Particular, was tough a lot of chaos confusion. So i happened to get a good weekend and coming in today i was feeling fresh fresh start i felt good. News breaking overnight from texas. Two heavily armed men opened fire at an event featuring a cartoon contest. Both suspects are dead after being shot by police officers. Jon so so my weekend was good until [bleep] thank god no innocent people were killed you. But who shoots up a cartoon con test. Granted ziggy is not what it used to be. And i think garfield has been coasting for a long time. Family circus those arent even jokes it is like an actual circus it seeks to entertain but it really just fills you with sadness. But thats so what kind of cartoon contest there as if i dont know would provoke such a violent reaction. A group called American FreedomDefense Initiative notorious for its antiislamic views hosting this Award Ceremony to give more than 10,000 to the best cartoon depicting the prophet muhammad. Jon see that is [bleep] crazy. 10,000 to a cartoonist . laughter thats like five years salary. That cartoonist could almost consider quitting their two other jobs. At two different Cold Brew Coffee shops. Well you know that afdi is the same group that lead protests against the ground zero mosque has been plastering subways with antiislamic advertisements. Afdi the First Amendment group the same way people from phillie are sports fans. Ostensibly they like sports but really, theyre just looking for an excuse to punch a stranger and pour beer on someones baby. So but even so even so i cant believe we have to reiterate this. It is not okay to shoot other people because you are o funded by what they draw even if they drew it to offend you no shooting of them. Never okay to shoot people never, ever okay. Okay, well hold up wait wait wait wait. Jon what if i like really dont like them. Jon you cannot shoot people okay. Yeah, fine. Jon you cannot shoot people. You cannot shoot people because you dont share their opinion. You cannot shoot people even if they offend you. What if what if i like havent shot anyone in a long time . Jon no. Still not okay. Okay. Jon not even if those people specifically set out to provoke you responding to cartoons or words or ideas with violence is wrong but what if someone is creating a climate of hate and intolerance by appealing to peoples basest fears. Because then you just got to. Jon no no you cant no no the violence just perpetuates the fear. You cant. Thank you. Oh. laughter jon arent you going to go back down with the rest of them. Or are you just goinged to its kind of crammed down here im just going to hang out here. Also jon laughter what if its like deer hunting season and i really thought that that cartoon contest was like a deer you know what i mean . Jon no shooting there is no shooting of people there is no shooting of cheers and applause i agree with you jon we should be able to shoot people. Jon no, i said al madrigal, i havent seen new like six months. When did you get here. I have been down here the whole time, man. Jon and where is this pizza coming from. Are you guys having a party under my desk and you didnt even invite me. Its not right. More of like an impromptu thing really. Yes, you know what it was just like a small thing. Totally small. Jon you guys you guys are missing out on the pizza missing that pizza. laughter whooo jon get out of here issue skat all you guys, get out of here. Just go. Are you not supposed to shoot people. I hope that settles it. Now the question of course was yesterdays attack in texas an isolated incident or part of a more menacing trend because we have been hearing about this fictionally for a while now. At least ten isis feetser fighters have been caught coming over the border in texas. Isis knocking on our texas border. Jon because you dont answer. When isis knocks you shut the lights out and lie there. Never fear uncle sam is to the going to let isis ring and run you texas. In fact not only is the u. S. Military conducting training ops in fight icistlike groups guess what they are doing with them. Texas is one of seven states where the exercises will be held. The specials ors training operation called jade helm 15. Jon oh jade helm 15rx i have that issue. Its its imprisoned captain rest easy texas. Good guys with guns are on the case. Conspiracy theories are one running wild about the armys plan for a multistate Training Exercise this summer called jade helm 15. The military says its just training soldiers for the realities of war critics say the army is preparing for modern day martial law. Some are calling it a tech as takeover. laughter jon you know who is calling it a tech as takeover . Lone star lunatics. Dallas [bleep] holes. Texas, there is no texas takeover. The United States government already controls texas. It is like since 18406789 and then he left and came back and it is part borrow a textbook from a neighboring state it is all in there. Here is how unbelievable here is how unbelligerent the u. S. Military is towards texas. They said a Lieutenant Colonel to a local texas town hall to waste his time. All we want to do is make sure that our guys are trained for combat overseas. It is a preparation for martial law. Its not a preparation for martial law. That is what you say. We really truly want. Jon you see that rit there. That right there . That is the face of someone realizing theyre not getting around the Public Comment on the planned parking lot down by krogers not today. Not in this meeting. Jon come on crazy people a local town hall meeting is a texas specific story, the constitution says you cant hold a town hall meet woing crazy people. I think its in there. Its not like this is being taken seriously by anyone who holds actual power. On tuesday governor gregg abbott ordered the texas state guard to monitor military personnel movements and Training Exercise scheduled and insurance that safety and Constitutional Rights of texans were not being violated. Jon oh dear lord. laughter yesterday another waste of texas funds that could have been spent on actual threats like your infamous chainsaw massacres. Texas, its not as if i dont find it adorable that your governor thinks your state could take on the United States military am a little dog growling at a big dog or or an eightyearold picking a fight with the predator. But enough of the fearmongering. You know these types of exercises have been going on in texas for years right . You have marine out here par even groups army ground, will you have air force here navy here all fighting jointly its good exercise. Yeah in fact the 2001 roving sands operation was the largest exercise of its kind in history. But did then governor rick perry start spreading fear about a texas takeover . He did not. Texas was fine with the concept of widespread military operations in their state. In the 2004. I dont know what has changed since then, oh right. laughter america elected a brutal socialist muslim kenyan infectionive Harvard School constitutional professor agitator warlock. So texas it appears it appears you are on the verge of being taken over by isis or the United States of america. You have a choice to make. When you make it remind yourself and i never thought i would be saying this what would rick perry do. laughter well be right back. Out of 42 vehicles based on 6 different criteria, why did a panel of 11 automotive experts name the Volkswagen Golf motor trends 2015 car of the year . Well give you four good reasons. The Volkswagen Golf. Starting at 19,295, theres an awardwinning golf for everyone. Hahahaha. Whats up with your car . Pretty sure its possessed. And out of warranty. 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Ot upon ents came out in force. America preversions are growing exponentially. We believe as my sign says that homosexuality is a threat to national security. Our country grows darker and eviler by the day. Ah good times. But with the Supreme Court likely ruling in favor of gave marriage chances are this would be the last herea for the hate class of 2015. Before they moved on to the real world i wanted to could them commemorate them. Can you sign this for me please. Sure. Thank you so much. Without would you vote most likely to succeed other than the people that are supporting gay marriage . Youre definitely best dressed. This is my uniform. Dont feel pride the bar val low really low, there are literally no gay people to help you out. Did you google this image . Its a tool of the truth of what is going on that people dont want to see. Im going to miss that justification for you googling without would you say is like most outgoing . Most outgoing . Oh yeah. Brother ruben is real. Ruben israel would be the funnest guy, you have to talk to him. Ruben israel. Everybody is talking about ruben israel hes like the pop ar guy. Hes not real popular with the Gay Community but he is popular with the there is to way i would get to talk to this big man on campus until it happened. I met mr. Charisma himself. Can i get a hug . Why would i want to hug you. There are a lot of lesbians around here you can hug. I can see why he is so popular. Its hard to believe this might all be coming to an end. Im so just really going to miss this. This is the last time that i will be able to hang out with these adoreable bigots. Can you hold me . No . Is it a little too gay. I just love the way you guys protest over something that is like not even an issue any more. Do you want to take your hat off and throw it in the air. I will leave it right where it is so everybody can read it. The tears were flowing. Im going to miss you guys. Dont worry you have met plenty of sin to cry up. 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Please welcome to the program brian grazer sir. Brian grazier how are you. Great, great happy to be here. As well you should be. What an honor. Within so here is what you did. You called people up. Question. People that you think interesting and you said im brian grazer. I am make films very successful. Yes, i have done this before i was successful. I have done it frighteningly about 35 years. So i started when i wasnt successful. But now im successful. Jon when you first started, how many times did people go [bleep] . Well i didnt get the actual [bleep] off but i got the but the behavior of [bleep] off it took years sometimes to meet somebody. Jon but in general you are coming to pick the brain of these individuals. For what purpose . Just to learn. I come with i always i stated in my the letter now its an email or its a begging but i say theres no ask im not did going to ask for anything there is no ask involved. Just a pure conversation where we talk to anticipate other with no agenda an learn from one another. And its. Jon what did you teach them . Is oh you make it tough. Usually im able to ask them good enough questions that they learn something about themselves about their process. Yeah, learn something about their process. Jon did anyone ever leave and go do this again. Have you had any repeat business . Yeah usually Nobel Laureates usually sciences they have nothing else to do except win nobel prizes. Jon so Nobel Laureates have you ever had someone at a certain point where you are like i cant be with you any more. It started out as a conversation and now youre like its im sure i have had that. Jon okay what is their name . Well you know gar el gee didnt want want to meet me. Jon Los Angeles Police chief. During the rodny king. Jon whose entire department was falling under suspicion had to completely revamp. Right. So i dont think he wanted to talk again. No, he didnt want to talk again. Jon you met castro. I met castro yes, that was amazing. Jon i cant imagine him answering an email. You sn a letter to castro saying im brian grazer or mi amo brian. Very good. Jon how did you even hook that up . Well actually i went with seven other guys one of them tom preston arranged it with Braden Carter brad gray les moonves. Jon heavy hitters in the entertainment. Yeah, heavy hitters but we all separately tried to reach fiddle. Its not castro if you touch your chin that is how you do it when are you there. Jon you dont say castro you just go like that. And we learned. Jon the only guy in cuba with a beard . They just bring you to people on the street with beards. No no. He is the only guy that gets that gesture. Jon right right. So we all tried our way nothing ripp had. As we were leaving we got the tap on the shoulder hes ready to meet you. Hes ready to meet you. All of a sudden we are at the military palace the seven of us these guys heavy hitter guys. And literally t was a six and a half hour lunch. And after. Jon what . Yeah i know. Jon a six and a half hour lunch. Straight talk he talked for six and a half hours. The first three and a half hours he didnt ask one question. I dont think he breathed. It was just it just three and a half hours straight. And then he looked up. And he pointed to me and he said how do dow your hair. Jon thats not true. Its 100 percent true 100 percent true. Jon three and a half hours into it he just turned turned to the hair. And then i felt i told him how i did it. And then i felt really inadequate. Jon no, no no. Tell how i did it . Jon yes oh well i said i have this gel. And he wanted to know what that was. I said its this water soluble gel. He had an interpreter. I think he understood anyway. And then you put it am your hair and you prop it up. Jon the International Language of gel. Gel, yeah instead of this, its this. Jon did he foe he must have known who you guys were at some level. Yeah. He knew yes im sure he knew. I think we were being followed the entire time. Jon and i assume he wanted you to take back a message of that so was this a political polemic that he delivered you guys. Yes, pretty much. I mean he knows ef lee little centimeter of that i lan. He know what a kilowatt produces. He knew everything of the physics of this island and every aspect of his culture. And he gets pretty convince. I mean he gets you to almost want to stay. So and that was ten years ago. Jon and if you dont will you anyway. Yeah. Jon . He is a dictator thats for sure. I did make this mistake. I dont know if this will travel but basically i havent said this to anyone. But i thought about it i felt inadequate just talking only about my hair so i thought well im a movie producer, by the way. And i didnt foe if you knew that he said what do you do . And i was so nervous i said i just recently produced a movie called closet land which is about torture in third world countries. I thought i would get some respect for that but i thought this is the most idiotic thing and my friends including tom and les looked at me like why would you say that. Hes going to beat us in two. But that was the ends of that. Jon how do you break that session. How we broke that was Graden Carter said he also produced the nutty professor. So. Jon well, there you go. applause jon a curious mijd many more stories where that came from. On the book shelves now. Brian grazer. How did dennys put the magic of dreamworks into their new kids menu . Thats a secret. Kind of. Introducing dreamworks to the new dennys kids menu. Dennys. Welcome to americas diner. Kids eat free on tuesdays 4 00pm10 00pm. Jon thats all for us. Were going to check in quick with Larry Wilmore at the nightly show what shapping. Hey, jon. Jon love, love love the piece in baltimore where you went down to the diner and spoke with gang members. Larry thanks, jon. That was some of fun. In fact one of them said he saw you at the protest. Jon one of the gang members no i was here the whole time. I was doing shows. Larry how long you have been a crip jon . laughter jon 17 years. Larry yup that must take up a lot of your time swrz im actually in the reserves, so its one weekend a month. laughter larry and youre leaving the show to go fulltime gangbanger. Jon larry will por wilmore, everybody Larry Wilmore. Thats our show. No thats our show here it is your moment of zen. Beards are big insize and popularity. And now were finding out some are also as dirty as a toilet. Tonightly, mika bee enters the president ial race. So evangelical voters have a choice, which is more than he wants to give women. Karlie fiorinas running for president. We ask can she beat hillary . Heres a hint. No. And Time Magazine says america is ready for a postmenopausal grandpa president. What a coincidence thats the name of tyler perrys next movie. Time to fire up the hope and change. This is the nightly show. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [cheers and applause] thank you, very much. At this. Thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. Audience larry. Larry thank you, appreciate it. Very nice of you. I just barely made it. My catering job wept a little late. Made it here just in time. We got a great show tonight man. Actress and median susie essman is here. [ applause ] larry also joining us is cohost of the view, nicolle wallace. First, this is exciting. Very exciting. Its time for a nightly showy election update