Akron, ohio who has diligently spent the last year goog ling the phrase kate upton naked. Great investigative work, benjamin. Id like to shake your hand. Actually, you know what . On second thought, thumbs up. cheers and applause . Apparently, unnamed 4chaners were able to acquire the photos from apples iclouds. According to Security Experts its possible the hacked celebrities hadys to get passwords rather than stronger pass phrases that are long and hard to get such as 1 day i ate 364 bannas 13 cherry pies. Although, i think its pretty obvious which celebrity has that password. He is no stranger cheers and applause he is no stranger applause no stranger to nude scandal, because i have never seen one picture of him wearing clothes. laughter folks, i condemn this gross violation of privacy because everyone takes nude selfies nowadays. Keep your phone in your pocket right next to your genitals. Its only a matter of time before they get together after a couple of drinks. I stand with the Huffington Post which published a searing oped shaming anyone who looked at or shared these photos. See do not i mean this conot look at these photos. You dont need to. Instead, check out all the sideboob and nip slip on huffpos actual sideboob page. Theres Jennifer Lawrence flashing sidebook at the rome film festival. Thats why i call the the moral full crom of the internet. Of course, the internet isnt the only place people dont feel secure. Theres also everywhere else. Take last months unrest in ferguson, missouri. It raised a lot of troubling questions. Foremost among them is jake tapper going to be okay . These are armed police with semiautomatic rifles with batons, with shields, many of them dressed for combat. Now, why theyre doing this, i dont know, because there is no threat going on here, none, that merits this. There is nothing going on, on this street right now, that merits this scene out of bagram, nothing. What is this . This doesnt make any sense. Stephen now, jake is a friend so it is with the greatest respect i say youre an idiot. laughter the cops dont need armored personnel carriers because theres no violence. There was no violence because the cop cops have armored persol carryiers. Same reason i dont need to have sex because im carrying a condom. laughter 9 11 showed us just how vulnerable we are to violent attack. Thats why today i live in the gated community with a fence no terrorist could possibly breach, unless they somehow acquire stool technology. laughter so its no surprise the same stateoftheart security cameras that protect times square also protects scotsbluff, nebraska, population 1539. Sorry, al qaeda, but the historic Lake Minatare lighthouse will never stop shining. Whats that . Its not a functional lighthouse . You win this round, bin laden cheers and applause , of course, cameras alone wont secure our shores, so Congress Passed the department of Defense Excess Property Program which distributes surplus military equipment to state and local law enforcement. Its all part of the pentagons ongoing take a tank, leave a tank program. And it has done wonders for little towns like keene, new hampshire, which obtained a surplus 286,000 bearcat armored vehicle, which they had they needed because the threat is farreaching and often unforeseen. Keene currently hosts several large public functions to include an annual pumpkin festival. laughter definitely a target. Were talking about americas premiere pumpkin festival. Need proof . Name another one. laughter and its not just spreading to local authorities, folks. Federal allegations are also forming swat teams, the Railroad Retirement board, the Consumer Product safety commission, and the department of agriculture, because you never know when a genetically modified ear of corn might come around looking for a little payback. Folks applause folks, as a great journalist once said what is this . This doesnt make any sense. Stephen here to make sense of whatever it is is former Seattle Police chief norm stamper. Norm, thank you so much for joining me. Norm, youre the officer of ranking rank, a top cop expoas a of the dark side of american policing. Okay, you were the police chief of seattle, washington. You did some good work there. For instance, in 1999, the wto, world trade organization, meeting was going on in seattle. Things went crazy. What did you do . Well, we gassed nonviolent, nonthreatening protesters. Stephen good for you. Good for you. Okay. You have called that the the worst mistake of your career. Why . Is it because you know today there are so many other weapons you could use against nonviolent protesters. You could use a sound cannon now. Look, we had all of our Police Officers out there, those on the front line, in military garb, carrying military weapons and engagin engaging in aggresse military actions against nonviolent protesters. We thought we had to do that. We believed we needed, for example, to clear a particular intersection. Well, did we really . Did we have to clear that intersection . Stephen they smashed the windows of a starbuck. Dont you have the right to shoot rubber bullets. They went beyond smashing the windows. They actually took coffee from that store as well, in seattle. Stephen i believe aventi is grand theft. I believe it is. laughter . Stephen but police are there to serve and protect, right . They are. Stephen isnt a bigger gun or more weaponry just more serving and bigger protection . laughter . Stephen, this militarization movement is exacerbations exacerbating a really strained relationship between police and Community Across this country. No more than in communities of color with poor people and young people, and were supposed to be about developing partnerships, being part of, not apart from our community. Stephen why would the police want to be part of the community . Because the communities are where the criminals live . Well, because, this is america. Stephen okay. And the idea behind that cheers and applause stephen you just played the this is america card. I certainly did. Stephen its technically my card. But go ahead. laughter . Well, i stand corrected. Stephen all right, go ahead. Its america. I think its vital that Police Officers establish genuine partnerships through the communities they serve. Stephen so the policemen get the equipment. Heres one of the things i like about the Pentagon Program is you request the equipment. You have to declare the need. But if you dont use it within one year, you have to give the equipment back. And so, the police say they need it for something, and then they use it to prove that they needed it, proving that they did. Diswnt that mean the system is working . laughter what that does is create an incentive for Police Officers to get into one of those Armored Vehicles armed to the teeth, and in a predawn drug raid of a family home, hit a suspected lowlevel, nonviolent drug offender who was seen to be in possession of half a bag of marijuana. Thats happening across this country. Stephen are you saying this stuff came originally its not terrorism . It came from the drug war . It began with the drug war. Stephen okay, so how do we fix that, then . We end the drug war. We end is yesterday. Stephen okay. Um cheers and applause hold on. Mr. Stamper, are you high . No. laughter stephen youre not high . Im not. Stephen youre not high. No. Stephen im not wearing a wire. You can tell me. We have witnesses. Stephen on average, there were about 3,000 swat teams raids every year. There are 50,000 Swat Team Raids every year now. What can i do to make sure that never happens to me . laughter well, behave yourself. laughter applause . Stephen all right, i am. And secondly, work with your neighbors. Work with your community. Organize, mobilize, tell your Police Department that we do not want to see this military equipment and she these military tactics employed in everyday, routine, sometimes notsoroutine circumstances. Stephen um, well, um, ill tell you what, i hope theres never a reason to have you back. laughter but thank you so much for joining me. cheers and applause . Norm stamper, the author of breaking rank. Well be right back. Well be right back. Tmobiles network has more data capacity than verizon or at t. Its a network designed differently. A Network Designed Data strong. My son is going to wash the family prius. He insisted on using the rain to save water. 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And eggo your way just leggo my eggo and eggo your way some drinks are hardly refreshing. I think well grab a redds wicked apple. trailing off haaa new redds wicked apple refreshingly hard. cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. Thank you so much. Folks cheers folks, if you check your calendars, then youll know that yesterday was labor day meaning its backtoschool time. The days are getting shorter. The air is getting crisper, and parents arparents are shelling d money on a new backpack, even though the one direction backpack from last year is perfectly good, goddamn it. I cannot tell them apart. When i was a kid, school was hard, started at the crack of dawn and had to walk uphill both ways. But thats what they expected of us in m. C. Escher high. cheers and applause s than of m. C. Escher high. Today, weve got soft on our kids. Look no further than the professional booboo kissers at the American Academy of pediatrics. Only 13 of of High School Students get the optimal amount of sleep. Thats eight and a half to nine and a half hours. The American Academy of pediatrics believes this contributes tcontributes to obed pressure and depression. The nations largest Pediatrician Group says delaying the start of middle and High School Classes to 8 30 a. M. Would help teenagers with their health. Stephen how will starting school later be good for kids health . Theyll miss the cafeteria breakfast pizza. Its the most important pizza of the day. cheers and applause . According to this new policy, delaying start times can improve students motivation in class and mood. Well, when americas Largest Group of respected doctors tells me allowing teens to sleep in can make a world of difference to their school performance, i gotta say nice try, kids. You almost had me. laughter applause usually very close. Usually, your fake notes have a doctors signature. For this one, you made up a whole academy. Nicely done. Whats next, the National Organization for thigh thurn awareness recommends no rope climbing. You get up that rope, mister. It builds reallife rope skills. So you High School Kids cheers and applause so you High School Kids do not need to go to school later. You need to go to bed earlier, by which i mean after midnight. Stay weak. Im still talking. Im still talking. Well be right some drinks are hardly refreshing. I think well grab a redds wicked apple. trailing off haaa new redds wicked apple refreshingly hard. I will support and defend the constitutionilor. Of the United States of america and i will obey the orders of those appointed over me. I represent the fighting spirit of the navy and those who have gone before me to defend freedom and democracy around the world. I proudly serve my countrys Navy Combat Team with honor, courage and commitment. I am committed to excellence and the fair treatment of all. We are americas navy. Dont just dream of being the hero. Make it happen. I cant believe were missing the game for this. Were not ive got xlte. It doubles our 4g lte bandwidth in cities nationwide, so be that guy with verizon xlte. Now get 1gb of bonus data, and our best pricing ever on the more everything plan. You may be muddling through allergies. Dont get caught off guard. Try new zyrtec® dissolve tabs. Powerful allergy relief now in a tablet that starts dissolving instantly. New zyrtec® dissolve tabs. Stephen welcome back, everybody. My guest tonight is it an Emmy Awardwinning actor currently starring in homeland. Please welcome mandy patinkin. cheers and applause mandy. Good to see you again. Nice to have you back. Wonderful to have you here. Good to be here. Stephen and even even better to have you here to have your beard back. Its so cheers and applause so lovely. It just brings me along wherever it goes. Stephen you know, you didnt have one for about a year, right . You took it off. I did. I took it off the minute i finished shooting. Stephen okay because i feel younger. Stephen really . Without it. Stephen dont get me wrong. Youve got, as my people say, a lovely little puttum there. Thank you. Stephen the fact that the beard is back lets moo know that homeland cannot be far away. The new season starts october 5. cheers and applause did you know that the show was going to be less frightening than reality . laughter because the world has gone mad. The world has gone crazy since the last time you guys were on the air. Yes. Stephen what is that like as an artist . Sad. Stephen uhhuh. A bit overwhelming at times. Stephen uhhuh. When i get up every day, i read the newspaper on my phone. I drive to work. I hear the headlines on the radio. And its overwhelming. Stephen its like theyre stealing your scripts. laughter . It is, but i have an antidote for it all. I have a solution that ive come up with that i think will balance my participation in this world for however long i might have left to be in it. And i would like to know if youd be interested in joining me. Stephen uh, yes. cheers and applause . Yeah, i will join you i will join you in whatever the answer is. Well, given the state of the world and its epicenter, which i feel is the middle east stephen i dont have to go to the middle east, do i . No, you can do it all from this studio, if youd prefer. But as soon as this season finishes, season four of homeland, i am going to tear a page out of your book, your president ial campaign book, and i am going to enter myself to be possibly elected as the new Prime Minister of israel. cheers and applause stephen what do i do . I would like to suggest that given your right wing point of view on occasion stephen i consider myself an independent, but go ahead. That you would be my security adviser. Because security is paramount in that part of the world, and, therefore, i feel that with you as the head of security and me as the head of moral and ethical attitude toward humanity, the combination of the two might calm the region into, on occasion, laughing at itself, which on occasion, maybe youre not aware of it stephen im not. But people laugh at you. laughter applause stephen really . Theres no greater theres no greater country than america. Do you agree with this . America . Stephen the beautiful. The great you think its the greatest country in the world . Stephen greatest country in the history of the world. It might be it might be one of the greatest countries in the world, but right now we are shooting season four of homeland in cape town, south africa, and i cant get over that im privileged to be in that place right now because of the worlds state of being, being so horrifying, im living in a place where a selfconfessed terrorist, named Nelson Mandela, was imprisoned for many, many years, and came out of that prisoner situation without vengeance. And with stephen why should he come out without vengeance. He was a selfprofessed terrorist. We went to jail. He paid his debt to society. He should come out and policy. Well stephen no, no, no, dont you ah me if i attack Nelson Mandela. And you arent the first to attack Nelson Mandela before apartheid was absolved. There are still people who wish apartheid is in place. Maybe youre one of those people. Stephen dont you dare say im proapartheid. Im just for whatever works. Fine. Stephen law and order. Law and order. Im for arming the police with tanks. In that case, then i think america say better place for you than south africa at this point in time. Stephen america is a better place than any place in the world. Good. Stephen okay . Are you are you part of the blame america crowd . Im a little concerned with some of americas policies in some instance. Stephen oh, really . Yes. Look, im sorry youre not. Im sorry, you think its a perfect country. Im sorry you think our policies around the world stephen its not a perfect country. Some americans dont love our country. laughter applause mandy, mandy, would do you one thing for me . Make me. Stephen okay, you are such a comforting presence. Oh, thank you stephen. Do you want me to hold you. Stephen no, would you in a moment come here, come here. cheers and applause . Stephen i would like you i would like you to look into the camera, and would you just say to the world a worried world. Theres a worried world out there. Now, would you please just look into the camera. All right. Stephen a worried world and with you know, use all your powers. Say those words. Make them feel better. But at the core, let us know youre not sure if its true. laughter . There, there. Everything. Will be. Okay. Stephen mandy patinkin, everybody. Well be right back. cheers and applause before using her new bank of america credit card, which rewards her for responsibly managing her card balance. Before receiving 25 toward her balance each quarter for making more than her minimum payment on time each month. Tracy got the bankamericard better balance rewards credit card, which fits nicely with Everything Else in life she has to balance. Thats the benefit of responsibility. Apply online or visit a bank of america near you. No could have gotten me one. I did. Grab a spicy smoked sausage breakfast sandwich. Its the smoked sausage you crave, now spicy. Wow [ narrator ] on a mission to get richard to his campbells chunky soup. Its new chunky beerncheese with beef and bacon soup. I love it. And mama loves you. Some drinks are hardly and mrefreshing. Ou. I think well grab a redds wicked apple. trailing off haaa new redds wicked apple refreshingly hard. cheers and applause . Stephen thats if for the report, everybody. Good night. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Thank you for being here. My guest tonight, ramita navai. She is the author of city of lies. I dont want the give anything away, but it turns out everybody is lying. You dont want to know. First we turn to washington, d. C. , home of our nations most respected institutions and also the government. Americans have a very low opinion of congress, and this next story probably so s not going to help that very much. Jon oh, crap. What did congress do this time . What did they kill a veterans bill to make a food about food stamps or outlaw tan because the president wore the color . What did that kick a puppy in an elevator . What did they do . New yorks junior senator Kirsten Gillibrand says shes been the target of some very inappropriate sexist comments right in the halls of congress. Jon not just sexist comments, enappropriate sexist comments. Thats my least favorite kind of sexist comment. How does that happen . The senate is an august body, the saucer that cools the hot tea of our democracy. Congress is the upper house. Surely sexism, even the inappropriate kind, is beneath them. She says an older male colleague told her, good thing youre working out because you wouldnt want to get