Calm. You know hell do it calm, the polls have biden ahead. Dont tell me about polls. The polls had hillary ahead. How did that go . Calm, calm buzzer couple calm calm calm screw calm vote vote votes announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, should we joe . Plus stephen welcomes john oliver, cher and musical guest jojo, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. I stake exception to the way we announce cher tonight. John oliver, cher. No, its john oliver, cher did cher do something to our announcer . Cher cher im so excited about cher. John olivers price nys. John olivers nice. We are only 23 minutes away from november 3, the day weve all been hopedreading while laughscreaming at our doomscrolling. Tomorrow night we will be live on showtime at 11 00 p. M. For our Election Night special. If you dont have showtime, just sign up for the free trial its free and who doesnt love a trial . Id like to throw a free one for trump next year at the hague sir, just think of the ratings. A lot of americans are nervous right now, and i get it. This is the most highstakes election of my lifetime. And i include when Ruben Studdard beat clay aiken. There were riots. Stores had to board up their windows. Thats how you board up things, with wood . Circuit city, blockbuster, they never recovered. But, personally, i am oddly calm. I am approaching tomorrow with the languid placidity of the blue whale. My heart beats but eight times a minute. Im the most relaxed ive been for months because at 11 38 the night before the election, whatchoo gonna do . I think we can officially say weve given donald trump a chance. Jared, you have 22 minutes to achieve middle east peace. Get them to agree that hummus is delicious and just go from there. You see, i think everyone has made up their mind back in 2017. Have you seen trumps approval numbers . Thats flatter than the black rock desert. You could set a land speed record on 44 . So, to quote jim lovell from apollo 13, isaac newton is in the drivers seat now. We are in the grip of the Gravitational Forces of democracy, which are pulling us towards the results. Its like our country is a deep space object approaching a black hole. Either were going to get sucked over the Event Horizon into a well of corruption that not even votes can escape, or well use this gravity well to pick up speed and slingshot us into an entirely new direction. Maybe that planet where baby yoda lives. Hes cute. This is a test of the strength of american voters, but also of the institutions weve built. This president has exposed a lot of weaknesses in our government, but it just needs to hold together for one last run. Our democracy is like the millennium falcon. She aint pretty, but remember when she passed the Voting Rights act in 12 parsecs . who could forget the immortal words of Lyndon Johnson when he signed it . growling biden continues to lead in the National Polls by 810 points, but its closer in the swing states. In fact, last night 538s nate silver bluntly stated, im here to remind you that trump can still win. Thanks for the reminder, nate. Its something that hadnt occurred to me while i stared unblinking at the ceiling for the past four years. But if trump does end up losing, im sure he will be gracious when he pretends that he won. Because, according to axios, trump plans to declare premature victory. The premature part is no surprise. Like he always says to his ladies as trump i was first. I win sex now, trump has issued a nondenial denial about premature victory declarations, but said he doesnt want any of the mailin ballots, which appear to lean heavily democratic, to be counted after november 3 so, hes just redefining premature as any time hes not winning. I think its a terrible thing when ballots can be collected after an election. I think its a terrible thing when states are allowed to tabulate ballots for a long period of time after the election is over. Stephen he doesnt understand that democracys not done until all the votes are counted. You definitely dont want trump cooking the thanksgiving turkey. as trump its turkey sashimi. Keep chewing, the gobbling means its fresh and for all of his vague denials, hes admitted hes going to try to shut down the count were going to go in the night of, as soon as that elections over, were going in with our lawyers. Stephen as trump the people have spoken, and they better lawyer up, because my attorneys going to sue them for libel. At a rally in pennsylvania, trump painted a dark picture of an america that counted all the votes november 3 is going to come and go and were not gonna know, and youre gonna have bedlam in our country, and youre gonna have this period of nine days, or seven days, or whatever it is, and many bad things. Stephen oh, really . Youve been president for four years. And weve spent the last eight months without human contact and holding our breath so we wouldnt murder nana i think we can handle many bad things for 79 days. Plus, as the New York Times and every other publication in existence points out, we have never had results on election day. Theres a reason Inauguration Day used to be in march the votes used to be loaded on oxcarts and haywains and driven to the county seat so they could be tabulated onto birchbark and then hauled by canal boats to the capital the dayof is just a madeup Television Network event there is absolutely no precedent for a president i win, i win, i win stephen i cast you out stephen one unexpected swing state this year is texas. And some texans arent into the swinging lifestyle, cause on friday, a bus carrying bidenharris staffers was surrounded by a group of armed Trump Supporters in pickup trucks, who tried to run them off the road. It took two years, but texas is finally being menaced by trumps terrorist caravan that is chilling, and i think we have a wider shot. Jimmy . Aaahhh witness me stephen this kind of highway hooliganism has no place in a free country. So, trump was super into it. Did you see the cars today, from all over the place . They had the thing with these, like, very good people, they were riding along a highway, and you had sleepy joes bus. So they escorted the bus, and the radical left said what a horrible thing that is to escort the bus. Stephen clearly false, but im guessing not the first time trump has lied about an escort. Local officials didnt seem to care. When asked about the incident all of this is happening in the surge of the pandemic. The United States passed surpassed 230,000 deaths, and set a new record for single day infections, 100,000. And the Large Campaign rallies held by patient zeroinchief are not helping. In fact, a group of Stanford University economists estimate that there have been at least 30,000 Coronavirus Infections and 700 deaths as a result of 18 Campaign RalliesPresident Trump held. Trump doesnt have a campaign. Hes got the touring company of typhoid mary poppins. Hey, if you need a cooling balm to apply to your stress induced plaque psoriasis, let me prescribe this video of former president barack obama cheering oh whoa, whoa, whoa. Walk off thats what i do thats what i do stephen oh, my god, he got hotter. Our countrys exboyfriend got hotter. Is he doing peloton . Look at his butt. Put that in tennis shorts why did we ever stop dating this guy . Hes swishing three pointers in church shoes while our new boyfriend needs two hands to drink water. Okay. Take a breath. Its fine. Im sure there are plenty of videos of our new boyfriend playing basketball. Okay, we gotta dump this loser. Just one little bit of advice. Barack obama, you know i love you, but youre bidens wingman now. You follow him out of rooms. Hes the one americas supposed to want to go home with when the bar closes. Quit drainin threes. 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The wrinkle guard shirt has less wrinkles and static, and more softness and freshnes a bounce out wrinkles with bounce wrinkle guard dryer sheets teen mom. It happened again. vo add some thrill to your wish list. At the season of audi sales event. Get excpetional offers now. Stephen welcome back, everybody lets say hello the jon batiste. Hello, jon. Jon whoa, with somebody who loves me come on stephen oh, i miss whitney. Hey, how are you feeling . Jon you know, im just preparing and im in good spirits and im going to stay thrsm weve just got to keep moving. Stephen this is true. I know youve already voted. I know youre going to be down in philly tomorrow, right . Jon yeses, and were going to be bringing love and joy amidst whatever happens. Stephen i just want everybody to know our late night, late show digital team has a big day. Theyre presenting a late show preshow hoping for the best starting at 11 00 a. M. Right up till show time. Check it out on the instagram, the twitter and the facebook. Visit twitter. Com colbertlateshovisit. Jon please, stay cool out there. Stephen jon batiste, everybody. Thank you, jon. Jon yes, indeed. Stephen joining me now is the host of last week tonight on hbo, please welcome, john oliver. Hello, john oliver. Hello, everyone. Hola, stephen. Stephen hola, john. Bueno. Stephen no pressure by theyd interview tonight. The second interview is cher. Youre opening for cher tonight. Did you ever dream that you would be wearing that when you opened for cher . How dare you wear that this has at least a thousand too few sequins of it. This is an absolute satorial escape. Stephen when i actually got set up at my house, you were my first guest. Again, thank you for that. You were my last guest before the great changing of the age, whatever it may be. Well, cher is. Cher is the last. And you could not have picked better. When they said to me cher is going to be on tonight, i thought, that is exactly what i need now. I dont need myself as a guest, i need cher. Stephen yes, im always looking forward to it. Ive always wand to talk to her. Shes cher have you talked to cher before . No, i havent talked to cher. Stephen why wouldnt you . You dont bump into her backstage at all the at the venetian . No, dont. I watch what she does on twitter every now and then because shes spectacular on twitter. Stephen ill read this, shes like all caps momma out there. All caps and she tweets like a toddler whos just had two mountain do yous and learned what emojis are for the first time. She goes hard. Stephen obviously, its a big week for the country. Its a big week for the world. Americas elections mean something everywhere. I wouldnt understate the extent to which the rest of the world is emotionally invested in whats happen. Stephen really . Have you spoken to them . I havent talked to anybody. Just because of covid i dont want to spread it outside our borders over a telephone line. How are everybody in the u. K. Perceiving whats about to happen . My best friend texted me, like, 5 00 a. M. This morning and he said, hey, is it tense over there . I was quite bleary. I texted him and went back to sleep. I texted back all caps pretty bleep tense exclamation mk send. It read as punchy as it was supposed to. Yeah, they are all waiting with invested interest in the way america is going to swing. Stephen you also have a big week because its your first president ial election now that youre an american citizen. Yes. Stephen so youre allowed to vote. A, thats so exciting. Its amazing. Stephen congratulations on having been made a citizen before. This but what did it feel like to go pull the lever or however they did it at your polling place . That was no lever. That was discis appointing. Honestly, it was amazing. Putting aside the candidates in this election for a moment, which already i feel sorry about it, putting that aside, as an immigrant who just got his citizenship in december of last year, i was waiting for that to feel real. But when you worry about your immigration status all the time and even getting your passport doesnt feel real because you havent tested it against a system. But i thought this will feel differently when i leave america, come back and am treated differently by the system. Standing in line, i thought maybe this will be it. I didnt feel it. Giving them my name and getting the ballot, i didnt feel it. Scanning it into the machine and the machine saying youre r your vote has been counted, i nearly burst into tears. That is the truth. My eyes got misty and i thought, i dont know if i can cry in the voting station. Stephen thats lovely. I didnt want to wait for the machine to say your vote has been counted, asterisk, you live in new york, so its counted. Stephen sort of. So give me a ballpark of how many hours you were in line. Was it hours . Yeah, i was probably you mean start to finish stephen join the line. Thats how lines work. Join the line. Out of line. The queue. Does that help . Much better. I was in the queue an hour and a half stephen compare that to voting in u. K. You guys just go to pubs there. You either pick a pickled egg or scotch egg and they know thats whawhat party youre voting for . I wish it wasnt true, but, yeah, you walk up to the bar and you say, all right, governor, i take the pickled egg. Really, voting for thatcher again . I am. You have to understand this, i think lines have been normalized in america. I think that everyone else stands in line for hours. Stephen there are not lines over there . No, its not lines. Its absolute madness to stand to have to stand in line for that long is an absolute disgrace wherever you are. Nobody else has to stand in line for seven, nine, eleven hours, whatever youre hearing about. Its absurd. Stephen now that you voted and you feel more american, have you thought about losing the accent . Um stephen have you put any effort into it, by the way . I think what im scrolling through is which accent do i pick . If youre going to get to reinvent yourself, am i doing bronx, am i going into kind of 1950 south, am i going to the california surfer. Stephen delaware. Delaware, absolutely nothing. Flat. Newscaster. Really. Stephen yes, a manila envelope taped to a beige wall. No character. No character at all. All right, ill look into that. Stephen yeah. I might go with a really intense baltimore accent. Stephen those are difficult to do. Yeah, those noises dont make any sense. Stephen give me a taste. I have no idea. Stephen oh, so close just say i got stuck in the fort mchenry tunnel. Literally, i was about to have a swing at that and there was something in my body went that sound cant come out. Its actually not okay. 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Lets talk about the lockdown over in england. Europe had a rough go oft it in the spring and early summer. There were lockdowns all over there. Yall came out of it or not yall because yall is us now but the people you used to belong to over there, they came out of it, had a pretty good summer, and now a serious surge of cases over there, and another lockdown. Back when we were in lockdown and yall were in lockdown oro england was in lockdown, we were kind of in similar boats. Since then, this massive antiscience push has happened in the United States. Do the people back in the u. K. Pay attention to the scientists . Is there resistance, i guess is what im saying . I dont think theres resistance to science. I think theres resistance to how its being handled in the u. K. I think there is frustration that people are being asked to do something very difficult by people they do not trust, but i dont think that extends into doubting the science here. And again stephen theres nobody like Boris Johnson never says scientists dont know . I mean, its look, Boris Johnson is a flawed human being whenever he opens his mouth, so i dont think Boris Johnson has earned the right to authority on anything he talks about, but nothing is as bad as here. I mean, thats the thing thats hard to its like with the lines for voting, there is intense frustration at how things the government in the u. K. Has handled the coronavirus, but they know its nothing like whats happening here. Theres still, in the u. K. , a sense of, well, there might need to be a collective effort to not overburden the n. H. S. , which people are very protective of. I wish that was the case here. I wish there was an understanding of what we might be about to put hospital workers through again. Stephen im not going to wrap because i need to talk about an honor you recently received that im very jealous of and i will tell you why in just a moment. Yeah. Stephen 2020 has been a crappy year for you because the down of danbury, connecticut, named a Sewage Treatment plant after you. Do you have any duties, if you pardon the expression i dont pardon it. Comedically, i do not pardon it. Stephen okay. That felt avoidable. Stephen it was not avoidable at all. It caught me by surprise and then i had to deal with it. You understand . Im as much as a victim as you are and i do not appreciate the hostility, frankly, and im here just trying to celebrate the fact that you got a bleep factory named out of you and youre after you and youre like, no doody jokes about my bleep factory. Its such a joy being with someone at the same level of punchiness as i am right now. Im very glad i dont have to do an hourplus live show tomorrow. Stephen bleep you. bleep , bleep , bl you. laughter four years ago, it would be, get me another motorbike, im going again. Stephen tomorrow night is merely episode two of a twopart series tomorrow was were just going to start the whole thing with, previously on american democracy, and then just have a, now the exciting conclusion of american democracy, tomorrow night. All the same guests are coming back. Literally, we invited all the same people back for tomorrow night the String Quartet on the titanic are coming back for an encore stephen but hold on, youve got a Sewage Treatment plant named after you. Thats nothing to sneeze at. Its amazing. You know what was genuinely inspirational about it, one of our writers, when we were doing a difficult piece about jury selection, he writes a joke about danbury without even thinking about it, just picked the name out of the air, and turns out, right, you come from danbury you bet north miss. Because they started coming back at us saying were going to name this sewage plan. Theres a whole back and forth. Theres Something Different about participating in a joke you cant control, like with officials, and i have the official paperwork here. Stephen thats fantastic. But look at this. They sent me a toilet. Stephen my favorite part, if you look up here, its memorial. Thats legitimately a great idea. Its their idea. Im not dead yet. Stephen when you die, they can actually just drop your body in there with the sewage and cycle you through and get the water out of you like youre on dune. Last week tonight airs sundays on h. B. O. Look it up. John oliver. Well be back with cher, now thats a guest thats it [sfx typing sound] [sfx typing sound] [sfx typing sound] [sfx typing sound] you got me feelin punchdrunk crazy, so crazy its everything i want, now maybe, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh can we do it again . Your blessings all i ever wanted im stressed, you got me feelin nauseous wowwowwowwowwow wowwowwowwowwow wow wowwowwowwowwow blackdeals gone in a flash. That was black friday then. This. Is black friday now. Target has deals all november. With new deals each week, instore and on target. Com. Its black friday now, at target. Get new charmin ultra strong. Getting clean . It just cleans better, so your family can use less. Hello clean bottom enjoy the go with charmin. We need to increase federal support for testing, doubling the number of drivethru testing sites. Its a simple measure. Everyone needs to wear a mask in public. We need real plans, real guidelines with uniform, nationwide standards. Its a simple proposition folks. Were all in this together. Weve gotta fight this together. Well emerge from this stronger because we did it together. Im joe biden, and i approve this message. Smooth driving pays off with allstate, the safer you drive the more you save you never been in better hands allstate click or call for a quote today you never been in better hands allstate woman after covid, my hours got so we cant pay our bills. And now our Family Budget is gonna be hit hard with prop 15. The yes on 15 ads say it only raises taxes on big corporations. Thats not true were all going to pay. 11 billion in new property taxes will get passed on to Small Businesses and farms. Theyll raise prices. Higher gas, health care, food. Even day care. We cant make ends meet now. Families cant afford 15. No on prop 15. Stephen welcome back, everybody. My next guest is an oscar, emmy, and grammy winner with a new single, happiness is just a thing called joe. Please welcome to a late show, cher. Cher look at you there thank you stephen i cant believe im not going to hide my fandom. At this point audience to go crazy i want the band to play a hit i want lights, glitz, i want to wear a big bob mackey head dress, but thank you for being here anyway. Well, were going to be disappointing. laughter no, were fabulous, okay . Were fabulous, doesnt make any difference what we have on. Stephen so its election eve and its covid times. How are you doing right now . Well, whats been keeping me energized is i have been talk to phone banks, i have been talking to volunteers, i have been in arizona, i have been in in in nevada, so i think thats how im and i try not to watch the news. So thats how i thats how i am keeping myself, um, in two pieces or one piece. Stephen not watching the news is really smart. Ive got to ask, what is it like when you phone bank . When you when you call and you say, hi, this is cher, what happens . Well, mostly they introduce me first, but the kids can see me first, and then theres lots of this, you know, and theres lots of laughing and excitement, and then and then theres lots of me explaining why im doing this and and how proud i am of everybody, and its honest. Its honest. I mean, and, um and how i support them, and i know the job is hard, and i know but theyve just got to keep going. Theyre so willing, theyre so ready. Stephen now, i understand that you are a longtime joe biden supporter. Youre a joe o. G. When did you first meet him and what was it about joe that first struck you . 2006. Stephen that is an oldtime joe supporter. Yeah. 2006. And he thinks that he invited me to see him, but i crashed his office. So, um, so because i had been watching him talk, and i had you know, and i was wondering, nobodys this, this is bleep . So i thought, im going to go there and im going to just i was kind of going to interrogate him, which is what i did, and i found outo how much how straight he was. I asked him a question, and it was a question that any other politician might have just skirted around it and not given the answer, and he did, and i was i was so impressed. I just i cannot tell you how impressed i am with him. Imean, we all know hes got compassion and thats a big thing. I mean, its a huge thing now. But he has more than compassion. Hes so smart and hes so dedicated, and he is he wants us to become the countryt that we should have become. Stephen and its never too late. You also have been supporting joe on twitter. Youve got an innimble twitter style. Youve got a caps lock game down right there. Heres what he said, must make joe biden our next president. You dont have 2 love so joe bu. Do he helped us pull out of a resegments ive known joe since 2006. He can lead us out of the darkness into great light. He has great plans. If you avoid news, i hope you avoid twitter because its a toxic environment, i hope you dont spend much time there. The people on my twitter arent toxic, i get stupid trump people but thats like stupid dog tricks. I get some of these, but mostly i get people who have my same thoughts about what should be going on in this world. I get really stupid things from them but i dont care. You know, who cares. Stephen you have a new single happiness is just a thing called joe that he inspired. How did that come about . Well, he didnt really inspire it, exactly. Its just i thought about him. I remembered the song and i rewrote the lyrics and i just thought its so perfect and its the way i feel about him and its the way id like everyone to feel about him. Stephen jim, do we have a clip of this . It seems like happiness is just a thing joe hes got a smile that makes thy lacks want to grow hes got a way that makes the angels heave a sigh when they know president joes passing by stephen thats lovely. Thank you. Now i know you dont drink and you dont smoke. People are dealing with their stress in the next 24 hours, and a lot of people are feeling a little squirrely. Do you stress eat . Whats your vice . No, i stress. I mean, i dont do the other but i stress. Stephen but how do you deal with it . Do you, like, hit the ice cream hard . What do you do . Sometimes, but that doesnt really help. I think i might start drinking tomorrow night. Stephen oh, well let us know. That will be headline news. No, i just have a ring and i wear it and it says fear not. Stephen oh. And my friend gave it to me and i just twirl it when im really, really nervous, i just look down at it and when it says fear not i stop myself. Stephen cher, thank you so much for being here. Its such a pleasure. I really hope i can see you again in person and when we have the audience back to the ed sullivan theater and you can blow the doors off that place. I can come out and i can sing and we can all rejoice. Stephen that will be lovely. Ill rejoice just to be able to see you in person, which means our world is in a better place. Happiness is just a thing called joe, everybody. Its available now. The woman is cher. Well be right back with a performance by jojo. Thank you, cher. Unitedhealthcare medicare plans offer so much more. So you can find just the right plan for you. Like the visit a doctor anywhere our rv takes us plan. The zero copays means more money for rumba lessons plan. 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Tuck, tuck, do you want a walk boy . Tucker, do you want to go out . When the whole family needs an excuse to get out, nutros clean recipe will help your dog keep up. Uber and lyft are like every big guy ive ever brought down. Prop 22 doesnt help their drivers it denies them benefits. 22 doesnt help women. It actually weakens Sexual Harassment laws, which are meant to protect them. Uber and lyft arent even required to investigate Sexual Harassment claims. I agree with the la times no on 22. Uber and lyft want all the power. So, show them the real power is you. Vote no on prop 22. Stephen welcome back. Performing the Biden Harris Campaign anthem, the change, written by iconic songwriter diane warren, jojo. Im not gonna blame put the blame on nobody all its gonna get me is get me nowhere im just gonna look gonna look in the mirror and start there im gonna be the change im gonna start with my heart im gonna be the light be that light, my own light that lights my way through the dark im gonna see that day change is gonna find me but its up to me up to me, all on me to make that change inside me so im gonna be the change, change, change im gonna be the change, change, change im gonna be the change, change, change im not gonna make gonna make no excuses im not gonna waste no more time being blind cause there aint no world aint no world that im changing if i dont change mine im gonna stand a little taller hold my head a little higher raise my voice a little louder its time im gonna be the change im gonna start with my heart im gonna be the light be that light, my own light that lights my way through the dark im gonna see that day change is gonna find me but its up to me up to me, all on me to make that change inside me im gonna be the change, change, ooh i can feel the fire is starting nothings gonna put it out its like this moments waiting for me and its right now im gonna be the change gonna start with my heart gonna be the light be that light, my own light that lights my way through the dark im gonna see that day change is gonna find me but its up to me up to me, all on me to make that change inside me im gonna be the change, change, change im gonna be the change, change, change im gonna be the change, change, change, ooh im gonna be the change, change, change im gonna be the change, change, change im gonna be the change, change, change stephen jojo, everybody. 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Im not saying norah, dickerson, and gayle arent gonna do a great job, but one of those will can feature full frontal nude at this. James corden is next, but first, lets say good night with some music from jon batiste and stay human. Good luck. Go vote. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by cbs the late late show, oh, oh the late late show, ooh the late late show, oh, oh the late late show oh, oh its the late late show