Country on numerous bomber missions, he was shot down and rescued at 20. What was i doing at 20 . Greg im not what you call a poster boy for heroism i have flat feet would give you up for a slice of poundcake. Its easy to draw comparisons between then and now, 60 million americans fought in world war ii but today 60 Million People watch this. That is repaired by giving you so much of my time and energy. No, ive given you everything, lisa. Greg yeah, lisa. Yeah. Thats no dig at now but just to point out a connection between two errors. All of our entertainment and leisure time was enabled by the bravery of people you might never have met. If you have one of the 16 million in your claim, i salute you. You are lucky. They made my idiocy possible. To quote john kerry in a tweet he sent to me for once, the driftwood dracula was right. The only reason why i can be a full today is because someone was a hero yesterday. Thank you, john, to quote one of your special friends. Greg when he had hair. Looking back but the price of nostalgia is for getting a present. Rate men and women today do out they were protecting you and me. Our military, lawenforcement, Border Police patrol so do not mistakenly believe this is a generation of video gaming sofa servers. Many women die every day for this country. Although at times its hard to remind yourself that the rest of us arent all idiots, check out this tweet from slate about bushs service dog. Imagine being that right or whether pushes dog deserves all the attention. Today i will put that much in its place. Skews me, lifelong companion. Sully is not 94 years old. [laughter] that is late. Sorry, slate. Sully cant steal your hotplate because he doesnt read slate. Hes a dog. A smart dog. For one more day you are a silly, silly rat. Others in the media kept an eagle. My god, what was up with his jacket . He walks into the natural cathedral and the other president s are seated, he is wearing his overcoat. He takes it off and hands said crumpled overcoat to the young marine officer who was acting as his escort. What is going on there . Why did he not just leave the coat in the back of the seat . Greg i handed to brian, focusing on the big picture. When he isnt busy making up crap. s price he did not say he was there by looking at the footage. You cant see me but a rightparenthesis truck. Theyre so obsessed with trump that he missed the coolest thing. Check this beer doubt. See the spirit coming . Imagine what you could hide in that beard. I could hide in that beard. I could hide in there for a week. Meanwhile, others use the funeral as another excuse to trash the president. Whats really going on right now is a National Reaction to trump. Matter what we say or dont say its a reaction to what we have and we miss that part of decency and honor. Greg thank you, chris. Hes more offbase than a drunk shortstop. Heres Washington Post headline obviously, thats a lie. Even i cant stand and sit at the same time. Even in a time of reverence in unity they miss the point. If only toms head would sprout horns, spin around and spew fire. It trump did not go, he gets lamp and he does go, he gets slammed. What is ironic about all of this is what did the funerals elevate most . When he thought of mr. Bush what did you think most about . Patriotism, duty, family, faith. Isnt that the stuff thats openly mocked today by popculture and the media, academia . For people who believe the earth is flat than believing in anything and yet this week those were the things that mattered. Weird isnt it . When you look at death not thinking about identity or jackets for the resume of a service but but i hope you learn something. Think about this. President George Herbert walker bush fought in world war ii, flew 58 combat missions, shut down, rescued then he turned 21. Think about that. Later he ran the cia, helped and the cold war and rescued kuwait from iraq. Yet in 1992 he still lost to bill clinton. Just as bob dole did four years later. Why . Because its amazing life put him at a certain age. No more heroes please, well take the young philanderer. We have thought it over and decided the same people who make shallow decisions about you made one about him. You just have to laugh. Thats the other big message here. Bush was funny. Here is truth. Last payment i will have on broccoli. There are truckloads of broccoli at this very minute descending on washington. My family is divided. I do not like broccoli and im not locked it liked it since i was a little kid and my mother made me eat it and im president of the United States and are not going to eat anymore broccoli. [laughter] greg when we talk about banishing heroism dont forget banishing humor. Humor is what holds the operation, civilization, together. The only way to celebrate hate is to shame sensor humor from the world. Jokes connect people eliminate them and we wont falling on the floor laughing but falling on the floor. Its why the real heroes dont fight communism and hitler but people who can take a damn joke. Humorless creeps seem to be everywhere and reproducing. As we gain that kind of noxious non hero we lose men like bush. According to the department of veteran affairs roughly 496,777 American Veterans were estimated to still be alive at the september 2018. What does that tell you . They are still here. Half a million of them. Theyre not making more and we should make it a point to talk with them, learn from them and share a laugh with them because this week we lost at least one and if we lose more, and that friends, is no joke. [applause] lets welcome tonights guests. Hes more country than a mudflap made of daisy dukes from the duo big and rich, john rich. [cheering and applause] if jokes were smoking be the marble man. Jimmy. [cheering and applause] nice jacket. The hostess with the most is, captains two hes responsible for most solar eclipses, former wwe superstar and might massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] greg thank you. I love how you are just a day. Merry christmas, greg the five not talking about you but the extra from new kids on the block. Merry christmas. I would like to give a shout out to my 86 yearold granny rich who watches your show. She smokes a pack of marlboro reds everyday and drinks whiskey every night and still pulled a 40 hour week and made this jacket and jeans. Greg wow. What you are saying is if i a pack of cigarettes and drink booze i can become an excellent seamstress. [laughter] it is possible. I wrote a song about my grandfather was a world war ii vet in the pacific and a tunnel rat so hes a little guy, 115 and joined at 17 and lied about his age to get fight and we heard the stories and at six purple hearts and went over to the pacific and thought i wrote a song called the good lord. On george bush 85th birthday i sang that song but missed him because he was jumping out of an airplane and then call me back and said i was on stage playing a big and rich concert and let me this incredible voicemail thanking me for the song and im so glad i missed the call because now i have the message. Greg thats true but you played it for me. Or it is dana garvey. But the bad literally save the world and we know theres half a million left and if you get a chance to see one of those men shake their hand and give them a hug and say thank you for what you did for our country. Hitler was coming after us and bombed pearl harbor and coming from both sides america stood up, showed its might and ran them off. Thats what happened. Greg and jimmy, talking about the greatest generation how do you feel about yourself right now . I thought this look good when i walked out of the house today. I walked feeling like a million bucks and then i caught a longshot beer on the subway and i look like a stripper who let him go. You know what i mean . I call this the tragic mike look. But to your point and scared about us losing the greatest generation because country is going in a scary direction. We are incentivizing these kids to be whips. In new york, we make fun of what we would call southern rednecks because of a stereotypical thing to do but i thank god for that. Theyre the only ones raising tough kids. Are you with me . If isis shows up tomorrow youre not calling hugs, hopper in vain. Youre calling bobby joe, bubba and cletus. They will take isis out using rifles they got for their tenth birthday. Im with mr. Rich. Greg all right, cat . Kat i love that photo of the service dog laying in front of the casket. How dare anyone make fun of th that. Greg what was this person thinking. Kat dogs are so great. If i ever die which i may i dont know. Kat my kat would walk up and lay down next to me but it would be to eat my face. [laughter] greg thats acat. Its almost like your second pricing yourself. Yeah, i suppose which makes me almost a military hero. Im just kidding. Im not. Im grateful for all the veterans because personally based on the amount of anxiety i get from janke i cannot go to war. Greg im bar them from combat as can be. Tyrus, thoughts . Tyrus i thought it was a great week to remember whats important in this country. I thought george bush junior speech of his father was powerful and amazing and i dont have a dad but if i did i would hopefully talk about him like that. Wow, dads do all that. Wow. It was cool. At the same time i did a lot of laughing. The president , if he doesnt go to the funeral, hes the worst man on the planet. He goes to the funeral, reaches over and shakes the hand of an adversary, classy move, obama shook his hand back and still was the worst man in the world. We cant win with you. That was the story, not the amazing bureau in time to forget about division and politics but still were like no we need a trump story. He did not shake hands with obama. Lets do it. Run it. Thats where rat and its simple. Greg we have to move on but about planning your own funeral is a lot of pressure and george bush wrote half of his own plan. I have one page i came up with it. Dont drop the ashes. Dont invite anyone from maroon five. Open bar but no fancy drinks because i dont like lines. They should be quick and a weekday city can take a day off. [applause] straight ahead, 40 democrats may run in 2020, place, the xfinity xfi gateway. And its strengthened by xfi pods, which plug in to extend the wifi even farther, past anything that stands in its way. Well almost anything. Leave no room behind with xfi pods. Simple. Easy. Awesome. Click or visit a retail store today. Greg looks like a ton are expected to run. We will have 30, 40 great candidates writing for president. They recognize how urgent this moment is in the history of our country. Greg he knows his stuff. Forty candidates in the debates will be 6000 hours long. Personally, id rather watch this for 6000 hours. Greg amazing stuff. Who are the 40 candidates . Joe biden who said he still thanks the only guy who cannot knock out from adding there is a campaign slogan. Meanwhile, Bruce Springsteen says trump is bound to win again because the dems dont have anyone who can match his rhetoric. Springsteen even wrote a new song about it. Greg i dont know could be the song of the year. Thats greg gutfeld, america got issue. Greg jimmy, that was my impression. I thought it was pretty close. By the way, now that i have your attention barely isnt springsteen talking about himself . Hes a common man and leftwing populist. If trump is the rightwing populist hes the left so why does he not run . He says hes a pretend populace. He did not grow up in the world like. Greg Northern California or Something Like that. Go back to your video with the dog honking the horn. More qualified to drop then beto orourke. [laughter] greg nice. [applause] i love when people added skateboards to the rallies and i was like he has to. Greg he doesnt have a license anymore. But there lineup does look like a short nato movie. These are all people who not been on tv and forever young people no one cares about. Know what i mean . Greg i have a theory that this is what happened with the republicans with a bunch of people will be that contrast between the similarities in one outlier. You know i were any santa claus suit . Heres my thought. I think donald trump should treat the democratic nominees as if they are a celebrity impotence. Greg good point he should give them tasks and i was on Celebrity Apprentice and i did win. I played for saint Jude Childrens Research and i won. I raised twice as much money as pierce morgan, by the way but no. What if trump tweeted democratic nominees staff as if it were. Greg i dont know if theyd Pay Attention but it would be hilarious. Let them see who rises you know bernie will get it. Greg i think so too. Well get a progressive but tyrus, your prediction. Tyrus then, rosa is getting cut first. But shell be there. Greg i did not think of that benign listen, i will bet lunch i will name you the top three right now and i dont care, 45000, itll be biden, bernie, and hillary. It will be the same. [crowd boos] tyrus listen, what do you care . Its an easy win. You should be encouraged third time is the charm. You literally should get behind it. Greg i think Kamala Harris will make a strong run. I think youll get a surprise benign this is the same situation the this is where barack obama and donald trump have similarities. They have such a phenomenal control of their people and base no one wants to go headtohead. It sounds good on paper and the democrats can see that will get the house and senate but whoever will go up will go to the slaughter. Why not send hillary one more time. You know what im saying . Literally, if im in a small closet and punching whoever is coming in the line to go in is not long. If you send someone in you pick the one person in the crowd you dont like and thats what go ahead, hillary. You got this. Greg cap, thoughts . Kat i do have some. I think its hilarious when people say im the most qualified to be the president. Hillary said the same thing and joe biden says it now because actually you dont get to decide that. You dont get to decide what qualifies me, the voters get to decide what qualified means. It could be anything. If voters decided that the most important thing was which candidate is the best at super mario and you werent good at super mario, you would not be qualified with it all up to the voter. Greg telling me to move on. Kevin hart quits the oscars instead of apologizing. Then apologizes. Whats going on with that . [cheering and applause] [speaking in italian]. I just got my ancestrydna results 74 italian. And i found out that im from the big toe of that sexy italian boot calabria. It even shows the migration path from south italia all the way to exotico new jersey so this Holiday Season its ancestrydna per tutti order your kit now at ancestry. Com get stronger. Get closer. Start listening today to the Worlds Largest selection of audiobooks on audible. And now, get more. For just 14. 95 a month, youll get a credit a month good for any audiobook, plus two Audible Originals exclusive titles you cant find anywhere else. If you dont like a book, you can exchange it any time, no questions asked. Automatically roll your credits over to the next month if you dont use them. With the free audible app, you can listen anytime, and anywhere. 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Ive spoken on it and i said where the rights and wrongs work and said who i am now and ive done it. Not going to kinney continue to go back in the days of old. Greg however, hart did apologize later on twitter and set the followup tweet. He quits the oscars instead of apologizing and then apologizes. What . Can we accept that apology . Lets ask my buddy, vince. Yeah. Greg apology accepted. Tyrus. Tyrus yes. Greg what do you make of this . Tyrus what is interesting to me as everyone was worried about what he said at the end of the sentence but no one has an issue with beating a child with a house . [laughter] he threatened to take in front of his daughter and threaten to take the dollhouse which is tough because i built a couple in my day and heres the thing. Hes a comedian and made a joke. The fact that he has to i was proud he did not apologize. He stood up for himself but apparently the academy rights of the check so im assuming it was how much money for not doing the oscars or worse the pc police let them know will also go after your endorsements and movies because thats the world we live in now. You cant make he was a comedian. Imagine how many apologies don rickles would have to do . Greg oh my god. Tyrus it would be a marathon. Talk about 6000 hours it would be 7000. Greg now they are taking theyre not even taking apologies to the guy apologizes but thats not enough because social media is now the moral arbiter. It used to be church but because people have given up on religion they go to twitter and asked the sides whether you still cant have it up. Kat i love having a job. Greg but you Say Something on the show and that mob or whatever the mark may decide that you screwed up even if you apologize, youre done. I would never do anything like that. I think my cad is gay and im fine with it. The mother always does. You know . I really have to admit i have no horse in this race. On the one hand we have comments that were homophobic and on the other hand a bunch people who spent their time digging through someones old tweets trying to ruin them. What people do that . Loser people do that. Pathetic losers do that. [applause] homophobic comics, pack of vengeful losers, no thank you. [applause] greg and s l comic got yanked from stage because he made a joke that supported progressive ideas and would hard to be black and gay and you got for being herbal because he wasnt black or gay. What is happening to your profession . Will it exist . No, we need to have doctor phil host the oscars this year. Let everyone talk i do want to say this, screw you to every comment that like the fact that he got fired because the trying to score points and setting ourselves back by supporting the thing because comedy club is supposed to be the last bashing of free speech. The place you can go and talk about things that wont get you fired it work. We are there to save you by saying these ridiculous, idiotic things but it is a crazy know in fact within the context of where tweets are taking place. To be kevin hart whatever you think of his comedy, works day in day out, seven days a week and loses most of his career for something he did on the toilet . Where are people tweeting . Greg its free and are not getting paid for twitter and you kill yourself on this machine. John, what gets me mad is we are illuminating the whole concept of forgiveness. The tweet was stupid and wrong and he apologize but that is not enough and there is this goes back to the religious aspect of weakness that seems to not exist anymore for people speak. I will tell you this, greg. I dont know who youre talking about or what youre talking about but if a smoking the band or dukes of hazard i have no idea what it is. [laughter] when my alarm alarm clock goes off in the morning, tyrus, it goes time to get up and i dont even care. Greg still to come, can advice save your marriage . Greg and the robot in your room predict your marriage is doomed . To study from the Imperial College said Digital Assistants like amazon left the will soon be able to tell if your relationship is happy and healthy or dying on the vine. How did they do that . It kills you and analyzes your brains. No, it will assess conversational patterns to organize chemistry between two people or trends of growing conflict. It listens an expert say by 2021 these devices will predict with 75 accuracy whether a marriage will last. It makes you wonder where Technology Like that could be headed . Heres your coffee. Could you make reservations for tonight with the clarks . I do know i had to. No problem, ill call the restaurant now. How did you pull up with her [bleep] . Youre the man in the house, shes ruining your life, tom. You deserve so much better, especially after she had that affair with clyde owen. Shes coming back. Act normal. Honey, i made the reservation so were all set for tonight. Doris, who is clive owen . Clive owen is a dashing handsome british actor who was dazzled critics and audiences alike. He won a golden globe award. Felt like hes an actor. I will go walk the dog in the back. Fiercely, due by this [bleep] . Acting like she doesnt know clive owen. Theyre making a fool of you. What should i do alexa . It doesnt have to be this way. Get rid of her and start a new life. That will show clive owen. Isnt this place great, honey . Did you make reservations for tomorrow night . Crap. [applause] that was good. Greg just wanted to put alexa in a red dress, the 80. Would you take relationship advice from a algorithm . Kat i feel like i should. This alexa would have the easiest time ever figuring out what my relationship status was being in my apartment. It would be like weve not heard a mans voice and 293 days. Probably wont hear a mans voice for another 293 days. When not even bother with me. They could not hear my texting though so it probably would not understand what i was doing wrong. Greg alexa would be making product suggestions do you. Kat if they could see my text and maybe my phone knows what im doing wrong. If im dating you even a little bit i will text you into the ground. [laughter] greg maybe that is the problem. Kat hard to control. Greg i thank you need something that plays back the take. In relationships the other persons bites are the other person thing she should be a stenographer. You never said that. Yes then each couple could have a challenge back and throw it and go to the tape and figure it out. This cant work for me because we do not have the money for alexa and we got it knockoff that wont answer questions called the hillary. You have to pay it a speaking fee each time it talks. Greg he worked a political joke in there, john. Very smart. I thought that was a great segment. I would never have alexa in my house. Why . Pgh. I thought this one story where alexa hacked their email and send emails out and first of all, if you cant order your own groceries or pull your own what happened to people working in this country . To do your own jobs. It is your house. Go take care of what you own. Ive got to keep going because you cannot let some robots in your house and do what youre supposed to do on your own. Who raised you . This is where i go. Greg tyrus. Tyrus alexa can kiss my ass. I get an act on a general, daily basis and alexa would add to my woes. You were told not to play xbox, tyrus. Did you take out the trash yet . Is that i would get to. You said you would get to it 4. 5 hours ago but get off my back. Contacted her to tell you you did not take the trash out. Greg alexa will always take the side of her. Tyrus and women you should not want alexa you shall replace that nagging ass girlfriend. No man will benefit from alexa. Alexa will never state you are right. Alexa does not deal in facts either. All emotion oh, im wrong. All you cowards. Men you know we argue with facts and they use emotion. Straight up. I say how was your day. Worked out, to the show, moved on. I left cap and she says when i woke up i was feeling and then i got and i have a copy and of the, god. Kat i have never once done that. Tyrus wait for it. Greg we need alexa to tell us. All right. Find out which classic Christmas Song is getting banned after the break. Although the name of my imaginary friend. [cheering and applause] i am a family man. I am a techie dad. I believe the best technology should feel effortless. Like magic. At comcast, its my job to develop, apps and tools that simplify your experience. My name is mike, im in Product Development at comcast. Were working to make things simple, easy and awesome. Greg the saying so long to a terrible song, radio stations in cleveland and San Francisco sapling baby, its cold outside amid complaints its no longer appropriate in the air of me too. To them i say thank you, listeners. I cant stand something we graded a brandnew holiday cd guaranteed not to offend anyone. The First Time Ever if im dreaming of an ultra pc crystals. All your favorite holiday hits reimagined as not to offend anyone ever. This double cd is jampacked with its like available at kmart. [cheering and applause] greg john, any songs you are worried about that from the past will no longer seem appropriate . One comes to mind. [laughter] little song called save a horse, ride a cowboy. Greg peter will like that. Is all about equine preservation. Greg thats what it is. It scares me, jimmy, anything about okay, the new social Justice Tierney with Rolling Stones survive will hiphop or rap or 80s metal . Rolling stones will not survive unless they change brown sugar two brown splenda at their age. What drives me crazy about baby, its cold outside theres coercion in there but most of the people that dont realize they would not be alive if that courtship did not take place but i dont know what young people think but actual hookups dont happen for two people walking towards each other on the sidewalk and then theyre like yeah, we go. She happens to wear that jacket hookups go dont happen that way on the sidewalk. [inaudible conversations] i think it is funny. You almost look like a go ahead and touch up and. Is like a north pole pimp. I love it. Ho, ho, ho. [applause] tyrus north pole pimp, miami vice. I like it. Greg cap, any songs you are worried about . Kat personally, i dont like any Christmas Music. I hate when i get into over and they look at me and put that station on and just because im a little white girl caring in starbucks and wearing of the boots does not mean i like the garbage. Example carol of the balls, that song sucks. It makes Lonely People feel lonelier and makes the not only feel codependent and instead there should be a season where all the stores play songs only by cool in the game. Greg i like that. Tyrus. Tyrus was an emotional statement, kat. Kat Christmas Music makes me upset. It also is a fact that its important to me to understand because were friends and you should understand. Eventually i admitted it. I like to first protect the image. [laughter] tyrus music was its been how many days that alexa said you had a man in your house. Kat 293 but who is counting . Tyrus originally music was done to serenade those guides who cannot quite well. It was to help everybody out. It was expression about broken heart, loving someone and hitting a whip and chain flinging. Thats what music was about. Every song from any generatio generation neil diamond and lets not even talk about kiss. What should now be called . Hug spatula. What do we do when they take away everything . At some point every Christmas Song something is wrong with a bit last christmas you gave me your heart. The next day you gave it away. If everyone is expressing Something Like that we got to stop that song too. I will play that song in august but this is a point where i just the pc people from the bottom of my heart, sensors are you ready [bleep] you. Greg and we shall end on that note. Dont go anywhere. Greg one time for john and it is you. Reporter and wearing the santa claus to because thank you for letting me, initial this is my new whiskey redneck [inaudible] redneck rivera. Com go to store locator and put your zip code in. 10 to the fold of honor. The greatest organizations out there. Greg is that mine . Yes, but i brought candy present. Kat, he said its been 293 days as the man walked in her house and maybe you werent wearing the right boots. [applause] kat and cupids been a these are redneck rivera freedom boots right here for my friend kat timpf. Finding love. Ladies and gentlemen. Greg on that note thank you for todd, jimmy, report, next. The transcript of former fbi director james comey close tore testimony now open to the public. 24 hours after his contentious day on capitol hill came to an end good evening im james scott youre watching the fox report. Lawmakers on the House Oversight and judiciary committing grilled combny agrees after getting assurances that 244page transcript would be released to the public. Chief intelligence correspondent katherine has that document and joins us now with highlights the important thing here, katherine, what mr. Comey said or couldnt say or didnt remember. Well, were still going through the transcript, john it is over