[ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Hello, everybody hey. [ cheers and applause welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome what a show we have tonight. Madonna is in the house, tonight. [ cheers and applause welcome. Have a seat. Relax. Guys, tomorrow is the official start of summer. [ cheers and applause excited. Im excited. Im very excited, but my legs are still so pale. Steve really [ laughter ] jimmy they are so white, i mean, ive nicknamed them utah and npr. I mean [ laughter ] my legs are so white they could have their own show on fox news steve really jimmy yeah, absolutely [ laughter ] lets get to lets get to some news here the big story now is iran. Yeah, apparently this morning iran shot down a u. S. Drone. When they told the president he was like, oh, my god. They got mike pence . They go, no, no [ laughter ] that drone that drone is fine that drone is fine no. Thats right iran shot down an unmanned drone. They said they wanted to send america a clear message. But trump was like, everyone knows if you want to send the u. S. A message, you do it on twitter [ laughter ] everyone knows that. Big ratings. Wall. [ applause ] its getting serious though. An iranian general named hossein salami said, theyre ready for war. [ light laughter ] trumps already got troops in turkey ready for action, but putins warning the white house against the conflict so if youre keeping track, weve got salami and turkey on white, hold the russian. [ laughter and applause youre welcome, america. [ applause ] well, in the oval office today, trump talked about what happened, and he had a very interesting theory about who was responsible. Check it out i find it hard to believe it was intentional, if you want to know the truth i think that it could have been somebody who was loose and stupid [ laughter ] jimmy then he was like, the only way to fight loose and stupid is with tight and genius. [ laughter ] when they heard trump say loose and stupid, eric and don junior kramered into the oval office and said, you asked for us dad . [ laughter ] giddy up [ cheers and applause loose and stupid duh, yeah. [ applause ] later, reporters asked trump if the u. S. Is gonna strike back at iran, and trump said, youll soon find out. Ooh. Thats reassuring. The president is treating war with iran like a cliffhanger on the bachelorette. [ laughter ] its like, were gonna find out when we come back. I saw last night, trump called into Sean Hannity Show on fox news, and at the end of the show, after the president had talked for 45 minutes, hannity had a little trouble getting him off the phone. Watch this i want to get along with china, and i think we will im meeting actually both of them next week in japan and let me, mr. President i think its important that the United States gets along you know, the United States was paying for nato. Mr. President you had a lot of countries that were delinquent i think were gonna have a mr. President i hope were gonna have a a good relationship, but were a very i want to strong country again. [ laughter ] jimmy mr. President. Sorry, sir the show is going through a tunnel were losing you [ laughter ] it continued till 3 00 in the morning. I was up late that steve really jimmy watch what i saw last night. Whats happened to the democrats, and in the meantime [ laughter ] jimmy hes still talking he cant stop talking. Steve wow. [ applause ] jimmy he wouldnt stop [ applause ] speaking of the president , i saw that hes on the cover of the newest issue of Time Magazine here it is it says, my whole life is a a bet. Better than the other headline they considered, heres me, and everyone who still works at the white house. Steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy and finally, this is very interesting a Police Department in california just unveiled the new addition to its force. Take a look. The city of Huntington Park deploying its very own robotic officer to monitor public outdoor areas like parks [ light laughter ] jimmy actually actually it talks too, the robot can say freeze, and please stop throwing trash in me. [ laughter and applause its a its a trashcan. We have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause jimmy everybody, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Steve oh [ cheers and applause Hashtag Hashtag jimmy we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys to respond to that topic its Summer Wedding season so i sent out a hashtag called, wedding fail i asked you guys to send us funny or embarrassing things that happened at a wedding that you were at. And it was one of the most popular hashtags ever. Steve really jimmy it was a top trending topic in the u. S steve oh jimmy it was [ applause ] a twitter moment one tweet one tweet even got 100,000 likes. Steve wow. Jimmy yeah so thank you for playing along it was pretty cool [ cheers and applause now i thought id share some of my favorite wedding fails from you guys this first one is from jwiederspan steve yeah jimmy she says, went to a a wedding reception a couple of years ago, and the dj played only karaoke versions of songs he sang the vocals for every song. [ audience aws ] steve oh, oh jimmy wow. That is awful. Steve oh my god. Jimmy that is a nightmare. This songs a little bit out of my range, but im gonna try it anyway all by myself steve father and daughter dance. [ laughter ] i remember one time at a a wedding, my friend rob and denise family friends, we went to this wedding my moms always will get in trouble dude, wherever we went she was just a magnet for making trouble, and she kind of had like bad bad knees or something. So she kind of like walked like a little kind of like ozzy osbourne. [ laughter ] and so we went to this wedding, and what theyre about to were at the reception theyre about to announce the wedding party. You know, and then the bride and groom and mom goes, i got to go to the bathroom. [ light laughter ] i go, dont do it now why would you do it now . Wait till they introduce everybody. Just hold it for 10 minutes, and then go. She goes, i got to go now. [ light laughter ] i go, all right just do it quick before cause they havent introduced she goes, okay. Shes walking to the bathroom. [ light laughter ] yeah and im like, oh man theres no way shes going to make it. You know so, shes in there and my me and my dad are waiting for her to come out and like and all of the sudden, they start putting smoke machines [ light laughter ] so this is a nightmare for my mother shes this is like, shes gonna come out of the bathroom like, what happened . Like this. [ laughter ] so, smoke machine, laser beams, like, all right everybody. Put your hands together. Were gonna get this party started. Give it up for the bridesmaid you know, give it up for the best man, and then they go, here they are the husband and wife, robert and denise daniel. And my mom comes walking through the fog. [ laughter ] what im like, gloria. Mom. Get over here. What are [ applause ] unbelievable person. Steve the toilet broke [ laughter ] jimmy she had no idea where she was, and what is happening laser beams. All right, this one is from yourbizsucks. Steve ooh, wow jimmy wow. He says, i was best man at my friends second wedding. I started my speech with, welcome back, everyone. steve oh [ laughter and applause yes. Jimmy he was not happy steve oh, oh jimmy i think thats funny steve round two. Threes the charm. Jimmy this one is from patrickneville. He says, i thought i was making a calm composed face at my as my wife came down the aisle. I found out this was the face i made. Look at this photo [ laughter and applause steve oh my oh my god jimmy hes like steve wow. Jimmy this ones from sdsmith987. She says, my motherinlaw brought platters of food to my catered wedding reception so their side of the family would have something to eat that they like. [ audience oohs steve oh jimmy wow. Strong move on the motherinlaw. Steve wow. That they like jimmy strong move. Yeah th is something we like. Steve we like. We like to eat food we like. I mean, you can eat your garbage food jimmy this one is from lifealertme he says, i danced so hard i ripped my pants. Look at the photo. Steve wow. Jimmy wow. [ audience oohs [ applause ] steve wow. I hope that i hope thats [ laughter ] that was underwear we saw. Jimmy oh yeah. [ laughter ] this ones from beerstat. He says, i went to a wedding at a farm. The ceremony was completely drowned out by the sound of a cow giving birthn a nearby shed. [ laughter ] well, the beauty of nature steve oh jimmy oh [ laughter ] steve do you take [ mooing ] jimmy oh steve push, bessie push [ laughter ] jimmy push, bessie oh, my god [ mooing ] [ laughter ] jimmy thanks goodness we took her we did those steve yeah jimmy this ones from acampisi. She says, all three of the grandmothers unexpectedly showed up to the wedding in the exact same dress. Look at this steve oh [ audience oohs [ applause ] jimmy i love the claps in this steve yeah [ clapping ] jimmy in the exact same dress. [ laughter ] thats pretty classic. This one is called i am ish ish one. She says, i went to a beach wedding in florida a seagull flew by, and dropped a fish head on the mother of the bride. [ audience oohs steve oh oh jimmy nothing like, a fish head steve a fish head. Jimmy oh my gosh steve oh god jimmy this one is classic. This ones from amypennza she says, my motherinlaw wore a Wedding Dress to my wedding. So, yeah. Top that one, twitter. Look at this she wore a Wedding Dress steve oh [ laughter and applause jimmy come on. Steve come on. Jimmy come on. Steve you cant do that. Jimmy come on, that is unbelievable there you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags [ cheers and applause to check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow. Com hashtag. Stick around well be right back with madonna. [ cheers and applause this is the ocean. Just listen. vo theres so much we want to show her. We needed a car that would last long enough to see it all. avo subaru outback. Ninety eight percent are still on the road after 10 years. Come on mom, lets go so recently my sons band was signed by a record label. While were on the road, i can keep my parents in the loop with the whole facetime thing. I created a rockstar. vo the network more people rely on, gives you more. Like great deals on the best devices. Thats verizon. Come on. Come on. 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The roots are going to play us a beat, and madonna and i will take turns showing off our best dance moves. Madonna, since youre madonna [ laughter ] why dont you go first all right jimmy you ready for this yeah. Jimmy yeah, cool all right. Dim the lights roots. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness oh my. Come on. [ cheers and applause why am i even thank you jimmy why am i even trying you know what, youve got to always aim jimmy look at me my suit doesnt even light up. This is embarrassing come on. Is that true . Jimmy yeah is mine going to light up, or what do i do all right, here we go. I cant see this all right, here we go. All right. Dim the lights whenever youre ready. I want to try something. Good luck [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause yes dont hurt yourself. Did you hurt yourself . Jimmy i think i pulled something. His grandpa moves you like his grandpa moves jimmy i pulled something, all right. Yeah. Jimmy madonna, you are up again. Here we go [ cheers and applause questlove one, two, three. [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause jimmy come on thats not fair. All right. I got to top i got to top i got to top here we go oh, oh, ooh. All right. Wait what do i do okay im going to jimmy i know i think i know okay, ready, okay. Ready. Here we go ready, all right roots. Questlove one, two, three, four [ cheers and applause that was not bad. Jimmy i did pull something there. Yeah, that was a game changer. Jimmy that was a game changer, really. All right, this last one here. Lets do this. Maybe, should we maybe do it together [ cheers and applause no, oh no. Oh, should i do jimmy yeah, lets do it. Yeah . Jimmy lets do it together yeah okay. Jimmy ill follow your lead okay. Jimmy i mean, im honored. Lets do this last one together here we go okay i hope you stretched out your hamstring [ light laughter ] come over here it requires looseness. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest is a shes a legend [ cheers and applause she has won multiple grammys has sold hundreds of millions of albums. She just released her 14th studio album called madame x. Please help me welcome the one, the only, madonna. [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Welcome. We love you. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you jimmy thank you for coming back im overdressed jimmy you look gorgeous. No, you come on i had to recover from what you just made me do. Jimmy dude, you crushed me at the dance battle. I did im sorry. [ laughter ] jimmy im still i wish we had more time though i think we were starting to get into a flow. Jimmy we almost did the i was going to do an elliptical dance. Yeah. Jimmy which is an idea i had where i lay on the floor, and i lift my legs up, and then you and i sit on your hands [ laughter ] hes very strong, by the way actually we practiced it, and then it never made the cut jimmy yeah, i think it was too much for tv. [ laughter ] i disagree. Jimmy it was too [ light laughter ] it was too hot nothings too hot jimmy too hot for tv, man. I mean we could try there are so many ways to burn calories. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] are you mad at me questlove no oh. Cause when we were dancing earlier, you looked like you were mad at me questlove i was serious. Okay, i thought i was thinking maybe you didnt like my dance moves or something. Jimmy no, really yeah. Madame x is very sensitive jimmy no [ laughter ] questlove i just a lot of people think the roots are judging them sometimes. Yeah, you seem grumpy i thought maybe [ laughter ] jimmy i mean its possible. I mean, its possible that he had a bad day, but i think he was happy. [ laughter ] youre in a good mood, right questlove yeah well talk about it later, okay questlove greatest day ever jimmy yeah, he had the greatest okay. Did you like my dancing. Questlove yeah, i loved your dancing do you think its better than his [ laughter ] okay, never mind actually hes your physical comedy is unparalleled jimmy thats what you call my dancing, physical comedy . Yes, yes. [ laughter ] jimmy unbelievable wow. But a good comedian has to be able to dance jimmy yeah, thank you. I appreciate that. And you you know i do need a new hairstylist but thats another story [ audience oohs okay its not gonna be a roast jimmy. Jimmy this is i just go this off of amazon were here to talk about jimmy it looks real. [ laughter ] and it stays on for the weekend. Oh, no, i love the rockabilly thing jimmy thank you, i appreciate it. Yeah, it is like going with your macho butch facial hair. Jimmy see, i do this for edge, you know yeah. Thats what madame x is all about. Jimmy yeah by the way, lets talk about madame x for one second, please congrats on this record. This is your 14th studio album number one in 60 countries are you joking [ cheers and applause 60 number ones in 60 countries it never no. Its im shocked and grateful and it never gets old its like the first time every time jimmy is really is, right . Yeah. Jimmy but, i mean, its not like like, youre madonna its bigger than just america. Its international youre global. Youre i mean, this is the number one album in space. [ laughter ] right now on mars, its the number one album on mars oh. Jimmy i love it. Heres what i like about you because every time i have you on, i i dont know what im going to get jimmy get, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, exactly right. I really dont and im an enigma jimmy you are, but i love your brain i love the way it works. I think youre smarter than the average bear i think [ laughter ] you always i dont know even what to guess what youre going to do. You dont even know what to say. Shall i speak for you . Jimmy yes, please. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy no, but i was going to say, theres different genres of music in here. Theres trap music theres a latin vibe theres pop and theres reggae theres a song called future on this that is dancehall, yeah jimmy dancehall . Yeah. Jimmy see, i dont know. I mean, thats reggae theres reggae influence reggae vibes yeah jimmy its called future. Right with quavo from migos is on this listen to this jam not everyone is comin to the futur not everyone is coming from the past not everyone is comin to the future jimmy i love that jam. Come on, thats a good jam [ cheers and applause thats a good jam thats my favorite not everyone is comin to the future quavo does the best ad libs ever in his life and he says the word sparkle twice. And its just so fabulous. Jimmy really does he rhymes sparkle with sparkle . No, he just says sparkle. And hes such a macho guy, so its hilarious to me that that was one of his ad libs jimmy speaking of macho guys i know. [ laughter ] throw in a sparkle every once in a while jimmy yeah, sparkle. Say feminine words, and that will prove that youre comfortable with your sexuality. Jimmy thank you. Okay. Jimmy yeah it seems that you are anyway look at that [ laughter ] powder blue tie youre wearing jimmy what is going on nothing [ laughter ] jimmy its like a summer tie. I like that we match. Summer ti and the living is easy multitalented jimmy thank you very much. Yeah. [ laughter ] fish are jumpin and the cotton is high [ cheers ] and heres the big line your daddys rich and your mommas good looking pretend im your momma. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Or something, but wait. I think i think we just decided that were going to get married. Jimmy yeah thats the whole point of the veil im gonna end things with maluma jimmy i was going to say arent you married to maluma right now . I am, but we agreed to have an open relationship, and i think you can do the same. Jimmy i gotta talk to my wife, and well figure this out. [ laughter ] im easy. Jimmy i love that you would even wear the veil consider you. Jimmy consider me, exactly or even talk to me the more marriages have, the shorter my veil gets jimmy you know [ laughter ] its weird. Its less to reveal. Jimmy do you remember when i introduced you to barack obama do you remember that oh my god that is probably the most nervous ive ever been in my life i had butterflies in my stomach. I was completely and utterly starstruck i was gagging. Jimmy you were so adorable heres what happened i go to hes so hot [ laughter ] sorry. Jimmy i have i have president barack obama on the show, and madonna, and i asked you you come on. And i was like to the president , president obama, i go, have you ever met madonna . He goes, nope. [ laughter ] he probably doesnt even know jimmy never met madonna. He was like, nope. He probably doesnt even know me. Jimmy never did. Nope. [ laughter ] i go, want to go meet her right now . He goes, sure. [ laughter ] all right. So i go god jimmy and so i let you know, i go, madonna, im going to introduce im gonna bring the president in and youre like, okay. And you just go like madonnay [ light laughter ] and like looking gorgeous, and you were like, just awesome. Youre like, so kind of, like, flirty and stuff like that and he wasnt he was so president ial and wanted nothing. Hes like, hello. How are you . Nice to see you. Hello, yep, nice to see you. Pleasure. [ laughter ] and then you go, ill never forget this. You said to him, you go, youre the only reason im doing this show. [ laughter ] i go, i can hear you. I can hear you. Yes [ foghorn [ laughter and applause jimmy i was right there i was introducing im sorry, but the truth hurts. But now we dont have any we have no distractions, and there are no illusions i am only here to see you. Jimmy see, wow, thank you so much. Ive grown i feel thank you so much. Our relationship has grown yeah, your hair has grown jimmy it really has. [ laughter ] and ill grow this out ill figure this out i want to talk about a couple of things. Another curveball that you threw this year is youre announcing your tour mmhmm. Jimmy and i go, great, what are you going to do this i know youre going to do something different. Different jimmy and again you zigged when i thought you were gonna zag. You zagged when i thought you were gonna zig youre doing these intimate shows. Mmhmm. Jimmy youre doing bam. For 17 nights in brooklyn. I know. Am i crazy jimmy yes. Are you guys going to come . [ cheers and applause jimmy its already sold out. Its already sold out. We cant even get tickets to it you cant even buy tickets right now, if you want but why did you decide thats like you do stadiums because i want to yeah, but i did that already i want to do something different. Jimmy i didnt think you were going to do that. I love that youre doing this. But why not but, everything you have to keep changing. Thats what life is all about. Jimmy but where are you going to go . I mean, youre gonna do that in brooklyn im gonna only play small theaters, and im gonna stay in one city for long periods of time and im going to get to know people im gonna look into their eyes jimmy wow. Im going to sit on peoples laps, im gonna i might even tell a few jokes jimmy i want to because i think the audience is a little jealous that i got to dance with you and i thought it could be fun if maybe, because at the end of your song with maluma, you go cha, cha, cha. And i thought i probably say a lot during the song, not just at the end, but okay jimmy well, you do, but the end, it ends with your last words are cha, cha, cha. Thats right. Jimmy and i was thinking maybe we could do a chacha or give me a lesson on how to do the chacha. I would love to jimmy with the audience. You guys want to dance with [ cheers and applause okay, but, wait have you done your stretching . Jimmy i have not done my stretching but theres two levels to the chacha. So, are you guys going to do it too . Jimmy yeah [ cheers ] well, you got to stand up [ light laughter ] jimmy all right. Well do it over here. Well face this way. Okay. Jimmy and then the audience will be behind the screen. Okay, but can i show them before i turn around, and give them my back jimmy yes, of course, yes. Okay, so this part, you put your hands on your hips. If youre wearing a dress, lift it up, okay . [ light laughter ] jimmy this is the chacha. Put your feet together. [ laughter ] so you go one, two, cha, cha, cha. One, two, cha, cha, cha. One, two, cha, cha, cha. And one, two, cha, cha, cha. Thats right, okay jimmy all right, thats good got that . Jimmy you guys got that . [ cheers and applause can we do it lets try it, lets try it ready . So, you got to do the butterfly first. Jimmy butterfly first and then yeah, right, left, right, left, stand up, and then, okay you got that jimmy i love this. Come on, were gonna dance with madonna are you guys ready [ cheers and applause okay. Two, three, four one, two, go to the left now, right, and left, and put your knees together now. One, two, cha, cha, cha. And stand up one, two, cha, cha, cha. Jimmy we just chachad with madonna how about that [ cheers and applause Jimmy Madonna pick up madonnas deluxe version of madame x with two extra tracks at target now madonna up next, guy raz stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause geico makes it easy to get help when you need it. With licensed agents available 24 7. Its not just easy. Its havingawalrusingoal easy roooaaaar its a walrus ridiculous yes nice save, big guy good job duncan way to go [chanting] its not just easy. Its geico easy. Oh, duncan. Stay up. No sleepies. Its geico easy. Got their start in 1957 right here in the ballpark. 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Thank you for asking, because you deserve an emmy. Jimmy no, no thank you, no. No, but i [ cheers and applause no, i meant no, but you no jimmy no, you did such a a great youre one of my favorite interviewers on the planet i love all of your shows wow in the world, i love how i built this obviously, and the new one, this is going to freak people out. Wisdom from the top. I just want to get into all of it now so lets talk about how i built this. Do you guys know this podcast . If you dont [ applause ] its one of the best podcasts out there right now. And basically what you do is, you talk to entrepreneurs and ceos and people that started these companies, and what you would think, in my head, i go, this might be like a boring interview. I dont know do i care about how they made stacys chips . Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy it is i do. It turns out i really do [ laughter ] and i love her i go, what a story. Right yeah jimmy what do you learn from interviewing and getting these stories . Oh, man, i mean, you know, lately weve been hearing a lot about pivots on the show like, so stacy is a great example, right jimmy a pivot . A pivot, right . So, stacy stacy madison, who created stacys pita chips, i mean, that Company Began as a sandwich cart, right jimmy a food truck right she had a sandwich cart in boston making rolled up pita sandwiches jimmy yeah and every day they had like extra pitas, and you know, she didnt want to throw them away so they would cut them up, and bake them up, and sprinkle them with parmesan, and hand them out to people, you know, waiting in line for the jimmy sandwiches the sandwiches. And eventually the people were like, hey, can we buy these pita chips . And, like, six months into this, she and her partner, mark andrus, were like, wait a minute, well, maybe were, like, in the wrong business. Like, maybe we should do pita chips. And they completely pivot from pita sandwiches to pita chips. Within ten years they sell this company to pepsi for 250 million [ audience ohs ] jimmy its fascinating stories. Jimmy do you now know if an idea will work or not after hearing all these ideas . Youre like, oh, yeah. No. You know so, have you ever heard of Edible Arrangements jimmy yeah, of course. Right so, you know, the bouquet of fruits, right . Jimmy yeah so we had the founder, tariq farid, on the show and i thought i said, you know, tariq, if you asked me 25 years ago, hey. If you said, hey, i have this great idea, im going to take cantaloupe and melon and pineapple and strawberries and im going to carve it into flower shapes, put it on sticks arrange it in a bouquet and deliver it to peoples houses. Like, what i would have said, thats the dumbest idea ive ever heard. [ laughter ] jimmy im out yeah, im out. No, thanks. Thats just the stupidest idea. Jimmy yeah, i dont want to do that at all. Nobodys going to invest in that. Well, that company is worth half a billion dollars today, right . Jimmy wow i mean, and the thing is, you get all these crazy ideas all the time i mean, just crazy you know, in fact i was watching this show a couple of days ago. And cause youre an entrepreneurial guy, and you had, like, puzzles and youve got the flashcards, and the kids book jimmy yeah, yeah and youve got the emojis, and hands high high hands jimmy yeah, hands high, yeah i came up with this sweatshirt that because what do you do when your team is winning . You put your hands high jimmy so i said why not put logos in the armpits logos under the armpits [ laughter ] youve got jimmy right, right so hands high is hi. Jimmy yeah yeah. Jimmy just, why not . [ cheers and applause and bring back the wave. Yeah. Jimmy the wave should exist. Yeah. So youve got, like, this entrepreneurial itch jimmy can i pitch you some dumb ideas you want to pitch me . Jimmy yeah, id love to. [ light laughter ] yeah, i really want to hear if you i have a great ready for my new idea okay. Jimmy all right. Its called its called veyetamins okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy but eye. Theyre eye drops. Eye drop vitamins. Eye drop vitamins jimmy veyetamins for your eye drops. Jimmy so people that dont like taking pills. Yeah. Jimmy or swallowing and you want vitamin c, drop, drop yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy veyetamins [ applause ] no yeah yeah. Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, how about this this ones a slam dunk okay. Jimmy all right, kraft singles. Right . Right, yeah jimmy make them into circles. [ laughter ] for hamburgers why is there a square on my burger make them circles. For hamburgers. Jimmy yeah, for just hamburgers cause the bread is square. You dont want, like, a circle on the bread jimmy yeah, bread is square youd lose the you wouldnt have the cheese on the corners of the bread jimmy all right, thats not the best idea. Okay, wait, wait, wait [ laughter ] oh, i have a slam dunk idea. Okay. Jimmy are you ready . This is for eggo waffles okay. Jimmy so we can do eggo, if youre watching, ill give it to charity. Well do it. Okay. Jimmy emoji waffle heres what it is. Yeah. Jimmy heres what you do its like an egg wash on top of its a regular frozen waffle, but when you toast it, an emoji appears oh, my god. Thats amazing i want to invest in that [ applause ] jimmy you do yes jimmy you like that one . I like that one jimmy all right, good, thats the one [ applause ] you do okay emoji, yes. Jimmy the emoji waffle yes jimmy the emoji waffle jimmy a surprise every morning. What are could we get out of all the things, whats the best advice you could give to any business thats starting that youve learned from all these talking to all these great people i mean, i think the best piece of advice ive learned from leaders is that kind leaders have kind companies. I mean, kindness is an incredibly powerful tool it sounds a little hokey but weve had leaders on the show and entrepreneurs on the show who are kind people like, you know, Gary Erickson of clif bar. They give their employees a chunk of ownership kim jordan of new belgium, that makes fat tire, she allows her she gives ownership to her employees. And the thing about kindness that ive learned from entrepreneurs is that kindness is free. It costs nothing its zero dollars and zero cents but the return on that investment is bigger than any Financial Investment its actually a hugely important quality of successful entrepreneurs. Jimmy i love that. Be kind. [ applause ] i love you, buddy. Thank you so much for coming on come back whenever guy raz. [ cheers and applause check out his podcasts how i built this and wisdom from the top. Ari lennox performs for us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause hi, doug. 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Oh my god. Amazing. You are unbelievable oh, beautiful. Ari lennox [ cheers and applause thats how you do it shea butter baby is out now. My thanks to madonna, guy raz, ari lennox [ cheers and applause once again and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody you were amazing [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight aubrey plaza star of baskets actor and comedian louie anderson, seth and rihanna go day drinking featuring the 8g band with Jessica Burdeaux [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth how is everybody doing . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get started. So, you guys tonight, we are foregoing a monologue. We are foregoing a monologue were going to get to a closer look a little latn