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Its him, all right. This guy doesnt know when to quit. Hes stopping at another house. Guess this guys a lot tougher than we thought. Must be why our wives want him so bad. [alarm blaring] sorry, sorry. Thats me. [phone rings] hello . This is alan with insecurity. Is everything all right . Yeah, sorry, false alarm. Pass phrase is tickle me, homo. Its a joke. Mom, dad, youve always taught me that being direct and honest is a basic jewish tenet. Thats right, kyle. And that applies to all of us, doesnt it . Even though its convenient to have things done for you, sometimes its best to deal with it yourself. [doorbell rings] [sighs] uh, hi. I got a delivery for you. Yeah. Come in for a minute, would you . What . Please, i need you to come sit down for a second. So here we all are. Mom, do you want to tell dad something . Mom . Whats going on . You know goddamn well whats going on. This ends right now. We are a family, and you need to go somewhere else. Dont you think i want to . I hate this damn town every day, things just keep getting weirder around here, and im just about sick of it. [explosion]] [screams] oh, my god [alarm blaring] [phone rings] hello . This is brian with insecurity. Is everything all right . No they blew up my car they blew up my car im sending help. Police are on their way with blankets and cocoa. Theyre after me again do something hold on one second, sir. I have another emergency coming in. This is brian with insecurity. Is everything all right . Yeah, no, false alarm again. Im in the store, and some fat bitch asked me if my dad likes cologne. What the hells going on out here . Stay out of this, gerald. Some men care about what their wives are doing. What . You dont even have a wife, jimbo. [alarm blaring] [phone rings] somebody answer me. You have to send help now. Sir, we are sending help. Just stay calm [phone rings] hang on, sir. This is martin with insecurity. Yeah, im thinking maybe geralds house is nicer than mine is. [phone rings] hello, this is martin with god damn it ive had it with you people when i signed up, i thought i was getting c. S. I. Guys protecting my ass, but all you answering the phones are complete retards. [phone rings] hello . This is mike with insecurity. Is everything all right . Hello . You come down here. [screams] so you say this man killed himself because he was a psychopath who was forced to have sex with his mother . Yes. We found that in his pocket. Sir, we found this in the closet upstairs. Yes, thats mine. Yours . What . Give me that what we do in our bedroom is our business. Wait a minute. Dad was the u. P. S. Man . Uh, kyle, sometimes when people get older, they need to play and pretend, keep things interesting. Its just a way i can still be intimate with your mother without relying on silly sexual enhancement drugs. [alarms blaring] [phones ring] all hello . Its over. But you were wrong. We dont have to be afraid of amazon. The only price to be paid for convenience is that we must be secure with ourselves. Yeah. Got yourselves some nice home Security Systems, dont you . Paying a man to do your job of protecting your house. Only problem is, while youre out feeling like your things are safe, that security man is [bleep] your wife. Doors and windows should be armed, and your motion detectors are up and running. Just call me whenever you need me back. [gun cocks] ah who are you . It doesnt matter who we are. What matters is our plan. You should have respected my authority. [gasps] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show im trevor noah thank you so much, everybody thank you for tuning in. My guest tonight is the director of the oscar nominated documentary o. J. made in america. Please give it up for ezra edelman, everybody hes going to be joining us tonight cheers and applause fascinating man and doamplet were going to have a great conversation. Let me tell you what happened to us today. We had a really nice show planned for you very civil, very calm and then, in the middle of the day, hurricane trump happened. Again. President trumps first solo press conference. Lets just say it simply, it was extraordinary. I just want to let you foe, i inherited a mess. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. You know what yiew uranium is, . This thing called Nuclear Weapons and other things, lots of things are done with uranium including some bad things. I love to negotiate things, i do it really well and all that stuff. Nuclear holocaust would be like no other. The leaks are absolutely real. The news is fake because so much of the news is fake. Other countries have been taking advantage of us for decades decades and decades and decades, folks. I do get good ratings, you have to admit. The greatest thing i could do is shoot that ship thats 30 miles offshore right out of the water. Tomorrow, they will say, donald trump rants and raves at the press. Im not ranting and raving. laughter trevor tomorrow theyll say, im im im not drunk youre all drunk youre all drunk this my mother bleep house this my mother bleep house ghouley googoo ghouley googoo laughter i cant play the entire press conference. We only have 30 minutes and he spoke for, like, six days laughter so lets instead focus on some of the moments where trump actually completed a thought. Starting with the most important part of his presidency, how much he won. I put it out before the american people, got 306 Electoral College votes. I guess it was the biggest Electoral College win since Ronald Reagan. Trevor okay, now, this is not true. In fact, its not even complicated. You dont even need numbers to understand this. All you need to know is the map with the two colors, thats all you need to know. Trump has been repeating this lie since election day, and we have been waiting so long for him to get called out on it and finally today it happened. You said today you had the biggest electoral margin since Ronald Reagan with 304 or 306 electoral votes. In fact president obama got 365 well george h. W. Bush 426 when he won as president. So why should Americans Trust well, no, i was given that information. I dont know. I was just given information we had a very, very good margin. Why should Americans Trust you when you accuse the information they receive being fake when youre providing information thats i dont know, i was given that information. Actually, ive seen that information around. Trevor oh damn laughter i dont know who that reporter is but he just shoved trumps face in that like it was a pile of bull bleep and he was training a bad dog. Look at you did look at it bad trump a bad donald trump how does trump even think thats a valid excuse . Thats the information i was given . Youre the president. Thats the information you were given . If you cant trust your president to get the right president on a googlable fact, then can you really trust him with the harder stuff which, by the way, is Everything Else the president of the United States has to deal with. Were talking first page google, guys. Not even deep. Thats the answer. Heres how you know trumps batting with the media is getting toward him. Toward the end, trump started begging for a softball. I want to find a friendly supporter. Used to say it was john. Are you a friendly reporter . Watch out friendly he is. Go ahead. Mr. President. Go ahead. So first of all, im jake from inaudible magazine. I havent seen anybody in my community accuse either yourself or anyone on your staff of being anantisemitic. Thank you. But what were concerned about and havent heard addressed is an uptick in antisemitism and how the government is planning to take care of it. He said hes going to ask a simple question andeth not a simple question, not a fair question. All right, sit down, i understand the rest of your question. So heres the story, folks. Number one, i am the least antisemitic person that youve ever seen in your entire life. Number two, racism the least racist person. In fact, we did very well relative to other people running as republican quiet, quiet, quiet trevor beyond trumps botched attempt at reassuring the jewish community, whats striking in that interaction, is you have the president of a democracy who thinks press is only valid when they ask him easy questions, questions he likes. In his mind, he deserves it. Thats an easy question. What are you going to do about antisemitism. Were going to stamp it out. Done. Thats all you have to say. Thats the softest ball ever. A matza ball, if you will. laughter donald trump is an equal opportunity offender. Not just the jews. Hes also got space for the blacks. Are you going to include the cbc, mr. President , in your conversations with your urban agenda, your inner city agenda as well as am i going to include who . The Congressional Black Caucus and the congressional well, i would. Do you want to set up the meeting. No, no, no. Are they friends of yours. I know some of them. Lets go, set up a meeting. Trevor are they friends of yours . Are they . Did you all grow up h in the hood together . Huh . Huh . While youre at it, ive been trying to get in touch with frederick douglas, can you invite him to the meeting, too . He embarrassed me bigly. You can see that reporter, are they friends of mine . I mean, yes, but still thats not the point. For someone who does know about the Congressional Black Caucus, we go to roy wood, jr. , everybody. cheers and applause thank you, trevor. Oh, my lord. That was so embarrassing. Trump didnt even know what the cbc was. Probably thought it was a 90s rap group. Cbc, bbd, nwacp. If you dont know anything about the c beckets c, heres what you knead to know. Black folks been telling you forever we have some issues. We invented the blues cheers and applause what more of a sign did you need . laughter thats so embarrassing. Trevor what was that . I guess the clip of the black congressional people must have gotten mixed up with a clip from my standup special father figure. audience reacts comedy central. I dont know how that happened. Thats crazy. Trevor you trying to promote your special right now . Id never do that i gave them the right clip roll the correct clip, please. Anytime the black person follow the civil rights movie, they fall do, the double bounce and the the dirt come up laughter i dont know. Trevor whats going on, roy . I think the computer is just realizing that these are stressful times, and people need a break from all the news, and they need to have a good laugh, which is exactly what theyre going to get from our first standup special father figure, sunday night at 11 on comedy central. Trevor check out roys father figure sunday 11 00 on comedy central. Well be right back. cheers and applause classic hersheys outside. With a new creamy, crunchy inside. New hersheys cookie layer crunch. Classic reimagined. A girl with golden locks broke into a house owned by three bears. She ate some porridge, broke the baby bears chair, and stole some jewelry, a flatscreen tv, and a laptop. Luckily the Geico Insurance agency had helped the bears with homeowners insurance. They were able to replace all their items. Including a new chair from crate and barrel. Call geico and see how easy it is to switch and save on homeowners insurance. Play mar an hill. Are you down, dddown, dddown, dddown, down, down . Are you. 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Trevor welcome back to the daily show. cheers and applause in his farewell address president obama urged us to get engaged in politics and not to check out of everything. Then he kent kite surfing. But still the people are taking to the streets and, in new jersey, its run street in planchts confusion and concern over road names in new jersey. There is one name in particular thats causing issues of its own. Im standing on elseworth street but if i cross howard avenue here, this now turns into dick street. City leaders proposed changing the name of this section of elseworth to dick street to make it easier to find in an emergency. Trevor i know your first instinct when you hear dick street is were going to start making dick jokes, like how dick street is only two blocks long and slightly bent, or how this is a bad time to extend dick street when its cold outside. No, no. No, guys, no. This is not about dick jokes. This is about ordinary citizens who are fighting a government that thrust itself into every crevice of our lives. And its hurting people. Homeowners on elseworth want to know if they can change it to something other than dick street. No, i dont i dont like it. You think switching his home address from elseworth street to flattering street name will make his Property Value go down. I dont want to screw up my life. laughter trevor you see that . Real people. And you cant tell me that this guy doesnt deserve better because hi his name is anal. laughter imagine his life. Probably coming to this country, growing up with a name like that. Some people are worried about whether trump will cover their preexisting condition, but this poor man has more pressing issues. He doesnt want to be anal on dick street. laughter and when youre a local activist, there are many different ways to tack alproblem. Some people prefer to see it on the ground. Others prefer a birdseye view. John sedlack seen here with his pet falken says living on this street isnt as embarrassing as everyone thinks. I know people named dick or their name is richard and theyre called dick, so trevor of course the name dick does not embarrass him this man does not play by our rules, people hes Walking Around new jersey with a falcon on his arm, a hunting falcon what is he catching . Rats . Who is this person . Is he catching his neighbors poodle . What is he doing with a falcon . Who is this person is this now, the Clifton City Council will vote on dick street next tuesday and the people will make their voices heard and we at the daily show wanted to be a part of that so we sent Jordan Klepper to get a firmer grip on the story. cheers and applause trevor, im in new jersey at the center of controversy where the wholesome p people of elseworth are fighting not to be associated with the sick perverts of dick street. I went straight to the outraged residents of ellsworth street to see the situation on the ground. We dont want to change the name. I think they should leave the name the way it is. My street name is dick street. Youre laid back. Off light quan in your window. Dont you think it would be cool to live on dick street in. No, not for me. I left ellsworth and went to dick street where the locals were proud of the name. Dick street, i lived here all my life. Why do you think people dont want to be associated with the dicks over here. Whats the big deal . Is it going to kill you . Housings always changing, everybodys doing this and that today. What are you talking about . That changed. That used to be like that. Okay. But back at ellsworth, the locals were still outraged. I would assume city hall would change the name to Something Different than dick street, because if i need to sell the house, what do you want me to tell people, i live on dick street . Is there a better name for the street. We dont want the dick at the beginning. Would you take the dick at the end . I have a daughter. If someone asked my daughter, where do you live . On dick street. If i said i live on big willie street. Fine. Johnson. Fine. Wang. Fine. Penis. No. Ball street. Nope. Old man street . Old man street, yeah, its fine. Perfect. Thanks to obamas inspiring call to action, the citizens of soontobe dick street wont take this lying down. Trevor hard work, thank you, jordan. Well be right back. Well be right back. cheers you dont have to pay a lot to get a lot. At cricket wireless, plans start at 30 mo. Well be right back. cheers monthly taxes and fees included. And we have more 4g lte coverage than tmobile or sprint. Cricket wireless. Something to smile about. Classic hersheys outside. With a new creamy, crunchy inside. New hersheys cookie layer crunch. Classic reimagined. They said it was impossible to have greattboom. G light beer. Awardwinning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops. 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His voice was moot on any issues that related to black people and our salvation, police brutality, all of those things. He was just a nonentity. I dont know that he felt he was sacrificing what other people thought he was. But youre sacrificing who you are, who you were raised to be. Trevor please welcome ezra edelman cheers and applause welcome to the show. Great to be here. Trevor first of all, congratulations on your oscar nomination. Thank you. Trevor that is exciting. And i think it is really welldeserved. Its an amazing story because it doesnt just talk about o. J. Everyone almost knows the o. J. Story but nobody knew the o. J. Story. Lets talk about the framing and what you realize in this. You talk about how o. J. And what happened to him could not be separated with how, especially in los angeles, black people were dealing with race and with the police and the way they were treated. Did you know this when you started the documentary . Or was it something you discovered when you were making the film . Its why i wanted to make the documentary. I feel like when you watch documentaries and other things that have been done by o. J. , you get this regurgitation of the trial and the murder and maybe get a clip of rodney king getting beaten and running with the football and thats the context you get. But when you look at the issues brought to bear in the trial and what ended up happening in terms of how we aligned ourselves with him during the trial, why people responded the way they did to the verdict, it all that is antiseedents in this very real Historical Context for africanamericans in los angeles and the country as a whole. For me, im telling the two stories because you need to understand the history and emotionally engaged with the struggle with people to get why people were so aligned with him during the trial. Trevor its interesting that you bring that up because a lot of people remember it as black people that day were cheering for o. J. Because he got away with murder. You argue Something Different, though. Well, i mean, they werent cheering a guy who went you know, a murderer going free. They were cheering, you know, for a victory in the criminal Justice System which, historically, in los angeles, has not been fair. They were sort of in that speaks to everything that the trial became. Trevor yeah. So, again, its almost me, im thinking of the chris rock joke, black people too happy, white people too sad. Trevor yeah. But there was a profound misunderstanding to this day when people look at that reaction and they go, how can they cheer a murderer going free . Thats not what they were cheering. This was a moment as reverend murray says in the doc, you know, you dont get these moments very often, so when you get a moment, seize the moment is that heres what it was, though, it was a moment, and when you look at that story, you go, this was insane for so many reasons. One, it could be argued the o. J. made in america trial was the reason we have 24hour news today. Thats the first time they reported on something become 24 hours a day. Did you realize that making the film . I think we realized living through it at the time. That was definitely a transformational event in our culture. When you think of all the shows, all of a sudden we were covering this trial every day and figuring out a way to come up with stories that were titillating in some form. Its when news became business and not just news because this was a story that we spoke to everything we lose our mind over in american society. It was a story about murder and sex and its sports and its celebrity and thats what we sort of ended up focusing on, versus, oh, no, there was a real criminal trial here about these bigger issues. So, yeah, i mean, i think that when you say thats when the 24hour news cycle began, i think thats a very real thing that did happen. Trevor you know when you watch the story, are there moments where you can draw parallels between what happened with o. J. And to a certain extent to what were seeing now . When you say now, what does that peen . Trevor with the president of the United States. With the i dont know if you noticed, theres a guy a narcissist . Trevor theres i dont know what he is. A sociopath . Trevor a donald trump is what he is. A donald trump, yeah. Trevor but, i mean, you look at that story, everything you said you said titillating, the stories of sex and celebrity and crime and so on, and you look at Donald Trumps life, and in many ways thats what Donald Trumps life has been. There is a story about the scourge of celebrity and sort of the failing of our values in this that sort of i see playing out with trump. Trevor you cant even escape it. Just like with o. J. , you go, im not going to watch this. And its in everything. In the grammy, its in the performance or speech. The patriots, they say they have the same chance of winning as donald trump. We see everything going back to drumplet is it too far . Is there a solution . laughter i mean, look laughter one thing i am heartened by, look, we made an eighthour movie, and in this sort of age of, you know, increasingly small, short Attention Spans trevor yeah. People have engaged. People have watched. They might have come to the movie because they wanted to see the bronco chase, they wanted to see a movie about murder and sex, but, you know, we told a story about this really fraught history between the black community and the Los Angeles Police department, we told an important story about race and celebrity in america, identity, domestic abuse, the criminal Justice System, and people watched it, and that says something. So im going to hang my hat on that. Trevor youve done a great job. cheers and applause o. J. made in america can currently be seen on watch the espn and hulu. Ezra edelman, everybo you done already . Im out of data again i cant work out without my music you need to switch to sprint. I got unlimited data, talk and text for 50 bucks a month and you get 300 off a Samsung Galaxy s7 edge. I heard 5 gigs of data is all you need. Hows that working out for you . vo get unlimited data, talk and text. First line is 50 mo, add a second line for 40, and the 3rd, 4th, and 5th lines are are free. Thats five lines for 90. Looks like im not the only one who switched. For people with hearing loss, vo switch to sprint. Visit sprintrelay. Com. Trevor thats our show for opportunity. Thanks for tuning in. Stay tuned for midnight coming up next. Now here it is. Your moment of zen. Sit down. Well get it. Just because of the attack of fake news attacking our network, i want to ask you im changing it from fake news. Very fake news. Trevor but arent you laughter captioning sponsored by comedy central

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