Anyone with a fish stick, but you dont see mrs. Paul around anymore, do you . Trust the hortons fisherman but dont turn your back on him its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight plus, stephen welcomes jeff daniels and musical guest yusuf cat stevens featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hello, ladies and gentlemen of america. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Welcome to a late show. I usually say those in the opposite order, but tonight there are no rules. If you follow the news and i dont recommend it it feels like were in a tense waiting period right now, especially in new york, where people are always prepared for Something Big and unpleasant to drop, of course im talking about the m. T. A. Has announced they are going to officially ban pooping in subways and buses. Dont worry, yellow cabs, your back seats will remain a lawless swamp of human fluids. Now, if youve ever been to new york and i recommend it you know this city was built on subway excretion. Its the perfect way to cap a long day of subway masturbation. And, up til now, it was never officially banned. But now the m. T. A. Rules will specifically add defecating to the list of prohibited bodily expulsions. Wow, it made the list big week it also just made forbes 30 bodily functions under 30. So, why now . Well, an m. T. A. Official explained rules are periodically tweaked to enhance clarity, and thats the case with the addition of more descriptive language. Okay, but it really sounds like m. T. A. Employees were sick of hearing people say, you show me where in this rulebook it says i cant poop also, can i have a couple pages of that rulebook . Soften em up first. Now, it seems insane that wed have to make an official rule against taking the choo choo to brown town, but i actually think its necessary, because all the things we used to just think were common decency are now up for debate. So places like the m. T. A. Have to clarify that theres no gray area. By the way, if the area is gray, see your doctor. I think we need nopooping rules for lots of stuff people used to just know was plain wrong, like saying that if the russians came to you with dirt on your political opponent, you would listen. Or using the military police to gas peaceful protesters. Or publicly horning after your own daughter. Weve reached a point where the m. T. A. Needs to make a sign for the oval office, because right now, with the election already underway, trump and Mitch Mcconnell are about to drop trou and unload a steaming nominee on the supreme court. Because yesterday, trump told reporters that hes going to announce his pick at 5 00 p. M. On saturday. He explained on monday to his fox and friends that waiting until the weekend was just the respectful thing to do. I think itll be on friday or saturday, and we want to pay respect. It looks like it looks like we will have services on thursday or friday, and i think in all due respect, we should wait until the services are over for justice ginsburg. Stephen yes, theyre honoring the jewish tradition of waiting eight days before undermining everything someone worked a lifetime to achieve. But behind the scenes, trump is ecstatic. His Campaign Team thinks it will take the nations attention away from the coronavirus outbreak. Sure, nothing gets peoples minds off the pandemic like the death of a beloved grandmother. Now, politico interviewed trump aides about the issue, and while they were careful to avoid appearing as if they were celebrating the death of justice ginsburg, one called it super, and another said this is republican gold. You know the Trump Team Makes great condolence cards im sorry for your loss, but happy for my win its super that your gramps died goooooooold goooooooold with the election bearing down on us, trump is screaming a lot in several different places. Yesterday, he brought the rolling spittle revue to pittsburgh. But before leaving washington, he paused briefly to record tonights episode of chopper talk. Trump gave reporters a sneak preview of what he wouldnt be talking about. Why havent you said anything about the u. S. Hitting 200,000 deaths . Go ahead. Uhhh. Anybody else . Stephen anybody else . Yes. In fact, models predict about 150,000 more by the end of the year. He has nothing to say about 200,000 people dying on his watch. What a profile in courage. It reminds me of kennedys stirring words ask not. Stephen trump then departed for pittsburgh, where he talked about his relationship with his beloved melania. Last night, now, i went home, and i tell you this, i go home all the time. First lady, how do you like the crowd . Sir, i didnt see it. Stephen you call your wife first lady . And she calls you sir . What is that, some sort of sexy roleplaying where she gets turned on by the idea that she doesnt know you . Trump continued with his heartwarming story of marital bliss. Sometimes shell call me mister president , but she is only kidding, believe me. She is only kidding. Stephen as trump and sometimes she says i love you, and we both have a huge laugh. Then trump brought back his racist rebrand of the coronavirus. And to fight the china virus its the china virus. Its not the coronavirus. Corona sounds like a place in italy, a beautiful place. Its corona. No, its the china virus. Coronavirus doesnt it sound like italy, a beautiful villa . You have a beautiful corona stephen yeah, but thats because it is latin. It makes every disease sound like its italian. Hey, antonio, table three wants an order of rubella con ecoli with some shaved influenza. Thats aspicy agonorrhea trump also took a detour to Sports Metaphor corner. If i werent president you know the pressure. Your Second Amendment would be obliterated. It would maybe be gone, but at a minimum, obliterated. They havent touched your Second Amendment, not even touched it, because im here to block. I am a blocking force. I am like a lineman for the pittsburgh steelers. Stephen yeah, trumps exactly like a lineman. He eats 15,000 calories a day, and pretty sure he has brain damage. Trump then turned to the greatest antifa weapon yet groceries. They go out and buy tuna fish and soup, you know that, right . Goya, i hope they throw it. It is the perfect weight. Tuna fish they can really rip it right. Bumblebee brand tuna. Stephen that is a blatant lie. Everyone knows the official tuna of antifa is anarkist. Sorry, charlie. We believe in nothing. Now, there have been no reports in the media about any police being hit with canned tuna, but that did not stop trump from continuing his fishy fantasy they get caught. Theyre walking out there with, like, 30 cans of soup. They have, like, 25 cans of tuna. They get caught. I am bringing this home to my family. How dare you stop me. No, no, no. They use it as ammunition. It really its terrible. Stephen as trump oh, its such a clever plan. Theyre out there with the tuna and the canned soup, and when i hit them with the heat ray boom casserole. Its devious. And delicious. Well, as we just learned this afternoon, it looks like protests in the streets are not going to be dying down any time soon, especially in louisville, kentucky, where today a grand jury did not charge Police Officers for killing breonna taylor. Now, regardless of whatever the grand jury considered in this particular case, this was an innocent woman sleeping in her own bed shot dead by police. It does not seem like too much to ask for someone to be held responsible. And i think its safe to say Race Relations in america continue to be troubled, and while thats been going on for a long time, our current president has spent most of his presidency publicly inflaming them. And thats probably no accident, because today, the Washington Post dropped a new story about how racist donald trump is in private. The article quotes current and former Trump Officials who say that privately, President Trump has maintained that black americans have mainly themselves to blame in their struggle for equality, hindered more by lack of initiative than societal impediments. Thats a pretty roundabout and flowery way of just saying that hes americas racist uncle. as trump black people hold themselves back. Why didnt the central park five run a fullpage ad in the New York Times saying that i should be executed . Its sad, really. And his racism goes beyond African Americans. It goes all the way to african africans. Reportedly, when First Lady Melania Trump planned a trip to africa, he railed that he could never understand why she would want to go there. Oh, id like to solve the puzzle its very far away from you . As he is fond of pointing out, trump did enact criminal justice reform, but sources in the story say he did it to get support from the African American community. And when that failed to materialize, trump went bleep house crazy, one former official said, yelling at aides, why the hell did i do that . Yes, he went bleep house crazy and not in the way he normally does, by tweeting from the toilet. And dont worry, other ethnic groups, youre not left out. Trump brought enough hate for the whole class. Reportedly, after phone calls with jewish lawmakers, trump has muttered that jews are only in it for themselves and stick together. Donald trump saying youre only in it for yourself is like Jeffrey Dahmer telling you to be a vegan. Some former senior white house officials rushed to trumps defense, saying, this is a guy who abuses people in his cabinet, abuses fourstar generals, abuses people who gave their life for this country, abuses Civil Servants its not like he doesnt abuse people that are white as well. Ah, yes, the classic defense no lives matter and insiders argue that all president s have had problematic views on race. One former official said, Woodrow Wilson was outwardly a white supremacist. I dont think trump is as bad as wilson, but he might be. Not as bad as wilson, but he might be. Which, coincidentally, is the same thing the doctors said about trumps brain, but they meant the volleyball. So, the jury of his peers is in trumps a racist. Every day, we get more horrible news. And if youre like me, you try to escape at night by curling up with a good book, which you rest on your stomach while you spend two hours scrolling through twitter for more horrible news. And now theres a word for this selfinflicted misery. Its doomscrolling. Its the perfect name. The internet is 99 doom. The only nondoom content i take in is this Instagram Account of a dog and a duck who are best friends. And i just heard the duck is an antivaxxer. Evidently, doomscrolling is really bad for us. Experts say spending too much time on social media can be damaging to your mental health, especially when consuming too Much Negative news. Okay, thats good to know, but i will point out that my doomscrolling is the only reason i found out how bad my doomscrolling is. Doomscrolling is so prevalent now that it was named one of merriamwebsters words were watching, and dictionary. Com named it one of the new words we created because of coronavirus. And those words will replace the ones we are deleting because of coronavirus such as diet, pants, and shower. So, how do we break free of this addiction to bad news . According to clinical psychologists, some tricks to stop doomscrolling include dont use your phone as an alarm, opt out of news alerts, and replace your phone with something that brings you joy. Okay. Let me just make sure this is on silent. Beepboopbeepboop. Mmm. This is iced tea who put iced tea in my liquor flask . Read my contract. Im aware. Stephen we have a great show for you tonight. Jeff daniels is here. But when we return someones getting in trouble for putting iced tea in my liquor flask. Theres a new covid test im not kidding, who put tea in here . Cosentyx works on all of this. Cosentyx treats the multiple symptoms of Psoriatic Arthritis to help you look and feel better. Dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. Before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. An increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur. 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Its going to be pretty hard. But one way or another were going to reduce our Carbon Footprint to net zero. I want my son to know that i tried my hardest to make things better for his generation. Stephen hey, everybody, welcome back to a late show. Lets say hi to our friend, mr. Jon batiste. Hello, jon. Jon hi, stephen, whats going on . Stephen well, its a strange and troubling time. Im sure youve already seen the grand jury in kentucky has not returned any indictment or charges against the police who shot breonna taylor. Jon sighs its a tough day. Stephen yeah. Right now, there are protesters in the street. As were taping this right now, the curfew has not been instituted yet. I think thats probably in about a half an hour, Something Like that. So, i certainly hope things stay peaceful. I hope there isnt, god forbid, any furthe training coronavirussniffing dogs. Wait, dogs can detect the virus . Boy, i sure am glad everyday i have a nurse shove a footlong swab up my nose until it puncturs mmpalobe and just swishes it around. Sure, it scraped away a few memories, but mrs. Harrison wasnt that great of a thirdgrade teacher anyway. As far as i can remember. Before they release the hounds worldwide, the finns wants to make sure the dogs are good boys and girls, so right now, theels my god, theyre letting the dogs be pilots . Oh, i understand. Thats it, okay. But, apparently, it works great. They say the dogs can detect covid19 with close to 100 certainty. And it goes to the full 100 if the infected person also has a hot dog in their pocket. Heres one reason the dogs are so promising the current standard in coronavirus testing is something called a polymerase chain reaction, or p. C. R. , test, but it looks like dogs may actually be better at spotting Coronavirus Infections than p. C. R. And antibody tests, and they can also find people that are not yet p. C. R. Positive but will become p. C. R. Positive within a week. Dogs can tell the future . Quick somebody ask the dogs how the president ial debates go does trump loom over biden like a gargoyle . Does biden ask his supporters to telephone a website . I need to prepare emotionally. Now, i know what youre thinking youre saying, steve, lets see the dogs okay, but before we do, keep in so im sure that these virus sniffers are all nononsense, stoic oh, my god good boy whos going to save thousands of lives . You are yes, you are. I dont know whats more upsetting, that that dog is doing more to prevent the spread of coronavirus than our president , or that that doesnt surprise me at all. Heres how the process at the airport will work passengers swab their skin with a wipe, which they then will drop into a cup to be given to one of the dogs to check. Then the dog goes oooh, a cup i hope it has chicken in it. I love chicken. 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Director james comey in showtimes miniseries the comey rule. Please welcome to a late show, jeff daniels hello, jeff daniels. Stephen, how are you . Stephen im doing okay, all things considered. How are you . Im okay. I got a little bit of a mullet going. Stephen oh, yeah, look at that. Bringing it back. Stephen a ski lift. This is very late 70s. That happens. That happens a lot. Stephen i want to talk to you about the james comby the comey rule. You play james comby. Youre 63, but comby is 68. How do you act those extra five inches . Its tough. You know, i i harken back to the days when Robert Deniro did ranging bull and put on 60 pounds. You immediately think, i need to be 68 and how do i do that. You see raging bull too many timeses when you say, i need lifts. I could have done the alan ladd jr. , thing . Remember him . He was 56, and they would cast the other actors, and they would build a trench so that the taller actor would be lower and they would walk down towards the saloon. And i could have done that, but they said no. I put twoinch lifts in. That got me up to 65. Stephen wow. And then i just said, hell, ill just act the rest of it. Otherwise, it was a call to elton john, which i wasnt going to do. Stephen could you feel like you could dunk up there . Hes not 68. Hes seven12. He is as tall stephen have you met him . Have you met the guy . Yeah, im in my lifts and im going, director comby. Stephen hes the like the aliens that come out of the ship at the end of close encounters. Its just all these long limbs and he picks people up by the skull and puts them someplace else. Now, how do you feel about comby, people have a lot of, well, mixed feelings about him. Ive had mixed feelings about him over the years. Sometimes you feel like hes a hero doing the right thing. And sometimes you feel like hes a guy who shanked it for, perhaps, selfpreservation or egoivityical reasons. Its hard to know at times. How do you feel about comby playing him, and how do you feel the other side of having done that . I think the biggest impact, way back in 2016, was owct when they reopened the investigation into her emails, and if anything, i was going, what is this guy thinking . But you end up learning what hes thinking. You read the book. You the movie, and you start to understand that it wasnt as simple as what you might see on your twitter feed. That its complicated. The guy was caught between a rock and a hard place time after time after time. He he he also he has this thing about the rule of law and the sacredness of the department of justice, and what is right, and facts are facts and truth is really truth. There is only one truth, you know. Those are sacred to him. Theyre bigger than he is. And he was in the middle of a tsunami of none of that matters. Were still in it. And jim, what i learned, was that he is an apolitical public servant. We didnt know what that was. In october of 2016. We were too worried about billy bush and, you know, oh, my god. Its hillarys emails comby, what is he its like were all were all doing this. And he really he just he led the way ar for people like fiona hill, william taylor, colonel vindman, and others. Jim was like the first apolitical public servant. Talk about an alien. We didnt know what that looked like. Were so politically left and right, we dont know what apolitical which is what jim had to do aiming at the rule of law. Any time somebody came in and said, well, you cant do this because of the political talk to the hand. He had to stay true to that apolitical kind of pointing towards the rule of law. And the sacredness of that. Stephen do you think it affected the election . Because i think the effect on the department is selfevident. I i think he had an impact on the election, certainly. Stephen okay. That was rock and a hard place. Stephen im not saying its all at his feet. Im not laying it all at his feet. And i wont either, but it certainly had an impact on it, and thats what made those decisions so difficult. And thats what the movie shows you. It shows you rock and a hard place. These are the things if he does this. These are the things if he does that. Stop the movie. What would you do . And thats just story thats us trying to go, put yourself in his shoes and put your twitter feed down, and you decide. Because he had to. The other things that in doing it, that i look back on now, you know, he came out with that because giuliani was going to come out two days later and leak it. Wikileaks was going to come out with the 33,000 emails. This was, you know, in october. The main stream media jumped on that. Thats red meat. Thats a big story. Thats eyeballs. Thats ratings. And they stayed on that until what the best story out of that would have been hillarys guilty. They found something criminal three days before the election. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Red meat, even bigger story. But they didnt. They found nothing. So they released that information, not as big a story. And then you got the american electorate this is back in october 2016. Were not really paying attention. Were informed, but not really. A lot of people in this country are going, you know what, trump, you know, the business man running the country. Maybe its fireman that. And ill get my taxes cut. And you know what . Hes going to have 10 people around him who are going to stop him from doing something stupid and dangerous. Im going to not vote for hillary or vote for trump. There are people out there like that. I live around them. And it ended up being we werent paying we werent as informed as we should have been. Now those 10 people are gone. He fired them. He got rid of them. And now maybe the comby rule will help inform people. The one side is trump says combys a liar. This is the other side. You will learn stuff about why he did what he did and maybe theres a shared responsibility going into this election in 2020. Stephen as you imply with what youre saying right there, leadingum to the election is only part of the story. Then theres actually under the Trump Administration and combys relationship with trump leading to comby being fired spoiler alert. That gets me to a question i have about the release of this movie. Election, and then for reasons i dont understand and im wondering whether you do it was moved to being released after the election. And then you, the director, other people who worked on this from the articles that ive read, say that you would never have done this to come out after the election, and it got moved up before the election. Can you walk me through what happened there . Do you know why it was moved until after the election . Where did that decision come from . Up high. At a corporate level that im not privy to. Stephen well, im not privy to it, either. And i work here. Yeah, well, okay, i mean, we we were i was doing mockingbird at the time, had to go right into comby because we had to have it delivered by may the following year. And theyre going to release it in the summer or the fall before the election. Thats why everybody signed on. People at shotime, everybody, that was and then all of a sudden it stopped. Nobody talked to me for two months while this was going on. And then at the end of the may i get this zoom call with billy and jim comby and the producers say its going to be after the election and we had to fight to get it before thanksgiving. And i said, okay, when was somebody going to talk to me about this . Because theyre going to want me to promote this, right . And they said, yes, youll get the promotional schedule next week. Okay, well theyre not going to want me to be in front of a mike are phone. So im out. I wouldnt be sitting here with you. This is not the deal. This is not why we all signed up. Its not that we want to, you know, bury trump. But it is that we want to keep people informed. We want to be part of the national conversation. We want to be relevant. And to some, it it it was an an attack on trump, im hearing. Again, nobodys talked to me. Still, nobodys talked to me about it. Its corporate. Its all that. Im going, okay, the only card ive got to play is im not in it. Delete. And thats what i did. Stephen what do you want people to learn from it before they go vote . Get informed. Just get informed. Not only about jim comby and what his side of the story might have been. You might learn something. I sure did. And then, then, ifthat fues your outrage, then this is an opportunity. November 3 is an opportunity for this country and all of those people who are so angry and so outraged about so many things to open the door to a new america. It really is. Its a crossroads. Its a dday. Its a modernday dday, and we have the 200,000 people dead to prove it. This is a big election. Its a crossroads for this country. And if you want a new america, you better vote. And you better get out the vote. You better help people get their mailin ballots to the clerk. You get energized. Because that its a big deal. This is it. This is it. Otherwise, were going to have a royal family, and were going to have more of this insanity for another four to eight to 12 years. Buckle up for that. Stephen jeff, we have to attack a quick break. But stick around, everybody, well be right back with more mr. Jeff daniels. Our new mcdonalds spicy chicken mcnuggets are just the right amount of spicy. A medium sprite kind of spicy. But if you get the mighty hot sauce. Well, laughter good luck. Ba da ba ba ba theres my career, my cause, my choir. Im a work in progress. So much goes into who i am. Hiv medicine is one part of it. 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Thats the fun of acting is that you can yeah, ill play him we did, in the to cast the comby role. Who would play trump i wouldnt. I wouldnt either. I would. I want to get in that head. I want to get in there, look around, see if i see anything. Stephen its dark its dark and dirty, man. You definitely want to wear a mask, covid or none. It is a little dark in there. We were having trouble casting trump. Brandon passed the first time, and thankfully he came back. I was going to do that patty duke thing. Remember that way back when . Ill do both roles. And my wife said, think about the lines you will have to learn. I said, youre right, forget it. Stephen you often play people who are perceived heroically, or are heroes or perceive themselves as heroes. Comby, a atikus finch. Do you seek those roles out or do you go, thats a jeff daniels role . I get a lot of that. And newsroom. You can do this, because you know why you did newsroom. Newsroom bought me 10 years easily. And the subsequent roles enforced it and in the third act of my career im working more than ever. Im grateful and appreciative. But i think it all stems from that northwestern speech in newsroom. Stephen how do you feel about your friend jim carrey playing joe biden on s. N. L. . Thats who theyre bringing in. I texted him and said, go easy man, we need him. Stephen that sounds like jim carrey. Go easy. I want to see what hes going to do. You got to figure hes going to go with the aviator glasses and the teeth. Stephen and the hlfsmile. The halfsmile. Yeah, hes excited to do it. Yeah. Stephen i know you narrated his book. You did the audio book of his book. Tell me the difference getting into jim carreys head versus jim combys head. Is there any crossover . No, no. Jim jim once you figure its pretty right there. Jim carrey is is is an acid trip into the Creative Genius of jims mind. And its a wild ride. The book is im reading the audio book. It took me three days. It was it was like hunteres thompson meets allison in wonderland, only its jim. And it was exhausted. I was just i felt like i was back on dumb and dumber. It was so great. Because you want to go. You want to ride that comic tornado. Here i go ago, dumber number three, off we go. I loved it. I loved doing it. Its a great book. It really is. Stephen please stay healthy out there. We need our jeff daniels. Weve lost some very good people people. I know are you were a great fan of john prien, as we were. I loved that man. Any thoughts on john pry, in e, and what a loss he was to our music, to our culture, just to humanity . Anyone who writes anything songs, plays, movies, books whatever you want to write original, like, an original line, an original phrase. And john pryne was one of those people who did that. When he wrote only john pryne would write it that way. In a world where everybody has heard and seen and read and written everything, when you can still do that like he could, thats gold. Thats what a true artist is. Thats how i think of him. Stephen the comey rule premieres this sunday on showtime. Jeff daniels, everybody jeff, thanks for being here. Thank you, stephen. Great to see you stephen well be right back with a performance by yusuf cat stevens. Yes, that one. Who know an open mind is the only kind. Who dont need to travel to find something new. Who know where to escape, even just for a moment. Who dont need a fortune to find a gem. And who know when you spend less, you can discover even more. And never, ever stop discovering. Spend less, discover more. At t. J. Maxx, marshalls, and homegoods. But she wanted someone who loves with the cats. Ng. So, we got griswalda. Dinners almost ready. But one thing we could both agree on was getting geico to help with our renters insurance. 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Now that ive lost everything to you you say you wanna start something new and its breaking my heart youre leaving baby, im grieving but if you want to leave take good care hope you have a lot of nice things to wear nice friends out there just remember theres a lot of bad and beware ooh, baby, baby its a wild world its hard to get by just upon a smile ooh, baby, baby its a wild world ill always remember you like a child, girl you know ive seen a lot of what the world can do and its breaking my heart in two because i never want but if you want to leave take good care baby i love you ooh, baby, baby its a wild world its hard to get by just upon a smile ooh, ooh ooh, baby, baby its a wild world and ill always remember you like a child ooh, baby, baby its a wild world and its hard to get by just upon a smile ooh, ooh ooh, baby, baby its a wild world and ill always remember you like a child stephen than heres the very model of a modern daily family meal when food ideas are scarce and everything becomes a big ordeal you want something nutritious that your family will devour but add one thing thats healthy. 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