Anything you can do to make them i c. Stephen im no thats appropriate or welcome. Moving on, last week there were rumors that instead of your actual wife melania standing next to you it was a body double. Is there any truth to that . We actually have six prototypes that are all very top of the line. Stephen good to know. Can we get personal for a moment, sir . Heres a photo of you playing tennis. How would you describe thisiary . Massive. Just massive. Stephen that seems accurate. Now, mr. President , how do you think the countrys doing under your watch . It has taken a nose dive. Stephen is that because of your poor leadership . I know when i do well and when i do badly. Stephen and have you ever done well . Um, no. Stephen thank you. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, trumps sizzling media feed. Plus, stephen welcomes Julianne Moore. Jermaine fowler. And a musical performance by fleet foxes. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody please, have a seat, everybody thank you so much good to see ya ladies and gentlemen, please. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause you know, sometimes i feel sorry for donald trump, but not as often as he does. laughter hes always complaining about his media coverage. So, last night, he just unplugged, got away from it all and sat down for his 19th interview with fox news. In this case, it was a full rubdown from anchor and unrefrigerated lou dobbs, lou dobbs. In nine months in office, youve already accomplished more in the way of job creation. You have accomplished so much in that nine months. Youve got to be immensely gratified at what youve been able to do. You are, if i may say, everything as advertised as you ran for president. And i appreciate everything youre doing. The country owes you a great debt on so much. But on that, in particular, and i thats very interesting. Its well put. Its true. audience reacts booing jon wow. Wow. Stephen its going to be a long night. Jon whoa stephen id say that dobbs was lobbing softballs, but if that interview is any indication, he doesnt have balls. laughter piano riff cheering keep it light. Got to keep it light. Dobbs was pleasuring trump so vigorously that mike pence asked mother to change the channel. laughter jon oh stephen oh, oh jon oh stephen even dobbs criticisms were praise. And ive got to ask you, i mean, youre one of the most i would say, by the left, particularly reviled, even hated men to ever hold your post i would say so. Youre also one of the most loved and respected i would say that also. Stephen so you would say that you are one of the most hated, and you would also say you are one of the most loved . So would you say that it is safe to say that you would also say anything someone just said . I would say that also. Stephen trump then explained how terrible the medias coverage of him is. I know a good story from a bad story. But when you have a really good story and they make it bad, ill say to my wife, oh, tonight, im going to enjoy watching television because i did great, and wait until you see this. And then, they put it on and its like oh, thats not so good. Stephen sir, youve got to stop watching my monologues. laughter cheers and applause because, im here to say, youre not so good. Youre not so good. piano riff dobbs was so massaging trumps, lets say, ego, that he didnt get around to asking trump about puerto rico, where three quarters of the residents are still without power. The repair job to the grid and power plants is a 300 million contract, and its been awarded to a Company CalledWhitefish Energy. Which really sounds like a troutbased boner pill. laughter as old man i thought my love life was over. Now, thanks to Whitefish Energy, im spawning upstream laughter thank you very much. piano riff i dont know what that means. I dont know what that means. Some are questioning whether whitefish can handle this massive job since they are a twoyearold company from montana that, as of a month ago had just two fulltime employees. So restoring puerto ricos shattered infrastructure requires the same manpower as moving a filing cabinet upstairs. Now this is true, our Research Department tried really hard to find out who those two employees are and we couldnt. We found one of them Andy Techmanski. So their tech man is named Andy Techmanski . laughter that is made up. Im guessing the other guy is irish. Seamus otherguy. applause he seems nice. He really seems nice. Seaseamus really seems like a ne guy. Otherguy. One thing we did learn is that buzzfeed went to whitefish, montana, looking for the companys headquarters, eventually finding a small cabin in a forested area and i believe, a composite sketch of their third employee. There he is. Yeah. Chilly, this time of the year. This time of the year, you want a little jon look a hoodie. Stephen fun fact, this controversy was first reported by weather. Com. Its has to be the most unlikely scoop since watergate was broken by the pigglywiggly sunday circular. laughter applause so why would this tiny Company Located in the woods of montana win a massive contract to fix puerto rico . Well, it didnt hurt that Whitefish Energy is based in whitefish, montana, the hometown of interior secretary ryan zinke, and that zinkes son had a summer job at one of the companys construction sites. Well, theres a coinkyzinke plus, it turns out it was a nobid contract. No competition. None. Thats like the last guy on earth naming himself peoples sexiest man alive. laughter double issue. Its a double issue. You find out all about him. Favorite pastimes, staring. Scrounging for canned goods. laughter now, the mayor of san juan, and woman who did not sign up for this stuff, carmen yulin cruz, has demanded that the contract be voided for ethical reasons. To which whitefish replied, tweeting, weve got 44 linemen rebuilding power lines in your city and 40 more men just arrived. Do you want us to send them back or keep working . Oh, snap . Is what all of the power lines in puerto rico did, so stop bitching and get to work, Andy Techmanski, if that is your name which it is not you know a smattering of techmanski fans here tonight. laughter there have been a lot of stories about Sexual Misconduct over the last couple of weeks, and brace yourself now its come out that even george h. W. Bush has acknowledged he groped multiple women. Oh, come on. Not him. Hes the bush we like laughter hes a 93yearold grampa whos been married to the same woman for 72 years what is that . Thats the uranium anniversary. laughter no one makes it that far its the unobtainuim anniversary. So is it every guy . Whos next . Colonel sanders . Papa smurf . Air bud . Hey, theres nothing in the rulebook that says a dog cant play basketball and then ask a Production Assistant to come to his trailer and check him for ticks. If you know what i mean. laughter and i dont. laughter heres the story. Actress heather lind said on instagram that while taking a photo with bush, sr. , he grabbed her butt while telling her a dirty joke. And then, a second actress said yeah, me too, and revealed the joke, do you want to know who my favorite magician is . David copafeel laughter audience reacts that is not good. I feel bad as a human being but even worse as a comedian. laughter because that is not a believable joke. No one has a favorite magician. laughter piano riff now, heres the deal i think he feels bad. Lind has since deleted her post, and h. Dubya has apologized through his spokesman on occasion, he has patted womens rears in what he intended to be a goodnatured manner. Some have seen it as innocent, others clearly view it as inappropriate. To anyone he has offended, president bush apologizes most sincerely. Adding, at this time, the former president respectfully requests that you back it up like a tonka truck. laughter words to that effect. Im paraphrasing. laughter speaking of republican dynasties, theres one member of the trump family people respect ivanka. Shes gotten a ton of praise from the right for her poise and intelligence. At the same time, it turns out, she doesnt know what words mean. This week, on twitter, vice writer eve peyser compiled a list of all the words ivanka has used incorrectly, and its a real fortnight. laughter for example, when talking about her and jareds morning routine she said, my husband has incredibly long hours, so i try to keep mine on a relative basis. laughter you think shed know how to use relative, because her whole career is on a relative basis. laughter jon oh cheers and applause stephen turns out and weve known this for a little while she also doesnt have the strongest grasp of the word complicit. If being complicit is wanting to be a force for good and to make a positive impact, then im complicit. Stephen it doesnt mean that. laughter but, benefit of the doubt, she mightve just been trying to make a point and actually knows what it means to be complicit. I dont know what it means to be complicit. Stephen okay. Heres one from twitter i cannot believe that theodore is eight months old today happy birthday. Stephen happy birthday . Hes eight months old applause either ivanka doesnt get how birthdays work, or do rich people get more birthdays than we do . laughter applause and then theres this gem. Cuddling my little nephew luke, the best part of an otherwise incredible day laughter that is a dumb statement in an otherwise stupid tweet. laughter applause piano riff happy birthday now, a lot of people have made fun of ivanka online for this, but id like to Say Something in her defense. Jim. Im a little bit complicit with ivanka here. If complicit is heretofore defined as i support her, which it timelessly doesnt. Laugh i know this all seems humorous but, albeit, it is not. Ivanka rises at the apex of sunshine and does a lot of good on a relative basis. In fact, the entire trump family is a big part of an otherwise great country. laughter applause cheering thank you. Thank you. And, in conclusion, i might add, summarizing lastly, happy birthday. laughter applause we have a great show for you tonight. 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I know, you go to church, go to love and serve the lord. I do as much as i can. Jon yeah. Stephen i like to go to confession when i can. When i cant, what i like to do is sell my new book this is Stephen Colberts midnight confessions ill give you some of the examples. Sometimes i wish i had more Health Problems because the people in pharmaceutical ads have more picnics than i do. Jon wow. Stephen yeah, all of that and more is right in here. Get it for a friend. Get it for an enemy. Let them feel some of the guilt youre feeling on my behalf. Jon thats right. Stephen heres the thing, im so busy, even when i try, i dont get to confession as often as at all. laughter so if yall dont mind, id like to confess to you, my audience. You wont tell anybody, right . Audience of course not stephen this is Stephen Colberts midnight confessions. cheers and applause open door laughter standard disclaimer i dont know if these are technically sins, but i do feel bad about them. Okay, wait right there. closes, opens door organ music softly playing forgive me, audience. At last weeks high school reunion, everyone was whispering to each other, i didnt know Stephen Colbert went to our high school. laughter i didnt. laughter i told my kids that the ice cream man only plays music when he is all out of ice cream. laughter applause when i worked at an Office Supply store, i used to steal paper. laughter it had pictures of president s on it. laughter last week, i did a really bad job singing who let the dogs out, and it upset everyone at the funeral. laughter i buy familysized bags of potato chips, but only when my familys not around. laughter applause sometimes i pee in the shower. laughter display at home depot. laughter audience audience, at my last checkup, my doctor said i needed to make some serious lifestyle changes. So i changed doctors. laughter applause i fall asleep on long car rides, sometimes even as a passenger. laughter when the Flight Attendant asks if id be willing to help in an emergency, i say yes. But in my mind, im thinking, if we crash land on an island, i will eat you. laughter applause i will eat you. Its a compliment. On our first date, my wife asked me if i played any sports. I answered honestly and said hackey sack. I still dont know why she went on a second date with me. laughter one time, audience, i tried to commit all of the seven deadly sins, but i was too lazy to get past sloth. laughter i only recently learned that chapstick is for your lips. laughter cheers and applause that really paints a picture, doesnt it . laughter forgive me, audience . Audience we forgive you stephen thanks well be right back with Julianne Moore. cheers and applause band playing this is google home mini. Its the Google Assistant for your house. So it gets you. If you mumble. [minion mumbling]. 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[alarm] you have 3 minutes to exit. What if it gave you time, and what you really need from Home Security. A sense of security. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause welcome back to the late show. Folks, my first guest tonight is the Academy Award winning actress you know from the the big lebowski, game change and still alice. Her new film is suburbicon. Um, what was that word . Excuse me . You said it all boiled down to one word . Did i . Oh, yes. Yes. It all boilsz down to one wordcoincidence. That happens in the opera a lot. Coincidence. Yeah, it gets ridiculous. But in real life, doesnt happen that much. I guess if it did it would stop being a coincidence. Its not the policy, its the claim. A coincidence on a claim is like a little red flag that makes us sit up and take notice and this claim has a bunch of little red flags on it. What kind of red flag . Stephen please welcome Julianne Moore julianne hi cheers and applause my goodness stephen its lovely to seeio. Seeyou. Lovely to see you, too. Stephen any movie youre in, i say, Julianne Moore is in that again. Stephen welcome back to the show. Youre such a wonderful actress. Youve got your oscar, your emmy, but youve got an interesting honor coming up i think about two weeks from now. I just got an invitation. Youre being honored by moma, the museum of modern art is honoring you. Yeah. Stephen how does it feel to be considered modern art . Youre a sitespecific installation. It hasnt happened yet, so ill figure it out when i get there, i guess. Stephen do you have to do anything . Once im installed. Stephen yeah, you want a nice simple frame around you. Maybe the sculpture garden. Stephen that would be lovely. Yeah. Stephen getting cold. Getting cold, exactly. Uhhuh. Stephen well, you know, i know it must be fun for you because i know you live in new york. I do, yeah. Stephen but are you from new york . Huhuh. Stephen okay. My dad was in the army so we moved all around the United States and lived in europe. Stephen how many places as a child did you live . I went to nine different schools. I dont know how many places. I think we moved 23 times altogether. Sounds like bad news, right . Stephen and nine different schools. So for 14 of those you got no education. Thats right. Stephen it must be a challenge as a child to make all the changes, but you got to reinvent yourself. Did that help you be an actress . You get observant and adaptable. Stephen did you lie when you got to the new place and make up stories about your past . No, no. laughter stephen are you lying to me right now . Because i would do that. Wouldnt you . I had so many fantasies as a child, i would get to move to a new town. I would say, yeah, well, my dad, hes in the mafia. Thats right. laughter well, i had exotic moves. Like i lived in alaska and moved to new york. Stephen that must have helped you. Research, yeah. But people would say things like did you live in an igloo and that kind of stuff nu the answer, of course, is yes. Yes where else do you live in alaska . Stephen did you ever live in an igloo . Yes laughter no. Stephen no, you did not. No. laughter stephen besides alaska to new york, must have been a huge culture shock. Was that the biggest, sort of . No, we moved to germany from Northern Virginia when i was 16. And i had never been on a Long International plane ride. It was an old army plane so it took 14 hours and youre so excited and dont sleep and i would have to get up and go to the bathroom and stand in there for a while and look at myself in the mirror and say, oh, my god, this is happening. Stephen how old . 16. Too old to be too dramatic about it. Stephen did you pick up any deutsche . I Leonard Little german but its not very good. Stephen can i ask you about a great role you played, sarah palin. Yeah. applause stephen did that seem like such a calm and simpler time for this country . It seems absolutely adorable because that was just like a little near miss, like whoops stephen is there anybody in the present Political Climate you would like to play . Like, oh, i want to be that person . No, i dont think were finding any of this very entertaining, right . cheers and applause piano riff stephen well, you dont have time for any projects right now because youre awfully busy. Youre here for two movies right now. Thats right. Stephen wonder struck but also suburbicon which comes out tomorrow. Right, on the hallow weekend. Stephen do you dress up . I dress up every day. laughter no, actors, i feel like as an actor the last thing i want to do is dress up. Stephen its a bussmans holiday. Exactly. Stephen you play twins in this one, identical twins, which youve done before. Yes, ive had experience with twin playing. Stephen could you tell the people you experience playing twins before. I played twins on as the world turns, first big job starting out. applause they were half sisters and cousins, which is kind of disgusting because it means their moms were sisters and they had the same dad. Stephen theyre identical half sister coz sentence. Yeah, you got it. Stephen but i think is the plot of the patty duke show. I think so. Stephen and do we still have this . We have a clip of you playing your own twin. I have been trying to find you for months now. Why have you been following nee . What do you want . I just wanted to find you. I saw you for the first time in customs at heathrow. Now that you see how alike we are, im sure you understand why. Why have you been threatening me . I havent. Dont believe you. Yo you have no reason to be frightened of me. laughter cheers and applause stephen beautiful. Two distinct, completely distinctly different characters. Wow, talk about halloween, huh . Stephen yeah. I could go as those guys. Stephen but which one . Maybe the one at the window, triplets, the shadow. I want to sell tickets to suburbicon. I understand there is a fairly spicey scene in the moy between you and matt damon that involves a pingpong table. Yeah. Stephen can you explain to us the challenges of shooting a spicey scene and how does the pingpong paddle. Somebody is smacking someone with a pingpong paddle. I just had to make the noise, not participate in the stunt part. Matt damon just hit himself because thats how he likes it. Stephen in the movie if we see a butt, its matt damons. He was trying to spare hitting me and hitting himself and didnt realize he was bruised until he got home. Stephen hard to explain. Yeah. Stephen lovely seeing you. Happy halloween. Suburbicon in theaters tomorrow Julianne Moore, everybody well be right back with Jermaine Fowler do join us cheers and applause band playing i was a good soldier. I had purpose and i loved it. You are my hammer out there. Im only human. Dont let these young guys see you fold. Thank you for looking after my son. Were brothers, we look after each other. Thank you for your service. Rated r. Its time to stack the savings. At kohls, take 50 off hundreds of select items storewide. Plus take an extra 20 off. Plus take an extra 10 off when you spend 50 or more. Plus get kohls cash. Plus yes2you members earn triple points. Only at kohls. Whats that, broheim . I switched to geico and got more. More savings on Car Insurance . Yeah brofessor, and more. Like renters insurance. More ways to save. Nice, brotato chip. Thats not all, brotein shake. Geico has motorcycle and rv insurance, too. Oh, thats a lot more. Oh yeah, im all about more, teddy brosevelt. Geico. Expect great savings and a whole lot more. That one. This. That one. cheers and applause band playing stephen welcome back, everybody cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is an actor and comedian who currently stars in superior donuts on cbs. Please welcome Jermaine Fowler. cheers and applause band playing stephen nice to see you again. People out there might not know but we Work Together about six weeks ago, eight weeks ago, Something Like that . Yeah. Stephen you were the announcer on the emmys. I was. Stephen have a great time . Great time, yeah. cheers and applause had a great time, man. Stephen i had way more fun than i thought, too. Yeah stephen those things generally are a drag, especially when you lose, which i did. laughter that was school seeing that was cool seeing you backstage. Stephen you were on the fun side of the stage. I was on the back side of the stage. You were by the red carpet. If somebody won, they came right by you. That was so cool, i got to see the actors, emotions raw, holding those damn trophies. I saw donald and shock, lena, Nicole Kidman shes gorgeous and it was so, so cool, man. Stephen because everybody is actually going to be super cool about it but then they get the award and theyre all bleep . Yeah. Stephen you also had a bar on your side. Yeah. Stephen you had a bar. Ean spicer was stressed out for whatever reason. Hes not working anymore, so laughter he dont work there anymore and hes still getting drunk. So funny to me. So i saw that. laughter he had a problem. Im back there, like, trying to figure out whose names not to mess up, you know. Julia louie dreyfus is hard to say. It sucks. Stephen thats the one name you knew you had to say. I know. I said i hope she doesnt win because im going to mess it up. I knew i would mess it up. Stephen you should have had said, elaine from seinfeld laughter congratulations to you. You got better than an emmy. You got a brandnew baby daughter. applause whats your babys name. Her name is ti bay. Stephen how is she in this photo . She looks 25. Stephen she does. Hes three months. She has a personality. Its crazy. She knows what the cameras are. Picture, she goes, aaaa i go, who are you . Its cool, man. Being a dad is insane. Stephen has it changed you in any way . Yeah, it has. I have a daughter, like, everything about me is, like, my whole point of view has been changed. Im more emotional now. Stephen oh. Yeah, i am. Like, now. Im very emotional. I really am. Ive cried during movies ive never cried during. Ive cried during taken. Ive never tried during taken. Stephen they take his daughter. They do. Im, like, hope you get your daughter back, liam. I did that. Stephen did you think of acquiring a specific set of skills . I did, man. Stephen how old is she now . Shes three months and some change is that so shes knot moving around yet, shes still in the carrier, right . Shes doing this stuff. She cant roll yet. Stephen that will come any day now. Then she will be cruising and walking. Have you started the process of baby proofing yet . What do you do . Stephen put plug covers. Oh, plug covers stephen put little pads on the corner of your glass coffee table. You put locks on the Kitchen Cabinets so they cant get to the delicious windex. No, i grew up poor. We didnt have proofing. My dad would just tell us, dont do that, and leave. Stephen that works, too. Dont touch that stephen right. But i was a very imaginative kid growing up. Stephen do you have brothers and sisters . Yeah, a twin brother named jerome and a sister named yashika. The only nonj. Im from maryland so it would rain a lot. cheers and applause serious . I want to grab your hand so bad. Hi, how you doing . Oh, man, thats cool. It would rain really hard some times. All i would do is open the windows in the house so the water would come through and pretend i was in a pirate ship. laughter so me and stephen and your parents knew this . No, they werent home. laughter jerome and i would be, yarrrr the ship is sinking, what do we do . He would go, yarrr, we have to plug the holes of the ship in the bow my moms room was the bow. I saw her dresser, and we opened up the drawer to get some tools and found her vibrator. I didnt know what a vibrator was. Stephen i still dont. Till dont. I told jerome, yarrrr you found the magic tool, plug the holes with the magic tool he went around plugging the holes. I jumped off the couch and hurt my back. I said fix my back with the magic tool, yarrrr hes like, yarrr i said, yarrrr keep on going i hope that never happens to her does a applause yeah. Stephen yeah. O proof your house, please. Stephen yeah, definitely proof your house. Nice to see you again. Thank you. Stephen superior donuts returns monday 9 00 on cbs. Well be right back with a returns monday 9 00 on cbs. Well be right back with a performance by fleet foxes. T cds, baseball cards. Your old magic set . And this wrestling ticket. Which you still owe me for. Seriously . 25 i didnt even want to go. Ahhh, your diary. Mom says it is totally natural. 25 is nothing. Abracadabra, bro. The bank of america mobile banking app. The fast, secure and simple way to send money. They can fly. Travel at the speed of light. And command the currents. They dont need another way to get around. Or do they . [ engine revving ] do i use. One thatsthat wgood for my teeth . Now i dont have to choose from crest 3d white comes new whitening therapy. Its our best whitening technology. Plus, it has a fortifying formula to protect your enamel. Crest. Healthy, beautiful smiles for life. It all started when sophia stopped into marshalls and found a mug for surprisingly little green. She paired that with some succulents. And suddenly something clicked. 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Stephen ladies and gentlemen, here performing fools errand from their album crackup, fleet foxes. cheers and applause i knew you fine sight dream of mine but i know my eyes theyve often lied and i move like blood like fire and flood despite you blind love couldnt win as the facts all came in but i know ill again chase after wind what have i got if not a thought . I knew ooh, i knew i knew it was a fools errand waiting for a sign but i cant leave until the sight comes to mind a fools errand life will repeat vision i see the mouth and the teeth thats fine with me what have i got if not a thought . I knew ooh, i knew i knew it was a fools errand waiting for a sign but i cant leave until the sign comes to mind a fools errand but i can make it through i was thin and i saw life in you ooh a fools errand cheers and applause stephen happy halloween. Happy halloween. Stephen fleet foxes, everybody well be right back awfully hot for october. laughter cbs eye on the community. 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