Quote, interesting, by congress not wanting the special fiveminute testing apparatus theyre saying that they are not essential. Which is a little ironic coming from a 73yearold man tweeting in the middle of the workday thats right, trump criticized congress for declining his offer to provide coronavirus tests so lawmakers could return to capitol hill but in their defense, the tests he offered arent very accurate. Okay, now pick a color. Hillary clinton is reportedly appearing at a virtual fundraising dinner for former Vice President joe biden later this month and tickets cost up to 50,000 wow, imagine paying to sit through that zoom call hillary stuck on mute. Biden accidentally sharing his screen of a web search asking, what is zoom . Actually, you know what, yeah, i would id pay to see that cnn anchor Anderson Cooper revealed last week that he became a father to a baby boy and hes already so stressed out, his hair turned brown that was my favorite one tonight. 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It would go for more but unfortunately its all the nah nah nah nahs from hey jude. Nah nah nah nah. Oh, can we clear that . And finally, producers have announced that the actor nicolas cage will play tiger king star joe exotic in a new mini series and also in real life for the last 40 years. That was the monologue weve got a great show for you tonight. Hes absolutely one of my favorite guests, nathan lane from Penny Dreadful city of angels on showtime. He has thoughts on everything thats going on, and i always look forward to hearing from him. And well talk to the very funny Lauren Lapkus. Thats all tonight over the weekend, former president george w. Bush released a video message calling for unity amid the coronavirus pandemic, prompting some democrats and many in the media to reminisce about his presidency and praised his tone compared to that of donald trump, which brings us to a segment we call hey. Seth hey, democrats, that was a lovely video from what appears to be a very nice man. But george w. Bush is not your friend hes still the guy who used fabricated evidence to drag us into an intractable war. I know you think of him now as the guy who gives out free candy and does weird portraits of Vladimir Putin but those are red flags, too if you go home with a guy and he says, would you like to come up to my boudoir to eat twizzlers and look at my portraits of gaddafi, get out of there and hey, you can criticize one bad president without praising another bad president. Youve never seen a true crime documentary that says, the fact that Jeffrey Dahmer ate his victims leads many to ask, were we too hard on ted bundy . yes, things are bad now, but lets not forget, bush gave us the iraq war, torture, the financial collapse, the katrina disaster, and of course ponchogate. That was over three years ago. And they still havent gotten him out. Ill give him credit for one thing, though. Bush was covering his face long before it was cool and hey, democrats, the Trump Presidency didnt just come out of nowhere bush paved the way for him you know how we make fun of trump for generally being dumb and incurious and incompetent and in the pocket of big corporations and the wealthy that was bushs thing, too george w. Bush sucked at crawling so that donald trump could suck at walking. You remember how trump got stuck in a hallway and then stood there like a tiger caught on a nature cam and stared directly in the lens . Bush did that first. Look at these two, theyre the only two president s who managed to turn a press conference into an escape room clue master, help us out. We need help, clue master. Look at that, pingponging back and forth between cminus impressions of president s. If we cant remember when president s do bad things, then more president s are going to come along and do more bad things do you want to be back here in 8 or 12 years when the republicans elect mike pence or Jeanine Pirro or a racist potato with googly eyes saying, you know what, i miss the civility and grace of donald trump, at least he had the decency and compassion to acknowledge when something was truly sad. Hey, democrats, if you want to get out of this mess then you shouldnt be lowering the bar for what you praise. You should be raising it otherwise well just be trapped in this nightmare forever, much like george w. Bush is still trapped in that poncho this has been hey. Seth well be right back with more late night. When you need a vehicle you can count on, trust toyota to be here for you. Many Toyota Service centers are open to help keep your vehicle in top shape. And may even offer nocontact vehicle dropoff. 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To discuss the mexican armys victory over the french in the battle of puebla, but you chose me [ laughter ] although im having trouble distinguishing the cincos from the mayos at this point. Seth oh, yeah. Well, its been a long quarantine but thats an important holiday to you, Cinco De Mayo . Oh, well, sure. [ laughter ] ive been master of ceremonies at that parade so many times yeah [ laughter ] yeah, i no, i have to tell you, this is a nice change of pace from my usual routine of staring into space and then weeping uncontrollably [ laughter ] my days in quarantine, theyve kind of become like the fast and furious movies. Seth umhmm. Each of them different, but really exactly the same. Seth right, right, right my husband is, i think, fed up living in isolation with me yesterday, he booked me on a cruise to wuhan. Seth oh, no. Wuhan seth wuhan yeah. See you at the wet market. [ laughter ] and theres a phrase i never want to hear again, wet market. Seth yeah. When you shop at the wet market, so, is the bat fresh yes, mrs. Moskowitz, flew in just this morning. [ laughter ] so, i joined a support group, celebrities in quarantine. And this morning i got to play words with friends with melania trump. Seth you did yes boy, she loves a puzzle. Seth yeah. It was fun until the end when she used up all her letters to spell get me the hell out of here, which i didnt realize was one word seth yeah. And then, i played prescription swap with dr. Phil and dr. Oz and those guys like to party [ laughter ] seth so, you go and just everybody just dumps out their pills and you get what you get, is that how it works thats right. And then we fedex stuff to each other, yeah. [ laughter ] thats oh, man but, you know, im in the hamptons seth yes quarantining in the hamptons. Its different out here. Seth umhmm. Because its brutal last week, i traded alec baldwin a lobster cracker for some sunscreen and the pool noodle. Seth right well, everything has a different value now. Well, i think so. [ laughter ] and have you noticed everyones baking sourdough bread seth i have. [ laughter ] do you like these transitions . Seth i love them sourdough bread seth sourdough bread very popular right now i cant bake sourdough because it was my nickname in high school. Its a painful memory. And not to mention that it takes weeks to bake sourdough bread. Seth yeah. But in the end you know its going to taste like absolute crap [ laughter ] seth thats what keeps you looking forward to it. Thats right. Seth thats what keep you putting in how do you you mentioned melania. How do you feel the president is handling the moment were living through right now . Oh, were doomed. [ laughter ] were doomed seth, theres no way around this now. Lets just get to the civil war. Its just its crazy. Hes lost his mind, probably from ingesting all the clorox over the years seth right, right. Yesterday he suggested we could zap the virus by sticking a fork in an electric socket [ laughter ] seth oh, i missed that one did you miss that one seth i must have missed that press yeah. Seth yeah. No. [ laughter ] so, im just trying to look for any positive news i can find like for example kim jongun is in perfect health. Wasnt that a relief seth thank goodness. And how did kim jongun go missing . I mean, you could spot this guy from space [ laughter ] just follow the pork rind trail from the palace. [ laughter ] you know what im saying seth i do. You i will say, heres some good news. Yeah. Seth and ive been saying this to sort of everybody who has been lucky enough to be promoting a show that they filmed and finished before this started. I feel very lucky and especially because, you know, broadway is now sadly shut down seth yeah. And nobody knows. Thats the scary part, nobody knows whats going to happen and obviously its going to take longer than we would like, although well know when to reopen broadway when we see white smoke coming out of scott rudins chimney. [ laughter ] thats just for you and me [ laughter ] somewhere in the midwest someones saying, umbridge, whos scott rudin . [ laughter ] seth its a complete flat line of audience reaction in the midwest right now. But the good news is, i dont know if you heard, but any movie premiering on demand, which didnt play in theaters will be eligible for the Academy Award which means were one step closer to hearing and the oscar goes to pete davidson. [ laughter ] king of staten island. Wouldnt that i would pay good money to see that acceptance speech seth i would yes, exactly. I feel as though he would make the most of it you have you youve obviously the last time you were on the show, you were promoting a broadway appearance by yourself in the wonderful angels in america. Have you with your long broadway career, have you had other stoppages like this . Do you remember anything like this no, i would say this is unprecedented. I think there was, maybe there was a musicians strike. But i wasnt doing any musical at the time. But no, i cant remember anything like this, other than 9 11, when we stopped for really about four or five days, and then giuliani, when we liked him. Seth yeah, we did. Said, its time to go back to work and let everybody know its all right to come back to new york, which was very seth that was, you know, i keep saying that was such an exciting time to be in new yorker because there was reason not to be afraid. And it was, you know, it was inspiring to see broadway shows again and see people out and that, you know, its a whole different timeline when youre dealing with Something Like a virus. You were scheduled to be onstage next year in death of salesman. Do you what is your level of optimism that that will go forward . Well, yeah, you know, i think it will go forward eventually. But someone, some pulitzer prizewinning journalist who predicted this pandemic was saying it will be three years before we have it behind us. Now, you know, if we had some leadership and we were on top of this thing the way we should have been, it might be coming to an end sooner. But i just think were going to have to be patient and look out for ourselves and each other and i think everything is up in the air until then and obviously i think people will attempt to maybe in terms of film production, figure out a way to start filming again but in terms of gathering a large group of people like in a theater, whether its sports or opera or ballet or the theater its no matter how much you want to see beetlejuice, you dont want to risk your life so, i think people are gonna be hesitant for a while until theyre confident that theres obviously, you know, i dont need to repeat, there should be massive testing and obviously a vaccine would be nice but, i think thats a long way off no matter what seth and it will be interesting how, you know, this will everything thats happening in this moment right now will be timestamped by the fact that it has this certain production value that were presenting to people right now, and youll always remember, oh, that was, you know, during the coronavirus pandemic and one thing will be this very wonderful tribute to Stephen Sondheim for his 90th birthday, which you participated in. Yes seth and you know, i think anyone who is a fan of stephen will always go back and watch this and of course youll be able to tell right away, oh, that was you know, they had to do that because of covid19 was that a did you enjoy doing that for stephen yes you know, we go way back, mr sondheim and i and it was you know, i must have videoed, done like 14 different versions. The very sincere version where i tried to remember all the times we worked together, and then that felt indulgent. And then, you know, how do you express it and you know, he loves when im irreverent and so, look, i might have done that joke at his 70th. [ laughter ] but the notion that, you know, because really, he gets a musical tribute pretty much on a monthly basis. [ laughter ] so, i thought, thats the way. I was just sort of talking to the camera and then i was like, oh, this is what it is, its like, finally, someone is paying tribute to this man. [ laughter ] who has been ignored all these years. [ laughter ] so, he wrote me, he was very sweet. He said he was very, very touched by it and enjoyed it yeah, no and, you know, even though they had a sort of kerfuffle in the beginning, it turned out to be a beautiful tribute and evening. Seth it will be great. And it will be a great time capsule of people sort of finding things to be joyful about during this time well be right back with nathan lane. And im going to ask him about Penny Dreadful city of angels. Well be right back. And weve upgraded her with a sonic shield. Impressive. There is one more thing. Ah. Jake from state farm. Heres the dealwith the drive safe and save app youll also get rewarded for being a safe driver. Like a Good Neighbor state farm is there. And we believe great taste starts with great ingredients. Like 100 cage free eggs. Because at best foods, were on the side of food. Lets be honest. Itting smoking is hard. Like, quitting every monday hard. Quitting feels so big. 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By using promo code 5off20 at jimmyjohns. Com or on our app. Whether you order a couple sandwiches, drinks and chips or a dozen cookies is up to you. Seth all right were back with nathan lane. So you play a detective, a 1930s detective in Penny Dreadful city of angels. Yes seth last time you were with us, you were talking about how you played roy cohn. So an upgrade, i think, as far as the character or person youre playing yeah, definitely. Well, anything is an upgrade from roy cohn. The most vile human being who ever lived yes, this is a grizzled veteran of the lapd. Your sort of classic hard boiled detective, lewis michener. And certainly the most complicated character ive ever gotten to play on film, thanks to the brilliant john logan who wrote and created the show and i get to beat up a lot of people seth yeah. Which i didnt realize would be so much fun [ laughter ] i never expected at my advanced age to be having action sequences. Seth yeah. Or having a stunt double, or best of all, theyve created an action figure. Seth they have yeah. They photographed me going they kept during a photo session they said, keep turning. I said, what is this for, this is odd. They said, its for your action figure. I said, yeah, right. And they said, no, were going to have an action figure. You know, pull the string, and he says, what did i come in here for. [ laughter ] it is an action figure, its not for kids, this is for adults seth oh, gotcha. Primarily single men living alone in their parents basements who have been practicing social distancing as a way of life long before it became popular seth they were ahead of the game, they were ahead of the curve. Way ahead so, no, i cant really believe it and its been thrilling. And, you know, its a i have to say it, its a gorgeouslyshot show, and a really Terrific Company of actors, im very proud of it seth it is very true that for someone who has had such an accomplished career as yourself, to have your sort of first series of scenes where youre roughing people up i think it very rarely happens this late in someones career, especially somebody whos done as much as you i know, and you know, and it all i mean, i knew john logan from the theater, literally he sent me an email and said, i wrote this part for you, and i hope youll do it. And it was a gift out of the blue i was so incredibly grateful and but he it came about, really what inspired him, he said, was he had seen me in a production of the iceman cometh. So Eugene Oneill finally paid off. [ laughter ] finally. Five hours a night, ladies and gentlemen. So yeah, its i feel very lucky. And its been it was a blast to do, and i, yeah seth its both a period piece and there are elements of the supernatural yes seth you know, i would say that im skeptic when it comes to those things. Are you on board at all with the supernatural well [ laughter ] the supernatural to tell you the truth well, this feels supernatural, what were going through now. This feels like a 70s tv movie. Seth yeah. Dystopian future. But no, i mean, nothing has ever happened like that to me, where they use mexican folklore, the deity of santa muerte appears in the show, who carries the dead to the great beyond. And then of course the wonderful Natalie Dormer plays this a spiritual sister to her, this demoness named magda [ laughter ] wasnt she one of the gabor sisters . Magda, who is out to prove that mankind is inherently evil and to prove her point, she takes on these many guises and sort of tries to whisper and push people to their darkest instincts. Yeah, nothing supernatural has happened seth with all the television that is on right now, and so much to watch, i am touched to hear that you have been watching our show, even with it oh, yeah. Seth being in an attic oh, no, no, you know im a devoted fan. A closer look is the best political comedy on television and it doesnt matter, i know its nicer when you have an audience to ride the wave. [ laughter ] youve been doing it beautifully. And ive been i wanted to take a guess, i think you hinted at what might be behind the tiny doors. Seth you have some thoughts. I wrote down some things. Seth okay. Like, one, kevin harts apartment. Seth okay, yeah, right jimmy hoffa your secret family seth oh, yeah. Secretly stockpiled toilet paper. Seth uhhuh. The complete first season of alf. [ laughter ] your scientology paperwork seth yeah, you want to make sure nobody gets their hands on that or another 100 copies of the thorn birds. [ laughter ] well, christmas will be coming we hope. 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Were already terrified to go outside. The last thing we need to worry about after a stressful afternoon of dodging other peoples breath at the Grocery Store is getting murdered in our own driveway by some nightmare insect, while clutching the single roll of toilet paper we bought for 20 just, not now. The only thing youre going to accomplish is making a few members of Congress Rich when they announce that the insect panic is overblown and then secretly shift their entire investment portfolio into whatever Company Makes raid super spray murder hornet strength not now if we wanted giant winged beasts to terrify us from the sky, wed would wait for the blue angels to scream over new york again without warning. Oh god, we do appreciate the tribute, its just its a lot. Not now. Were already battling a pandemic and youre coming in as hot as some sort of double plague murder and hornets i mean, give us a break. Even in the bible it was just locusts, not acid locusts. Not now. The only time i ever want to see something called a murder hornet is if its a scifi original movie starring paris hilton and ian ziering. In that case, bring it on, because i am completely out of things to watch. I would watch that movie and then i would watch the documentary about the making of that movie also, not now, because we dont have the leadership in place to defend ourselves against you trump will just claim youre a hoax cooked up by the democrats and deny that you even exist until youve carried half the population of new york back to your hives look, you deserve so much more than i can give you right now. Its not you, its me. Im panicked out theres a deadly virus sweeping the nation the president isnt doing anything about it. Paramilitary larrupers are threatening our governors. And we cant get a [ bleep ] jogger to put on a goddamn mask. So please, murder hornets, unless your stingers are full of coronavirus vaccine, not now this has been not n wi more late night. 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Weve always believed in the power of working together. Coection counts. You can count on us. 16. laughter how many pints of iced tea are left in the pitcher . Times. Ten. So, wait. errhhhhh do you want to show us the continents on the. No. It is not going good. My mom is getting stressed out. speaks hebrew mommas tired. I, im, like. Woooo. screams sighs heavily so, starting just quickly by breathing in. I never thought id say this, but i kind of miss school the teachers, i mean, yall are gifted people i thank you so much for what youre doing. Their investment into our children is beyond what we can even imagine. Appreciate all that you do. Seth our next guest is a very funny actress and comedian, she stars in the netflix film the wrong missy, which is available on may 13th. Please welcome to the show Lauren Lapkus, everybody hi. Seth hi, lauren, how are you . Im good, how are you seth im good. You are in los angeles, and of course, i want to start by asking everybody, how is your quarantine going its going okay im like im reaching the point right now i think where im getting sick of this but i have gone through a lot of waves, a lot of roller coaster of emotions and all that stuff but my husband and i just took a walk this morning and it was like the worst walk ive ever taken. Like, we have our masks on, and there was a garbage truck that was like following us the entire way. And job was and it was crazy and i was like, i just want everything to be normal, i just want to take a normal walk. Seth i think a lot of people are doing this, which is doing a lot of puzzles and whatnot during quarantine. But this was, you did not need a quarantine to be spending time on puzzles, is this correct . No, no ive been doing puzzles forever, so i actually kind of feel like everyones just kind of, you know, getting into my thing really late right now. Everyones doing puzzles on instagram. Im like, oh, now you do puzzles, like now youre bored . I dont know i love puzzles, theyre very meditative seth whats your favorite puzzle like, whats an ideal Lauren Lapkus puzzle a thousand pieces complicated design [ laughter ] seth gotcha. All right. A thousand pieces. Complicated design do you do puzzles seth no. Ill do like i like doing a crossword puzzle i like things that are limited to one a day, because i would be very worried that without a cap on it. Oh, yeah. Sometimes, i set a timer for myself, and im like, ill just do 30 minutes. Because if i dont, then my ass starts to hurt, im sitting there for hours and hours. Seth youre arguing youre not just a singer, youre doing zoom workout classes yeah. Yeah, ive been doing theres like a zoom they have them where, like the people will teach them, like this, like, they can see you seth right theres a good amount of accountability so its kind of nice because i really like to like normally, i go to workout classes and thats how i get my workout because i feel like i need to feel like the person is watching me do it. Seth sure. But the kind of amazing thing about the zoom is that once i got on the ground and i wasnt like in the frame anymore, i realized like they couldnt see me and i could do whatever i wanted so i found myself like dusting my floor, which by the way has, like, so much dust, and i only really learned that because i was down there and then, i was like under my table, texting my friend who is in the class, like this is really hard, and shes like, oh, my god, i know. She was hiding too [ laughter ] seth all right, so john mulaney was on the show and he explained what vsco girls were to me, i did not know they were a thing yes seth something i know is a thing that i also dont understand, i would now like to invite you to explain to me, which is the game animal crossing oh, my god. Okay, ive gotten so into animal crossing seth okay. This is like its the best okay seth assume i know nothing okay, i will. Its a game on Nintendo Switch and its like what i really like about it is that its very wholesome and like sweet, like nothing violent happens in the game its very kind but the whole idea is that you just like get plopped onto this island theres nobody who lives there theres like a guy who owns the island named tom nook and he is like a raccoonlike creature who i guess is like a tanuki or something, which is not a raccoon. Seth okay. But he owns the island and he gives you a house, and youre like, oh, great, i get a house. And then, suddenly, hes like, okay, you owe me hundreds of thousands of bells. [ laughter ] so he just keeps like giving you new mortgages and new payments, like every time you think you get something new, hes like, okay, you owe me a ton of money. Seth are you an animal in the game youre a person youre a person, you can make it look however you want, so everyone kind of makes it look like themselves. And then, everyone else on your island is like little animals with like personalities. Like i have a guy, a chicken who like is really into working out and hes always talking about that, its all hell talk about when you talk to him seth and why do you interact with the chicken who works out, like what is you can kind of like get things from them so like if also, it gives me more points in the game if im like nice to the creatures on my island so i get like miles to travel to other islands, if im kind so you kind of walk around and like interact and work off your debts. And its just a really nice way to spend the day seth all right so now, i know the animal part of it, but what is the crossings, what part of the game is crossings the crossings is that you can go to your friends islands. So if you had the game, we could Like Exchange switch codes and i could go to your island and like shop at your stores, and seth oh wow. Your trees and steal your fruit. And i mean, truly, my friends islands are very developed and it makes me feel really insecure like seth you have island shame oh, yes, yes, oh, my god. Little tompkins island is like amazing. Its like so developed, he has his name and everything, i dont even know how he did it. Like i go there and i feel like, you cant come to mine because i dont even have roads yet. Like, its embarrassing. [ laughter ] seth all right so congratulations on the film the wrong missy. This is you and david spade. And you are the wrong missy. Yes seth youre a little, i guess unhinged, it looks like a super fun character to play. Yeah, the character is completely crazy and says and does anything at all times, like just really wants to wreak havoc everywhere she goes. So its a really great character to play because i got to say and do anything the whole time like we got to improvise a lot so pretty much you couldnt say anything wrong as missy because she says the worst things all the time seth and you got to shoot in hawaii with david spade, which doesnt sound bad at all yeah, that was pretty amazing. I mean, hes always been one of my favorite comedians, so i was so excited to get to work with him. And yeah, we were in hawaii. I mean, its an adam sandler movie, they put you up in hawaii the whole time, you cant really complain, so seth i got to say, that happy madison life pack of lets just make movies that are in nice places, i really feel like thats so smart. Its really genius. Seth yeah, i feel like theres never going to be an adam sandler movie that takes place in like like i dont know odessa or some place like gray and dark in russia. So you and nicole byer, who is also really funny, had a great idea for a podcast that you are doing called newcomers. Explain this concept real quick. Yes, so nicole and i had both never seen star wars at all. And so, we decided to do a podcast where we watched every single star wars thing and talk about it. And we have on like guests who care about star wars. So they kind of balance it out, and can give us information when we dont understand stuff. But it has been such a journey to watch every single star wars movie. You are a star wars person, like youve seen it all . Seth i mean, i was i had a very interesting journey because i cared very deeply about star wars as a kid and then, i would say through my 20s, i also believed myself to care very deeply about star wars. And now, i recently have reached a point where because my kids arent old enough to watch it yet, which i look forward to but i realize right now that i dont care about star wars. I mean, that moment of my life yeah, the second your kids are old enough, it will just start over again seth ill come right back in so this is a no judgment thing but i realize i dont have a i have no emotional connection to it. I dont get angry if theyre not good or happy if they are. Im just kind of like, huh well, thats the thing, like we were so afraid to launch the podcast because we thought that people would get upset if we said we didnt like it and some people have gotten upset. But like, what i realize is star wars fans hate and love these movies equally like they will talk so much trash about these movies but theyre obsessed so i kind of feel like i fit right in as a fan. Seth now having watching them for a long time, like, oh, star wars, the first one is amazing. You did not your take on the first one was not that no, god okay, so nicole and i watched that one together and we were both really bored. And i feel like im scared to say this right now, okay, i was bored. But it was very long and like not that much stuff happened because we also were like waiting for yoda, we were waiting for luke, i am your father, like the things weve heard about our whole lives, werent in the first movie so we were like, what is this one even about [ laughter ] seth it is funny because of course, i never watched i never watched anything well, also, here i guess would be the thing for me is, i have no ive never watched a harry potter movie or read a book. I began thinking, one day, ill have kids and it will be really fun to do it with them but i think i might have the same thing there where as ill be reading and ill be like, where is this thing i heard about. Yeah, yeah. Seth because i know a little bit about it without having any sense what have its like. Yeah, so it was kind of crazy to watch those first ones and not see that stuff or even like jabba the hut is in it for like two seconds and i w confused [ laughter ] seth you guys made a great observation about the names in star wars. That the minute i heard you say it, im like, of course. Can you just point it out real quick . Yeah, so the names in star wars are like really hard to keep track of because they could be anything from like gleeglorbleeblufrick to like ben. So, like seth yeah. They could be anything. They could be [ inaudible ] and they could be bla bla. Like, its just seth thats true a lot of people just have numbers. Theyre just like, youre just going to be a series of numbers. Yeah, elon musk just named his kid a number, so i dont know [ laughter ] seth you have also you know, i find there is obviously some challenge to interviewing people on zoom but you have actually been improvising on zoom how has that been so far yeah, its been good for the most part. Its been interesting because of course like zoom glitches out or like you have weird moments. But for the most part, its been really nice just to feel like youre kind of connecting with people and you feel like you saw someone that day i dont know, like it gives a sense of normalcy to my day in a weird way. But i also like it just because like putting a show up online, like more people can see it than they would if we were at ucb or whatever so its been fun like getting to perform in that way. Seth hey, thank you so much for being here, lauren, just a delight to talk to you everybody should check out the wrong missy on netflix, may 13. All right, well be right back with more late night. And. Lets get started. music fades in hey hi im alphonso, and ththeres my career,. Hiv. My cause,. My choir. Im a work in progress. So much goes. Into who i am. Hiv medicine is one part of it. 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[ laughter ] whats wrong, james, did you forget to send your jokes too . Seth no, mike buddy, i think you clicked your share screen. I dont even know what that is so it was probably somebody else seth were seeing the home page for family guy porn you clicked share screen and now youre showing all of us family guy porn. Umm, i actually think that was jermaine that clicked share screen it was actually probably jermaine that was watching family guy porn. I dont even watch family guy the show i like books about president s and literally nothing else okay, well, quagmire is actually pretty funny, so seth mike, just unshare your screen, please okay. Seth, i am trying. I just dont even know how i did it in the first place. Oh, wait, no, i think i got it seth uhhuh. [ laughter ] what . Did that do anything . Seth no, youre still sharing your screen, except now its the Google Search for what do tampons do. No for the record, i knew, i was just making sure that google knew because, like, a lot of kids are being home schooled now so like theres no nurses. Can you please just x that out . Jenny, i would absolutely love to. Im getting that like spinning circley wheel thing. [ select noise ] mike, does your mom think were best friends of course not its an entirely different jermaine do you think youre the only Jermaine Jermaine jackson from the jackson 5. Its pretty cool, actually seth mike, im begging you to just close your laptop while you figure this out. Well, you know what, hey seth, if youre not talking, can you put yourself on mute seth i am talking. Im talking to you right now okay. You know what, im just going to cover up the camera until i figure this out. That just stops us from seeing you it does nothing to stop sharing your screen. [ select noise ] yeah, it says jermaine from work i have two jobs, okay youre not the only jermaine, okay im also in the jackson 5. You know what, im just going to reset the router okay . Hold on, it will just take a second oh. Ive got to reach for wait. What happened . Did someone see a dracula . Seth no, youre completely naked from the waist down. Its a zoom meeting isnt everybody . Yes, but i know not to get up i counted like four balls okay, well, clearly you missed one, reese. All right, grow up scollins, its on the bottom of your screen, right in the center no, the only thing there says uncheck oh, okay. Okay seth thank you that was much easier than i thought it would be. Jermaine and i are really sorry about that what . You know what, seth, i am going to send you my jokes right now. Seth just dont bother, buddy. Okay, good, because i did not have time to write any seth because of family guy porn i was watching family guy porn seth yeah, okay. I want to thank my guests, nathan lane and Lauren Lapkus. I want to thank my friends, fred armisen and the 8g band see you tomorrow, when my guests are ice cube and author Sarah Kendzior stay tuned for lilly singh stay safe. Wash your hands. We love you. Daniel tonight on a little late with lilly singh. Lilly i hate working out so much, i legit pulled a hamstring just walking out here. [ laughter ] why would i pay someone to yell at me when i can get internet trolls to do that for free daniel and good morning to everyone. Lilly aww. Except those people who think lilly singh is funny [ screams how did this girl get a show watching my sisters dog lick its ass is more entertaining [ screams daniel plus lilly please welcome the hilarious and talented Larry Wilmore and Quinta Brunson [ cheers and applause i had to take an iphone appointment for a dog. [ laughter ] and i had to say, maam, these products are made for humans. I cant believe im saying this cause shes, i like to speak to your manager. [ laughter ] [ elevator rings ] maybe give you the elevator pitch . I didnt mean literally dig deeper i meant take some time to brainstorm [ elevator ring sir, i think you just need to expand you mind. [ elevator rings ] plutos not even an planet lilly and i think larrys for enough for just one day. Its about a black magician that actually sounds pretty interesting. [ elevator rings ] daniel comg up in one miinnu [ cheers and applause daniel ladies and gentlemen, please make some noise for your host tonight, lilly singh. [ cheers andpplause lilly hello. Hello. Muah hello. Thank you so much. Thank you. Have a seat. Have a seat. Yo, welcome to a litt late with lilly singh. Yes. Eers and applause now, ever since i moved to l. A. , ive had so many people approach me about joining this creepy, Pervasive Movement it requires you to spend lots of money, dedicate hours of your
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