Wisconsin yesterday as part of his thank you tour of battleground states and told the crowd he was surprised when he won the election. Well, other people just acted surprised. [ light laughter ] couldnt believe it. This is so this is the last thing i expected. Crowds at Donald Trumps thank you rally in wisconsin yesterday were reportedly chanting cnn sucks. Even crazier, cnn reported it. [ laughter and applause ] donald trump signed a copy of time magazines person of the year issue for kanye west yesterday saying to kanye, you are a great friend. And everyone knows the perfect gift for a grit friend is your autograph. Who should i sign this to, grandma . Thats with one m . Donald trump met the apple ceo tim cook today. Trump reportedly wanted to discuss ways to make the keyboard smaller. Every letter is the size of my fist. [ laughter ] its very hard to write sad. Executives at exxonmobil are saying that secretary of state nominee Rex Tillerson has learned to get along with Vladimir Putin for business reasons but is not fond of him. Really . Look at this picture. The only thing missing, the only thing missing from that picture is mistletoe. [ laughter and applause ] lawyers on both sides of bill cosbys trial had to be reprimanded yesterday after several courtroom shouting matches broke out. Sounds like they needed to take a chill pill. And luckily cosby had plenty of them. cause now its a trial. The defense and the prosecution and the judge and the gavel. Thunder in the. Apple released a new batch of emojis yesterday, including a face palm and avocado and gorilla, which is perfect for when you need to text, oh, no, i gave too much guacamole to the gorilla that used to take forever. An openly gay lookalike of Vice President elect mike pence has begun posing for photos with time square tourists while wearing shortshorts. When he heard that, mike pence pursed his lips so hard that he grew a moustache. A dutch restaurant has started serving a my little pony burger that is made from actual horse meat. Um, ill have the veggietales burger, said a girl, who didnt realize that was horse meat too. And finally, a zoo in texas has set up a gift registry for an orangutan couple expecting a baby. And if youre curious what they want from crate and barrel, its the barrel. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she is the creator and star of the Mindy Project on hulu. And her book why not me is in paperback now. One of our favorites, mindy kaling, is back on the show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] he has a new syfy series on netflix, it looks fantastic, travelers Eric Mccormack is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and he has a very funny special on adult swim called joe pera helps you pick the perfect Christmas Tree. Hes a fantastic comedian and friend of ours, joe pera is back on the show tonight. Before i got to all our fantastic guests you guys all know what a casserole is. A casserole is a meal where you throw a bunch of different kinds of food into one dish. And you sort of cook it up and what you get is just what you get. Well, the reason i bring this up is we here at late night come up with tons of different ideas all the time for the show. And many of these ideas are not quite enough to be a full sketch, a full meal, if you will. So instead of just throwing all those ideas away we thought wed throw them together, casserolestyle, in a segment were calling late night casserole. [ cheers and applause ] seth so here you go. Halfbaked ideas that cannot sustain a full piece. First up, if you have tv you probably heard of cspan, the Public Television network that broad casts live coverage of u. S. Government proceedings across the country. Theres cspan 1 and 2 which covers the u. S. House and senate, plus cspan3 which shows Live Public Affairs events. Well, one of my writers wondered, what if there were other cspan channels . So, heres a segment that were calling, other cspan channels. Seth so heres a channel. Cspan 4, its a live feed of the cameraman who shoots the live feed for cspan 1. The chair will entertain requests for oneminute speeches. For what purpose is the gentle lady of north carolina, seek recognition . Id like to address the house for one minute, mr. Speaker. Seth pretty good, right . And then i said to the writer, thats great whats the next one . He said, i dont have a next one. Thats how you get in the casserole. Moving on. Are you guys familiar with the new abc show designated survivor . Anybody seen designated survivor . For those who havent designated survivor stars Keifer Sutherland as the secretary of housing and urban development who is thrust into the presidency after the u. S. Capitol building explodes during the state of the union address. You see keifers character was safely watching the state of the union because he was the designated survivor should something happen to the president and all the other members of the cabinet. Well, one of our writers thought it would be funny if we here at late night also had a designated survivor and it was character actor richard kind. Lets check in on him now. Hi, richard. Seth, hey, how are you, did your studio blow up . Seth no, no, it didnt. Think it will blow up . Seth probably not. Oh. Okay. Well, if it blows up, im here. Seth okay. And where are you exactly, richard . Im in a mens dressing room at banana republic. Seth okay. Well, bye, buddy. Okay, byebye. Seth now, as you may recall, back in march of this year, president obama made his last nomination to the Supreme Court, Merrick Garland. You might also recall that republicans refused to consider garland for the job. And now with just a little over a month left before the beginning of trumps presidency chances are Merrick Garland will never be a Supreme Court justice. So many people are wondering what would Merrick Garlands next career move be . One of our writers thought he would be the perfect host of a prank show called merricked. Check it out. All right, well, heres your check. Thank you. And you know what we had this extra apple pie in the kitchen, i thought why not give to it you on the house . Wow, that is so nice, thank you. Oh. Actually, you dont get to have this pie. Wait, why . Thats right. Im Merrick Garland and you just got merricked. You, see those cameras right over there . And theres one right over there. We gave you a really nice thing then we took it away from you just like that. Bet you kinda of felt like you deserved that pie, right . Bet you feel like you worked long and hard for that pie . Well, you dont get to have that pie because we dont always get what we want in life. Now some other undeserving bastard is going to get your pie and all you can do is sit back and say that was supposed to be my pie. That was supposed to be my pie. That was supposed to be my pie. That was supposed to be my pie. [ applause ] seth all right, so that was half an idea. Merricked. Our next casserole idea seth, seth . Seth its our designated survivor richard kind. Yes, richard . Seth, listen, did your studio blow up . Did everybody die . Am i the host now . Seth no. Oh. Okay. Seth okay. Okay. [ laughter ] hey, seth seth yeah . Listen. Seth yeah . You seen la la land yet . Seth have i seen the movie la la land, no i havent. The movie la la land. Seth no, i havent seen it. No, me neither. I hear its wonderful. Very colorful. In fact, im wearing these colors because when i do see it in the future, i want to be a big fan of la la land. Seth so youre wearing bright colors so that youll like the movie more . In the hopes of enjoying it. Seth all right, well, good talking to you, richard. Okay, byebye. Seth byebye. Seth now im sure youve heard of shows like talking dead or talking bad. These are talk show that come on immediately after a show like the walking dead or breaking bad. Where they talk about what just happened in that episode. One of my writers thought late night needed one of those shows. Here is talking late. Seth hi, everyone, and welcome to talking late where we get a peek behind the curtain of late night with seth meyers. Im your host seth meyers. And with me i have two of my writers amber and ben, welcome. Thank you for having us. I love talking about late night with seth meyers. Seth okay, great. I love talking about late night with seth meyers too. So, let get right to it. During the latenight monologue i made a joke about the news. What do you guys think . Lets go to the clip. Seth and finally a zoo in texas has set up a gift registry for an orangutan couple expecting a baby. And if youre curious what they want from crate and barrel, its the barrel. Seth its a i thought just a fantastic joke, what did you guys think . I thought it was an excellent observation. Everyone knows donkey kong and they know he loves barrels. Its not the crate. Its the barrel. And thats why its the punch line of the joke. Its a classic. Seth did it catch you offguard, ben . When it was the barrel . Well, i was for sure i was initially thinking, what is this, theres another monkey there. Its like, nope. It was the crate or the barrel. And it was the barrel. [ light laughter ] seth im sorry, you thought another monkey would be where . Oh, theres a gift registry because they were getting married. The two gorillas. Ben was not watching. Okay. At this point late night, talking late, id like to take a question from the audience. Any questions about late night . Hey yeah hi, longtime fan. Also a writer for the show. Weve also been friends for like 20 years. Im on 30 rock. Or was. Now i do this. Um [ cheers and applause ] i guess my question is, at the beginning of your other show you asked, everybody hows everybody doing tonight . Do you actually care how everybodys doing tonight . Seth what do you think . No. Seth youre not going to believe this, but i do not. I said that he didnt. I said. I said to her that he didnt care. Seth thank you all so much for tuning in to talking late, good night. [ cheers and applause ] and finally tonight we have seth, seth . Seth yeah, whats up . Yeah . Listen, seth seth yeah . You dead yet . Did it blow up . Seth no. No . Hold on. Oh, sorry. Come in, come in. Im just the designated survivor. Come in. Oh. I have to try on these pants. Oh. Well, dont mind me. Go ahead. Did you ever think a more colorful pants . These are very nice but la la land is very colorful, you may enjoy those. Seth give it up for richard kind, everybody [ applause ] byebye, richard. Byebye bye, seth seth now, for late night casserole, no idea too strange, that will become abundantly clear when you see our final piece. Heres one of our writers Conner Omally performing an interpretive dance to the theme music from the popular sitcom home improvement. Seth thats late night casserole. Be right back with more late night [ cheers and applause ] my new beer, stella artois, hey cois finished. The people will love it. Originally brewed for the holidays. Enjoyed ever since. Stella artois. Host one to remember oh look at this, a raisin rehydrator. It turns them back into grapes. Wow, what an exhausting journey. Thats a good wedding present. Good call. With the blue cash everyday card you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Backed by the service and security of american express. This one is from Channel Islands national park. Coronado. Saguaro. Youll see theres one thats an eagle. 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[ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being here, dave. Thanks, seth. Seth our first guest tonight is the creator, writer, and star of the Mindy Project which returns to hulu with new episodes february 14th. Her New York Times bestselling book why not me . Is also now available in paperback. Please welcome back to the show our friend mindy kaling, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, mindy. Hi, im so happy to be here. Seth im always so happy to see you. You look wonderful. Thank you. Seth its such a pleasure to have you. And you always look wonderful to me. And something that i feel like heres the thing. Were talking about fake news a lot. Thats like in the press. Yeah, and we love it. Seth we love fake news. Okay, good. Seth but you this is something you brought for us. There was a facebook ad that used your image without permission. Yes. I had a friend who was on i think it was actually like on a buzz feed article. Seth okay. And at the bottom they have these ads for their, like, you know, all these different ads for little things. And they have little photos of different celebrities and things they found, found in stock images. And this is what she sent me. Seth this is not a kind use of your image. No. Seven ways to stop snoring. [ laughter ] seth so lets just make this clear. You never approved that . Never approved this photo. This is a still i believe from my show. Seth yes, there you go. And i am so insulted. [ laughter ] this is awful. I am an actress in hollywood. Seth yeah. And some person in china who has to come up with this for the companys logo for agl health, decided that when they saw me, leaning like this, that i was the face of a snoring problem. [ laughter ] when you think of horrible affliction which is loud snoring, such that you need medication. Seth yeah. Mindy kaling is the person. Seth well maybe but maybe thats after. Maybe thats after you took your pills. Okay. Seth this is postsnoring. Okay. Whats so funny to me is how happy i am. Im not even upset that i have a snoring problem. Seth also, by the way [ laughter ] im like, uh, cant wait till i go to sleep again where i can snore as much as i want. Seth i also feel like there are a hundred stills from your show that would be appropriate for how to shop for a sofa online. And they completely pass that up. No, theyre like seth they were like, youre going to be the snorer. Now who best represents this gross disease . [ laughter ] seth youre this is very exciting. We were talking about this before the show. You are going to be in the new film oceans 8. Yes. Seth which is one of the most incredible casts ever put together. You got yourself. You got sandra bullock. You got Helena Bonham carter, cate blanchett, and rihanna. Yeah. Seth Anne Hathaway. Yes. Seth and so there is a load of paparazzi on set. All the time. Seth they must just be following you guys constantly. All the time. Seth how is what has your paparazzi experience been so far . Okay, so i have with that group of women ive never felt so unfamous in my life. Seth yes. [ light laughter ] like, i thought i was pretty cool. I have my own show. And there people think im sandra bullocks assistant. Seth sure. [ laughter ] and theyre like, get out of the way we need to bring sandra her matcha tea. And im like, im in a scene with her. Like im not her assistant. And im like, okay, whatever, yeah. Ill go give her her matcha tea for might as well. But its interesting, because theres so much paparazzi there for rihanna. Seth yeah. So theres movie tv famous, and then theres International Pop star famous. Which is like at a whole other seth its a whole other thing. And so when we shot a scene, all eight of us together recently. And when we walked outside, theres this huge paparazzi. And i was talking to Anne Hathaway and rihanna was kind of behind us. There was like a sea of paparazzi taking photos and everything like that. And i was kind of feeling cool and famous. And then rihanna took a left to her trailer, which was like not in the same direction that me and anne were going. And the paparazzi left so quickly. [ laughter ] it was like a desert. [ laughter ] and anne and i are talking and im trying to have this sexy conversation with Anne Hathaway and no ones around or cares even. Seth oh, like when you say sexy, here you guys talk if you try when youre aware of paparazzi, do you think you talk differently . Do you think you like hold your neck a different way . Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. And my postures better. And i also say that one thing ive noticed is i always smile. Because i notice whenever they have like a picture of a celebrity looking kind of unhappy, theyre like, addiction problems seth yeah. And they put it next to you, like, kind of frowning. So no matter what im in im always like, Anne Hathaway is the most hilarious person in the whole world [ laughter ] seth rihanna is smiling as well. Shes doing great. Just for the record, right . Like, im wearing gorgeous coat, outfit, showing a lot of legs. Expensive shoes. Annes wearing like a lipcoat. Rihannas wearing like a full parka. [ laughter ] and baggy jeans. Seth and they still just are like, zoonk they shoved me out of the way to get to her. Get out of the way, sandra bullocks assistant. [ laughter ] we want to talk to rihanna seth congratulations, you just had your 100th show of the Mindy Project. Thats a amazing. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Seth i dont want to toot my own horn too much here but i was in an early episode, season one, i played an architect. Yes. Seth and we had a meet cute at a bookstore. Yes, we did. Seth that was very early on. And then in a later episode, i played myself as a talk show host. Yes. Seth so i have been on your show playing two different people. Yes, you played seth meyers famous talk show host. Seth yeah. And you played what was the name . Was it like, tom, the architect. Seth i think it was just like tom. I didnt have a lot of lot of back story. There arent good parts for men in hollywood. [ laughter ] yeah. Its amazing. Because you are the only person thats been on the show twice. Seth yep. We think youre so good as an actor that we were like, we need to have him back as another character. Seth no, you thought i was so bad as an actor. We should have him back, but he should play himself. [ laughter ] no we thought you were like meryl streep where can disappear into roles and no one will even recognize you. Seth and then second time i was on, it was the story about my dog going missing. Yes. Seth this is not my dog. No. [ laughter ] seth we used our dog a little bit in new york, but then you shoot in l. A. So there is legit a storyline. You should watch this. It was a great episode. Seth it was a great episode. Where new york is brought to its knees. Sandy was the other big tragedy and then your dog going missing. Seth and it was the whole it was the whole storyline. Seth it was the whole story. It was in the newspaper, guys. There it is in the newspaper. [ laughter ] and this really touched me. Cause two of my oldest friends work on your show. Ike barinhotlz and dave stassen. Dave stassen, yeah. Seth and it was really sweet to see that you guys misspelled my name in one of the headlines. [ laughter ] hey, man. Seth that meant the world to me, thank you. You have one of those plural white guy last names. Its very hard seth yeah sure. To figure out where the apostrophe should go. Seth yeah, of course. And you guys dont have, like, writers assistants on sitcoms that can check that stuff. [ laughter ] but this is not frisbee. No, so what happened was that we use the real frisbee when we shot some of this stuff in new york. But ike who loves dogs, we wrote that into his character. He likes dogs so much that hell like kiss a dog on the mouth kind of thing. Seth yeah. But and hes known you forever, he was at your wedding. And frisbee, he was holding frisbee, and frisbee bit him six times. Seth yeah, frisbee. [ laughter ] frisbee bit him every take. Every take. Hated it. Looked at you like, why are you doing this to me . Seth exactly. I never signed up for this. Such that, so when he was there, when we came back to l. A. , we hired a dog who was more of an actor. Seth yeah. Sure, sure, sure. I get it. Who was excited to be there. So thats the fake frisbee. Seth yeah, the other difference that frisbee was mad about, is im sure this dog got paid. [ laughter ] between friends what is money . Seth exactly. Is what i think. Seth frisbee now, but just so you know, frisbee now wants to come on again as a different dog because she heard it happened. It happened for me. With a mustache. Seth yeah, with a mustache. And she thinks she can be nice to ike this time. Youre gonna stick around. Well be right back with more from mindy kaling. Episodes of the Mindy Project begin streaming february 14th on hulu. Well be right back with more. [ cheers and applause ] you got it what do you think . If youre going to wish, wish big at the lexus december to remember sales event get up to 2500 customer cash on select 2016 and 2017 models for these terms. See your lexus dealer. Crsugar is everywherets sugar shield and crest complete has a sugar shield to protect teeth from sugar found in everyday foods. Crest complete. Shield your teeth from sugar. So sugar may visit, but its not sticking around my hygienist told me to try. A mouthwash. So i tried crest. It does so much more than give me fresh breath. Crest prohealth mouthwash provides all of these benefits to help you get better dental checkups. Go pro with. Crest prohealth mouthwash. Checkup . Nailed it. 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Were getting older now. And sometimes i look around me and i dont even recognize the world im living in anymore. And well things are changing every day. By my count not always for the better. And its times like these that i want to take a moment and talk about how things were just a bit more simple back in my day. Seth back in my day, we didnt have amazon echo listening to every single thought and conversation we had and uploading it to the internet somewhere. No sir re bob. Back in my day the only time your private conversations would end up on the internet was when you uploaded every single thought you had to facebook and or twitter. Back in my day we didnt have santacon. If you wanted to have sloppy makeout session with old st. Nick you had to get him drunk in the mall food court, make your way down to santas village, and push a kid on that son of a bitchs lap. [ laughter ] seth oh yeah. Simpler times. Simpler times. Nowadays every other dude is sporting a man bun. Well, back in my day the only buns youd find on a man were right here, buddy. And if you think you might be putting one of these on the back of my head, you can kiss mine. Back in my day the new york yankees werent retiring derek jeters number. No, no. If you wanted to show derek jeter the ultimate sign of respect you had to sleep with him. Simpler times, seth. Seth simpler times indeed. Well said. Back in my day ikea wasnt giving their employees four months of paid maternity leave, give me a break. Back then if you wanted four months off your job at ikea you had to earn it. By dropping a on your left foot. And a on the right one. Back in my day. Seth in your day . You couldnt sign up for tsa precheck to get out of taking off your shoes at the airport. No, no, no. If you wanted to get out of taking your shoes off at the airport, you just wore gladiator sandals. And then you told the tsa agent, do you really want to be here all day . Do you . No, you do not want that is not what i think you want, no, no. Seth it was very effective. Yes, it was. Seth very effective. Back in my day the pope wasnt condemning the spread of fake news, he was spreading fake news. Like the news that god is real. [ barking ] whoa, whats that, rusty . [ barking ] oh, dont worry, rusty. Santa is real. Back in my day, people werent saying, yes, queen. We were saying, whats up . [ laughter and applause ] hey no, no, im mad, dont applaud, im mad we thought , whats up . Would be funny forever. Turns out we were right. Seth we were right. Whats up . Whats up . Seth whats up . Rusty. Back in my day we didnt have mambypamby nature shows like planet earth 2. Eat your heart out, hippies. Back then if you wanted to reconnect with nature you put on your boots, you stepped outside, and you walked all the way to the mailbox where youd find a dvd of planet earth 1. From netflix because back then netflix, it was a whole different thing. Back in my day, we didnt obsess over kindle and kylie jenner. It was paris hilton and nicole richie. And they did a lot of the same stuff. But these are the stars i recognize like mtv simon rex or good charlottes benji madden. Now hes married to cameron diaz, who was our version of Jennifer Lawrence because she was beautiful. But she was funny, she was relatable, and we didnt learn stuff from tmz, we learned it from us weekly. And im hoping that i just because i just mentioned us weekly that theyre going to give me a free subscription. Us weekly, us weekly, us weekly seth maxim us weekly seth maxim [ barking ] rusty, why on earth would you want a subscription to cat fancy magazine. [ barking ] youre a pervert rusty. Seth youre a real pervert. Whats up . [ laughter ] seth back in my day it wasnt called climate change, it was called global warming, and we ignored that too. Which why is we have climate change. I cant wait, i for one cant wait to hear what the next one is called. I hope its super floods. Back in my day we didnt have these crazy streaming sites like hulu. And everything, everything sucked. Now things are okay since the only shows worth watching are on hulu. Are you on hulu seth . Seth yeah, reruns but they didnt push it like the Mindy Project. Im sorry, we had to hold on now. We had to do that, see what we are is a couple of grizzly grumps and we had to get a grump on. And so now if you will excuse us this has been back in my day. Well be right back with Eric Mccormack. [ cheers and applause ] the itsy bitsy spider went up the waterspout. Down came the rain and clogged the gutter system creating a leak in the roof. Luckily the spider recently had geico help him with homeowners insurance. Water completely destroyed his swedish foam mattress. He got full replacement and now owns the sleep number bed. His sleep number setting is 25. Call geico and see how much you could save on homeowners insurance. 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What pills . Fatal dose of fentanyl. E probably a failsafe in case he lacked the courage to pull the trigger. Director missed it. Cause of death on historical record is gunshot to the head. And there wasnt anyone from his team there to meet him . No, and we looked around. Well lets not panic, the director will be aware that traveler didnt make it and assign a new candidate. If one becomes available in time. Youve memorized all the potential candidates in the area . Ive memorized everything. Okay, show off a little. How many since 0830 . Hm. Todays not a real good day. Seth please welcome to the show Eric Mccormack [ cheers and applause ] seth so lovely to see you again. Lovely to see you. Seth everything well . Everythings great. Seth you flew in from l. A. Yesterday . Flew in yesterday. Seth and i heard you had a bit of a hang up. A bit of a problem. It got off to an interesting start. I had a 9 00 pickup at the house. Seth okay. So i had to quickly drove my kid to school, walked the dogs around the neighborhood, jumped in the car, an hour to the airplane. Im going through security and i beep. Seth sure. So the guys say take off your jacket. So i took the jacket off. He goes through. He unzips the pocket. He says, want to tell me what this is . And it was a bag of dog [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] from from my walk. That i said, im sorry, thats thats dog [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] and he doesnt drop it. It stays in his hands. And he says, youre just lucky you werent traveling internationally. [ laughter ] because i was smuggling actual [ bleep ] over the border . Like i dont seth i just like the thought of a guy standing up on a plane and saying, turn this plane around ive got dog [ bleep ] [ laughter ] and i wouldve really gone down, cause it was pure bred [ bleep ]. Seth oh, there you go. Now this show, congratulations. Very exciting. Thank you. Seth doing a show on netflix is always very exciting. Cause as we were talking backstage, you now have 12 completed episodes. Right. Whenever youre out here trying to promote the pilot of something, your plays only lasts four episodes. Seth yeah, so we can keep making it. But now youre done . Heres 12. Enjoy. Seth its a very its a great scifi concept. Explain the show to us a little bit and what a traveler is. When i heard scifi i said to brad wright, who created it, he created all the stargate shows. Hes great, but i said, is this like time machines and ray guns . Because im not nobody wants to see me carrying a ray gun. Seth right. We want to see him carrying dog [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. That people can buy. And its not. It takes place now entirely, we have traveled from the future, and infiltrated actual people. Taken over their lives. So its more like donnie brasco. Its like the americans, its an espionage show. Seth its a very interesting concept. The side and we never see, or do we see, 400 years in the future . Is it all sort of present . We just hint at it. This is its kind of a farfetched premise but in the future, americas future is bleak. Seth huh [ laughter ] i dont think people are going to go for it. We took a runner on that one. Seth i dont think theyre going to buy in. Youve got to buy in. And so we dont see what they see. We dont even know what they actually look like. We just know the bodies that theyre in now. But we see them see sunshine. And we see them eat a hamburger. So we get a real sense thats how bad things go. Seth theres no hamburgers . Theres no hamburgers. Seth the one thing i feel like well have in 400 years is hamburgers. [ laughter ] thats the last thing well give up. One of the characters is walking down the street. He goes, hey, look. I think thats a dog. How sad, theres no dogs in the future. Seth oh, theres no dogs. I dont like this future. Thanks future. Seth so this ones about the future. You had a wonderful return to the past recently. You guys did a will grace reunion which was fantastic. Yeah, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth in this day and age, you pulled off one of the hardest feats possible. You kept it secret until the last minute. How did you guys do that . Well, its crazy how it started. It started Max Mutchnick who cocreated the show called us up and said, i have the original set, lets do something. Seth what . So it turns out max had endowed the set and every prop on it to his alma mater, emerson college, and its been sitting behind glass in a library for ten years. And people have been eating their lunch, i guess. Reading a book. What are you doing . Just staring at this set imagining gay people on it. [ laughter ] and then one day in july emerson called and said, could you take your set back please . So suddenly at the set so max came up with this idea. And we it was, it was totally top secret. He flew the set across the country. We set it up in the basement of our old studio. And the day we shot this thing, we all came in separate entrances. Seth wow. Talk about espionage. Seth and so there was that. That was a taste. There is talk, Megan Mullally has recently said there is a chance that we might actually see a full will grace reunion. There is a chance. We its in talks. Seth very good. You know, when it came up, you know, we thought, well, that would be it was so much fun to do it. Seth yeah. But i mean, once hillarys elected, what are we going to talk about . Seth there you go. [ laughter ] so. So apparently theres things to talk about. Seth there you go, things break right. You can enjoy your hamburgers in the sun while you can. Thank you so much for being here. Its always such a pleasure to see you. Eric mccormack everybody. [ cheers and applause ] travelers will be available on netflix starting december 23rd. Well be right back with joe pera [ cheers and applause ] dry spray . Thats fun. Its already dry no wait time. This is great. Its very soft. 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With humira, remission is possible. [ cheers and applause ] seth our next guest is a fantastic comedian. His new special joe pera helps you find the perfect Christmas Tree is airing on adult swim through the Holiday Season and available on adultswim. Com. Lets take a look. Sue, how did you decide that this was the tree for you . Nice color. Like the shape. Its got those big strong branches for hanging heavy ornaments. Have you got a lot of heavy ornaments . Yeah, we got these big 15pound ornaments that we actually ordered special from the white house and theyre being delivered tomorrow night by the secret service. Theyre really from the white house . Yeah, obama made them himself. Thats amazing. Seth please welcome back to the show our friend joe pera [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you, joe . Pretty good. Hey, seth, happy holidays. Seth happy holidays to you. I cant help notice youre carrying something. What do you got there . Thanks for noticing. [ laughter ] last week, the Christmas TreePromotion Board saw the show and sent me this plaque naming me honorary ambassador of real Christmas Trees. Seth wow. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] thats great, joe. [ cheers and applause ] over there. There you go. Joe do you do you carry this with you everywhere . Yeah, yeah. Seth you do. [ laughter ] i take the position very seriously. And its gone from kind of a passion to now a lifelong duty. Seth oh, wow. [ laughter ] now, from the plaque, i notice this says real Christmas Trees. Yeah. Seth obviously youre not a fan of fake Christmas Trees. I just want to i know this is controversial. Talking to someone like you. I think for some people, especially here in new york city, a fake Christmas Tree makes sense. Tell me im wrong. Well i mean, all the real Christmas Trees are very expensive. And ideally you drive somewhere slightly out of town with your family and cut one down and not just get it on the streets. Cause those guys will rip you off. Seth uhhuh. But [ laughter ] but you should avoid the artificial tree. If you can as long as you dont have allergy. Because most Christmas Trees artificial trees are made in china by toilet brush companies. Seth oh. [ laughter ] i didnt know that. Yeah. Yeah. [ laughter ] thats thats it is, its right on the michigan Christmas TreeVoters Association website. I dont know if its their propaganda seth oh, i see. [ laughter ] that im buying into, but it seems reasonable. The very least it would be good to support a farmer in new york state, michigan, north carolina, oregon. Seth okay. Those are all good. Those are all good states. [ laughter ] joe, so now that its coming time for me to pick a Christmas Tree. And of course it will be the first Christmas Tree my sons ever had. Its his first christmas. Congratulations. Seth thank you so much. Can you give me what would you suggest, joe . Sure. Well, i actually brought some questions that i seth oh i see. So you are going to use my answers to help me pick a perfect tree . Yep. Seth okay. Okay. Theyre pretty simple. How many weeks do you plan on keeping your tree . Seth two. Okay. So you dont need anything with a substantial needle retention. [ laughter ] do you do you like a strong scented tree . Seth i do like a strong scented tree. Okay. You already said that you have a young child at home so seth yeah. Sharp needles are not ideal. Seth no. [ laughter ] do you think its necessary for government to keep certain information secret from its citizens to function properly . [ laughter ] seth no. Okay. [ laughter ] do you prefer a traditionally shaped tree or something more rounded . Seth traditional. Okay. All right. I think i well, i would based on that, i would have brought you a concolor fir. I really did try. Yesterday they told me that there are no live trees allowed inside Rockefeller Center because theyre a fire hazard. Seth yeah. I asked them if i could even bring you a branch and they said no to that too. So i wasnt even allowed to do this but i snuck them in. Seth thank you so much. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats really thats really beautiful. Yeah. Hey. Its not ideal to say the least. But, they smell nice. And if you want we can go get you one on the street after the show. Seth okay, great. Thank you so much. Give it up for joe pera, everybody [ cheers and applause ] joe pera helps you buy the perfect Christmas Tree is airing on adult swim through the Holiday Season and available at adultswim. Com. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] hi, its me. [imitates fanfare] lois prices from Grocery Outlet. Hi, its. The rest of us hey there. Hi hey. Loifor over 60 years now, Grocery Outlet has been selling the brands you know and love, for up to 60 less than what youd pay at Traditional Grocery stores. And check this out. 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