Musical guests the war on drugs, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 807, ontario steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, goodness thank you very much i love you looking good welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show this is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] this is it youre here, you made it thank you. Heres what everyone is talking about, you guys. Good news. It looks like the Government Shutdown is over. [ cheers and applause ] they shut it down, and they started it back up. [ laughter ] nice to know trumps plan for fixing the government is the same as fixing a windows computer. [ laughter and applause ] did you try unplugging it . Wait ten seconds. [ laughter ] even though the government is open again, Congress Still has to reach a longterm budget agreement. And one of the problems that democrats, republicans, and the white house all seem to want different things. Here, ill show what i mean. For example, democrats want the c. H. I. P. Program to be funded. Republicans want Mexican Border security. Trump wants chips and a bowl of salsa. [ laughter and applause ] you see . Steve wow. Jimmy they want different things. Steve different things. Jimmy democrats want to support lgbtq rights. Republicans want to support nra positions. Trump wants to support dq, bk and kfc. [ laughter and applause ] next, democrats want legal weed. Republicans want improved relations with russia. Trump wants everyone to smoke their legal weed and forget about the russia investigation. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and finally, democrats want to fight Climate Change and severe storms. Republicans want to support jeff sessions. Trump wants another session with stormy daniels. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] heyoh [ cheers ] woo wall. [ light laughter ] jimmy this is nice. Some members of congress donated their salaries to charity during the shutdown. A few members of the house even spoke up about the issue. Check out what they had to say. First, congressman billy long said, giving up our salaries was the least we could do. Im just glad the shutdown wasnt too well, my last name. [ laughter ] and andy bar said, if i lost any more money i would have spent every night at the well, my last name. [ laughter ] congressman ted bud was like, i was so stressed out, i sat back and smoked some well, my last name. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, congresswoman anna eshoo [ laughter ] said, the shutdown was unfortunate, but, oh, i think im going to sneeze ahha my last name [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] another big story here. Saturday was the Second Annual womens march. Thousands of women [ cheers and applause ] thousands of women held signs protesting the president. But trump was like, jokes on you. I cant read. [ laughter and applause ] lets get to some sports here. Last night the eagles moved on to the super bowl. [ cheers and applause ] wow, wow, wow, wow. The eagles moved on to the super bowl after beating the vikings 387. [ cheers ] last time someone got beat up that bad in philadelphia, he had to move in with his auntie and uncle in belair. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] also, the new England Patriots advance to the super bowl. [ cheers and applause ] [ booing ] jimmy but did you see this . It looked like one of the referees was actually celebrating with the patriots after the game. Did you see that . When asked if the game was rigged, the ref said [ in russian accent ] no, was completely normal game of american football. [ laughter and applause ] i dont know what hes doing. A lot of people were talking about this. Kim kardashian and kanye west named their newborn daughter chicago west. Sounds less like a baby and more like something that would air on thursdays at 10 00 p. M. On nbc. [ applause ] next on chicago west get back here [ laughter ] thats the referee. He got a spinoff show. Steve wow. [ light laughter ] jimmy this is going viral. You guys know the cantina song from star wars . [ cheers ] yeah. Well, a woman posted a video online where she does a cover of the song, only using a a pencil and paper while solving a math equation. Now listen to the pencil. Its pretty amazing. Watch this. Jimmy not bad, right . [ applause ] steve wow jimmy isnt that cool . Isnt that cool . That was awesome. Well, the video is actually inspiring lots of other people to make their own cantina covers. I wasnt so sure about this one, though. Take a look at this. Doot do doot do doo doot do bing bing bang bang boom boom doot do doot do doo doot do bong bong shut up Bing Bing Bing doot do doot do hello bing bing buhbuh buh buhbuh buh Bing Bing Bong dat we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] fly eagles fly on the road to victory fly eagles fly score a touchdown one two three one, two three hit em low hit em high and watch our eagles fly fly eagles fly on the road to victory Eagles Eagles [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my god. Someones excited that the eagles are in the super bowl. Thank you very much, roots. [ cheers ] you were there yesterday, right . Questlove we were there. Jimmy you were at the game. Questlove we were there. Jimmy was it exciting . Questlove it was amazing. Jimmy yeah, it was amazing. Did you play the halftime . Questlove we played the halftime, yeah. Jimmy thats fantastic. Congratulations, man. Oh, my god. Questlove thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to be there questlove were going to be there. Jimmy were going to be there. Well go to minneapolis. Well be at the super bowl. We have a big show that night. Guys, welcome to the tonight show. Its monday, were very happy to be back. We have an incredible week of shows coming up. Alex rodriguez will be here. Will ferrell will be here. [ cheers and applause ] icet and Chelsea Handler will all be stopping by. Plus well have performances from bebe rexha featuring florida georgia line. [ cheers and applause ] and also migos will be here. But first, we have a big show tonight. From the new amazon series phillip k. Dicks electric dreams, greg kinnear is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] funny dude. Also from the Netflix Series frontier, jason momoa is here. [ cheers and applause ] jacked. Steve jacked. Jimmy just hes a stud. Were going to talk to jason, then he and i are facing off in a water war. Steve ooh. [ cheers ] jimmy hes aqua man. Steve come on, you gotta. Jimmy we have to do it, yeah. Guys, and we have great music from the war on drugs. They are here tonight. Its gonna be really good. [ cheers and applause ] guys, i read something that really disturbed me recently. American steve whats that . Jimmy whats that . Steve what did you read . Jimmy really disturbed me. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy American Kids are ranked 30th in the world in terms of math skills. Steve oh. Jimmy yeah. Nobody seems to know how to turn this thing around. I think the problem is that todays kids just cant relate to Old Fashioned things, like numbers. Steve oh. [ light laughter ] jimmy so we have updated math to make the equations about stuff modern kids can relate, to in a segment called popular mathematics. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] popular Mathematics Education and equations Division Multiplication radius circumference pi five times five is twentyfive calculus and calculator math teacher is educator angle table charts and graphs its time for popular math popular mathematics mathematics [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] steve what is that about . cause the eagles won . Jimmy do we have to go to a a commercial now . Do we have time to do the bit . Oh, my gosh. That was not bad. They know thats my favorite jam, yeah. But do you understand this idea . Steve i do not. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, look. Ill give you an example. Heres our first equation. If you take the emmys minus plastic surgery, it equals the s. A. G. Awards. [ laughter and applause ] do you see what im doing . Steve no. Jimmy all right. Let me give you another example. If you take jeff sessions, plus one finger, it equals fingerlings. [ laughter and applause ] let me give you another steve i understand the words, but jimmy heres another example. Steve all right, one more. Jimmy going to work hung over times 1. 5 Million People equals philadelphia this morning. [ cheers and applause ] steve hey mathematics jimmy if you take a a blizzard steve blizzard jimmy plus daniel craig, plus daniel radcliffe, plus daniel day lewis, it equals stormy daniels. [ laughter ] [ applause ] do you understand . Steve i dont know jimmy let me give another one. If you take johnny depp steve johnny depp. Jimmy plus a couple months of squats. Steve yep. Jimmy it equals pirates booty. [ laughter and applause ] delicious. Steve the food . Jimmy and nutritious. Steve yeah. Jimmy if you take willem dafoe. Steve yes. Jimmy plus getting to know willem dafoe, it equals willem dafriend. [ laughter and applause ] i got you with that one, man steve how are you doing math . Jimmy you should have seen your face on that one, man. Classic. Steve yeah. Jimmy classic, man. Steve yeah, i like willem dafriend. Hes a friend of yours. Jimmy let me give you another one here. Steve please do. [ light laughter ] jimmy strangers. Steve strangers. Jimmy minus towels. Steve yes. Jimmy equals the locker room at my gym. [ laughter ] steve heyoh jimmy too much. Finally, if you take taco bell nachos supreme, plus a tennis court steve oh my god, this is wrong. Jimmy plus justice league, plus a baby ruth, plus fishing bait, plus tanqueray, plus an iceberg, it equals Supreme CourtJustice Ruth Bader ginsburg. [ applause ] ginsburg. Ginsburg. Steve ginsburg . Jimmy thats all the time we have for popular mathematics. [ cheers and applause ] well be back with greg kinnear, everybody stick around do you understand now . [ cheers and applause ] popular Mathematics Education and equations Division Multiplication radius circumference pi five times five is twentyfive calculus and calculator sometimes we imagine things far worse than they truly are. But we, er, take a deep breath and do our taxes with turbotax. Now a cpa can review your return with you, am i getting my maximum refund . I checked it, maam. Youre good to go. See, nothing to be afraid of at all. Hello . Intuit turbotax. Feel the power of thenew power. Smax. To fight back theraflus powerful new formula to defeat 7 cold and flu symptoms. Fast. So you can play on. Theraflu expressmax. 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Please welcome, greg kinnear [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is some love. That is some love for greg kinnear. Welcome back to the show. Jason momoa is coming up shortly. Did you challenge him to something . Jimmy yeah. He faxed hes going to crush you, man. Jimmy i know, and im frightened. Im scared. I know. That guys huge. Jimmy have you ever met anyone like him . The hand is up to my elbow. Jimmy ive met his kids, too. His son has a really strong stronger than my handshake. Yeah. Jimmy i was like, yeah. Just a beautiful specimen of a a human. [ laughter ] all right, take it easy. Jimmy all right, sorry. Speaking of that. Welcome back to the show. Thank you very much. Jimmy there you are. Good to be here. Jimmy i want to hear a a story, tell me if its true or not, involving you and rihanna. Uh yes. Jimmy you know what im talking oh, i know what youre talking about. [ light laughter ] well, you have you have kids, right . You have daughters. Jimmy absolutely. I have two little girls. Okay, i have three daughters. So i think my kids are a little older than yours. Theyre at that stage where if when dropping them off at school i could just keep the car moving. They would they would opt for that, right . Or a bag over my head, anything. Very, you know that kind of awkward stage where they dont want to be seen. Jimmy exactly. So i thought i i thought the coolest moment of alltime had happened recently when rihanna riri [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Wow. She actually jimmy yeah, wow. She called me up and wanted to use a song that i had recorded in a movie a few years ago. The Academy Award winning, stuck on you. Jimmy it won a record 35 oscars i dont remember the number, jimmy. [ laughter ] but at any rate, we had a song in there that i had actually recorded. It was based on billy stewarts summertime. It was a pretty cool rendition. But she had heard it. The only person thats ever heard it. And rihanna calls okay, you caught me in a lie. Her lawyer calls my lawyer. Jimmy that makes more sense. Now the story makes more sense, yeah. And says can and asked whether or not they could use a a piece of the song in a song she was doing. Jimmy a sample. Yeah, like is that what they a sample, a mishy mash or whatever the term. I dont know the term. I dont know, youre in the music business. I dont know. Jimmy a mishy mash. Yeah, thats right. So she wants to mishy mash it into something shes doing, and im like, well this is good. Because then the girls are going to know im doing a song with rihanna, and suddenly i dont know if im the loser dad any more. Jimmy this might be the coolest dad ever. Yeah, right. So i was really excited about it. And said, you know, how much is she willing to pay me. And my lawyer said nothing. And i said weve got a deal. [ laughter ] and jimmy sounded good. Sounded good. So at any rate, she ended up using it. And i you know, i dropped the kids off at school one day, and literally get the link of the song that she has recorded. And i dont know what my expectation was for the song. But, you know, rihanna, great musician. Some of the songs can be a a little racy. Jimmy sure. [ laughter ] what was the song . Well, the song is called cockiness. Thats all right. Jimmy so far we got away with it, yeah. [ light laughter ] so the first lyrics are suck my cockiness, lick my persuasion. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] this is this reminds my lower back tattoo, im getting next week. [ laughter ] persuasion. Yeah, thats good. Its gonna take cost an extra 50. I want you to be my jimmy i dont know. You get the idea, right . So its the song jimmy lick my cockiness its the song that never can be played for my kids is the bottom line. So im still the awkward dad. Odd man out unfortunately, but it is, and she did actually, theyre recording with it, so i got a little im a little mishy mash in there. Jimmy all right, so you have some a little street cred. But then, thats all you need. Yeah. Jimmy do you golf, still, because i do. Jimmy i heard that you golf. Yeah. You told me that you golf. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] why is that funny . I dont know. I was honestly like i surprised. [ laughter ] jimmy why . I dont know. Honestly, its not like im like, whoa i dont know what my expectation is for a golfer, but i just i just you surprised me. [ laughter ] im surprised to hear that. Jimmy what would you think i would do . What frisbee . [ laughter ] something involving a frisbee . Is that what you see me doing . No, i just it seemed like golf could be distracting for you. I would envision you, you know, like its like, you got a its like chess for four hours. You dont seem i dont know. You just dont seem like a a golfer to me. [ laughter ] youre probably a great golfer. Jimmy im taking this the right way. As a compliment. I know, but i just dont i dont know what i envisioned for a golfer. But i just when they told me that, i was surprised. Jimmy im fine. Im normal. I play by the rules. Youre a physical specimen. Its not about that. Its just that i didnt anticipate maybe because i just never heard it. Are you good . [ laughter ] jimmy no, im terrible. Okay, well, i am too jimmy youre terrible, as well . Im really not very good. Jimmy oh, i heard the opposite. Well, no, thats not true. Jimmy well, i heard that you got a hole in one. Well, thats true. [ laughter ] jimmy you got a hole in one . I did. Yeah, i got a hole in one. I got one one hole in one in my whole life. Jimmy i would just start crying. Yeah. Well, i did. I got a little choked up. Jimmy did you call everybody . Well, you know, after you had a hole in one, you do ask people a lot if theyve had a a hole in one. I didnt used to care. But now its like, you had a a hole in one. Have you ever had one . Jimmy no. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy that is the worst that is the absolute worst. Wow. Thats cool. Jimmy yeah, thats cool. I want to talk about this new electric dreams. Philip k. Dick, this guy a a scifi writer. I know a couple of his books. I mean there ive only gotten through the first chapter. Lets be honest. [ light laughter ] too busy golfing. [ laughter ] you golf . Jimmy you read . You dont look like a reader. [ laughter ] yes, i read. I know how to read. I read books i love books mama, dada. You know, those types of books. [ laughter ] but this is a this is based on a short stories. Yeah. He wrote really interesting stuff. My versions jimmy youre in episode seven. Its called the father thing . Yeah. Which basically is what happens if the person you love the most, in this case, its an 11yearold boy. What happens if your father, his father, is something that he doesnt believe him to jimmy are you an alien . Im an alien. Jimmy okay, good. Just say it. Just say it. [ laughter ] so youre basically an alien. Yeah. Jimmy spoiler alert. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy wow, so what would you do if youre a kid and you found your dad yeah, so hes 11yearsold and hes finding out this incredible thing and its kind of the machinations of the story. And the kid is fantastic and it was great fun to do. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Here is greg kinnear in episode seven of philip k. Dicks electric dreams. Take a look at this. Can you imagine what its like watching your world disappear . Wandering the universe and star winds with no chance to be with your other . No chance of progeny, no chance of a real tomorrow . It sucks. But im alive now. Im here, and it feels right. And soon, charlie, youre going to be ready. Youre going to have a chance to join us. To become a more perfect version of yourself. I will never be like you jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause ] hes not going to be like me. Jimmy greg kinnear, everybody check out philip k. 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I literally coined the phrase, we give you Coverage Options based on your budget. Thats me. Jamie yeah. Youre back from italy. [ both smooch ] ciao bella. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know our next guest from game of thrones and as aquaman in justice league. Now you can see him in the Second Season i know, woo you can see him in the Second Season of the drama frontier, which is currently available on netflix. [ cheers and applause ] everyone, please welcome jason momoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey welcome thank you. Jimmy please looking fantastic i mean yeah, i know. Im just so excited to be here. Jimmy right, yeah. Im going to geek out a a little bit. Jimmy you are . He knows im a big fan. Im a huge fan of the roots. Im a huge fan of you jimmy oh, my god. Im a huge fan. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Im a huge fan right back but its been a long time. Ive always wanted to come on here and this is my first time and im really happy to be here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im happy. Welcome i knew you were a big huge snl. Jimmy youre a giant saturday night live fan. Giant saturday night live fan. Jimmy really . Yeah and i almost like gave up acting just so i could come here and struggle and try to get on snl. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah, and then i got game of thrones so it kind of went out the door jimmy yeah, but game of thrones, come on. Come on, thats now you can go host snl. Yeah, exactly. Hopefully some day. Maybe, maybe. Jimmy is this true that after you did game of thrones i know, he just looks awesome in whatever he does. Yeah, its like [ cheers and applause ] i brought this for war. Im dressed for war. Jimmy youre dressed for war. Its going to go down later, man. Yeah. Im having a hard time its like looking in a mirror. [ laughter ] im just sorry. I heard that after game of thrones, you had a hard time auditioning. Yeah. Not a lot of people thought i spoke english. It was very challenging. [ laughter ] jimmy what . It was like, what do you do with drogo . I mean, youre not going to put him in a comedy. Youre not going to put him in a romantic, you know what i mean . Its really youre pigeonholed. Jimmy yeah. A little bit. Jimmy yeah. So no comedies for you. No, and actually the first person that really made me i guess i was bummed out a little bit was fred, your buddy. Armisen. Jimmy fred armisen . Fred armisen. I met him, and my stepdaughter, zoey, did portlandia. Jimmy oh, yeah. And he was so excited to meet me. I said, oh, my god hes amazing. And hes like, i didnt even know you spoke english. [ laughter ] and i was just it was heartbreaking jimmy fred says that i was like, thats why im not getting any jobs. [ laughter ] jimmy but then you got aquaman. And you crushed as aquaman. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy i want to see it in a a romantic comedy. That whole audition process is pretty crazy. Zach was a huge fan of game of thrones. A lot of people are huge fans of game of thrones. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. And zach was the one that, you know, i couldnt get a job. And zach called me in, and he was a huge fan, and he wanted to take aquaman who it was funny, because i had no idea what i was going to be playing. He just called me in, and i had to audition, it was for batman. And hes like obviously, ben was cast. And im like what am i coming in jimmy like theres going to be two batmans . Yeah, im like im just going to basically be the bad guy. Im going to fight batman and superman. Jimmy yeah, you dont know what villain youre going to be. Exactly, im going to play the villain. And hes like, wait, no. Aquaman. And i was like jimmy i cant swim. Im like jimmy i get it. Im like blonde, shaven jimmy yeah. Yeah and it was jimmy wow. Yeah. Jimmy i mean thats the way to do it right there. But now its like, yeah, thank you game of thrones. jimmy yeah, exactly, now youre crushing it. Now im aquaman. Jimmy well, i mean, i feel like [ cheers and applause ] and now im going to play water wars with jimmy. Jimmy yeah, i mean i know, im a little scared. Yeah, i know. [ laughter ] dont dont make that face. Im excited to do it. I think its going to be fun. I think you know what it is, i watch i follow you on instagram and i see you posting and theyre funny they make me laugh. The one im talking about is the rock climbing one. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy youre afraid of youre afraid of heights, right . Yes, yeah, im afraid of heights, but i love doing it. Jimmy me too. Im afraid of heights as well. So i would but i would do this type of rock climbing. I want to show a clip of jason rock climbing, check this out. Ah jimmy yep, look at that. Ah yeah. Yeah, boy. Jimmy thats amazing. Then, do you realize hes four feet off the ground. [ laughter and applause ] that was the best. It was the greatest. That was it was the best thing. I loved it, dude. I loved thats how you do it right there, man. Thats how you do it right there. You have to do did you have to do did you have to do stunts in frontier . Do you do all your own stunts . Or no, you got to no, not anymore. Im old. Im getting old, jimmy. Jimmy oh, please. Im getting old. Jimmy no, youre not. I you know what . Ive done a great deal of all of my stunts and unless its a a train wreck, id like to do them. But after aquaman im like, whew. Ive met some really great stunt guys and right now theyre jimmy its what they do. Its just hard meeting a big guy that can move very well. And so i found some really great ive found some really great guys, jimmy and theyre taking care of me. [ laughter ] and my mom and my mom and my wife love them because im going to live a longer life because of them. Jimmy see . Exactly, thats what im talking about. Yeah. Congrats on frontier. Season two is on right now. Can you explain to people what it is if they havent seen it . Yeah, its around 18th, 19th centuries. Its all about the fur trade and whats happening up in canada with hbc. So its the Hudson Bay TradingCompany Versus my groups theyre called the black wolf company and its kind of made up of the french and the metis and the cree and basically everyone thats not british, right . Jimmy yeah. Against them. And my character is half irish and half cree and, you know, his family was taken away from him and murdered by the man who kind of raised him who is with hbc. Now its me avenging my family. Theres many other stories to that, but its based around the fur trade in the 18th century. Jimmy its a good its a a great show. We have a clip. Heres jason momoa in the Second Season of the Netflix Series, frontier. Take a look at this. The word is its avenging your wifes death that toppled your rational thinking. My family was brutally murdered by a man that i once saw as a father. I will avenge them. But its not just about them. Its about all the families hbc. Give me the opportunity to show you more. You wont regret it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy when we come back, jason and i will go headtohead in a water war stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] major fajita improvements chicken and steak for just 10. 99 48 more meat, 10. 99 please sing it with us its 10. 99 chilis is back baby back baby back mmhmm oh baby chilis is back baby back baby back its time for some Straight Talk. Sign the contract and get a free smartphone. Oh, our lawyer does that every time i say free. Those free phones from the big carriers actually lock you into a pricey longterm contract. Tricky, guys. Tricky. With Straight Talk wireless, you can own an amazing new iphone 8 for just under 35 a month. No contract. Cancel anytime, no penalties. Why havent i switched . Get highspeed data that never runs out with the iphone 8 on americas best networks. Find out more at straighttalk. Com. On americas best networks. New aveeno® positively radiant its timbody lotion. Glow on with the moisturerich power of soy. It transforms dull, dry skin to leave you glowing. New positively radiant® body collection from aveeno®. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody were hanging out with jason momoa right here [ cheers and applause ] season two of his netflix show frontier is streaming now. Please. Jason, since you play aquaman, i wanted to challenge you to a a water war. Well play the card game war, but if you lose the hand, you get a pint of water in the , faokceay . We have five glasses of water. The first one to throw all five glasses on their opponent wins and gets to water cannon the loser. [ cheers and applause ] lots of ways to get wet, but only one way to win. [ laughter ] you love it. Jimmy i know, i know. Theres only one way to win jimmy all right. Are you ready for this . Im ready. Jimmy do you trust the cards . Do you want to shuffle . Are you all good . Do you trust me . I trust you. [ laughter ] jimmy one, two hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Lets just do it. Ready . Jimmy one, two, three, flip. Ah jimmy i won. [ laughter ] now im not sure if i wanted to win. Do you want to win . [ cheers and applause ] what was that, jimmy . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, all right. Roots, im going to run out of here if things get nasty. One, two, two, play. Oh. [ laughter ] jimmy dude, its great having you on the show. [ laughter ] i love frontier, its fantastic. I like the beginning i also like the end is great. [ laughter ] [ applause ] one, two, three, flip. Oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] i think this is like aquaman loves water . Jimmy i dont know whats going on. Its not rigged. Im so sorry. Its good to see you. It better not be rigged, jimmy. Jimmy i swear. I swear, its not. If it was, i had nothing to do with this. There is a writer running around the hall throw it in my face jimmy all right, yeah, yes, sir now jimmy yes, sir. Again jimmy yes, okay [ cheers and applause ] one, two, three, flip. [ cheers and applause ] okay. Im good with it. Im good with it. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. [ applause ] come on i dont want to get your suit wet. Jimmy yeah. Well, okay. Just a little sticky down there. Okay. [ laughter ] one, two, three. Oh, yeah. That was like i mean, that was like jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead, go ahead. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy here we go oh, i would have won that one. Jimmy no trust me, i know what it feels like. Yeah. Yeah, no, trust me. There it is. Jimmy for the win one, two, three, come on. Oh. [ applause ] there we go. Jimmy is there more water in your glass . [ laughter ] i got basically splashed in the face with water just there. Its a talent. Jimmy oh, man. Oh [ bleep ]. Last one, man. [ cheers ] jimmy one, two, three flip what [ cheers and applause ] whoa jimmy boom [ cheers and applause ] whewhoo [ laughter ] [ screaming ] that went up that one went up my nose. That one went up my nose right there. All right. Here we go. All right. Jimmy one, two, three. I hate you yes [ cheers and applause ] boom bam there we are, baby here we are. Here we are. Jimmy here we are. This is for the win. This is amazing. Jimmy i love you, buddy. I love you too. Lets do this. Jimmy one, two, three oh no, you know what that means . Its amazing jimmy that means we got your pitcher. We got a pitcher down there. Now, pick three, and when we flip over that, that is the alltime winner. Pitcher, glass, water cannon. One, two, three, right . Jimmy the fourth card. Ready . Jimmy one card, two card, three, and then three. Jimmy flip this one. Oh, jimmy. Jimmy this is war, baby no matter what happens, i love you. Jimmy i love you too, man. Bam oh, my god jimmy double [ bleep ] war has there ever been a double war . Jimmy theres never been a a double war theres never been a double war jimmy you cant do that. Yes all right, now what happens . Jimmy we have to do it again. 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Performing pain off their grammynominated album, a deeper understanding, give it up for the war on drugs [ cheers and applause ] go to bed now i can tell pain is on the way out look away and dominos falls away i know its hard lookin in knowin that tomorrow youll be back again hang your head and let me in ive been waiting so long i was staring into the light when i saw you in the distance and knew that youd be mine now im moving back in time just standing still i met a man with a broken back he had a fear in his eyes that i could understand i cant even shake the hand without breaking it ive been pulling on a wire but it just wont break ive been turnin up the dial but i hear no sound i resist what i cannot change i wanna find what cant be found ive been pulling on a wire but it just wont break i keep turnin up the dial but i hear no sound i resist what i cannot change oh yeah ooh i wanna find what cant be found [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the war on drugs a deeper understanding is out now. Well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to greg kinnear, jason momoa, the war on drugs, and the roots right there from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight john lithgow, star of mom and dad, actress selma blair, cocreator of drunk history, actor and comedian derek waters, featuring the 8g band with brann dailor. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. 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