall feeling tonight . Sing sing [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight. Crime and punishment. Pamela smart, convicted of conspiring with her teenage lover to kill her husband. She started yelling at me. She said if youre never going to do this, im going to go right now. Did you mastermind absolutely not. Now, our new jailhouse interview, fight for freedom. 30 years later, the trigger man is free. Why isnt she . Does her punishment fit the crime . What does redemption mean to you . And whats the one thing she could possibly do to get out . Nightline will be right back