To my lovely friends and family who live inland or not at the Jersey Shore at all:
STOP INVITING ME PLACES DURING THE SUMMER.
Okay...that sounds harsh so let me explain.
First of all: If I am invited for a big life event, this post does NOT apply to you.
For example, my family and I will be heading out towards Western New Jersey for my sister's college graduation celebration this upcoming Saturday. I am PUMPED and it is gonna be a partayyy.
This post is intended for people who are looking to just "hang out" or chill.....for example, like one of my co-workers named Mario.