S its the late show with ton nighhet, serteepen wcoelcom Hillary Rodham clninto. And emma stone. Humaing jotiste d stay and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody please, have a seat. Ome t show, everybody. Beos urm terst, a h a spplaphul thats nice. Weve been off on the road for a week. Its great to be back home. Speaking of traveling, Donald Trump Trump is on a trip to a very hostile region new york city. cheers and auspp e hesa hes applause they love a hometown boy. Hes in town because this morning, he gave his First Official address at i want to say, Starfleet Academy . laughter radical klingon extremists. Zone eyad vthothlated utnee choice. Of course, the president gave us a preview of his u. N. Speech yesterday, telling reporters he make t United Nations great. So not magga. Its no secret donald trump has ve lneedik the he has never. Back in 2012, he tweeted the cheap 12inch square marble tiles behind speaker at u. N. Always bothered me. I will replace with beautiful large marble slabs, if they ask me. laughter theyre not going to ask you laughter you know what they talk about at the u. N. , right . Theyre going to ask you to send soldiers to uganda, not sconces to the lobby. Rse, the u. N. Was f r ii iworld wa n the hopes of creating a lasting peace. So, naturally, the highlight of the president s speech was the United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself or its allies, well have no choice but to totally destroy north korea. Stephen and, yes, yes, destroying north korea would also destroy south korea, which is why im encouraging everyone in south korea to evacuate to east or west korea. laughter immediately. Andump doled do on his new nickname for kim jongun. Rocket man is on a Suicide Mission for himself and for his regime. Stephen rocket man . laughter mr. President , dont give our enemies nicknames that make them sound cooler i will destroy commander jetpack and admiral ice cream sex machine. laughter and trump had a major complaint for the u. N. Were not getting our moneys worth. Ates ione ou of 193 countries in the united the entire budget, and more. The United States bears an unfair cost burden. But, to be fair, if it could actually accomplish all of its stated goals, especially the goal of peace, this investment would easily be well worth it. Stephen hes right. Were paying top dollar, and were nowhere near world peace. I mean, i just saw some guy at the podium say hes going to destroy north korea laughter and donald trump called on the world to look to america for inspiration. The greatest in the United States constitution is its first three beautiful words. Stephen hes only read the firsthree words. laughter lets see, lets see here. cheers and applause lets see what we got. Lets see what we got here. We the people how long is this . Is there an audio book or anything like that . Ill paraphrase it later. Now, the most awkward moment had to have been when he brought up venezuela. The pronezuela is not that socialism has beenven m poorly implemented but that socialism has been faithfully implemented. Stephen i said, faithfully implemented. tish you know who was also there at the u. N. Today, because theyre there every year. Trumps buddies from russia. And there are stunning new developments in the investigation. We learned over the weekend that Trump Lawyers are clashing over how much to cooperate with the russia inquiry. If only those Trump Lawyers were around when decided how much to cooperate with russia. Russia fans no, thats all right. Stephen no saber dance. No saber dance. This battle pits white House Counsel and bass player of your dads band, donald going man, against trumps personal lawyer and manleading zeppelin r to siam, tyaceo. Cobb wants to give mueller as many documents as possible in hopes of getting the investigation over with, while mcgann worries about setting a precedent that would weaken the white house long after mr. Trumps tenure is over. Yes, thats how trumps going to weaken the white house too much honesty. laughter that is kind of ieresting news. How did we learn this . Truly true . Well,ly learned it straight from the mouth of trump lawyer and frontier dentist whos all gussied up for the barn dance, ty cobb. A New York Times reporter overheard cobb talking about the russia probe at a washington steakhouse. Either that, or the reporter confused cobb with the steakhouses mascot. How careless is this guy . Youre a lawyer mouthing off in public where anyone can hear you . Thats like your therapist going out in the waiting room and announcing guess whos having sex dreams about his cousin again . Pretty racy stuff. laughter but running his mouth in public isnt the biggest mistake made by trump lawyer and Wilfred Brimley tribute head, ty cobb. Cobbs biggest blunder is that the steakhouse is on the same block as the New York TimesWashington Bureau. Its 171 steps away from the Washington Bureau of the New York Times. Dont go to the same place that people eat who are out to get you. 3 thats like shaving in a shark tank while wearing a vest of pork chops. And this is huge. This is huge. We also just learned that thetrn chairman Paul Manafort, before before and after the election. cheers and applause sure, sure, absolutely. You applaud until they wiretap you. laughter this means manafort was under federal investigation when he interviewed to become Trumps Campaign manager. Mr. Manafort, what would you say is your biggest weakness . Well, sometimes i think i work too hard. Oh, and treason. Now, we already manafort fans here tonight, evidently. We already knew the f. B. I. Conducted a predawn raid of manaforts house back in july, but now weve learned that instead of knocking, federal agents picked the lock on his front door, which required prosecutors to persuade a federal judge that mr. Manafort was likely to destroy evidence. Were not sure what they present to the judge to prove that, but im going to say it was this picture. laughter whos that . applause those documents . Yes, i think i left them in the furnace room. Ill be right back. Now, if this seems like an agsiesveganv itiestion, mueller is setting a tone. Its important early on to strike terror in the hearts of people in washington. Yeah, youve got to set a tone early in washington. Thats why, on the first day of the session, Mitch Mcconnell walks up to the biggest guy in the senate and shivs him. Laughter yeah. Yeah. Or else mitch is sweet meat, man. Yeah. Theyre making turtle soup. laughter legal experts legal experts its not a metaphor. Its actual soup. Legal experts say muellers investigation is moving with unusual speed. Okay, thats nice. Heres the thing. We dont need unusual speed. We need high speed. We need maximum warp. Im talking, im talking applause can thstar trek call back is t what that is. Im talking law order speed, like this sir, i can ask you a few questions . Ofourse. Fruit stands open at 2 00 a. M. , just like everyone elses. What do you know about a man named Paul Manafort . Manafort . Never heard of him. Oh, wait. Was a guy come by last week with his buddy dont remember the me. Blond hair, president of the United States. Last name clump, or dump, Something Like that. Anyway, on his way out, he leaves behind this file labeled, secret russia collusion plan. Dont ask me. Im just a guy unloading cantaloupes. Guilty. cheers and applause stephen we have a great show for you tonight. Emma stone is here. But when we come back, i will sit down with Hillary Rodham clinton. Stick around. 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It was the most fun ive ever had at the emmys, and ive won emmys before. laughter we lost we lost the emmys on sunday night. But you know what . No, its okay, because we lost to a dear friend, jon olterand last week tonight. Theyre an incredible show. If youve got to lose, you have to lose to somebody you admire. A bunch of people in that category i wouldnt mind losing to. And i know i made a joke after he, w w j kimmel, where i said, theyre so good, they can only do one a week. But the truth is, they only do one a week. laughter but thats not on them. Theyre not lazy. Theyre working hard. Were insane doing five a week. Weve got the problem. Not them. cheers and applause so mwa youre the best. Officially. Please, have a seat. Please, have a seat. Folks, i amly excited because sherrib was firste a fit lady, then a senator, then secretary of state, and i would have bet anything the next president of the United States. Please welcome Hillary Rodham clinton cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen thank you so much htephen,teits good to s see you. Its an honor to have you here. Thanks. Stephen you have a new book. Its called what happened. laughter and i dont know how else to start this interview, other than saying what happened . laughter wow. Stephen what what happened . Well, thats the question i try to answer. Stephen okay. Yeah, because it was a question i asked myself starting on Election Night. And i started stephen what time on Election Night . laughter . Well, as i write in the book, midnight. Stephen yeah. Timofi the soul, midnight. Stephen yeah. Im waiting for it to not be midnight soon. Yeah, right. And so i i was asking it like you just said, what happened and i figured, make id better try to find out and figure it out. So thats why i dove into this book. It was very painful and difficult. But at the end, i really feel like ive done my very best to lay out what happened so 9 thatt doesnt happen again. I mean, thats my primary goal here that it doesnt happen again. applause . Stephen well, a lot of people have said, oh, boy, i wish Hillary Clinton would just go away. Yeah. L,eephen just go away. El wou y kno somewhere really nice. Stephen really . I might consider it. Geffens yacht a lot. You could go with him. Well, i am not going anywhere. cheers and applause . Stephen billion, im glad youre not. cheers and applause . Stephen i agree. At first, i could understand some of those calls. People saying, like, the republican t t snes ar t reaalring around in opposition to, because you were a convenient figure for them to unite against. Right. Stephen but i actually do not think thats how what is happening to our government is going to be stopped. I think its people who are willing to be civically engaged and believe in the promises of the progress of the last 50 years that will save this country. Thank you so much. I agree completely. Absolutely completely. Stephen but, wait a second. It must not have been easy. No. Stephen it must not have been easy to write this book. It wasnt easy. It was painful. It was horrible reliving it. And, you know, being as candid, open as i could be about the mistakes i made and talking about those. But, also, trying to come to grips, as i write in the book,d aber mit sogynyev, toin voter pusuppression, to the unusual behavior of the former director of the f. B. I. , and the russians, and the russians. And you have been sounding the alarm t this, because i believe so strongly that they think they succeeded in messing with our democracy. And i just cant abide that. See stephen do you think they succeeded in messing with our democracy . Yes, i do, i do, i do. Stephen to what agree, influencing the vote or influencing opinion . Influencing voters, and, therefore, influencing opinion i think is becoming clearer and clearer. I dont know what the congressional investigation and i dont know what the special counselstigation are going to find. Im going to wait forenv that. But i dont think anybody can with a straight face say that the russians influence our election, and they did so. This latest revelation about the way they bought ad on facebook and targeted them, were going to find out a lot more, stephen. And i am saying as clearly as i can i feel like im a bit of a, you know, paula revere. Im trying to sound the alarm about this. Is that applause you know, youve got to understand whatslike democracy. He thinks its a inconvenient, messy process. And he doesnt like us, and he wants destabilize our to country sow doubt about our democracy. The latest revelations where you had russians pretending to be americans. Ankerindakca fitnsakheew n demonstrations. That wasnt just because hes bored and has nothing to do. He wants to undermine how we see each other, how we respect each other, how we support our institutions and our society. So i think that they believe they had a good outing in 2016, and i think they will be back in 2018 and 2020, unless we sto them. Stephen now you mentioned applause . That putin doesnt like democracy and he doesnt like america. Part of the speculation is he specifically doesnt like you. Do you think this was personal on a certain level . I think it was mostly about the role i played as secretary of state, which he did morph into a grudge against me because i would say things like, you know, the russian people deserve free and fair elections. They deserve to have a democracy. Stephen question the legitimacy of his election in 2011. The parliamentary elections, thats right. And so our Intelligence Community and others have said that he did have a personal grudge against me. Peali k pof i worldke view which is all tied up with his anger, his disappointment in the collapse of the soviet union, and his feeling that were his number one rival. R wants toermine the eu uroeapeanandmerican ayllian. And so i see it as you know, i was doing my job. I was honored to do my job, to stand up and speak out on behalf of American Values and our democracy. And partly because im a woman, which does seem to get him a bit agitated. laughter applause and he actually has said that. Some things about that. Stephen did he ever say anything to you personally that demonstrated his well, heemte ie hek, kno theres an expression, we certainly know it in new york, laughter stephen yes. applause and every time i met with him, it would be. Okay. The whole deal. And so id go to meetings with him one in particular, we were esd the pressoutside of moscow. Just berates america about one of the many things that annoys him about us. And then the press leaves, and ive got four or five things were trying to deal with him and russia on. And i always came to my meetings with him trying to find something that i could actually engage him about. So we went through, you know, the economy and human rights and all these other things that are critically important and he was, you know, like as president obama once said, like the bored guy in the back of the room, couldnt care less. Then i said, you know, i am really pleased to hear that you care about wildlife conservation, and that you are trying to save species in russia, like siberian tigers and polar bears. Then he came alive. And then we had an interesting conversation. Stephen i wrestle polar me he said, come with me. 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Now, one of the things that happened is, as you said, its clear the russians were trying to influence our election. You said when you were on with terry gross on npr, if its proven, if theres a eennection, some sort ofr copellusion between the Trump Campaign and russia, that would be grounds to question the legitimacy of the election of the president of the United States. cheers and applause my questions i, the msey fantas, but my question is seriously my question is what then . There is no constitutional mechanism to question the election. No. Stephen our elections are messy. Thats right. Stephen this is just what happened. So as i say in the book, yeah, right. laughter nobodys talking about contesting the election, including me. But i do think no, because there is no mechanism. Stephen this is someone who believes in the constitution, unluke the guy who got the job. Yeah, there is no mechanism. applause but i think legitimacy is rooted in what comes out of these investigations, because if there is evidence of coordination, communication whatever it might be then i think medicine of americans are going to say, well, those raise questions about legitimacy. Now, what do you do with those ur wilwhl, besides ask tcahto eo ou and your rejection of that kind of russian involvement and coordination at the ballot box. I mean, that is where we settle and thatshere it shldi bceeen. D steerphen iff i agree. Did you happen to see the prspeech at the u. N. Today . I saw parts of it,s yes. Es stephenid what denid you what did you make of it . I thought it was very dark, dangerous, not the kind of message that the leader of the greatest nation in the world should be delivering. applause you are both you are both required to stand up for the values of what we believe in democracy and opportunity as a way to demoatnsniotates remainsn that we want it to be, while, of course, when you face dangerous situations like what is happening in north korea to make it clear your first approach should always be diplomatic. What i hoped the president would have said was something along the lines of, we view this as dangerous our allies, to the region, and even to our country. We call on all nations to work with us to try to end the threat posed by kim jongun. And not call him rocket man the old elton john song, but to say, clearly, we will not tolerate any attacksn o ieor ourselves. But you should lead with diplomacy. You sh lead with the commitment of trying to avoid conflict, however you can. applause stephen one of the things that you say in the book is that in recovering from this and while writing the book, you leaned heavily on chardonnay. laughter so i was wondering whether you would you care for. cheers and applause yeah, sure. Absolutely. Well, yeah, yeah, there were a few other things, but this helped. laughter stephen how did you get out of bed in the morning . Because i did not run for president , and i could barely do it. In 2000 i dont think al gore shaved for a year. How did you yeah, that wasnt an option for me. laughter stephen well, cheers. Thank you so much for being here. applause . Thank you. Stephen the book is what happened. Lets hope it never happens again. Available now. Hillary rodham clinton, everybody. Rbe with emma stone. Buy the galaxy note8 and choose free accessories up to 229. 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Ladies and gentlemen, you know my nexguesttrohem e oscarwinning performance in la la land. She now stars as tennis star Billie Jean King in battle of the sexes. How about this . Man versus woman. Male chauvinist pig versus hairy legged feminist no offense. Youre still a feminist, right . No, im a tennis player who happens to be a woman. Thats right. Thats exactly who you are. And i am a tennis player who happens to be a man who says that he can beat any woman on the planet. Think of the publicity we get. Think of the money. No. 35 grand. Where did you get that kind of money . You see, you see. Youre tempted. Im really not. Im not interested, boab, good night. Dont hang up. Dont hang up. By the way, i shave my legs. Steph manechen aeand pplasee c wel stephen hi. Hi cheers and applause who was th . At stephen that was a woman who filled me with a lot of hope. Yeah. Me, too. That was this is a tough act to follow. That was unbelievable. Stephen it absolutely is. Chateephen t iot talk to her backstage . I did, yeah. Stephen hovel to meet you. Nice to have you on the show and really nice to meet you, thank you for having me, the same night as Hillary Clinton. Stephen i am old enough to remember the battle of the sexes between Billie Jean King and bobby riggs. Its hard to convey to everybody now what a giant media event this was. It was a circus. Yeah. Stephen explain to the people what exactly happened. So it took place tomorrow, september 20, 1973, 44 years ago. And bobby riggs was 55 years old. E llie jean king was 29. Y much e one femashle ten pnis pslawayere world. And he challenged her to a true battle of the sexes and 90 Million People watched. And it was it was an enormous tennis match. It was, like, a huge entertainment spectacle. But it was also a huge catalyst for a lot of social change. And billie jean has, obviously, become one of the most recognizable figures, i think, in the fight for equality that we have today. cheers and applause stephen it sounds leak a siy thing on a certain level. Yeah, yeah. Stephen on a certain level tsounds like a silly thing, kind of an older, sort of washedout tennis player challenging a 29yearold woman to prove what did he say . Women should be belong in the bedroom and the kitchen. Bedroom and the kitchen, yeah. Eople were literally taking sides on a real cultural helireadys i am woman hear me roar was kind of the anthem of the time and of that match. Yeah. Stephen and she smoked him. She smoked him. cheers and applause in three straight sets, yup. Stephen yeah. Yeah. Stephen she killed him. As a matter of fact, i see backstage you actually there are tshirts that have Billie Jean King on it with the score 64, 63, 63. Can i also point something out beyond this very phot i get a chae tlo c meet Hillary Clinton, which is unfathomable and incredible. And i look likmephen iis is the two of them backstage dtoesp these commemorative laughter cheers and applause it does look like youre topless. Really . Like. Stephen yeah. You had one shot louvre laugh whatever. Stephen bobby riggs in this movie is played by our jrk . Oh, my god. Stephen unbelievable. You could not meet a crueler man than steve carell. Stephen is this the first time you played a living person . Yes. Stephen so here are you, you actually went was this the u. S. Open . Yes, this was the u. S. Open, this was last weekend. Stephen yo king. Yeah, unreal. Stephen a lovely, really funny person, too. Shes fantastic. Shes the biggest spitfire. Stephen what is it like going to see a tennis match with her, like eating dinner with julia child or going to a concert with paul mccartney. Essentially. In the photo there are of two of us sitting there. There was no one on the other side there, so she did live comnitary without any pauses in my ear for the entirety of the match. Steph that was a thumbsup on that . It was pretty incredible. But the thing is that before i played billie jean, i was not i was not an athlete by any means at all. And my younger brother was High School Football quarterback. Stephen you follow sports or anything . No, no. laughter and so i would go i went to a game and i was like sotneomac gtt ake d so to have someone one of the greatest athletes of all time talking to you about a sport which, thankfully, i know a lot more about tennis, now, of oturse, thane ever have i. O slightly lost on me in some ways. Stephen but ive seen some of the footage im a bleep . It was great sorry. laughter applause . Stephen but ive seen the footage. I mean, youre really serving. Like it was boot camp. It was true boot camp in lto play tennis. I also had the most incredible double and coach and trainer and it was, like, a whole team of om son wast were so helpful. Thuse team, but youre not into sports at all. Theater club . Was i did improv. Stephen you did improv. I did improv. Stephen okay. And, like, a little bit of sketch stuff when i was a kid. Stephen uhhuh. And i moved to l. A. Pretty young. Stephen pretty young. How old were you . I was 15 when i yh, really. Stephen wow, so, like, six years ago or something. It was six years ago thank you so much. Yes. Its about to be six years. Stephen about to be six years. About to be six years. Stephen you can explain can you explain this to me . What is happening . This is how old were you when you drew this laughter . So i was nine. I was in i was in therapy at that time. laughter this was i drew this at therapy. This is me, i guess, with really its great artistry, with my shoes. And then this is anxiety here. Stephen right down here. Its a little Green Monster that looks a little bit like someone backstage said a uterus, with some ovaries. laughter . Stephen uhhuh. But i didnt mean for it to be hormonally related in any way. Like i said, i was nine. Stephen lets follow that feeling. Lets follow that feeling. Where does that take you . I was a very, very, very anxious child, and i had a lot of panic attacks and i benefited in a big way from therapy. Stephen this was nine years old . Yes, i start at seven. Stephen does the acting help with you the anxiety . It helped me so much. Improv helped me so much. I still have anxiety to this day. Not knocks on desk panic attack s. Stephen i had one on november 8 so did i. Stephen i find performing helps me a lot every night. Do you ever get anxious . Oh, really i had, when i was younger, not nine, but younger, i had anxiety attacks and curl up on the couch backstage at second city, dont talk to me, and ild woureay h mu get on stage and you feel fine. 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