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Injured. Virgin atlantic says. The plane had just landed and was being transported to a different part of the airfield. The airline says its carrying out a full and thorough investigation. A man has been investigation. A man has been arrested on suspicion of murder after the death of a woman who was found unresponsive in a car in east london. Officers were called to hackney early this morning. Police forced entry to the vehicle and tried to resuscitate the woman, but she died at the scene. A man in his 20s who Police Believe was known to the victim, was arrested near the scene. Formal identification of the woman is yet to take place. In other news, the torso found at a nature reserve in scotland, in salford , belonged scotland, in salford, belonged to a man aged older than 40. A Murder Investigation was launched by Greater Manchester police after the body part was found wrapped in plastic at kearsley wetlands. The victim is believed to have been dead for a number of days. Dna tests are ongoing to identify him. And two ongoing to identify him. And two former uk defence ministers have said the uk has failed to prepare for war in a whole nation. Endeavour Outgoing Armed forces minister James Heappey revealed in the telegraph that only ministry of defence officials turned up to an exercise to prepare for wartime scenarios, which was meant for the whole of government. He called on ministers to do more to prepare for conflict. Former defence secretary ben wallace agreed with his colleague and said too many in government were, quote, just hoping everything will go away. Everything will go away. For the latest stories , you can for the latest stories, you can sign up to gb news alerts. Scan the qr code on your screen, or you can go to gb news common alerts. Now its over to headliners. Headliners. Hello welcome to headliners. Im josh howie taking you through tomorrows newspapers for the next hour. And this evening im joined by the eric and ernie of the headliners crew. Louis schaefer and nick dixon. You dont look happy. You dixon. You dont look happy. You dont look happy about that. Presumably im eric. Presumably im eric. Well, yeah, im sure. What . Louis, you look genuinely upset about that. About that. I never watched sesame street. Okay, sesame street , are you okay, sesame street, are you gonna give me anything . Comedian. Yeah, im gonna be your sort of recalcitrant straight. No, youre always asking, no, but youre always asking, how you . You know, are how are you . You know, how are you and you always. How you doing . And you always. How are exactly . Are you doing, exactly . But i thought ask. Thought you were going to ask. Oh, are you doing, louis . How are you doing, louis . How are you doing, louis . Dont mind your own business . Great. Great. Lets have a quick look at sundays pages. The mail sundays front pages. The mail on sunday in own tweets. The on sunday in her own tweets. The proof reina has been lying. The sunday telegraph, uk failing to prepare for war, says ex ministers sunday times. Britains support for israel is not unconditional, warns cameron. The observer cameron warns of gaza famine as navy sent to aid he. The starving and sunday mirror corrie cast of living crisis. Daily star sunday psycho seagulls copying humans. Right. What have the mail gone with . Louis the mail is gone with, in her own words, in her own tweets, the proof rayner has been lying. And the mail on sunday unearths photos taken by labours deputy, that exposed the truth about her house. Row, row. She has a hat. She got a house. One of those Council Houses that shes complaining about that the tories are always taking advantage of. She got it. She held on to it for five years, which i think is too early and then she sold it and she said she wasnt living in it. She she was living in it. She she was. It was a home. She said she was. It was a home. It was hoax. She wasnt living it was a hoax. She wasnt living in it. It a home and a hoax. It was a home and a hoax. It was a home and a hoax. It was it was a hoax because she wasnt living it. But she wasnt living in it. But then sorry. Then again, then again. Sorry. The i can see. Its only the i can just see. Ill nick there. Hes just hes literally chomping at bit literally chomping at the bit to get this. Get on this. Well, its just i spent all afternoon looking at Angela Rayners of rayners cushions as part of my job we can now job in what i think we can now call gate. And im call cushion gate. And im trying this story. Trying to research this story. Josh what do you think . I dont know, that knowledgeable know, im not that knowledgeable about never. About cushions. Ive never. I thought never owned thought you were never owned one, man, one, yeah, but im a single man, so seen a cushion. So ive never seen a cushion. But yeah, its great but but yeah, its not great because shes there saying, look, live this look, i didnt live at this home, yet shes there saying home, and yet shes there saying things like, just got back. There pictures of there are pictures of the cushions children cushions that her children look like there. Like theyre living there. Neighbours children like theyre living there. Neigiliving children like theyre living there. Neigiliving there, children like theyre living there. Neigiliving there, so children like theyre living there. Neigiliving there, so yes,iren like theyre living there. Neigiliving there, so yes, its were living there, so yes, its not great. And the other home, the that she she didnt the one that she said she didnt live she known as the live at, she was known as the landlady neighbours said landlady and neighbours said they didnt see her. So its very, tricky for very, very tricky for, for Angela Rayner. Problem Angela Rayner. And the problem is, theres the is, of course, theres the deception that seems to deception element that seems to be there, allegedly. Dont know what allowed to say, but be there, allegedly. Dont know what theresillowed to say, but be there, allegedly. Dont know what theres also ed to say, but be there, allegedly. Dont know what theres also the, say, but be there, allegedly. Dont know what theres also the, the i, but be there, allegedly. Dont know what theres also the, the yout then theres also the, the you know, theres the initial thing that you cut corners , people cut that you cut corners, people cut corners, and a corners, they try and make a little money, whatever. Little extra money, whatever. Theres gains theres a Capital Gains tax issue, the electoral issue, theres the electoral roll youve your roll issue. Youve got your podcast. Yeah. Then also podcast. Yeah. But then also theres deception issue. Theres now the deception issue. And then theres the hypocrisy issue because she was so tough on rishi sunaks wife about the non dom status. She was tough on nadhim about tax Nadhim Zahawi about his tax status. And there was a partygate. Now its very, partygate. So now its very, very difficult position. Now the problem is that he problem for starmer is that he doesnt get rid of one doesnt want to get rid of one of key people. Hes got his of his key people. Hes got his gang hes hes plotting gang of four. Hes hes plotting his little sofa meetings where the essentially to the worlds essentially going to be not, the be run. Not, not just the country, the world by starmer, rayner others. Country, the world by starmer, raj he r others. Country, the world by starmer, rajhe doesnt others. Country, the world by starmer, rajhe doesnt want others. Country, the world by starmer, rajhe doesnt want to others. Country, the world by starmer, rajhe doesnt want to get hers. Country, the world by starmer, rajhe doesnt want to get rid;. Country, the world by starmer, rajhe doesnt want to get rid of so he doesnt want to get rid of her. Because whos going to her. Why . Because whos going to come in as deputy . Like come in as deputy . Someone like burgon, zarah burgon, someone like Zarah Sultana . No, radical sultana . No, no, no radical lefty. Wants to stick to lefty. So he wants to stick to his own. Agree a lot of your i agree with a lot of your analysis. I think comparing the billions were billions of sunak to what were talking about here, which is one council flat, is slightly different. But terms of who different. But in terms of who he was forced to he brings in, he was forced to bnng he brings in, he was forced to bring rayner because to bring in rayner because to appease the far left vote, now he control of the labour he has control of the labour party and the back back office. He could bring in who he wants. Hes bring in any hes not going to bring in any of he doesnt want of those people. He doesnt want raynen of those people. He doesnt want rayner, with her. Rayner, he has to deal with her. Then is he has he been why then is he has he been very on this issue and very weird on this issue and kind of ignored it and said she doesnt deputy and it makes it. Its going to make at this point, of course its going to make bad. Point, of course its going to ma yeah, bad. Point, of course its going to ma yeah, right. Bad. Point, of course its going to ma yeah, right. But� ad. Point, of course its going to ma yeah, right. But ifi. Point, of course its going to ma yeah, right. But if you yeah, right. But if you really rid of it, really want to get rid of it, theres much more could theres so much more he could have been very coy have done. Hes been very coy about it. He tried to keep her in the past, the problem was he past, but the problem was he didnt the enough didnt control the party enough at to able get didnt control the party enough at of to able get didnt control the party enough at of so able get didnt control the party enough at of so when le get didnt control the party enough at of so when l€did get rid of her. So when it did all kick off tried it, kick off and he tried it, basically there too basically there was just too much stink and he actually much of a stink and he actually had her promotion. Had to give her a promotion. So what will he do now . So what will he do now . Well, i think i think to well, now i think i think to be itll how it be honest, itll see how it goes. To what level goes. Hell see to what level this think this gets to. I dont think he wants her this wants to get rid of her this close an election because close to an election because i think is, she i dont know think she is, she i dont know if you her story, but she if you read her story, but she has quite a remarkable background, regardless of this council i think council flat or not, and i think he doesnt want do Anything Council flat or not, and i think he doegoingrant do Anything Council flat or not, and i think he doegoingranjeopardise thing thats going to jeopardise his lead. That hes lead. And i think that hes scared anything because scared of doing anything because hes in the at the moment. Hes in the lead at the moment. Question will will the question is, will he will he not dealing he lose people by not dealing with red wall with it . Because the red wall people happy people may not be happy with this. May able to pass this. You may be able to pass off hypocrisy, but many off the hypocrisy, but many wont off the hypocrisy, but many worno, im passing off the no, im not passing off the hypocrisy. Im saying hypocrisy. But what im saying is, the is, lets not compare the billions here i do compare billions here with i do compare it i compare it because i do compare it. And this why is it and also this is why is it not no, no, its about not similar . No, no, its about deception. Owning deception. Its about not owning up thats i think up to it. It is. Thats i think lying bad. Up to it. It is. Thats i think lyirand bad. At some point and i think at some point youre get caught. And i think at some point youand get caught. And i think at some point youand she get caught. And i think at some point youand she hasget caught. And i think at some point youand she has beeniught. And i think at some point youand she has been caught and she has been caught and she probably has not paid taxes if she was the landlord. If he, if she was the landlord. So the so thats theft from the government. It is a bad thing. The the the difference between the tories how tories and the labour is how much the tories steal versus how much the tories steal versus how much steals, but its much labour steals, but its still sounds still stealing. It sounds like this. That this. But this is the thing that people about people dont understand about this shocked this country. Which shocked me, is everyone country is how everyone in this country is how everyone in this country is in on a scheme and is on a scam. Theyve got something in their mind in their back pocket that theyre keeping secret. That theyre keeping secret. Theyre all, yeah, because were much less wealthy countries. An old decaying were an old decaying country, which where were poorer poorest state in poorer than the poorest state in america, mississippi. So you have were just have to understand, were just grasping can. Grasping for anything we can. Its a vague, vaguely its not like a vague, vaguely functioning yours. Its not like a vague, vaguely fun i ioning yours. Its not like a vague, vaguely funi think] yours. Its not like a vague, vaguely funi think it yours. Its not like a vague, vaguely funi think it has yours. Its not like a vague, vaguely funi think it has to yours. Its not like a vague, vaguely funi think it has to do yours. Its not like a vague, vaguely funi think it has to do with rs. Its not like a vague, vaguely funi think it has to do with the i think it has to do with the royal family and that the people it not it has to do it. No, im not even kidding. Because even kidding. Its like because people feel like they that people feel like they are that they marginalised and that they are marginalised and that their wealth has been stolen by their wealth has been stolen by the rich people. So someone like the rich people. So someone like Angela Rayner says, im going to get a little bit backwards. And Angela Rayner says, im going to get moree bit backwards. And Angela Rayner says, im going to get more question youre wrong. Next up is a surwell nick. Youre wrong. Next up is a surwell , nick. Youre wrong. Next up is a surwell , you nick. Youre wrong. Next up is a surwell , you did nick. Youre wrong. Next up is a surwell , you did say k. Youre wrong. Next up is a surwell , you did say that hes well, you did say that hes wrong. So uk failing to wrong. So the uk failing to prepare war say x ministers. Prepare for war say x ministers. This comes from heappey this comes from James Heappey hope thats the correct pronunciation. Hes a former Armed Forces Minister and hes basically saying have clue basically saying we have no clue if war, where if it gets to war, where basically dads army, no disrespect to those fine gentlemen, hes saying that gentlemen, but hes saying that wars National Endeavour wars are National Endeavour and were behind. Hes were a long way behind. Hes saying hes 43 and they havent given serious thought to how hell prepare for war since he was primary and so, was in primary school. And so, yes , im not looking good. Not yes, im not looking good. Not particularly that our particularly shocking that our military for war, military is not ready for war, but its just confirmation once again not again that were totally not ready. Because. Ready. Because. Because the because the because the british god bless them, british people, god bless them, theyre lovely people, but theyre lovely people, but theyre for anything. Theyre not ready for anything. Theyve lost their theyve lost. Theyve lost their sense of you have a lot you, sense of you have a lot of you, not all the people who not all of you. The people who watch this channel, i dont think theyve the think have. Theyve lost the sense and sense of nationhood, and nafionhood sense of nationhood, and nationhood you nationhood needs to be. You need to your nation. And on to fight for your nation. And on every metric. Thats not the every metric. Thats not the right word. But it sounded good. Is that british people dont recognise that their country is in danger. Well, i think that its not just the british people i feel like its what the article here is about. Other government doesnt necessarily recognise its not in danger. Think that labour is and you think that labour is going better . Going to be better . No, but there is no preparation. The point we preparation. But the point is we came end of came on the back of the end of the people got lazy. The cold war. People got lazy. We dont have any of these war plans. Like it how plans. I do like it how its always a person always when a person quits. Theyre the way, always when a person quits. Thequitting the way, always when a person quits. Thequitting now. The way, always when a person quits. Thequitting now. But|e way, always when a person quits. Thequitting now. But just ay, always when a person quits. Thequitting now. But just while always when a person quits. Tquit, itting now. But just while always when a person quits. Tquit, heresiow. But just while always when a person quits. Tquit, heres whatsit just while i quit, heres whats wrong, which i didnt actually cover whilst yeah. And whilst i was employed. Yeah. And were much better at sea, although weve that now completely. Cant stop dinghies. Completely. Yeah, nt stop dinghies. Completely. Yeah, youre dinghies. Completely. Yeah, youre right. Dinghies. So. Yeah, youre right. About. Its about having its about. Its about having the will, the will to live. Its a nietzsche, the will, the will money the the will and the money and the soldiers. Yeah, but the will and the stuff, actually the stuff, youre actually threatened as opposed to preparing advance, this preparing an advance, which this country particularly preparing an advance, which this country doing particularly preparing an advance, which this countrydoing as particularly preparing an advance, which this country doing as weve cularly preparing an advance, which this countrydoing as weve seen. Y preparing an advance, which this countrydoing as weve seen over bad at doing as weve seen over the last case could made for that. All right. Lets move on to. Theres another here, theres another story here, children. Psychological harm, if allowed gender. Allowed to change gender. Landmark warns. Now landmark trans review warns. Now this is finally the publishing of the cass report. Nick. Yes . Oh, i forgot we were getting on to this one, but why dont you take it . Justin, this is your expert topic. Well, its just weve been waiting, breaking format. Well, its just weve been wai im, breaking format. Well, its just weve been wai im breaking] format. Well, its just weve been wai im breaking the format. Well, its just weve been wai im breaking the formatt. Im breaking the format because they gave like, because they gave me, like, four stories before, stories a minute before, and they got know they said, you got to know everything them. Everything about all of them. I knew andrew his knew all about andrew and his blooming cushions. Look, you should right. Well, look, you should say say it and say he should say it to me and make me look bad. And thats the comedy and thats where the comedy comes right, well, gist all right, well, the gist of it wait this report it is we wait for this report now the last two years now for the last two years finally published, and the finally being published, and the most theyve most damning thing theyve said is that putting children and changing in changing their names whilst in school, psychological school, it has a psychological repercussions and will actually can for life into can lock them in for life into medical, transitioning. So this is pretty damning when weve also seen, different schools across the country, primary schools giving false advice to parents and to themselves. This is not a good then again, then again, theres this. This gets categorised well. They would say this. They would say this. Of course, if youre against it , say this. Of course, if youre against it, of course youre going to say it. On the other hand, ive heard ive heard tons and people, including and tons of people, including the that lot of the woman that i spent a lot of time with. Her, she time with. I spent her, she tells me people are going to tells me the people are going to die if theyre not trans. So. So theres sides. Theres both sides. Theres no actual evidence for that. And now we have some evidence that. Evidence for that. They think there is. Finally, lets do the observer. Lewis. Lewis. This w w 5 this is good news. Oh well this is good news. Good i got good good news here i got my good news cup which not letting news cup which im not letting you near because youre, you go near because youre, because broke because you almost broke it. Good on my good news available on my website co. Uk website Lewis Schaffer. Co. Uk anyway, cameron warns of gaza famine as navy sent aid to the starving. Sends aid, navy sent to aid the starving. And this is , this is about world war iii. Because what it is, is its britain is going to and america is going to put a dock there and, and in israels territory. And theyre not thats not israels territory. Its gaza. And thats absolutely put in absolutely fine. Put a dock in there, food. The there, get more food. And the point is in article is its point is in this article is its the brink. The brink. Ask him what to do. Ask him what to do. Okay. But okay. Then i will say this. Theres a few words say this. Theres a few words here if youve read this story or always for me when or not. Yeah, always for me when i always out. I read it. Always stand out. Bnnk , i read it. Always stand out. Brink , prospect of brink of famine, prospect of famine. Its never actually the famine. Its never actually the famine. Yeah. Theyve been saying this for six months now, yet no one has actually died of any famine. And double the amount of food has actually been getting in. And youve seen footage of just people throwing away food. Are we being played for fools, nick . I dont know, because im more interested personally in the because let you deal with the because i let you deal with the because i let you deal with the on the ground part. No, no, im interested in fact im more interested in the fact that that sunak in that cameron that rishi sunak in the express now the sunday express has now called to the war in called for an end to the war in gaza. This is cameron sort gaza. And this is cameron sort of basically, cameron of talking, basically, cameron has more sort of has hes been more sort of slightly more sceptical about the israel side than than others. And now sunak is finally. Yeah. And now sunak is finally coming on board with that. And thats what i get from this is cameron again warning hes worrying palestinian worrying about the Palestinian People trapped. And its interesting. Were interesting. Later on were going to contrast that with boriss going to contrast that with borbut everybody the but everybody wants the end of israel the end of the war. Israel wants the end of the war. Israel wants the end of but it can only come of the war, but it can only come when hostages are freed and when the hostages are freed and the destruction hamas. The destruction of hamas. What the fact do you know what the fact that that that you need to say that nobody. You shouldnt say it. This comedy program. You this is a comedy program. You dont have to. You do have dont have to. You do not have to it. To say it. Come up for the next section where theres going to be lots come up for the next section wilaughs. � es going to be lots come up for the next section wilaughs. Hey,oing to be lots come up for the next section wilaughs. Hey, lewis, be lots come up for the next section wilaughs. Hey, lewis, are lots come up for the next section wilaughs. Hey, lewis, are you of laughs. Hey, lewis, are you ready to laugh . Trying to im ready. Im trying to brighten this up, im going to agree with johnson. Agree with boris johnson. Theres some mad mullahs and hate crime. Is scotlands well, welcome back to headliners. Im josh howie with sundays newspapers and two comics. Who can read Lewis Schaffer and nick dixon. Lewis. Lets start with the sunday times, where labour are losing me. But winning. Nick. Because you are a youre an inner city liberal and nick is, a marginal tory, a marginal tory whos never voted tory, never voted, well, were not going to. Well, youll say who you voted for. Ive never voted tory either. Ive never voted tory either. Ive never voted labour. I cant vote this country. Vote in this country. Theyll let who the let anybody who comes to the country vote. Wont let country vote. But they wont let me an american. Me because im an american. Thats i come thats actually smart. I come from people know from a place where people know how vote anyway. So is how to vote anyway. So this is this report that theyve this is the report that theyve done poll by done by yougov poll seat by seat. Basically says its seat. And it basically says its very poll. It says seat. And it basically says its very i poll. It says seat. And it basically says its very i should poll. It says seat. And it basically says its very i should read it says seat. And it basically says its very i should read the ays seat. And it basically says its very i should read the headline maybe i should read the headline labouris maybe i should read the headline labour is losing to urban liberals but winning marginal labour is losing to urban liberalrltst winning marginal labour is losing to urban liberalrlts sayingng marginal labour is losing to urban liberalrlts saying basically|al tories. Its saying basically that the labour vote isnt that much of an improvement. But the tories have decided not to vote and the labour are very scientific. Where where theyre getting their increasing increases are and the tories are not very scientific, where theyre losing. Yeah. Theyre losing. Yeah. So i mean so nick labour are losing votes. But the areas that losing votes. But the areas that theyre losing the votes in dont matter because they already have a big enough lead. But the votes that theyre gaining are in those kind of marginal, more seats marginal, more marginal seats where to win. Right. Well youve laid out the whole piece there, josh. Exactly. Did was exactly. Corbyn all he did was win in where theyre win big in areas where theyre already he was already labour because he was like, even more labour. Like, lets be even more labour. Whereas surgical. Whereas starmer very surgical. Hes gonna lets get lets turn these around and the these tories around and the tories also being damaged by the impact of reform. Although impact of reform. Although i learned today that reform still dont candidates about dont have candidates in about 200 seats apparently. So that depends seats were depends which seats were talking about. But you know, its once again, all keir starmer do. You have to starmer has to do. You have to just get the nutters and just get rid of the nutters and not ming vase. And not drop the ming vase. And thats also thats all hes doing. Hes also gaining, the snp are absolutely because the snp are absolutely mental, as you may have noticed. So its easy win for sam. He just has i say here, its just has to. As i say here, its not really labour its not really labour winning, its just losing. Starmer just the tories losing. Starmer just the tories losing. Starmer just look too mental. Just got to not look too mental. The having complete the snp are having a complete meltdown with their ridiculous hate their hate crime law and their scandals terrible scandals and their terrible leader anti white leader and their anti white hatred. You hatred. Then youve got, you know, youve got the tories imploding, youve reform. Imploding, youve got reform. Starmer be be starmerjust has to be be strategic, which is what hes doing. Yeah i mean its interesting to how the old thats to see how the old attack thats been going on for the last year or are saying if you vote or two are saying if you vote for labour, actually for labour, youre actually voting snp. Whole voting for the snp. That whole line obviously gone line of attack is obviously gone with implosion snp with the implosion of the snp vote, seen greens vote, weve also seen the greens doing much better than they were 7 as opposed to 2. 7 in 2019. So that means that theyve got a lot of, anti semites voting green now. And, but this is obviously good news for sama, right, louis, i dont, you know , right, louis, i dont, you know, i dont think get any better. Well, it doesnt get any worse. The point is, the guys to the point is, the guys got to win the this country win this the way this country has over the last has been running over the last many is labour has a long many years is labour has a long penod many years is labour has a long period and then the period of time. And then the tories have a long period of time. And then you get bored with because system is with them because the system is set what do they call set up. Its a what do they call that its a distraction. That when its a distraction. No, not a distraction, you know, no, not a distraction, you knoits a unit. The uni party its a unit. The uni party too. But its the fact is, is that theres no checks and balances going on. Winner take all, winner wins all. Its not like in america where they kick the kick one party, they kick a third of the party out every every two. The only thing is it could get very strange if labour wins such a crushing majority. Did you said this you know i might have said this before, in his book before, tony blair in his book said that he was worried in 97 he going to win by much. He was going to win by too much. And the whole system was going to no. To implode. Well, no. Healthy democracy exactly. A healthy democracy needs least the illusion needs a or at least the illusion of well, a healthy of democracy. Well, a healthy opposition, but theres. Andrew doyle. Louis, you doyle. Im sure that louis, you read his, interesting piece this week about proportional representation, right . I did read it. I did read it. Yeah, right onto the observer now. Nick, ive always now. And nick, ive always been a boris. A big fan of boris. Yeah, well, its banning arms sales israel would be insane, sales to israel would be insane, says. And hes says boris johnson. And hes saying if the west continues to crumble and especially if britain and the us crumble, then the israelis will be prevented from getting into rafe. Theyll be achieving from getting into rafe. Theyll be objective achieving from getting into rafe. Theyll be objective finishing|g their objective of finishing hamas force in hamas as a military force in gaza. Question is, do you gaza. The question is, do you really will happen . Really think that will happen . Is much ukraine . Is he much like with ukraine . Bofis is he much like with ukraine . Boris of roaming, boris is a sort of roaming, jingoist, sort of roaming warmonger. Wants trump to warmonger. He wants trump to fund ukraine, though, you know, orban says trump definitely wont. He wants israel to win against hamas. The question is, do you think they in both cases that that can actually happen or is it just perpetual war . Its particularly in ukraine, the criticism is can ukraine actually and actually win that war . And if they , then someone like they cant, then someone like johnson just johnson is actually just leading, causing more death. Thats obviously youre not going to agree israel going to agree on the israel part, but thats one case against and of course, hes vehemently with vehemently disagreeing with cameron, earlier cameron, who i said earlier has taken different and hes taken a different tack. And hes saying, you hes following saying, you know, hes following the deaths of the three british aid workers, which was a very tragic thing. Absolutely. And it only led to two sackings from the but still after that, the idf. But still after that, cameron, taken cameron, i think, has taken a better tack where hes saying, lets look at it and lets see what do. Whereas whereas what they do. Whereas whereas johnson has been more carry johnson has been much more carry on jingoistic, got on the warjingoistic, and i got to be honest, i think, no, i mean, not going to be honest mean, im not going to be honest with mean, im not going to be honest witiim going to disagree im just going to disagree with i think cameron, for a with you, i think cameron, for a while, beginning while, since the very beginning has been very actually anti israel. Hes of anti israel. Hes sort of hedging it up, saying what he needs think its needs to say. But i think its quite obvious the position that hes taking here. Think hes been taking here. I think the benefit of brexit was the only benefit of brexit was that wed never have to see cameron again. And now hes somehow back into the somehow come back into the pubuc somehow come back into the public which is public life, which i think is absolutely disgraceful and ridiculous the point ridiculous. And the whole point of calling arms of anybody calling for an arms embargo from the uk to israel is so ridiculous when were talking about 0. 2 of israels weapons. Were also talking about a bunch of components in wider systems. Israel does not import any of the uks weapons systems, and actually the uk imports far more israeli weaponry , including israeli weaponry, including drones, which are basically how the next wars are going to be fought. So the idea doing fought. So the idea that doing this is only going this arms embargo is only going to harm the uk, right, louis . Well, i dont think theyre thinking about that. Theyre thinking about that. Theyre thinking about that. Theyre thinking about how the how its working fields, in working in the fields, in whatever people whatever in the country, people are not happy with what israel is doing. And unfortunately , the is doing. And unfortunately, the reason why theyre not happy because israel is like, drag this thing on forever and ever. Theyre fighting a war that has never been fought in this in an urban environment that theyve prepare theyve had 20 years to prepare underground tunnels for. Right . Watch right . Watch what should the response be, though, british people though, when british people i know killed british know hamas also killed british people. Die, people. When british people die, you and you know camerons say, and i hate every as hate cameron. Every bit as much as but saying lessons as you. But hes saying lessons must from todays must be learned from todays initial and so initial lessons, findings and so on, is just on, whereas boris is just carrying sort of war carrying on the sort of war train. I think could do both. You could still say that we still sell to still need to sell weapons to israel, are israel, our ally who are fighting islamic extremists who are basically for are basically gunning for the west next. And you can also say lessons do need to be learned. Absolutely and hopefully they will be. Well, as a separate point about service, theyre about the civil service, theyre doing they doing going rogue, they shouldnt and say what doing going rogue, they shou said and say what doing going rogue, they shou said about and say what doing going rogue, they shou said about the and say what doing going rogue, they shou said about the arms. Iy what they said about the arms. I agree they said about the arms. I angail they said about the arms. I agr mail on they said about the arms. I angail on sunday next. Lewis, mail on sunday next. Lewis, i know mullahs are scary for know these mullahs are scary for you, you that you, but you realise that theyre about theyre not writing about yoghurt this stabbing yes, this is, stabbing kidnaps and terror campaigns. How irans mad mullahs are ordering gangland hits on the streets of britain and no one knows how to stop them. This is the daily mail, and its a story about how theyre stopping them, how this you know, so how this guy was. You know, so its like its the daily mail. Its like a huge thing. Number one, its like, this is this is a non news story. Of course, iran is putting its little fingers everywhere. Of course theyre trying to kill , people theyre trying to kill, people in this country who are iranian citizens. Theyre not even iranian citizens who were just, you know, against iran. Thats the way war is. I dont like the way war is. I dont like iran, but this is a non news story. Well , as theyve been well, as theyve been targeting a tv station, i just want to say i love iran. Great people, history, very people, great history, very intelligent with many intelligent people with many many great qualities. Historical history, incredible. Theyve done a lot. Incredible. Theyve done a lot. So i totally disagree with you. And if you need lewiss address. Well, i didnt say theyre bad people. An interesting well, its an interesting history the, the rise of the history of the, the rise of the new station here that is basically watched massively now in iran. Its got 30 Million Viewers. Its when viewers. Yeah. And its and when all the hijab stuff was going on, covering and women on, the head covering and women being beaten up. Yeah. That was thats theyre getting a lot being beaten up. Yeah. That was th. Their theyre getting a lot being beaten up. Yeah. That was th. Their newseyre getting a lot being beaten up. Yeah. That was th. Their news source. Tting a lot being beaten up. Yeah. That was th. Their news source. Tting soot of their news source. Now so iran specifically islamic iran or specifically the Islamic Revolutionary guards are really trying to shut the station down and they just stabbed or two strangers whove flown out the country last week country immediately last week stabbed presenters. Stabbed one of its presenters. Oh,. Oh, yeah. Terrific. Terrific. Yeah. Its horrific. But in terms it no one terms of what it says, no one knows how to stop them. Well, heres idea. Prescribe heres an idea. Maybe prescribe the Islamic Revolutionary guards, just like lords guards, just like the lords recommended. And then our government wimped of i and on a lighter note, its sad that the 1 Million Viewers behind headliners is that true . Is that true . No, ijust is that true . No, i just thought i was talking about a lighter. No. Good. Fine. Lets get to some light stuff. Nick telegraph some good news for scotland. Hate crime will decrease crime on will decrease regular crime on the is going to go the other hand, is going to go through the roof. Scotland. Scott yeah. Scotland. Scott scotland. Scotlands hate crime law to make law will force police to make cuts, officers. Cuts, warned senior officers. Control on control room staff already on overtime to overtime as they struggle to handle volume complaints handle the volume of complaints under could under new legislation. Who could have that this was a have predicted that this was a ridiculous, unworkable law . Well, this is well, everyone, because this is the point of anarcho tyranny. Coined by samuel francis, 1992. Its where we you. Let you its where we have you. Let you punish innocent citizens and you allow actual criminals to go free. And thats what we have now in scotland. This is why this is this is all deliberate. Its team world, as you would say, what say, louis, this is what they believe in. They believe it. Believe in. They believe in it. An anti western agenda. Obviously and obviously humza yousaf does. And they tyrannising they believe in tyrannising ordinary people, an agenda. Well, the whole why would we have these elites who continue to tyrannise ordinary people with ridiculous laws like this, but they allow actual criminals to go free . What i mean is behind that thinking somewhere is an ideology. It doesnt come out everywhere is out of nowhere. Everywhere is doing. Its taken to an doing it. Its just taken to an absurd scotland, and absurd extent in scotland, and the in scotland is it the only hope in scotland is it becomes so absurd the whole becomes so absurd that the whole thing fall apart becomes so absurd that the whole thing its fall apart becomes so absurd that the whole thing its absolutelyl apart unworkable. Very similar to well, its very similar to what in, in america what happened in, in america with lenny, the lenny bruce trial. Where where lenny bruce, trial. Where where lenny bruce, the Great American comedian, they, they hounded him and they brought him to they, you know, they took to trial for what they took him to trial for what he they then he said, and then they and then and, you know, and then the people laughed at him. And then anybody who was involved that anybody who was involved in that trial my trial was ridiculed. Later, my own uncle. Yeah, but he was dead. He died a couple of years later. But my own uncle, who was a prosecutor in San Francisco , a prosecutor in San Francisco, he, he again against lenny bruce. This is true. You can bruce. This is true. You can google it. Arthur schaefer and he, and he actually changed side and went on lenny bruces side. You could google it. Its an amazing story. Thank you. Thank you. The reason, by the way, its a classic example of inaya is that theyre saying in taking care of this 6000 complaints, they will lose resources and something will not be solved. Another will not be another crime will not be solved. Specifically, what another crime will not be solverseeingiecifically, what another crime will not be solverseeing happen, , what another crime will not be solverseeing happen, the 1at another crime will not be solverseeing happen, the taking were seeing happen, the taking time on ludicrous complaints. Actual not actual crimes will not be solved, know thats solved, but they know thats going to happen. Say but well, you say that, but dunng well, you say that, but during when were doing during the when they were doing the was raised, the legislation this was raised, people make sort people said they would make sort of malicious complaints and, and all. Advisors said. All. Thats what advisors said. And all of the government were like all the snp people go, no, no, no one would ever do that. No one would ever. But theyre lying. This is ideological. Theyre lying. They know what theyre doing. So what police so what is the Police Scottish Police Federation saying . Are they trying saying that for . Are they trying to guilt the scottish government. Theyre saying theyre theyre just saying theyre going resources now theyre just saying theyre go do resources now theyre just saying theyre go do crime resources now theyre just saying theyre go do crime because; now theyre just saying theyre go do crime because the w to do actual crime because the police behind it. Police are not behind it. Caught in the theyre just caught up in the system theyre ones system. Theyre not the ones coming ludicrous laws. . Were at the laws. Were at the halfway laws. With were at the halfway laws. With some at the halfway laws. With some corkers|alfway laws. With some corkers coming point with some corkers coming up, army up, including the french army invading phones and up, including the french army inveend| phones and up, including the french army inveend of phones and up, including the french army inveend of virtue phones and up, including the french army inveend of virtue signalling. Es and i theres something else. Theres something else. Welcome to headliners nick. Straight into the mail on sunday. And why are we letting the french straight into our chateaux . Whats a bit too much, man spreading, right, amelia, put your groyne away, louis. Its too near. Your groyne away, louis. Its too near. Its too. I cant work under these conditions. Also, thats also, the heat thats shouting about israel while opening shouting about israel while opesweating. Shouting about israel while ope no, ating. Shouting about israel while ope no, its g. Shouting about israel while ope no, its my new jeans that i no, its my new jeans that i got my new tan. Theyre boxer shorts. Lets do. Im glad that we have this. Im glad that we have this. See what i have to deal with your name now . Hes touching me. Its got louis. Its got louis. Can kill. Touch can kill. Touch can kill. See any groyne. We didnt see any groyne. We didnt see any groyne. So ill do headline okay, so ill do the headline just for fun. So Buckingham Palace will guarded by french palace will be guarded by french in. Soldiers for in block capitals. Soldiers for the in history. All the first time in history. All to 120 years of friendly to mark 120 years of friendly relations britain and relations between britain and the old which is also the old enemy, which is also what louis. So it goes what i call louis. So it goes back to 1904. As youll know, the entente cordiale , of course, the entente cordiale, of course, which was decided between United Kingdom and the french republic, saying were going saying, look, were going to chill because chill out now, guys, because weve times. But weve had some bad times. But this can be good times ahead. So what a of what were doing is a sort of ceremonial thing. Weve 32 ceremonial thing. Weve got 32 french guardsmen ceremonial thing. Weve got 32 frencf guardsmen ceremonial thing. Weve got 32 frencf Company Guardsmen ceremonial thing. Weve got 32 frencf company , guardsmen ceremonial thing. Weve got 32 frencf company , scotsrdsmen ceremonial thing. Weve got 32 frencf company , scots guards, from f company, scots guards, and two together comprise from f company, scots guards, and entire two together comprise from f company, scots guards, and entire french gether comprise from f company, scots guards, andentire french and er comprise from f company, scots guards, andentire french and ukomprise the entire french and uk military at the moment. So we just to hope no one attacks just got to hope no one attacks on while these people on this day. While these people are little dances and are doing little dances and stuff, dances, you stuff, not dances, but you know, little , whatever. Little calisthenic, whatever. Its nice. Its good. I respect the military. Im just saying im just trying to make light of it. But, louis, this is good news. There are closest physical neighbour and were getting together and hanging out and having a laugh. Its really bad news. Its part of the whole team World Business were talking business that you were talking about. That about. Its that youre. Is that france . Shouldnt be france . And we shouldnt be friends with europeans. Theyre evil. Theyve brought evil. Theyve theyve brought the world. Theyve destroyed the world with their gauloises and gitanes and cigarettes and whatever they whatever else they have. So it isnt that it isnt that you shouldnt let your enemy come into your country and guard. Thats the point, is, theyre not our enemy anymore. Do you know what . 1904, theyll not since 1904, theyll never not be enemy. Be our enemy. Well, louis, that is great. Well, louis, that is great. Hes winning himself back with the francophobia. Winning back some gb views that you lost with your royal family stands. Yeah. Em 5 royal family, but hates the royal family, but also and you know what . The royal. The royal family is . Love the is . They totally love the french. They almost french. French. They like almost french. They the french well, they know the french well, they french. They do know the french. Is point that but this is the point that i thought very interesting thought was very interesting about to about this is theyre going to be palace, be guarding Buckingham Palace, but be bucky but our soldiers will be Bucky Buckingham Buckingham Buckingham will be, buckingham guarding the president ial palace. Yeah. So i would say weve kind of got it better than them because. Because just in case something happens, theres actually people there can actually people there who can affect exactly. Yes, exactly. Yes, exactly. That the point, right, that was the point, right, louis . Male, more reason to louis . More male, more reason to protect our blasphemy laws. I dont know. Protect our blasphemy laws. I dont know. I hate these stories. I hate these stories. Sorry. Unfortunately, its a shame that they keep on happening. Night. People that they keep on happening. Want night. People that they keep on happening. Want to night. People that they keep on happening. Want to hear1t. People that they keep on happening. Want to hear thisaople dont want to hear this is. No, they want to get angry, religious. What is re means religious education. Know if it was like i dont know if it was like re it was memo. Re re like it was a memo. Re re teacher. Guy hiding. Teacher. The guy in hiding. Yeah. Like they yeah. Yeah. Like they shouldnt have an email reply. Religious education oh. Religious education forced into hiding after showing pupils of the prophet pupils a cartoon of the Prophet Muhammad fears hell be looking over his shoulder for rest over his shoulder for the rest of and he probably of his life. And he probably will this the will be, because this is the enemy facing. Were enemy that were facing. Were facing people who will kill. And you look at salman you look at you look at salman rushdie. Thought that rushdie. And he thought that was oven rushdie. And he thought that was over. Was over 30 over. He thought it was over 30 years later or 20. I dont know how many years later was. And how many years later it was. And hes the door hes suddenly shut the door frames. Bad frames. Exactly. Hes in bad shape. Frames. Exactly. Hes in bad shape. And the, the, his, his shape. And the, the, his, his own Teachers Union didnt for stand up him. But theyre worried about somebody, other people and, and i think its very its very sad. Its sad. Very its very sad. Its sad. Thats why you dont want to hear this. Because were so impotent and this rishi sunak guy, he should basically declare war on anybody who says anything against this guy. Well, they should, i mean, so this story, nick, is a is a friend of his or associate of his. Hes been raising money for him and has sort of not been in direct contact, but has kind of got information about the state of mind. No. Tragic. Mean, as it its tragic. I mean, as it says the school says here, the school headmaster, police union, the mps constituency mps in his constituency didnt stand its absolutely stand up to him. Its absolutely shocking him. And shocking for him, for him. And the khan review has revealed this. Yeah. And that is actually shocking. And whats even more shocking. And whats even more shocking when acknowledge shocking is when we acknowledge that democracy allows a that liberal democracy allows a certain people to certain number of people to be sacrificed, to look sacrificed, we just have to look at attacks weve seen at the many attacks weve seen thats the system. Thats built into the system. Yeah, i was going to be very yeah, if i was going to be very dispassionate objective, id dispassionate and objective, id say, islam. Say, look, i respect islam. They believe respect believe in god. They respect jesus secular jesus more than most secular people. Got some people. Theyve got some critiques liberal democracy critiques of liberal democracy that but the that are quite valid. But the reality is liberal democracy and islam a collision course. Islam are on a collision course. And some of these things are going to keep happening until, well, until of well, i dont know, until one of them i suppose talking well, i dont know, until one of them talking suppose talking well, i dont know, until one of them talking aboutse talking well, i dont know, until one of them talking about islamists. Ing were talking about islamists. We have to differentiate between the two. But do between the two. But i do want to say that its to also say that its interesting that the school is saying, how are we going to make sure we ensure that mistakes like this will never happen again, which basically means theyre to cancel theyre just going to cancel that lesson if they really want to make sure mistakes this to make sure mistakes like this never the never happen again, redo the lesson did and if it lesson that they did and if it kicks off, arrest people. Thats how they should do. Make sure the mistakes dont happen again, right, luis . More male, more reason. Oh no. Thats weve done that one. Weve got some more blasphemy no sunday times that one. Weve got some more blasfnick, no sunday times that one. Weve got some more blasfnick, i no sunday times that one. Weve got some more blasfnick, i think\io sunday times that one. Weve got some more blasfnick, i think i sunday times that one. Weve got some more blasfnick, i think i mightay times now, nick, i think i might need to parenting tactics. To rethink my parenting tactics. Who drug who knew that letting drug addicts they addicts do whatever they want might well we should might backfire . Well we should know that by now. Oregons drug yeah. Oregons drug decriminalisation horribly decriminalisation went horribly wrong. Now . And its wrong. What now . And its obviously youve seen obviously a bleak if youve seen the wire and you remember the hamsterdam wont hamsterdam episode, this wont surprise you because theyve essentially they drugs essentially they legalised drugs and always and horror ensued, as it always will. 683 people died in the 12 months following this. This was, i think, 2020. There was a five fold increase on 2019, and theyre just saying its just hellish scenes of just people, you know, horrific states from these extreme drugs. It all these extreme drugs. It all actually kicked off after the alleged killing of george floyd, who himself , alleged killing of george floyd, who himself, i alleged killing of george floyd, who himself , i believe alleged killing of george floyd, who himself, i believe died of a drug overdose. Anyway as ive said before, you cant. Reality is right wing. You cant. You cant do this. You can have a sort de look the other sort of de facto look the other way approach to drugs, which weve and the kind weve had. And thats the kind of approach in aesops of king log approach in aesops fable, of incompetent fable, a kind of incompetent government that doesnt cause that much trouble. Can have that much trouble. You can have a stance , which a more tough drug stance, which i welcome, but what you i would welcome, but what you cant opinion, is cant have, in my opinion, is pro a state being pro drugs and it just like made in it will end just like made in canada where theyre killing people numbers. People in massive numbers. Anything like euthanasia drugs should not enforced or should not be enforced or allowed by the state. Theyre not. Theyre not. Its not that theres not that organ was pro drugs. Its just they let people take just they they let people take drugs. I totally support that. Drugs. I totally support that. These people have taken these people who have taken drugs, who are causing the chaos, have broken an other laws. Theyve been loitering. Theyve been pooing on the sidewalk. Theyve been littering these things should be enforced, i guarantee you, if they enforced all the laws around, people could take drugs. Yes but they decriminalise the possession. They were stripped of the ability to arrest addicts. They couldnt stop them to taking it in shop in front of a shop or playground. So effectively in front of a shop or play legalised. effectively was legalised. It be legalised. Yes, it should be legalised. It should be. But if you if youre if youre stopping, if youre if youre stopping, if youre stopping there and youre doing maybe injecting doing maybe, maybe injecting drugs on the sidewalk in front of a school should be illegal. But the fact is, is they dont they dont enforce any of this stuff. This is what every one of these is. People dont these stories is. People dont have if said these stories is. People dont have are if said these stories is. People dont have are legal, if said these stories is. People dont have are legal, yoqu said these stories is. People dont have are legal, you can said these stories is. People dont have are legal, you can takeiid drugs are legal, you can take all drugs at home all the drugs you want at home and die if you want to die, but do not litter while youre taking the drugs. Because if you litter, going to put you litter, were going to put you in jail. Oh, i see, but its both. Its both. I think been watching its both. Lot think been watching its both. Lot of nk been watching its both. Lot of new been watching its both. Lot of new city] watching a lot of new jack city. Is that dont know, is that really . I dont know, im not cool. Well, im not. Im not cool. Well, its a great film. Next lewis and telegraph next lewis and time to yeah. To invest in nokia shares, yeah. Nokia, to buy dumb nokia, parents urged to buy dumb phones to protect children from social media. And this is this is the national education, union. And they have their annual meeting and the parents are complaining about it. Theres all these groups out there, and ive even heard people complain, i dont have any but ive people any kids, but ive heard people complain about complain about this. About about having. Got kids. Oh, yeah. Dont i . I forgot about them. Dont i . I forgot about them. They dont seem like kids. They just seem like bad adults. Now theyve reached that stage. Theyre adults. Theyre theyre not bad adults. Theyre lovely, children. And, lovely, lovely children. And, ones 23. If any girls out there, women out there looking for a 23 year old was a bit of a or a or a 65 year old. Hes got lewiss genes or me too. Ladies. Any takers . Im open to offers, but it basically saying that smartphones are bad and should make phones that and they should make phones that dont have all the social. Well, actually what its saying nuanced saying its a bit more nuanced than isnt nick . Than that, isnt it, nick . Because its saying that its not that smartphones are bad, its apps on its the social media apps on them, the smartphone element them, but the smartphone element of having maps, having banking apps, these things are actually very useful. My kids, they do a huge amount of their homework on their phones. Yeah, kind of semi yeah, its kind of semi smartphones although didnt smartphones, although we didnt need smartphones, although we didnt neewe just lived and ran in we just lived and ran free in the yes, its the fields. But yes, its dangerous. Prefrontal cortex dangerous. The prefrontal cortex doesnt until and in doesnt develop until 25 and in women does. So women sometimes never does. So you know of course i think its a good idea. Well, you know , when you make well, you know, when you make a joke and lewis and lewis does, it takes breath. It takes his breath. You know, weve to try you know, weve got to try and on the show. And do jokes on the show. Yeah. And do jokes on the show. I yeah. And do jokes on the show. I mean,ah. And do jokes on the show. I mean, really i a graph i mean, really i saw a graph on dont know if it on twitter. I dont know if it was real. I saw graph because you i saw a graph because you feel youre stepping onto feel like youre stepping onto your lewis know your shtick. Lewis but you know what . Better than what . No. Doing it better than you. You. Do, he just said hes yes, i do, he just said hes available in available when hes in a relationship. He said relationship. I mean, he said worse in that worse things than me in that whole segment. I am. I am. Not available. But if im not available. But if somebody Something Better somebody has Something Better than im with, of than the one that im with, of course going have you course im going to have to. You know, think my know, i dont think my girlfriend any hard girlfriend would have any hard feelings slightly feelings getting slightly back, just story. Just quickly to the story. Do the next one. We need to do the next one. The here is it up to the point here is, is it up to big tech or is it Big Government or it parents or big parents . Or is it parents or big parents . Big parents . Big parents . You think they want to you think thats they want to blame but i guarantee blame big tech, but i guarantee you there are companies you that there are companies out there if theres a big there that if theres a big enough demand, they will make Something Like this. It shouldnt be a federal law saying, facebook cant saying, you know, facebook cant go on this. I mean, i wonder in 20, 30 years time if people are going to be looking back and be like, icannot to be looking back and be like, i cannot believe you let kids on social if were social media, probably if were still right. Still alive. Yeah. Right. Back to the sunday times. A tough humza nick, a tough week for humza yousaf. This the cherry on yousaf. Is this the cherry on top . Yeah. So its voters of humza so its voters sick of Humza Yousafs signalling, yousafs virtue signalling, says joanna snp joanna cherry. And shes the snp mp. And she said that voters were expressing a real anger about virtue signalling about his virtue signalling rather than tackling other issues. And if they spent half as much time advancing independence as they had on identity politics, scotland might already be an independent country. Little country. Now, theres two little quibbles that one, quibbles i have with that one, even basically even though i basically agree. One not virtue one is that its not virtue signalling. Its much worse. Its racism, its its anti white racism, and its the destruction of the the active destruction of the country. Two, they dont country. Number two, they dont want , of course, want independence, of course, because that would destroy their whole detre. And then whole raison detre. And then they could be blamed for getting things just things wrong rather than just blaming time. So blaming england all the time. So thats quibbles there. Thats my only quibbles there. Basically. Thats my only quibbles there. Basdolly. Thats my only quibbles there. Basdo they have detre in do they have raison detre in scotland . A french scotland . Isnt there a french thing . Is a french, french . Well, weve got the entente cordiale france cordiale with france in a second. F m f e do you think that but, louis, do you think that this signal of this might signal the end of virtue signalling at large if voters do reject him . And that is reason why is part of the reason why theyre rejecting him. Do you think companies or think that now companies or other politicians might look at this and go, you know what, maybe should just do good maybe i should just do good policies that going to help maybe i should just do good polimost hat going to help maybe i should just do good polimost people. Going to help the most people. Think its the first i dont think its the first of theres therell always of all, theres therell always be virtue signalling. Im wearing thats virtue wearing a tie. Thats virtue signalling know, theres wearing a tie. Thats virtue signall going know, theres wearing a tie. Thats virtue signall going to know, theres wearing a tie. Thats virtue signall going to be m, theres wearing a tie. Thats virtue signall going to be m, th of s wearing a tie. Thats virtue signall going to be m, th of the always going to be most of the virtue youre signalling. Virtue that youre signalling. 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Great insight, louis, just the section now, and great insight, louis, just the pretty;ection now, and great insight, louis, just the pretty mental. Now, and great insight, louis, just the pretty mental. Smoking and great insight, louis, just the pretty rdeath. Smoking and a a store. A store. I do like you, louis. Welcome back to headliners. Kick off with the star and will labour legalise this, louis . Yes, this is. This is graves dug up to make deadly drugs from human bones as national emergency, which you think should be legalised. Right away. Of course. Right away. Of course. Well, i do think. Yeah, but heres theres a couple of interesting here. This heres theres a couple of interes do; here. This heres theres a couple of interes do with here. This heres theres a couple of interes do with sierra re. This heres theres a couple of interes do with sierra leone, has to do with sierra leone, where they have a drug mixing cannabis, fentanyl and tramadol. Yummy. But theyre but they actually that ground up actually think that ground up human bones are the thing that make the difference. Its that make the difference. Its that it has some kind of thing when the truth is, if it was ground up like kfc, its like the extra little herbs, the extra thing, which is human bones of which is the human bones of sierra and your sierra leone. And then your question is, will labour legalise answer is legalise this . And the answer is yes, they will. And because what theyre advocating now, and its not just labour, its the tories two, theyre advocating digging up the dead in this country to use the spaces. Again, they have no respect for the dead , and no respect for the dead, and theyre digging up graves that were buried forever to put new deadin were buried forever to put new dead in those graves. So the drugs out of them dont know that thats disturbing. It is totally disturbing. It is totally disturbing. This is your can you can google it. This is your campaign. This is your campaign. Theyve been going on for decades camberwell decades at the camberwell old cemetery and across hundreds of other. Other cemeteries. They supposedly run out of space. Say, what were space. They say, what were going is were going to going to do is were going to reuse which reuse the graves, which means digging up the dead. Should run office on you should run for office on that issue. That single issue. This its well, its this its absolutely is awful. Yeah, absolutely it is awful. Yeah, its awful. Absolutely it is awful. Yeah, its youre awful. Absolutely it is awful. Yeah, its youre right, they will and youre right, they will legalise the legalise it because this is the path down the path were going down in the west liberalising west with liberalising everything. A fool everything. Rousseau was a fool because leave humans because if you leave humans to do want, is what do what they want, this is what they up bones and they do. They dig up bones and get a bizarre concoction get high on a bizarre concoction of cannabis, fentanyl and tramadol and human bones. Of cannabis, fentanyl and traritsol and human bones. Of cannabis, fentanyl and trarits called human bones. Of cannabis, fentanyl and trarits called kush. 1 bones. Its called kush. Its called kush. Kush, right, nick . Sunday times next. And a new catchphrase for lewis death of sumo. Sumo. Yeah, youre right. Its the death of. Its the death of sumo. Okay look, its the death of sumo. Japans traditional sport is in peril. And its really sad because, of course, it from the shinto it comes from the shinto religion, japan is religion, which japan is actually shinto. Actually still majority shinto. But. Of it are but. But some aspects of it are falling apart, like the sumo tradition back 1500 years, tradition goes back 1500 years, andifs tradition goes back 1500 years, and its all about shinto nofions and its all about shinto notions of purity. Thats why they salt the thing. Theres a ban on women who are regarded as impure. Not my words. Words impure. Not my words. The words of schaefer and the sumo of Lewis Schaefer and the sumo community. But, but theres a few problems going on. One, the people are getting fatter. They dont need to actually be that fat. Kind of a myth. Fat. Thats kind of a myth. Theyre too its theyre getting too fat. Its too demanding of too demanding for the sort of young kids. Other thing young kids. And the other thing is, bullying in the is, theyre just bullying in the so called was so called stables, one guy was punching junior punching and whipping junior members of the stable, glued their made their fingers together and made a flamethrower made a makeshift flamethrower made out of aerosol lewis out of an aerosol lewis backstage out of an aerosol lewis bacyeah,3 out of an aerosol lewis bacyeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Thats frowned upon in and thats frowned upon in the community. Theyre struggling . Mean , it is sad yeah. I mean, it is sad because am an incredibly because i am an incredibly conservative because i am an incredibly conse your e because i am an incredibly conse your uncle also a sumo . Is your uncle also a sumo . Is your uncle also a sumo . Do you know what . I tell you something. Played. He played something. He played. He played in negro leagues. And thats in the negro leagues. And thats why they fall. For reasons i should say. You cant say that. I cant say that. But thats what were called. What they were called. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. They were historical they were called historical reasons truth is reasons anyway, the truth is hes its sad because its it is very japanese, but when they when they let, they let big fat americans in remember those in the early days. Now they let mongolians in and they and theyre having trouble saying only just to have a temporary win with takarafuji. Sorry about the pronunciation. Hes doing really well and hes hes a temporary boost in in general. Its declining. Its massively declined. But theyre saying because theyre also saying because other become popular theyre also saying because other and become popular theyre also saying because other and i become popular theyre also saying because other and i think come popular theyre also saying because other and i think that; popular as well. And i think that theyre missing out. I think, weve seen that one of the Big Solutions for is to have a womens division. Its been such womens division. Its been such a you know, hit football. A big, you know, hit football. I think womens sumo. Well, ill watch that. Or you could say, or you could say they should bring it to to, america or britain, because the people here are just so fat and bloated. Theres so so fat and bloated. Theres so much nothing. You think that would be you think that this would be the wear nappies, all the they all wear nappies, all you is fat and fall you got to do is be fat and fall on and then youre on someone, and then youre suddenly person. Suddenly a sports person. Genius. Mail on i mean, this genius. Mail on sunday. This what jesus i mean, this genius. Mail on sundajwant this what jesus i mean, this genius. Mail on sundajwant , this what jesus i mean, this genius. Mail on sundajwant , louis . what jesus would want, louis . Robots should have even sharp robots should have a day off. Thats what the german court and this is german court rules. And this is this is a totally story. This is a totally german story. Because whats whats its a mixture of robots and being told they cant work on a sunday. You will not work. And what happened . I cant believe i did that. Im not. I think youre allowed to after everything youve been through. What it is, is, is they got the have those the they like we have those automated the amazon shops. Automated like the amazon shops. Right. And this and they dont like to they dont want people to work on sundays because because of the union of shop workers who own their own shops, they feel theyre going to be put out of business because they dont want to work single dont want to work every single day why should they day of the week. Why should they have in sunday . They have to come in on sunday . They need so these need a day off. And so these people so it seems like people are so it seems like a joke. Theyre saying, well, why cant has no employees, cant the shop has no employees, but are people are but there are people who are working, at the watch working, looking at the watch very quickly, more mail. Im not sure im comfortable with this race theory. Im glad you gave me this one right at the end. Its me, goldilocks, breadless dog of goldilocks, the breadless dog of the would the future. All breeds would merge within just five merge into one within just five years humans. Expert years without humans. Expert claims. Its basically claims. So its basically saying that perfect that thered be this perfect dog. Be what dog. Theyd all be doing what they kind of they want. Its kind of globalist propaganda. Do globalist propaganda. I do understand this point. If inbreeding of inbreeding goes too far, none of them but them can function. Dog. But yeah, kind of that yeah, his argument kind of that breeding is really eugenics and that just let them run that we should just let them run free dont know if thats i dont know if thats because that because its interesting that weve of weve basically bred all of these into these different varieties into dogs thats dogs as humans, and thats what i about and i find interesting about it. And then when humans are gone, theyre to have theyre just all going to have lots theyre just all lots of sex and theyre just all going come like one big dog again. Well, in a way, you said it. Did racist or did you say it was racist or something . Saying something . Its basically saying against , look against i mean, look, look whats the world. Whats happening to the world. Everybodys everybodys turning. Theyre starting to look more and more me. Theyre starting to look more ancright . Me. Theyre starting to look more anc right . Yeah. Ie. Theyre starting to look more anc right . Yeah. Thats what we right . Yeah. Thats what we dont want. The show is nearly oven dont want. The show is nearly over. Lets take another quick look front pages, look at sundays front pages, the sunday, her own the mail on sunday, in her own tweets, rayner has tweets, the proof rayner has been sunday telegraph uk been lying sunday telegraph uk failing for war, says failing to prepare for war, says ex ministers sunday times. Britains israel is britains support for israel is not unconditional, warns cameron. The observer cameron not unconditional, warns camerof. The observer cameron not unconditional, warns camerof gaza observer cameron not unconditional, warns camerof gaza faminer cameron not unconditional, warns camerof gaza famine as ameron not unconditional, warns camerof gaza famine as navy n warns of gaza famine as navy sent to aid the starving sunday mirror corey cost of living crisis daily star sunday psycho seagulls copying humans that is it for tonights show. Thank you to lewis and nick. Headlines back tomorrow at 11 pm. And if youre watching at 5 am, then stay tuned for breakfast. Have a great weekend. Bye that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on. Gb news. On. Gb news. Good evening. Welcome to your latest gb news weather from the met office. Storm kathleen continues to bring some very windy conditions across the uk through saturday evening and into sunday. Currently situated out towards the northwest of the uk, slowly pushing its way northwards this evening northwards through this evening and into the start of sunday, but continuing to bring some very , particularly very strong winds, particularly across the across western parts of the uk. Still up in the still seeing gusts up in the sort of 50s or 60s overnight and particularly in northwest scotland, and plenty of heavy showers this could lead to showers too. This could lead to some localised flooding, particularly across southwestern parts , turning a parts of the uk, turning a little drier and staying mild. Overnight temperatures around the high single figures, perhaps even figures across even low double figures across the south. But it will be briefly a drier start for many of on sunday, with further of us on sunday, with further showers, though, their of us on sunday, with further shov north hough, their of us on sunday, with further shovnorth and|h, their of us on sunday, with further shovnorth and eastwards their of us on sunday, with further shovnorth and eastwards asieir go way north and eastwards as we go through sunday morning. Again. Way north and eastwards as we go througcouldday morning. Again. Way north and eastwards as we go througcould day heavy ng. Again. Way north and eastwards as we go througcould day heavy ng places, these could be heavy in places, perhaps some hail and thunder mixed too, could cause mixed in too, and could cause some localised flooding across southwestern southeast southwestern parts. Southeast England Holding on to england definitely holding on to the best of the sunshine, but with a strong southwesterly breeze across of the breeze across the whole of the uk, take the edge off those uk, will take the edge off those temperatures. Despite being temperatures. But despite being 16 degrees, monday 16 or 17 degrees, monday will start dry across Northern Ireland and much of scotland, but increasingly but it will turn increasingly cloudy as we through the cloudy as we head through the morning. Of low morning. Another area of low pressure moving in from the southwest, particularly southwest, turning particularly heavy across western heavy that rain across western parts of england and into northern later. Further Northern Ireland later. Further unsettled weather through the first week, with first part of next week, with temperatures generally a little bit above average. There are bit above average. But there are some little some hints of something a little bit the week. Bit drier later in the week. Looks like things are heating up. Boxt boilers sponsors of weather on along with Albie Amankona Stephanie Takyi ben leo and benjamin butterworth. Tonight on the show , is it ever okay to the show, is it ever okay to misgender a trans person . Misgender a trans person . And should black actresses play and should black actresses play the part of juliet in romeo and juliet . Sacrebleu. Never mind Buckingham Palace. Defend your border. France. Why did the tories go soft on william wraggs naughty pictures . And we wraggs naughty pictures . And we must wake up to the threat of iranian terrorists. Ooh, its 6 iranian terrorists. Ooh, its 6 pm. And this is the saturday five. Welcome to the saturday five. Now, storm kathleen is about to hit the United Kingdom, so why not settle down for us two for two hours of lively debate . Mind you , it can get quite stormy in you, it can get quite stormy in here. Because, of course, im joined by one of the few tories yet to be caught in a sixteen scandal. Albie amankona still time the night is young. The time the night is young. The wokeist non gender aligned person in britain, benjamin butterworth. He wishes he could butterworth. He wishes he could get caught in a sixteen scandal because hed like the publicity. And leo, has no time for and ben leo, who has no time for sixteen because hes too busy presenting eight gb news shows a day also the brilliant day. We also have the brilliant showbiz journalist Stephanie Takyi to keep things in order. Now weve got five lively debates lined up for the first houn debates lined up for the first hour. We want your thoughts on all of them. Of course, as usual. And dont forget, you can ask us whatever you like in ask the five. Get in touch by emailing gb views gb news. Com but before the bad blood and petty squabbling begins, its your saturday night news with tatiana sanchez. Tatiana sanchez. Darren. Thank you. The top stories this hour. Storm kathleen has brought strong winds and a provisional highest temperature of the year so far. After recording of 20. 9 c in suffolk, dozens of flights have been cancelled