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Jon welcome. Thank you very much. Welcome to the daily show. Very excited to see you here tonight. We have a tremendous show. Weve been planning it almost all day. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, helen thorpe. She is the author of soldier girls the battles of three women at home and at war. But first, before we even get to the show, before we do anything, its been a long summer. Weve got good news. Good news. They dont even believe it. [laughter] just sitting there waiting. Good news . Ill give you that. The summer started out a little doomsdayy. You have your putin being sanctioned....

Stephen woo woo woo woo woo cheers and applause woo cheers and applause what does it do . laughter gotta have the apple watch its finally cool to wear calculator watch whos the nerd, now, ben mcgooken . i mean, this thing will change the way you rook at your wrist. But dont take my hype for it. Take theirs. Weve invented new, intimate ways to communicate directly from your wrist. Stephen i thought i knew all the intimate ways to wristcommunicate. Whats left . Wrist in butt . I dont know. laughter and folks laughter tragically, the apple watch is not available till 2015, whenever that is, i don...

Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Mwa folks i cant stop these people. I cant stop them. cheers and applause . Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, weve got a big show to do. Folks, weve got a big show to do. I know. I would try to stop you from chanting but we know what happens when someone tries to stop the colbert nation. cheers these people are locked and loaded. Folks, speaking of which, you know im a proud supporter of the second amendment. I consider it first among amendments that arent the first one. laughter these days we...

How to properly squire a lady at a cotillion laughter always bring an extra pair of gloves her punch can spill laughter so if youre facing an existential threat for the president to act, but i was under the impression congress could do something about it, like declare war. Why not on your own. My time here in congress, thats not how this happened. The president of the United States would request that support and would supply the wording of a resolution to authorize this force. And at this point in time, weve gonot gotten that request or sen that language. Jon we would help stop the greatest th...

From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] jon welcome. Thank you very much. Welcome to the daily show. Very excited to see you here tonight. We have a tremendous show. Weve been planning it almost all day. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, helen thorpe. She is the author of soldier girls the battles of three women at home and at war. But first, before we even get to the show, before we do anything, its been a long summer. Weve got good news. Good...