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Hey, get me out of here it smells like kennys house in here from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show im trevor noah thank you so much, everybody my guest tonight is the lead singer of against me and the author of the new memoir tranny. Laura jane grace is joining me, everybody were going to have a fantastic conversation about her book and her career. Before we get into the show real quick, can i give props for you coming out today . Its covenant snow in new york city and you came out. Thank you so much. cheers and applause i dont know how to measure it, but its many of snow. Many of snow. laughter first, remember yesterday rerp talking about senator elizabeth warren, and she had been silenced by Majority Leader Mitch Mcconnell by violating senate rule 19, impugning the character of a fellow senator. Americans lost their minds. They were, like, have you ever seen anything so crazy on the floor of the senate . laughter to which south africa said hold my beer. laughter trevor yea that was today in the South African Parliament where our president had to give his state of the union address, and it is safe to say the union is very strong. The guys in red, thats the opposition party, basically pulling at senator warren and trying to disrupt proceedings africa style. The Security Guard in white shirts came in to stop them, a fight broke out. You guise should send Mitch Mcconnell to south africas parliament, see how he copes in that world interrupting people. cheers and applause in the middle of the speech, and the thing with rule 19 bop laughter lets move from a functioning democracy to the United States where weve reached the end of week three of President Trumps regime. Yes. This week el trumpo has done so much, you know, with the help of Goldman Sachs alumni, he began the process of repealing doddfrank, the law put in place to help prevent another global recession. Yesterday, he was criticized by his own Supreme Court nominee judge gorsuch who said trumps comments to the judicial system were demoralizing. He better watch, wouldnt be shocked if donald turns on him. Donald would be like this socalled judge, who is very overrated, a total loser mr. President , you appointed him. Exactly he was the president who lost the popular vote. Sad applause it might happen. Just hours ago, the socalled federal court of appeals just upheld the suspension of trumps immigration ban cheers and applause yeah. Which means immigrants, come in quickly come in quickly come in come in quickly cheers and applause laughter you know, we joke when people think thats real theyre all gonna come in now they cant. By the way, just now in reaction to that, trump tweeted in all caps see you in court the security of our nation is at stake see you in court, like this wasnt decided in court. The judges are, like, who is this idiot . Does he not know who we are . Ill see you in court thats where we are, already. Well, then, ill see you come out and then we go back in ahhh all of the this happened in less than a month. But theres one story thats been ongoing from even before donald trump took office, and thats how the trump family wants to profit off the trump presidency. The subject of our new and presumably ongoing series the white house hustle. cheers and applause now, its not a surprise trump is looking to cash in. We saw this coming when, during the inauguration, he put his hand on the bible and swore to get rich or die trying. laughter what is surprising is it has turned into such a family affair. First up is the first lady, Melania Trump, or as donald calls her, number three. laughter things are going great for Melania Trump. Shes got trump tower all to herself and just scored a legal victory that showed us what her priorities will be as first lady. First Lady Melania Trump has refiled her defamation lawsuit against the company that publishes the daily mails web web site. Shes suing over an article that suggested she once worked as an elite escort in the sex business. Claims Melania Trump as one of the most photographing opportunity in the world is a marketing opportunity worth millions and adds the false article hurt Melania Trumps chances to launch a product line including shoes, jewelry, clothes, cosmetics, hair, skincare and perfume. Trevor if youre wondering what once in a lifetime opportunity she was trying to profit from, i it rhymes with first lady. Shes not supposed to profit off being first lady. Other than first Lady Eleanor Roosevelt and her line of clothing do i have knees . You will have to find out. laughter but melania wants to sue a newspaper because her reputation is damaged . Sue your bleep grabbing husband seriously . Now, even though their lawsuit claimed melania was going to try to use the office to make money she said she has no intention of profiting off her position as first lady which is a shame because shell never get to introduce her significant line of Melania Trumps husband repellant love is blind, and now so is husband. laughter melanias muscle aint nothing to her husbands. Look at the department of defense. Hes turning them into his tenants. The u. S. Military is looking to rent space in trump tower, to allow personnel to work alongside the president when back home in new york city. Could run over a Million Dollars a year for the rent. Yes, the president is now the landlord in chief. Like, man, you know what i hate about my landlord . He doesnt fix my pipes and made me innovate iran is it just me or is trump moving his whole administration to trump tower . Melania is there, first lady. The department of defense will be moving in, and the secret service. Trump will be spending so little time at the white house i wouldnt be surprised if he listed it on airbnb. laughter applause now, not everything is going swimmingly in trump land. As you know by now, nordstrom stopped selling ivankas product line and applause and after trump attacked them online this is true nordstroms stock shot up 4 cheers and applause its the new trump effect everyone thought stocks were going to go down. Now every company is going to claim to stop selling ivanka even if they dont have them. You go against trump, people will be in court, and theyre like i know my client killed four people but stopped selling ivanka products so can he have a lighter sentence . All right, its approved this morning, trump sends out the most overworked woman in america, truth scarecrow kellyanne conway, to defend ivankas brand on tv. You asked about ivanka, i visited with her yesterday. Shes very successful. Go buy ivankas stuff. Im getting some myself today. Its a wonderful line. A free commercial. Go by it, everybody. Im going to get it online. Trevor going to give a free commercial, go buy it . In less than three weeks, from the president and trump businesses are totally separate to come on down to the white house and buy, buy, buy buy trumpget dumped allout dignity must go laughter guys, with everything going on in the world, why is the president wasting his time with a clothing line . Like hes a president. You know what . I mean, i talk smack about trump all the time but for the good of the country, im going to help out. Im going to help this guy out. Donald, you know what . You focus on running a country, and ill help you sell those clothes. How about that, huh new you guys ready for a fashion show . Yeah . Lets do this, then lets do this cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, dressed head to toe in pieces from the actual ivanka trump collection, give it up for senior White House Correspondent desi lydic, everybody hi, trevor. Trevor you look fabulous. Thank you the fabric is definitely giving me a full body rash but worth it trevor beauty is pain, girl tell us all about this fabulous look lets start with this gorgeous wool coat. Now, this is going to protect you from all the elements. You know, snow, rain, bad press, criticism of your family, tapes your dad made on a bus. Trevor its a great coat, desi. No one respects womens coats more than the trumps. Right . Trevor now everyones been talking about the ban but lets talk about this bag oh, lets now, this is the perfect bag for any stylish working woman whose family is going to use the presidency to make it rain trevor oh also not waterproof. Trevor oh, i thought it was. Okay. Oh, wow im just seeing your amazing shoes right now amazing how do you walk in those . These are super comfy. So comfy you could spend the whole day helping your dad trample all over the constitution. You wont feel a thing cheers and applause no, wont feel a thing because you cant. Even though during the campaign you made it seem like you would. Trevor youre killing it like trump is going to kill the epa. No, sates chemical burn is that you should go. There is something wrong. Desi lydic, everybody cheers and applause new belvita sandwich breakfast biscuits are for everyone. Like the hottest guy at the office. Or the secondhottest. Its a small office. Made with a Peanut Butter or dark chocolate creme flavored filling. Try new belvita sandwich breakfast biscuits. Best cracked pepper sauce barbeque trophies most ribs eaten while calf roping. Yep. Greatness deserves recognition. You got any trophies, cowboy . Uh, yea, well, uh. Well, theres this one. Best insurance mobile app . Yep, three years in a row. Well ill be does that thing just follow you around . Like a little puppy. The awardwinning geico app. Download it today. Im not the type to smushy garbages. You know what . Im going for it. You are completely and utterly. Awesome. Im glad you showed up. In my life i think im about to cry. You better not. Every single time i. Get down you always have. My back my back its really hard to describe. Its like. All these tiny little. Things . Yes. Yes. Things are actually. Friendship. Will the all new kfc georgia gold chicken with its great tasting Honey Mustard barbeque sauce make you rich and successful . [thud] i dont know. Its Finger Lickin gold marry me. Ne. Baby baby what do you want know . I feel crazy everything. I feel crazy, crazy share my life with me. Rated r. M ms® milk chocolate melts not in your hand. H, and it feels so good oh yeah and it feels so good trevor welcome back to the daily show. Its thursday, people, which means its our last show of the week. Now, people say daily has to mean every day but we use alternative calendars. laughter here with what to expect, lets go to roy wood, jr. With the freakin weekend cheers and applause that was my weekend dance. Look, trevor, lets start local, man. First things first, you have the to forget about the tony Montana Mountains of snow outside because here in new york its about to be pretty cloudy because fashion week has designers blowing smoke up each others asses. They will be presenting overprized clothing line that will be released later this year. Funny, im optimistic there is still going to be a later this year. The world is going to end by july. Look, heres the thing, fashion week is not the most popular event for black people because we cant get away with wearing crazy bleep like this. Cant wear nothing like that in the hood. Got a traffic cone on your head laughter who does that . I can tell you whats not going to happen. Whats not going to happen in the hood is somebody coming up, like, yo, dog, thought provoking, you rocking that ensemble. No, they will be looking at you like this bleep s got a cone on his head laughter thats what theyre going to say. You think i cant park on your face . I can park on your face anytime i want laughter all right, lets bring it back. Lets make like old people. Lets move down south to florida, all right . Down in florida weve got a highpressure diplomacy system pushing in from the east and going to make things bad because President Trump is scheduled to meet with the japanese prime minister, going to play golf at maralago resort. Japanese prime minister. Hello, mr. Prime minister. Do us all a favor and let trump win, okay . Let him win because we dont need to deploy more troops to the pacific because you hit a hole in one. Miss a couple of shots. Maybe shinzo will lose, but with our luck hell turn out to be a regular Masashi Ozaki or hiroyuki fujita. I know what youre thinking, another black man talking about japanese pro golf. All right. All right. Ill prove on. I dont want to beat you over the head with it. applause i know my japanese golf. Now lets make like Kim Kardashian and go out west. West side out here in los angeles celebrities are getting ready for the grammys this sunday and its going to be a beautiful performance. We have people like adele, bruno mars, beyonce and chance the rapper will be performing. Thats my pick for best new artist. Hes gonna do it. Chance, youre popular enough. Just go by chance. We all know youre the rapper. laughter nobodys getting you confused with chance the jazz flutist. Flautist. Flautist is stupid. I refuse to say flautist. Get rid of the rapper because it will make it hard for you to switch careers later. Hello, maam, im chance the rapper the financial advisor. Way too much, bro. 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Trevor thanks for coming out in the snow. Im surprised anybody is here. Glad i made it. Trevor thank you so much for being here. I honestly do not have many incidents where everybody in the building is clamoring to meet the guest and youre ever one of those people. Everyone was, like, can i help you with this interview, trevor . You have a lot of fans. Your music is very popular. Before we get into the book, lets talk about how hard it was for you from going to being an indy band to signing with a big label. You had fans who came to your shows and stood quietly while you were singing your new songs and pulled the finger at you . Not necessarily stood quietly but they were very active in voicing their disapproval of our new songs. But thats oddly been the case offour band. Everybodys, like, i hate the new record, i loved the like old record. Thats always the case. Trevor you should make two at a time to confuse people. A new one and then a double new one. Is that a weird thing to do as a musician where you go into a space where you have fans who want to own you. They go, we discovered you, you are ours and you are niche. When you blow up some fans, like, i dont like you anymore, how do you find the balance between being still of the fans and at the same time trying to pay your wills . Well, i understand it. Im a music fan myself and ive definitely had bands that as they got bigger i felt like my ownership of them was lost. Especially with the scene my band came from the d. W. I. Punk, capital lists, you become suspect as you make money from your art. When you come from a scene that teachous to think for your self, then you think for yourself, youre, like, hey, im taking everything i learned from you and applying it now. Trevor catch twenty two. Yeah. Trevor tranny, a truly gripping tale you. Read stories all the time, auto biographies, but this is powerful because it