Time and be tested every day. Players will be discouraged from licking their fingers and clearing their noses on the court. Were they encouraged to do that before this . Players will be required to shower in their hotel rooms instead of the locker room. Thats i mean, i dont think its even worth playing basketball if you cant cap it off by scrubbing up with the team loofa and also, no one will be allowed to touch the ball. So that sounds doable meanwhile, our basketballhead president is about to go back on the road, but first he is fending off another round of tellall books. Trump is said to be planning to file a lawsuit against his niece, mary trump, over a forthcoming memoir that reportedly does not paint uncle donny in a positive light. This is the book. Its called too much and never enough how my family created the worlds most dangerous man. Which is a lot longer than the original title, which was my uncle is a dick. Trump claims his nieces book would violate the terms of a nondisclosure agreement he had her sign in 2001. Imagine having an nda with your niece. Thats really all you need to know about someone. The other book he would very much like to keep from coming out is from a member of his inner circle, former National Security advisor, john bolton. We got a few mcnuggets today and among many unbelievable claims in the book, bolton writes that trump said journalists should be executed. That he didnt know britain was a nuclear power, that he asked if finland was part of russia, he begged the chinese to help him with the election, and has a penis that looks like a mushroom. Though i may have picked that u thing up from the Stormy Daniels book. Can you imagine the president asking if finland is part of russia . Hes the president of the United States thats like your mechanic asking if the muffler is part of the glove compartment. Meanwhile, remember when trump was pushing hydroxychloroquine as a coronavirus miracle drug . Well, the fda this week withdrew their support for it, and now the government is stuck with 66 million useless doses. So i guess we know what the trumps will be giving trick or treaters on halloween. For the next 30 years. Cases of the virus are on the rise in more than 20 states, but most everything is opening anyway. Restaurants are allowed to open here in l. A. , but because of the safety measures, many of them will be half empty. So some restaurants have been using mannequins to fill the empty seats. Which is very weird and raises another question. Where in the world do you buy a mannequin . Attention Restaurant Owners looking mannequins to place at your social distance buffer tables but dont want to pay an arm and a leg . Come and getem at big als gently exploded mannequins. Theres headless harry. Lefty, the bingbing twins. The sparkle sisters. Oneeyed willie, and jared kushner. Your customers will never know the difference. So dont be a dummy, get over a exploded mannequins, right behind the dairy queen. Curbside pickup available. Jimmy big al is the best. This is wonderful. In ventura, california, which is about 90 minutes up the 101, the city Council Voted to require that masks be worn inside and outside government offices, and the result of that vote was this. I protest face coverings i am a healthy american i used to be free. I am not a terrorist. I am not antifa. I am not a sex slave that wears masks. I am not into say dough masochism and bondage. Jimmy oh, thats too bad. You almost checked all the boxes off my list. So then what are you . I am a proud trump Republican Trump republican yearning to be free again jimmy shes yearning. Shes yearning to be free to go to margaritaville shame on all of you let liberty ring God Bless America land that i love jimmy wait, dont stop there. Go for it finish the song from the oceans to the prairies to the mountains white with foam jimmy mountains white with foam . The foam seems to be coming out of your mouth. Meanwhile, the president is holding a rally this weekend in tulsa, and folks like her are already lining up. Im here with mike boatman, and he is from evansville, indiana, and right now youre the fourth person in line, right . Yes, im the fourth. When did you get here . I got here 28 hours ago. Awesome. Why did you want to come out here to tulsa this weekend . I wanted to hear President Trump speak. What he does for our country, for every one of us is nothing for me to be out here six days early. Jimmy thank you for your sacrifice. The bait shops loss is americas gain. This country is an absolute mess, but change is happening. A number of Major Companies have begun to rethink the messages sent by some of their products. Pepsico announced today theyre changing the name and logo for aunt jemima, because they recognize that aunt jemimas origins are based on a racial stereotype. The new name will be mrs. Jemimas syrup that she has willingly volunteered to share. Uncle bens is also planning to make a change to their rice. Going forward, the original uncle ben will be replaced by uncle ben from spiderman. With great power comes great riceponsibility. Im sorry. Im sure the gang at fox news will have no problem with these changes whatsoever. I have a good idea for a new aunt jemima. If theyre looking for an aunt, my aunt chippy would be great. It could be the first pancake syrup that smokes cigarettes. My aunt chippy does not sugarcoat anything, even pancakes. She barely even brushes her teeth but she gives good advice, which is something many of our viewers need. So tonight, she is advising again with a new edition of dear aunt chippy. Hi, this is aunt chippy from quarantine, answering your questions. 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Jimmy would you be playing linda tripp, who i think youre going to put a photograph on the screen who you do not resemble in any way. Marsha clark, you really wiansformed into her, but this. Ill require more than just a perm. This is going to require a bt of things. Ill be wearing a lot of prosthetics and body transformational akrut rament. T jimmy did you meet with linda tripp before she passed away a couple months ago . She passed away pretty early uato the quarantine situation. Justdied, and i never met her. Eust like i never met marsha until we were basically finished canting it. It can get complicated. Jimmy interesting. Sh i didnt meet linda, i dont know if she would have been buing anything like that. But i got as many Text Messages as if id died, like she was my best friend, im so sorry to tar about linda, im really sorry to hear about it, too. D didnt know her. Adind been spending so much time reading all these books and working with a dialect coach. So i was immersed in this, it was a very wild thing and really my make me sad. Jimmy thats when you know youre good actor, when you get condolences for someone you havent even played yet. I was like, wow. Jimmy this character in onrs. America is not a real person, right . Is it an amalgamation . It i guess people call her the composite person. You have its not very exciting. Like the hollow, my character, ed t was exciting about it was i played the one character who starts in a particular place, not just geographically, but ends up not necessarily going erom the conservative side to the more liberal way of thinking but she has her eyes opened. She started out closed minded nnd ends up at the conference in ereton and does some drugs, and theres a kind of, a whole lot i shakin going on, if you know what im sayin. Ll jimmy not what you would typically associate with the equal rights amendment. No, but she went down the my bit hole. Jimmy have you done d youthing you set out to do . Did you make a list when the oiarantine began and say yeah, ffm going to knock this off and that off . At i did try to think about rving but honestly, its a very unnerving thing for me to not be working. I realize ive been very lucky to be working a lot these last few years, so i dont know what to do with myself. I ive had a new love affair with s. Cell phone and all my devices. Fididnt know you got notifications as to how much screen time youre logging. Jimmy oh, yes. The maximum i met during this time was 11 hours and 42 minutes immycreen time. Jimmy in one day . in one day. Jimmy what was most of it ome instagram . Im veryof it was that. Im very into the app marco itlo, where you can deposit a talk. Little note and not have to flk. Nge face time zooming thing is becoming a little like, and what are you going to say, im so busy . You cant get out of it. Jimmy there are no excuses that work. Basically, it was a lot of listening to the coronavirus tily briefing and watching some b the stuff on my phone, since thats been disbanded yesterday s. Time was three hours and 16 minutes. Jimmy dr. Fauci did a whole season of dancing with the stars, and nobody even noticed. Tiery night im making a you tion to charity. Tiu chose the loveland foundation, tell us about that. Ite not heard about that one. It was founded, it was erarted by rachel cargold, a inderful teacher and author and all in all incredible person, but she started this foundation asat provides Financial Assistance to black women and girls seeking therapy, nationally. Knowshes raised a lot, you know, they match a black woman with a black child or a black young woman to access care, Mental Health wise, and they pay my it. A jimmy excellent. Mo and they raise a lot of orney, and it is a wonderful organization. Jimmy it is loveland foundation. Org. Thank you, i hope you get out of the house soon. L rah paulson, everybody. 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So i came up with a safe way to socialize, which is, i drive to someones house and yell at them from my car. And with that said, its time to visit the roastmaster general, jeffrey ross. Jimmy wow. Hare krishna. Hows this move . Jimmy very patriotic. I like it. Great to see you, bud. Jimmy its great to see you, how you doin . Can i take my mask down . Is it all right . Jimmy it may frighten, but. Is that your dog . Yeah. Its my new dog. Come here, rona, meet everybody. Jimmy when you found her on the street, she came to you . My girlfriend found her in hawthorn. She was tied to a pole with some food left. And we we wentnd na dt know jim ni. Y but now that ive got to f know her, shes old and limps and smells like king kongs [ bleep ]. Jimmy it smells like youre a little late inn d yoga online. Ive been doing yoga with people on instagram, because you just cant, you have to stay grounded. People getting crazy during this whole thing. Youve got to find some inner peace. Jimmy does it give you inner peace . It does. Everythings changing. Even religion. We used to say if someone sneezed, jimmy, wed say god bless you. Now you say [ bleep ] get the hell away from me. Jimmy i like the yoga stand up. Its nice. You could make double as much money. Not as staying home. Jimmy what about the president . Do you think hes doing a good job with this whole deal . I am fighting the war against covid19 the same way our [ laughter ]ught the war home. Jimmy he wants you right out there. He wants you to get back out there, jeff, no more yoga. He wants you on the road. I get to stay home, chill, smoke a little, do some yoga. Jimmy are you careful when you go out though . Im very careful. You have to be. First of all, i very rarely go out. Im a germaphobe. The dogs a germaphobe. Dont go out at all. Wried. I work from home. I sit in front of the computer all day, talkingse l porky pig. A shirt and no pants. Jimmy well, i like your garage. Thank you. Jimmy yeah. 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A andrew cuomo on leading the hardesthit state, clashing with President Trump. If you had to give President Trump a grade on how hes handled this pandemic, what would you give him . Nightline starts right now, with byron pitts. Good evening. Thank you for joining us. Its been called chaz,