Reported it, he made it sound terrible. And then you had adam schiff who, even worse, made up my words. The reason is when he saw my call to the president of ukraine, it was so good that he couldnt quote from it because there was nothing done wrong. It was perfect. Dana democrats say a potential hearing with the whistleblower could happen very soon. Both sides showing they are digging in for a fight. This all hearsay. You cant get a parking ticket conviction based on hearsay. We could not ignore what the president did. He gave us no choice. This is not about getting joe biden in trouble. This is about moving the donald trump was framed by the democrats. The president believes that it is his godgiven right to shake down foreign leaders for helping his reelections. The president did nothing in this phone call thats impeachable. And Rudy Giuliani was just subpoenaed by the democrats about this issue and so we will see how that turns out. He might talk about it tonight. He will be on hannity 9 00 p. M. Eastern. So you can catch rudys latest there. Let me first go to you, jesse. This hearing that the whistleblower will have. It will be behind closed doors. So even though people are anxious to figure out who it might be, the protections that are afforded under the law continue. Jesse Congress Never leaks so we are not going to hear anything about that testimony for sure. If the whistleblower didnt hear the call. Who told him about the stuff that happened on the call and why didnt they blow the whistle . Why did they dana according to the report it says several people. Jesse several people told this one guy. Why did they tell one guy . Seems like a setup to me. Where was biden this weekend . Why was biden not doing every sunday show pulling the full quincyberg now in the moment of the campaign he would be out there defending his honor, we butting all of these false allegations according to his campaign. Instead, he had the media do all the defense of him. I guess, when you are democrat you can let the media do that. Dana whats the strategy, donna, they have decided to down play it. He has been doing his campaign stuff but not talking about the issues done done i would agree with the Vice President s staff. He is the president of the United States. He is out there talking to voters, raising money. Trying to meet the deadline. This decision by the house to launch an impeachment inquiry is one of their solemn duties. And responsibilities. The framers gave this responsibility to the house of representatives. I hope its conducted in a fair manner so that we dont spend the next however long trashing people, demonizing people when it is their solemn duty and responsibility to conduct this in a fair and accurate way. Dana when they pull evidence like i dont know all the details but when the House Democrats subpoena somebody like Rudy Giuliani, who is the president s personal lawyer. He doesnt work for the government. But he has been talking about how he has Text Messages on his phone that say the state department knows. Do you know what the law would be . Does the president have personal attorneyclient privilege in this case or is it different . Emily the attorneyclient privilege only extends between the president and Rudy Giuliani. Part of what he was saying on tv and multiple outlets is the fact that this production of documents is from like multiple sources, state department representatives, et cetera. So its those documents that congress is subpoenaing. Not conversations between he and the president. And in terms of the executive privilege, that doesnt apply because he wasnt working the whole point is to determine whether or not he was a vehicle acting on the president s personal behalf using an instrum of the state. Dana we are about day 10 into this story, greg. How are you holding in there. Greg not well. I have to say im sick of this story. Im absolutely sick of this story and its only begun and i realize it. Why am i sick of it . Because i have heard it before. This impeachment has been served 18 different ways, right since 2016. I cant stomach it. Its like they keep remixing the same horrible song hoping that it will be a hit. I can tell its not going to happen. And im going to put on my therapist hat here, you dont have to like the guy to know its b. S. Its been going on three years. I like the dodgers but i knew they werent a good team. If you want to get rid of the guy because of his personality, you realize this is going to come back and haunt you. Half of america is going to come back against your guy or girl when this happens. Trying to get bide off tv not bidens team trying to get giuliani off television. Dana thats a strange thing. Greg it is a strange thing especially when you are allowed to have adam schiff on tv. Donna he is a member of congress. Greg he is still a liar. Tried to get naked pictures of trump. Dana we actually, believe it or not we actually have a call for that very call you are talking about. Lets listen. Greg i had no idea. What we have seen in that call record is a president of the United States use the full weight of his office to manufacture dirt on his opponent. So have you recordings of both where they are discussing the compromising material on mr. Trump . Absolutely. Well, obviously, we would welcome a chance to get copies of those recordings. Dana that was during a prank call. Dont ever answer a prank call. Jesse he didnt know it was a prank call. He thought it was legit. Democrats can ask foreigners to investigate trump but trump cant ask foreigners to investigate democrats. Got it . This is coming out of biden campaign. They keep saying you know what . Everybody in europe wanted this one prosecutor fired. I thought to myself, i wonder why that is . And i went to start looking . Who was on the board of directors of bur. Burisma guess what i found Renaissance Council the Russian Investment Bank that paid bill clinton a half a Million Dollars to speak in moscow. He is a director. Then we have coffeer black, cia former president of poland and devin archer who is john kerrys former Foreign Policy advisor. Very wellconnected. Very wealthy group of individuals. And they wanted to get the word out to their friends that this guy was a corrupt investigator and he needed to be fired. But, you know what . We found some documents that prove that was a disinformation campaign. Burisma hired i believe it was a blue star strategies, a d. C. Consulting firm to put out the fake news about the prosecutor that everybody bought and then the guy gets fired and the blue star Strategy Group came back to ukraine and apologized for putting out all this fake information about their prosecutor. And ukrainian prosecutor who was fired testified under oath that he was fired because he wouldnt drop this investigation into the firm that joe bidens son was a member of. And joe biden, the son, were never investigated. The biden appointed prosecutor, who came in after the other guy was fired, never opened up an investigation into joe biden or his son. So, he never investigated him. And he never cleared him and i wanted to put that out there because there is a lot of fake news out there about this story. Greg i want to complete a thought, why did nancy pelosi said why this phone call was important. It was because it was a simpler, clearer way to impeach trump so that the public would understand it. Right . This was an easier way for them to understand it. This has all been like a cinderella slipper. They have been searching for that one shoe thats going to fit. They went through a warehouse of shoes before they got to this one. If they dont find this one they will find another. We know what this is. Dana donna, do you have last word here. Donna there is so much that i can debunk we have just an hour. One of the things i have enjoyed reading about all of this and change of narrative i hear not just from the white house and allies of the white house but also a change in information that were getting out of ukraine. This is why we need an inquiry, so that we can learn the facts, expose the truth. And the more we get into this hyper bowl and try to defend our sides and not looking at the truth, the farther away we are going to get from resolving this matter. Emily quick final point on strategy. Just to respond what you are saying about the glass slipper. The hardest cases to proof in the court of Public Perception are the ones where you keep amending the complaint or charging document. The fact this ha has been a slow leak, a festering wound for years without this proverbial smoking gun means that the court or the public is totally fatigued. We are exhausted. 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Donna the book, gutsy women favorite stories of courage and resilience chelsea and Hillary Clinton. Appearance in brooklyn. Do you want to go with me. Jesse thats going to be a page turner. I cant wait to tear into that. Donna oh my gosh. Jesse she is crooked person and for her to finger trump as crooked is complete hypocrisy. Talk about foreign interference in an election. How about all the tens of millions of dollars that poured into secretary of state running for president . Did that or the 9 million she paid a Foreign Agent continue to influence the last election called the steele dossier . She is a total joke and she is a total hypocrite. But, she may see an opening because biden hasnt answered best questions why, biden did, your brother win a billiondollar contract to build homes in iraq . From no experience . Or how did your son leave china with a billion dollars on air force 2 . Hasnt answered those questions. Hillary might be seeing an opening here. What do you think . Donna i do believe that she has repeat you hadly called out the president on things she disagrees with him. This is a new level of attack going after her emails after all of the months and years of investigations. Remember now, republicans control the house. We had the benghazi investigation. We had all kinds of investigations into Hillary Clinton. But im looking forward to reading this book she is talking about gutsy women, including republican women like Margaret Shane smith. Greg, what about you . Greg i always love a book on female empowerment. I find bad message it took two women to write it. Oh, gosh. You are terrible. Greg im terrible. Come on. You go girl. You go girl. I feel like hillary has only one world to live in and she has nowhere else to go. She is like a drunk loitering outside of a bar waiting for it to open. That bar is the presidency. And she may be right. She may be right that when she is looking at this terrain and seeing a bunch of like supporting characters but no main lead my question is, if she does enter. She has got to be calculating the risk. What if she enters and she you polls less than joe and less than liz . Thats the risk of being humiliated. However, she doesnt want that first line in her obituary to be i lost to trump. Dana twice. [laughter] donna she lost the Electoral College and wouldnt popular vote. Greg by her bo by per bow l, donna . When she says this election is illegitimate. That is hyperbole. Elections exist to prevent war. Thats how we dont have civil wars and we dont have coups. We have elections. When you start saying these elections dont matter, she is actually pushing it towards conflict, not anybody else. Dana i was thinking that just in listening to her and having you hear for your expertise on this and your experience. The loser of the election, the one who concedes is usually the one that they have the heartache. They have all of that loss that they have to go through. And, so somebody like al gore, for example, after the recount, he did not do this type of thing, to say that the bush presidency was illegitimate. He moved on. He went and moved to california. He had pursuits in documentaries and climate change. And i just wonder about the decision to constantly question the legitimacy of an election and how dangerous that is. Donna i remember that night when al gore called and said shut it down. Meaning shut down the campaign after the Supreme Court ruled. We are now in a different era where all of this disruption that started years ago continues. Nobody wants to concede anymore. We want to continue the next fight. And this campaign now is going to be another exercise in what i call gutter policy. What do you think about hillary writing a new book with her daughter gutsy women . I think its wonderful any project with your mother. I dont have that opportunity. I think thats fantastic. Gutted gut nepotism. Emily book tour is interesting ever since the election when her favorability rate plummeted less than favorability rate one third with independence, none with republicans and it went down 11 with democrats after the election in 2016 and it has not risen. So this book tour, especially since she continues residing in victimhood land, it wont doner any favors. It reminded me of just being in a sorority again where she was like clearly he is obsessed with me but donald trump is her one obsession where she is just one of his many topics. Its so clear. Donna she lives rent free in Donald Trumps head. One i do know and. Jesse donald trump never lets anybody go without paying rent. Donna true that what i like about it is that she is going to lift up one of these unknown women. Many of whom are not really known to the public. 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It was hosted by the creator dave rubin and canadian politician. Not a good look for antifa, greg. Greg i disagree. Clearly that elderly pair presented a dangerous threat to these people. And i salute these brave Freedom Fighters or as chris cuomo would call them antifascist for facing down this tyranny. I dont think they went far enough. This is. Anna example of the unbending mind of the delusional activists. As a human being you can see this is an elderly couple. Have you empathy. When you get your head full of ideology, everybody becomes a hammer and you are the nail or, no. They are the nail and you are the hammer. Right . But at some point each side has to police their own wackos. And the right polices their own wackos but the left elevates them to some kind of legendary status. Jesse we have an opportunity here for you to police your own wackos, donna. What would you like to say. Donna first of all, i dont like to even fall into that trip that somehow or another these are my, quote, unquote, friends. They are not. They are not democrats. I dont know that much about them. All i know is that whenever they they protest, neo nazis and others and fascists. They show up. I dont know who the hell theyre. I dont support or condone violence of any form from the left or the right or anyone else. Jesse dave rubin is not a nazi or fascist. It was an event he was throwing. Donna thats typically what they throw up these picket lines for. Greg they call everybody a nazi. Donna i dont follow them or support them and know who they are. Greg they wear disguises. They are such cowards. Donna i believe in nonviolence and i support peaceful protests. Jesse we will accept that here as a condemnation and we appreciate that. What do you say . Emily i find that video hard to watch. Imagine how many decades and events that woman and man have lived through. Thats opening in their hometown at that age. In terms of policing their own wackoes, i want the media police these guys. Im sick of being the only ones who talk about it. Just this month Rolling Stone came out on basically andy ngo only independent journalist covering in portland and berkeley and wherever else they are running amuck. Right ring troll demonized to the media. All about tearing him down. They are missing the forest for the trees. Which is that antifa is violent every time they are out there. Is no separating violent from their actions no matter what ideology that they are hiding behind and whatever they are saying. So, it is up to people like the portland mayor, ted wheeler who came on this Network August 14th and failed to take a hard stance, failed to say i will enforce and uphold the law in my town. And instead these guys are attacking everyone, helpless and elderly. Something needs to be done about antifa. Jesse dana, in the commercial break wishing ther derly woman picked up the walker and smashed antifa across the face. Dana you know the thing i was thinking about is that you have all those people there that are taking video of this. Greg not doing anything. Jesse thats a good point. Dana thats why im sitting here in the studio and not out there as a reporter. Greg disguise dana . Dana i have a few disguises, yes. We look abou same size she and. I do think its hard for me to take away. This guy right there. That one, i dont know what his job sand maybe he is in media. Can you imagine not stepping in front of those people and giving them safe passage . Donna i totally agree. And look at his hair. Come on, it could have been me. We have to condemn violence of any kind anywhere, whether its domestic terrorism. Whether its the old out theroatkeepers. Greg are they violent . Donna some of the stuff trending now on restarting a civil war. Greg guys go to church and pray . Donna this is not religion. Again, there is so much violence and negativity and vitriol. We need to stop it. Lower the volume. Greg nothing is as bad as that though. Donna i agree it looks bad. Greg if cameras went away they would beat the hell out of those old people. Emily need to protect the Police Departments ability to enforce the laws. Thats also what is happening on the west coast city no support for them to enforce the law to protect those. Jesse she was defect lay fox news viewer. I can tell by looking at her. Roberts deniro drops a pair of f bombs on live television. Greg gutfeld has the lunancy next on the five. Ist im tryin keep it up. Youll get there. Whoahoahoa 30 grams of protein, and one gram of sugar. Ensure max protein. Woi felt completely helpless. Hed online. My entire career and business were in jeopardy. I called reputation defender. Vo take control of your online reputation. Get your free reputation report card at reputationdefender. Com. 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The host acts done as if he didnt see it coming man who talks bike a one man navy. This [bleep] idiot it is the president. The guy is a [bleep] fool. Our government today with the prompting of our baby in chief. [laughter] [bleep] i call him. Greg thats some reliable source have you got there this is what moms call bad language or producers call great tv. The plan get an irrational figure at peak derangement and go into snapping cabaret for the chronically obsessed. Like a kid would pull wheelies on old man johnsons front yard crack and hold a spatula chasing you around in his open road. Thats the deniro cnn Business Model in a nutshell money for nothing and clicks for free. Real story of you who accusations of trumps nutty behavior always ends up with the accusers acting nuttier. Deniro calls trump crazy as he goes crazier. Adam schiff calls trump a liar as he makes up quotes. Dems talk about undermining institution thats try to undermine an election. When asked for reasons why trump shouldnt be president , all bobby had were put dering fbombs. His resistance had run out of script. Another role without dialogue so he had to improvise. By having it on the five it quadrupled their audience. Congrats for that one minute you had a hit. So, dana, shall i quote scott adams . Dana yeah, i was thirsty. Greg he claims that because we have entered a new phase where not liking trump is just a lifestyle. So you are a lifestyle resister. Dana you dont even have to have a reason. Greg why, why . F him, f him. Dana when you run out of words and cant explain anything. They think you are too dumb to understand. If you have to ask a question then clearly you are not smart enough to understand why he shouldnt be president. Thats in his mind. The weird thing but the fbomb stuff is that he is clearly doing it on purpose. He has enough selfcontrol, i would imagine, to not drop fbombs but they are doing it for effect, as if it worked. Who else did that recent have any beto orourke . Remember, he is out there dropping the fbomb everywhere to the point abc had to say by the way, not going to be allowed on our debate stage. Not going to allow that we might just do it anyway. I just wonder about Robert Deniro because it does seem like he is either playing himself or a character or it could be just the same thing now. Greg this is a role. The resister is the role now. And he is comfortable in the role. Dana star not guilty role. Greg i will say, this donna, i am proswearing. I dont know why we have to be so worried about those words. And maybe its because i dont have kids. I find swearing to be a valuable thing. Donna you know, i spent most of my childhood and i would say almost half of my adulthood going to church on sunday confessing to using swear words. So i try to avoid them although i have been known to make complete sentences out of swear words. But not on this show. This potty mouth stuff, i dont think its good tv, emily. I think its rude. Its offensive. Thats why we have to i said this weekend dont take the bait. When the president was tweeting out things, calling democrats savages. I said dont take the bait. Be best. I always use the first lady, you know, be best. We all try to be at our best when we are dealing with these topics. Greg could potty mouth be a medical condition . Emily tourettes. [laughter] there is something to be swearing feels good and blows off steam. Thats usually privately and there is obviously the stronger argument for it in the National Conversation in Public Discourse we want you to be able to use your words and have that specificity and rise above it especially for those running for office. Bobby d. Double down and instead of apologizing literally his response to brian saying so, you know, for you like kind of unleashing that tirade that was his response to that. He doubled down. That being said, he is a larger than life celebrity. Nothing will ever touch bobby d. Greg really . I think he might be touched now. Donna promoting this movie the irish man . Jesse i think everybody should see it because they shot a big scene on my old street in the west village it looks amazing and has joe pesci in it and any of those great actor in those great gangster movies. I disagree with all of you. He is old, he doesnt care. He is rich, obviously trump drives him crazy. I dont think its lacking selfcontrol. I think he is letting it all hang out there. Who cares . Say whatever he wants to say. I dont think its the classiest. Greg i could care less about the swearing. I couldnt come up with a reason. You run into a lot of people like this that when you are talking about them just tell me and they go argh and they run away. Jesse what do you have people who watch fox news i dont care who criticizes me. Dana i admire that i mean im kind of sensitive. Donna but i support the office of the presidency regard in conjunction with the office of the presidency, i have a decency standard. I may dislike. Jesse he wasnt saying that about the president. That was a couple weeks before. Greg i have industry standard. Donna i need to go to confession with you. You have too much for me to deal with. Greg its not pretty. Six hours, by the way. Have to lay down a tarp. Stay tuned, the fastest 7 is up next. Im your cat. Ever since you brought me home, that day. Ive been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love . This is a billion years of tiger dna just ready to pounce. And if you have the wrong Home Insurance coverage, you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get allstate and be better protected from mayhem, like meow. Emily welcome back, time for the fastest 7. First up passenger flies into a fury after he was told he couldnt use first class bathrooms. Let 8 people wait in line to use bathroom while two bathrooms are empty in the front. You are going to come to me and tell me you are going to call the police . [bleep]. Emily the plane had to be diverted and the guy was arrested. I have to say i cant wait for 24th of november. That will be fun. Whats the craziest thing have you ever seen on a plane. Donna i should keep my lips sealed. I have seen a lot of crazy things. Greg we should talk about this mans problem. As somebody with a small bladder maybe a little rough. This is an issue. Dana i think they need to redesign the plane. Greg airplanes only place left where you know there is a class system. When people walk in, they can see people with a better standing than they do he is sitting there i have got to pee and nobody is in those bathrooms. Donna how do you know he had to do number one and not number two . Greg i sit corrected. Jesse you pay for the class system. You are not born into first class. You pay for it. You earn it and you pay for it. If you get rid of that. Get rid of everything. Let everybody pee where they want . Donna if you ask nicely and say, look, i have a problem. Can i use the restroom . Normally they allow you to do that. Jesse if there is an emergency and this guy is crossing his legs and going like that. Emily usually the attendant doesnt enforce it. You dont have to be an emergency. Oh that guy he was inpatient. Jesse threatened to call the police on him. Emily he was arrested. Greg yeah. Dana the thing that would make me the most mad is that the plane had to be diverted so you cant get to your destination on time. Jesse this man is yuanon jwan. Yuan is spelled juan. Donna you dont know what was going on with his parents when he named him . Jesse thats true. Whats your theory on that one . Donna keeping my airport secrets to myself. Emily next, not doing the dishes could be fatal to your rip relationship. A third of americans admit to breaking up with their partner over simple chores and 67 say they fight over keeping the house clean. Oh, whatever, this doesnt apply me and then i read the percentages of the Little Things do you like 67 of people hate that you leave the cap open and all of a sudden i was like oh god maybe im not the neat person that i thought i was. Maybe im certainly driving pete crazy. Jesse if you love someone, you will do anything for them. You will screw the little cap back on. You will clean up after their mess. You know, its something that you do for someone that you really care about. When people are fighting in a relationship about chores, there are other issues behind the scenes. Donna sounds like he has some practice. Dana i would say you should work these things out before you get married. Jesse really . Greg and live together . You harlot. Dana who is going to take out the trash . Peter. Dana who is going to do the dishes . Peter. Who walks the dog . Peter. Laundry . Greg cleanliness is a symbol of evolutionary prowess. Hygiene killed millions of people over thousands of years. Dana bad hygiene. Greg led us to the plague. So, you know, the necessity of tidiness, thats telling you have a powerful mate that wants to ensure your survival. Greg my wife may be much neater i wasnt really a slob i was a guy. Jesse now you just pay for a maid. Greg true. Emily a lot of those were preferences. Dana help around the house, guys. Donna help around the house and if i cook, you better clean. Emily next up. Finally, elizabeth the head of the green party in canada recently put out a photo of her reusable cup with a melts straw. Not so fast. They later admitted the photo was photo shopped. Holding a paper cup without a straw. Her single use Plastic Products this just to me shows nothing is ever worth getting caught for fabrication. Jesse dont have to fake it in this country. Aoc and hamburgers, drinking from straws. You dont have to do it. They do it. They are hypocrites here. Donna i dont know if theyre hypocrites. Trying to tell the larger story that we need to care more about our environment. Look, i love togo cups. I cant wait this weekend i might have a togo cup and something in it. Greg make it togo. Dana the thing about this that i love it does show the hypocrisy also overeager staffers and see this photo of her oh my gosh. Instead of just cropping the photo, right . They photo shopped it. Crop dont shop. Greg it shows you in order to follow their principles, in order for them to follow their own principles, they have to deceive people. It is impossible to do what these people want you to do so they have to lie and then they demand you to follow while they actually buy. Donna what is she drinking . Thats what i want to know. Jesse if you ever see a compromising photo of me its been photo shopped. Thats my line and sticking to it. Donna if you see me with a cup in my hand im drinking something cold. 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Animals are great animals are great animals are great may be when you were a child you did not have any friends, or maybe you had three older sisters who just ignored you and you had to make fun for yourself, you had to be your own playmate. Just like this little fella her here. Playing catch by using the trampoline, because he had no other people to play with. Look at this. Does it pull the whatever dana heartstrings . Jesse greg does not have those. A greg i had to remove them, they were swollen. And thats why animals are great animals are great animals are great dana everybody wants them, mine is about a third grader, the story turns out well, but it is a sad beginning, he and his family lost everything in a Harvest House fire, his name is daniel hunt, and he goes to philadelphia grade school in tennessee. And after hearing about their classmate in need, they held a toy drive to replace some of the things that were destroyed in the fire, and they have all of the pictures here, needless to say he was very shocked and very happy to be so supported by his fellow students. So they are warriors at philadelphia elementary school. Greg you lied about a fire so that you could get toys . Dana deep fake. Jesse also in philadelphia, tennessee. Got me on that one. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop . I have a similar query that i would like to introduce to the audience involving watermelons and rubber bands, how many rubber bands do you have to wrap around a watermelon before it explodes . This will show you the answer. Now i have the answer right here, i want everybody to take a guess, how many, donna . Donna 37. Emily 165. Dana 72. Greg 73. Speak to 154. Greg you win the watermelon. Pick it up in tennessee. Jesse just not in the apartment. Donna while an online magazine just released the 100 most influential africanamerican ages 2545, i did not make the list, im a little bit older, but guess who did . Beyonce. Steph curry, lizzo and janelle monae. I am not on the list, arp come get me. Dana you are on the hour list. All right, emily. A emily i want to show you this sweet scene from sms high school where the high school voted to crown their homecoming queen ms. Trinity arrington, and we are seeing her right now actually deciding to give her crown and flowers to her friend emily petty, she said, i decided to give my crown to my sweet friend emily, because she has always wanted to be a princess and i decided she deserved it. During the runnings or whatever she kept telling everybody to vote for her friend, trinity was the one that actually won and she gave her flowers to sweet emily. I love to see stories like this. Dana jesse, have you ever won something and given it away . Jesse yeah, when i did not want it. Greg were you guys homecoming queen . Jesse, dont answer. Dana no. Were you, emily . Emily i won prom queen, best dancer in high school. And other things. Dana like what . Emily awards that dont mean anything, has to do with looks, its more important about what you are on the inside. Greg dont use that lie, it is sociology. Donna i will never work out in the gym with this one here, because she puts me to shame. Dana what were you most likely to be . Greg most likely to be on a show called the five. Donna also most intelligent. Dana set your dvr, never miss an episode of the five, special report coming up right now, hey, bret. Bret President Trump wants to meet the whistleblower while democrats expressed concern for the accuser safety, and subpoenas for documents from Rudy Giuliani. What exactly is impeachment . We will take you through the often confusing a misunderstood process. And if you thought that Hillary Clinton email investigations were over, we have news for you tonight, this is special report. Good evening, i am bret baier, we are coming to live from the white house where President Trump is digging in, hunkering down against democratic efforts to impeach him and kick him out of office. The president says he deserves to face his accus